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[yung-christopher]

SAYING IT AGAIN: DON'T FOLLOW ME OR MY OTHER BLOGS IF YOU'RE A FAN OF THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND LEYLEY.

leave me fuck alone, unfollow me, idc. just don't post/repost that shit on my dash.

[yung-christopher]

bold of you to assume i'm getting to college LMFAOOOOOOO

Group Question!!!

What are you gonna major in if you go to college?

For me, I think I'm going to art school, where I'll probably meet a really cool art major who sells Adderall on the side and doesn't take any shit. She'll take me under her wing and teach me how she uses layers in Photoshop CS4, and she'll show me how to draw hands better, and then we'll be in her dorm room smoking pot with the fire alarm batteries taken out, and she'll put her hand around my shoulder, and I'll smell cigarettes on her lips. She'll kiss me, plunging her hand into my low-cut top. It'll be great.

Okay, that went to kinda a weird place, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't weird enough that I should delete it before posting?

So, uh, anyway, the question's open for anyone to answer. What're you thinking for your major?

[yung-christopher]

she ten on my nis til I [TW for description of someone playing hang(wo)man]

seeing my mom hang herself in front of me when I was 6 had a serious effect on me methinks.

[yung-christopher]

cya!!

guys this is lowkey urgent do y'all think these look good for a boquet for someone who i'm not naming

apparently she likes these flowers but like. HELP???????

[yung-christopher]

THERE'S TWO SCHOOLS IN THIS STATE BRUH OBVIOUSLY LHS

guys this is lowkey urgent do y'all think these look good for a boquet for someone who i'm not naming

apparently she likes these flowers but like. HELP???????

[yung-christopher]

come 2 school outside yard tomorrow trust me🙏🙏

guys this is lowkey urgent do y'all think these look good for a boquet for someone who i'm not naming

apparently she likes these flowers but like. HELP???????

[yung-christopher]

oh shit nvm I phrased it wrong they're

hold up

yeah they're allergic to popcorn. totally.

guys this is lowkey urgent do y'all think these look good for a boquet for someone who i'm not naming

apparently she likes these flowers but like. HELP???????

[yung-christopher]

well I hope not because the person i'm giving them to doesn't like popcorn

guys this is lowkey urgent do y'all think these look good for a boquet for someone who i'm not naming

apparently she likes these flowers but like. HELP???????

[yung-christopher]

I forgot the full name but it's a type of hyacinth!

guys this is lowkey urgent do y'all think these look good for a boquet for someone who i'm not naming

apparently she likes these flowers but like. HELP???????

[yung-christopher]

you've been losing more weight than gaining, tbh

Do you guys think I look like I've been gaining weight?

[yung-christopher]

oh I already have a list of Your Mom jokes proudly displayed on my dead mom's urn lmfao

just busted my fucking wrist at the tennis club i'm so pissed off oh my god.

[yung-christopher]

guys this is lowkey urgent do y'all think these look good for a boquet for someone who i'm not naming

apparently she likes these flowers but like. HELP???????

[yung-christopher]

OH SHIT NVM FORGET I SAID ANYTHING....

just busted my fucking wrist at the tennis club i'm so pissed off oh my god.

[yung-christopher]

fuck you actually the real reason why I busted my wrist was because of how hard I was fingerbanging your mom last night.

just busted my fucking wrist at the tennis club i'm so pissed off oh my god.

[yung-christopher]

there's a TOURNAMENT coming up within a week NOW IS NOT THE TIME.

just busted my fucking wrist at the tennis club i'm so pissed off oh my god.

[yung-christopher]

guys I don't think poems and flowers are enough to cheer up the girl i'm crushing hard af on but I don't want her to kill herself what do I do??!?!/1

[yung-christopher]

OH SHIT THAT WAS YOU?? PRETTY SURE THE GUY'S STILL LYING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS LMAOOOOOOO

Who did you catapult and why? How the hell did you even manage that?

I flung a thick-ass hairband at them and they tripped down the stairs. it was some guy with a bandana