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that time sophie and eliot definitely fucked like 3-5 years before the first season of leverage because i know they did

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I know it’s not the same thing but Hardison and I are gonna be here for you forever.

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Leverage has done this thing to my brain where I can't believe the actors in any other role to be real. I realised Beth was in Criminal Minds as Reid's gf who they didn't meet the whole episode and he conversed with only over the internet and then she died tragically right before they could save her and I was like of COURSE Sophie must've run the con this time coz who else would do such an elaborate death scene. I saw Aldis Hodge as a DC character and I was like oh Hardison is really playing with fire I mean using technology to spoof being a superhero among actual supers? What job are they even pulling this time? I saw Christian in SPN and went oh so they're stealing something occult back oh that's nice. Like. Every character they've ever played and will ever play could be their leverage character undercover pulling a con

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You’re all criminals! Me, I got no choice.   Leverage, The Rashomon Job

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Nate whenever he goes into a spiral of Catholic Guilt™

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One of my favorite recurring gags in Leverage is how Hardison weaponizes the fear people have to actually be called out as racist/homophobic/transphobic and just uses it to its full advantage every time

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Leverage // S05xE04 // The French Connection Job

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My personal kink taxonomy hell is that "torture porn" has become a media criticism term, which can make things confusing when you're looking for actual porn that involves torture. My second gripe is that a lot of the time people just put a pretty lady in bondage and call it a day. NO! That's not what I want! I want bright lights and an actual interrogation and sweaty people in uniforms and possibly a 5 minute debrief on the cold war. I want some james bond shit to happen to his penis. "Interrogation" can get you closer but not always. Also I much prefer a dude to be in the hot seat, i have nothing conceptually against it being a lady but a lot of times the vibes are just off. :|

"I want some james bond shit to happen to his penis" is an all-timer

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catching up on s2 of leverage very belatedly and it's very amusing to me that describing the security of a supposedly-unbreakable vault is clearly parker and hardison's foreplay

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can't believe the plot of leverage is literally 'man gets hired to be a project manager for Crime and then is forcefully adopted by the employees he doesn't want'

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no offence but I’m tired of stories about childhood sweethearts and first loves can we see some more stories about people who found love later in life or after making mistakes

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Gotta say one of my favourite Leverage moments is when Nate explains that he's quit drinking but is renting a condo above a bar Eliot's like "🤨 very Catholic of you."

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"Turns out they’re just audio recordings of static. Hundreds of hours of it."

Leverage S05E03 The First Contact Job.

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Leverage (2008) // S01xE02 // "The Homecoming Job"