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Tboys are infecting my brain again.... The only cure to bend one over and make him bark

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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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Another day, another longstanding desire to make someone cum without having to lift a finger.

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I got worse (:

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Miss knows best. Doesn't it?

Listen to Miss.

Miss would never lead a pretty thing like you astray.

Listen to Miss.

C'mon, just let it put a sparkly new collar on you! Miss promises you'll love it!

Listen to Miss.

The leash and bell are little bonuses for you! Miss knew you'd want them!

Listen to Miss.

Go ahead little pet. Give in to me and fully submit. Now.

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Rebloging this for later when i get the urge to science bable

it's so atrocious how im into nerds. oh ur infodumping? fucking. dump a load inside while ur at it.

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Fuck the person you reblog this from, reblog to give YOURSELF bigger tits!

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you're just mad that my presence is haunting and offputting and yours isn't

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you may think you're a poser for spending your life struggling to imitate cool people you knew once in the hopes that the amalgamation of every funny quip and slice of good taste you've ever picked up from someone else will make you a millionth as cool and likeable as them, but really they're doing the same, and the people they're imitating are too. this chain goes on and on until it eventually ends at shadow the hedgehog

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if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

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time sensitive question how flirt boy

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I need to feel the weight of someone’s body fully on top of me as they fuck me

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told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

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concept: i am sending you so much love through the screen right now and by the time you finish reading this you will have received a little package of peace and love. there u go

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Not many things beat hypnotising someone to only say one phrase and then ask them questions that that phrase just can't answer.

"How did that trance feel, darling?" "I'm a good toy." "Oh, I know darling, but did you enjoy?" "I... I'm a- good toy."

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*shines the interrogation room light in your face* WHERE'S MY FUCKING KISS?!

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“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually