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Love opening random apps and being slapped in the face with Surprise Aldis Hodge

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Love opening random apps and being slapped in the face with Surprise Aldis Hodge

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Nate Ford - Human Punching Bag

I was gonna do a gifset of Nate getting whacked and then I realized it’s not the same without the sounds.

Alternate title: Why Nathan Ford Drinks

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I don't think we, as as leverage fans on social media, took enough time to chew on the fact that part of Breanna's role on the team, as opposed to Hardison's, is about getting masses of people to dance for the team using armies of bots.

I just think everyone online should take a minute to introspect whether they've been hustled into any hot sauce protests

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leverage season 2

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I made a thing

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You've got your balls tied to the stock price like a cinderblock.

Totally normal dialogue to include 24 minutes into your pilot episode

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three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

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the thing that's fun about parker and elliot is that elliot is clearly used to being the most extreme and damaged person in the room but anything he's done parker has done it worse and weirder to a degree that makes him feel genuinely outclassed

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the second david job is so funny from maggie’s POV. her deeply suspicious date is wearing her ex husband’s button camera. parked like 10 feet away is a deeply suspicious black van. she opens the van door to her ex husband (moderately drunk), the sheikh’s son who sold the david (with a laptop that was clearly monitoring her conversation), a representative of the vatican (eating gummy bears & shrugging), and the hangar receptionist (also eating gummy bears, not bothered enough to shrug). all sitting crammed in the back of a van looking at her with wide eyes. and the best part is that maggie’s not mad at any of THEM, she doesn’t think that these random people (who she is evidently soon told are internationally wanted criminals) might have manipulated nate into this, or that nate’s gotten himself entangled in something by accident, no. she’s just like "nate what the fuck are you up to now". another day in the life of knowing nathan ford

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Super Happy Power Go!

Leverage S02E14 The Three Strikes Job.

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so the thing about Leverage is that by the fifth season you'll get to an episode called "The D.B. Cooper Job" and think to yourself, ah, of course, this thematic title hints at some kind of aerial crime, or perhaps a case of needing to vanish with a lot of money. Which is why it is so fucking insane that two minutes into the episode Agent McSweeten looks directly onto the camera and asks "hey can you guys please literally solve the real actual D.B. Cooper cold case. it would really mean a lot to my dad."

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The most shocking plot twist in television history is that Eliot Spencer was raised by parents that loved him.

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Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly

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he's fighting a beautiful buff lady. her shirt gets ripped and she's left in her slutty little tank top. "come on," you think. "why is the woman always wearing sexier things than her male counterparts." but fear not. now HE takes off his shirt and he's left in HIS slutty little tank top. equality. and then they kiss

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Boops you, boops you, BOOPS YOU!

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