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we need to start romanticizing doing household chores in tank tops and sweatpants in the same way that we romanticize knighthood and i am not fucking kidding

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im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.

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i had a dream last night that kermit the frog died. it was on the news "kermit the frog, aged 96, has passed away peacefully in his sleep"

i turned to my mom like "how does that even work, he's a puppet?" she got really mad at me and said through tears "now's not the time, the frog JUST died. show some respect."

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why does viva la vida by coldplay always go so hard. i hear those opening strings and instantly im a cynical and mournful king walking through his overthrown kingdom like oh shit I totally did used to rule the world!!! I used to roll the dice and feel the fear in my enemies’ eyes but now im literally sweeping the streets I used to own!!!! idk what it is about this song but for some reason i can’t explain

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'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

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famous eddie and Just Some Guy steve where eddie's in the middle of nowhere and really craving mcdonald's so he goes to the local drive thru where steve works. and like steve recognises him but eddie's been having a very public Not Loving The Fame moment so steve spends the entire interaction arguing with himself in his head about 'act like this is just some guy' vs 'this is your little brothers favourite artist legally you have to say something'. and he caves right at the end and tells eddie how much dustin loves him

and eddie's like. sigh. ok so you want a picture. and steve's like oh no they don't let us have our phones while we're on shift so no one will ever believe me if i say i met you lol. and this throws eddie off so hard he ends up taking a photo on his own phone and asking for steve's twitter or insta or something so he can send him the photo and then spends the next solid 24 hours liking every post steve has ever put on anything and fans are sitting there like what even is happening rn

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"you attract what you fear"

AHHHHHH A RICH BENEFACTOR WHO WILL FUND ALL MY WEIRD CREATIVE ENDEAVOURS NOOOOOO STAY AWAYYYY

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maiko headcanon #1

Mai loves books. zuko wasnt really a books guy, he prefered to see the words presented before him in plays...

So in any bookstores around the world, you could find the firelady handing books to the firelord while he just follows her around with books stacking in his hands.

and even when mai wasnt with him on the trips,he would still bring back books from his travels

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Eddie, asking his followers: Is anyone else married to a tall man that acts like he’s a 5’3”?

Eddie: *flips camera around to show Steve standing on the kitchen counter to get a punch bowl out of a high cabinet*

Eddie: He didn’t have to do this. He could’ve reached it from the ground. Why is he like this? Why does he have no fear?

Eddie: I’m so stressed out. Get down!!

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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Eddie, stuck on a song for months

Steve, walks up humming the song Eddie’s been working on and just continuing with a few new bars unconsciously

Eddie, jumping up to grab his guitar to go see the guys "You're a brilliant man and I want your brain on my shelf." Kisses his head and runs away

Steve, bamboozled, newly bi and in love. "Oh."

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i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

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stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

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Arsonist's Lullaby