#two thomas

[thomashoes]

Thinking about.... Beta Thoma VS. Canon Thoma

Note: so... i know i havent posted for weeks now and it was bc of a certain incident that caused me to relapse and almost went back to my bad habits BUT no worries im doing great now lol. this.....has been running around my brain for like MONTHS but i just couldnt figure out how to write it lol but here it is. Enjoy!

Thoma x fem!Reader

established relationship, implied sexual content, getting high on shrooms

mentioned childe

kamisato ayato and thoma being slighty ooc

It was a rather normal day in the Kamisato Estate despite everything that has happened in Inazuma. After the Vision Hunt Decree and Sakoku Decree were abolished, the nation slowly adapted to the new “lifestyle”. The Yashiro Commission’s retainer was peacefully sweeping on the estate’s grounds, humming with every swing of his arms as the birds chirped along with him.

It was general knowledge to the people of Inazuma Thoma has actually been neglecting his work as the Kamisato Estate’s retainer for the past months since he was taken away by the Tenryou Commission during the Vision Hunt Ceremony. The experience scared Thoma of course, losing one’s Vision meant losing a part of yourself. Thankfully, he was saved by the Traveler… and his now lover.

As embarrassing as it sounded, Thoma’s lover was one of the people who protected and saved him from having his Vision taken. However, since she saved him this also meant that she was being hunted down by the military, yet that did not stop her from providing help for the Traveler while taking care of him.

“I refuse to watch another person I care about take a fall because of some stupid law their leader made!” was what she screamed at his face after they downed 3 bottles of sake in the Komore Teahouse one night. The blond fixer sighed and shook his head to clear his mind from his lover. It has been a week since she went with the Traveler to Tsurumi Island because she wanted to research about a mushroom that only grows there, so it’s safe to say that Thoma missed her.

Thoma looked around the area to double check if he missed any spots or if the bushes needed some trimming. The bushes don't look like it needs trimming but it does look a bit thirsty. Other than that, everything seems to be all good. Thoma thought to himself as he put aside the broomstick and picked up the watering can to fill it with water for the plants and flowers.

While waiting for it to be filled, he heard a familiar high-pitched voice coming from the gates of the estate, “But how do we explain to Thoma what happened? We can’t just say that she ate the mushroom without enough knowledge of what it might be!”

This caught his attention and he turned the water off and swiftly headed to the gates where he saw the blond Traveler and his flying companion standing outside the premises. They seem to be in a heated argument but what really took his attention is his lover slumped against the Traveler. Without greeting them, Thoma rushed to his lover’s side and hastily checked for any injuries.

“Traveler, what happened? Were you attacked by rifthounds at Tsurumi Island? I-I don’t see any injuries on her but I can’t be sure she isn’t suffering from the corrosion,” Thoma immediately interrogated him. Aether quickly raised his hands in defense and in an attempt to calm him down, “A-Actually, what happened was that she uhh took a bite of a Fluorescent Mushroom before we decided to return here.” he explained to Thoma.

The retainer looked at the Traveler, blinked, then looked at Paimon, who looked embarrassed while she laughed nervously, before he moved his gaze back to Y/N. His mind would usually be running wild with what to do in this situation, but this… This actually did not surprise him but that didn’t mean he was prepared for it.

Y/N began to groan and slowly lifted her head, her eyes meeting Thoma’s. She squinted her eyes for a moment before she let out a huge grin, “Oh my Archons, it’s my favorite boy!” she exclaimed before she wrapped her arms around his neck for a hug, almost knocking them both down.

Thoma returned her hug with a chuckle and looked back at Aether, “I hope she wasn’t much trouble during your trip, but thank you for bringing her back safely, Aether. I can take it from here, you and Paimon get some rest now.” he stated heartily. They all exchanged goodbyes before Thoma led Y/N to a guest room, ignoring the bewildered faces of the other staff and the amused look on the Yashiro Commissioner’s face.

When they arrived at the guest room, Thoma made Y/N sit on the chair and asked her to stay put while he arranges her futon so she can rest. He worked in silence for a minute before Y/N decided to speak, “You know, I think I’m seeing things.” she slurred as she leaned against the wall. Thoma didn’t look back and just continued his work, “Oh yeah, what made you say that?” he mused with a chuckle.

His lover groaned as if she was annoyed by something, “I’m saying that because I see two of you right now.” she practically whined at him. Thoma didn’t answer her immediately as if trying to figure out what to say while fluffing a pillow for her.

“What did I tell you about eating mushrooms you find in forests?” he chastised her as he grabbed the duvet he prepared next to him. Instead of getting an answer from her, she growls at someone, “What are you looking at, asshole?”

Quickly turning around to look at her in shock, he finds her glaring at the door frame, clearly angry at someone standing there. “My, my, is that how you treat the owner of the house? I thought your brothers would have taught you better than that.” the other person said cheekily.

Thoma then looked at the door where the voice came from and saw the head of the clan, Kamisato Ayato, leaned against the sliding door. “But then again, did your brothers even take care of you?” he teased. Y/N looked like she was about to bite his head off but she quickly shook her head and looked at Thoma with tears in her eyes. “I don’t like him. He looks like you but he doesn’t act like you. He’s more annoying that freaking Childe,” she whined to him as she stumbled her way to Thoma.

He reached out to her and assisted her to lay on the futon, trying to get her to calm down. “Hey, it’s okay, he isn’t real. There is no one else here that looks like me, okay?” Thoma whispered to her while he brushed stray hair away from her face. Y/N pouted at him with glassy eyes, “But he’s right there! He’s so mean! I don’t like him, but he looks like you,” she complained to Thoma.

“Listen to your lover, dear. Everything is all in your head, I’m not real. I am simply a figment of your imagination, sweetheart.” Ayato teased even more and moved to sit on the chair Y/N previously occupied not before sliding the door closed. Thoma shot an annoyed look at his boss, who just smiled innocently at him. Y/N, on the other hand, looked so close to tears, “Oh my Archons, he’s gaslighting me, isn’t he? He’s definitely worse than that stupid ginger! Thoma, he’s the complete opposite of you,” she whimpered as she grabbed his hand for comfort.

Thoma shot another glare at his boss before he could make another smart answer then looked back at Y/N with a gentle smile, “You know, this wouldn’t have happened if you listened to me just once, sweetheart.” Thoma chided her while rubbing circles on her hand. This made Y/N pout at him and pulled his hand closer to her head so she could lay on it. “Now that’s the scolding I’d rather hear and not from Beta Thoma,” Y/N whispered against his hand before she placed a kiss on his knuckles, resulting in a huge red mess on Thoma’s face.

A chuckle echoed through the room after a moment of silence coming from behind Thoma, “My, my, if I didn’t know any better, I would have assumed I interrupted your honeymoon coming from this angle.”

Y/N groaned again before she sat up, narrowly missing bumping heads with Thoma, and glared at Ayato, “Listen here Beta Thoma, that’s right, I’m calling you that. You look like a rejected version of my favorite boy with light eyebrows and a personality worse than that stupid Fatui Harbinger. If you keep up with that annoying attitude, I just might make this into an actual honeymoon!” Y/N remarked aggressively.

Beta Thoma chuckled in amusement and stood up from his chair, “It seems that there really is more to your astonishing personality, sweetheart. I would wish that you continue consuming whatever you did again, but it might sign me up for a death wish,” Ayato mused as he diverted his gleaming eyes to Thoma, who was uncharacteristically glaring at him. Beta Thoma stood up and haughtily walked towards the door and slid it open but stopped all of a sudden.

Y/N kept her sharp eyes on him and Thoma looked like he just wanted to rest after this ordeal before Ayato looked back at the couple and smirked, “I will allow Thoma here to spend the rest of the day with you, sweetheart, so long as you don’t make too much loud noises.”

And with that, he left the room after he slid the door closed. Thoma let out the breath he was holding and placed his head on Y/N’s shoulder, “I really wouldn’t be surprised if I find myself jobless tomorrow.” he mumbled against her. Y/N grunted and rubbed her thumb on his knuckles, “I don’t know how Beta boy can make you jobless, but if you do, you can work with me.” Y/N whispered to him.

Thoma raised his head to look into her eyes again and sighed, “You.. You need to rest now. I’m sure the trip from Tsurumi Island all the way here was tiring, especially in your state. Next time, promise me you will not eat any more random mushrooms just because it’s in the name of research,” Thoma scolded her once more. Y/N looked at him in disbelief, “W-What, you make it sound like I would eat anything.” she whispered harshly at him.

He shook his head before he gently pushed Y/N’s head back to her pillow, “Go to sleep now, sweetheart, or I won’t be giving you any more kisses.”

And as if those were his magic words, Y/N pressed a chaste kiss on his lips before rolling over to sleep away the side effects the fluorescent mushroom had on her. Thoma stayed next to her for a while before he stood up to leave after making sure she was asleep. When he slid the door close, he heard a chuckle near him which caused Thoma to look at the person. It was Ayato, again.

“It seems that I have assumed inaccurately if you left the room after a couple of minutes. Unless, you did do it quietly and quickly,” he teased the poor blond. Thoma sighed and blushed, “My Lord, please stop it,” Thoma sighed tiredly. Ayato smiled gently at Thoma before he walked up to him, “Is it wrong for me to tease a friend when he’s been nothing but a sad man the entire week his lover has been gone?” the blue haired man joked before he shook his head. “Good to see you’re back in your top shape, Thoma.”

And with that, the head of the clan left the retainer blushing madly outside the room his lover was sleeping in. Thoma shook his head then proceeded to go back to the yard and finish his work with a smile forming on his face, he was happy Y/N returned to him safely.

Extra:

“Are you sure I didn’t say or do anything weird yesterday?” Y/N asked Thoma for the umpteenth time, she clearly did not believe a word he said. Thoma shook his head with a smile, “Nope, nothing at all, so you don’t need to worry about that.”

Y/N stared into his eyes with furrowed brows, “For some reason, I don’t believe you.” she mumbled, her eyes then diverted to her left. “Normally, I would, but that stupid blueberry over there is starting to make me think I did do something,” she remarked with distaste.

Thoma let out a nervous laugh and looked back at the clan head who was peacefully sipping his favorite drink with a mischievous gleam in his eyes before he walked away to leave them alone. He looked back at his lover and smiled meekly, “S-Sweetheart, you see…”

And Thoma spent the rest of the day listening to his lover rambling about how embarrassing and unprofessional it was of her, he can practically hear Ayato’s laugh as she rambled on.

Oh, this will take a while for her to recover, Thoma mentally mused as he smiled softly at his lover.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH THIS TOOK TOO LONG BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT! THANK YOU FOR READING THIS!! LOTS OF LOVE FOR YOU ALL!! <3

[waveoftheocean]

wahoo finished this in time for superbat week day 5: tired dads!!

[freyjart]

dreams growing darker

[bruciemilf]

Need a the Waynes Lived AU where Martha’s a vampire. She snuck in a Wayne Gala for a potential late night snack, but Thomas thought she was a socialite.

“So, what do you do?”

“I drain people of their life sources.”

“Oh, you’re a CEO too?”

She can’t drink Thomas’ blood because he smokes too much, the baggy eyes indicate long nights spent on his feet during surgery, which means it’ll taste bitter, and she saw him drown 10 whiskey shots in one go.

It’s a taste thing, nothing against him.

He is, how ever, very handsome, and she decided she’ll be his house cat for the time being. Fast forward two years later and they have a vampire cherub of a baby named Bruce.

Babies usually don’t come out with fangs and tiny bat wings, so, yeah. His wife’s a vampire. Cool.

“How come I’ve never seen your wife outside during the daytime, Tom??”

“How come I’ve never seen you mind your own fucking business?”

[phielows]

Imagine if some Gothamites actually has this some sort of small fandoms within the internet where they actually argue who bruce/batman's lover actually is or who's ship seems to be more canon.(But with a twist cuz batkids would literally get in to this type of stuff)

Dick with a username "@ nightwingluvr6000": NO NO LISTEN LISTEN. CATWOMAN?? AND BATMAN?? DEF A PERFECT COMBO. I WAS LITERALLY THERE AND SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES.

Jason "@ ykredhood69": OGs will know that Hal Jordan actually casually flirts with the batman from that one clip..outdid all of your faves smh.

Steph "@ thatpurplegirl": Screw all your ships, have you seen the chemistry between two face and batman? THE TENSION WAS THERE. IT WAS SO VISIBLE I COULD SEE IT IN THE AIR.

Cass "@ pitchpancake": Pussies, have you seen the way he and that one guy interviewer flirts with each other?they literally take the whole damn cake out of all of this.

Damian "@damiedraws" : imagine arguing the dumbest sh1t on the internet like unemployed fools with nothing better to do with their lives than argue like 7 year olds. Real ones know that SuperBat is the realest out there, much more real and clear than your 20/20 vision.

Duke, reading the entire beef on twitter: Wow, i expected you to side with Dick or even ship Bruce to your own mother but never expected you to be a superbat fan.

Damian: He treats me ice cream.

[batfamhastwitter]

here's part 5!

Prev ~ Beginning ~ Next

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Damian, wielding a Katana: Thomas! I demand you come back this instant.

Duke already running, Alfred (the cat) in hand: Nah man she likes me better.

[Damian, furious battle cry.]

[Duke, scampering to the ‘upstairs’ garage.]

Damian, foolishly stepping into the garage looking around: One last chance Thomas.

Duke, appearing behind him: Nah.

[Duke closes the door and locks Damian in the garage]

Damian, enraged shrieking: THOMAS LET ME OUT THIS INSTANT. I WILL NOT LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS. EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE FROM NOW ON WILL BE YOUR LAST.

Duke, already walking away: And don’t scratch the Bentley! Bruce really likes that one.

[demonic0angel]

Dead Silent. One of the batfam ask Danny why he’s more clingy than his siblings and Danny just goes “huh??” Cuz he’s probably the LEAST clingy. Dan is Yandere Levels of clingy, Jazz is Ride or Die clingy, Dani is probably Stalker clingy, and don’t even get him started on their parents.

Danny, by comparison, is the normal one and I feel like that should be appreciated so much more.

(This is SO freaking funny and you're so right omg. It got long bc I got excited again lmaooo)

"You... you think I'm... clingy?!" Danny cried in shock, looking around for a camera. Were they serious? Was this actually real?

Duke said with a shrug, "Well... I mean, I always see you around Cass. We're just asking."

"I am literally the least clingy and the most normal out of my siblings."

Jason snorted from where he stood behind Tim's chair. Everyone was listening in but only Damian and Duke had the graciousness to not pretend that they weren't. Even Cass was staring, blinking as she was held in Danny's arms for a cuddle after the patrol.

"Oh yeah? Prove it."

Danny glared at him and pointed to his shadow, which stretched out beneath him from the Batcave's lights.

"One, the only reason she doesn't follow you around everywhere is because Jazz literally has Shadow following you whenever you go out." As he said this, two eyes blinked from within Jason's shadow and then disappeared just as quickly. "Two, she had all of your medical information on a file in her phone! And just information on you, period! Three, just yesterday, she blew up two ships and took down a trafficking ring by herself because she got reports that they put a hit on you! And don't even talk about how normal she is compared to me, because she definitely isn't! You just think she's a normal amount of clingy because the both of you have your brains rotted from romance novels!"

Jason made a face. It was one of great affront, grudging acceptance, and a wistful adoration. Danny couldn't even feel smug for proving him right because the look on his face was just disgusting.

Cass giggled from within his arms.

Dick opened his mouth and Danny pointed at him aggressively, clutching at Cass as he said, "You can't speak either! Dan is literally the most clingy out of all of us! You know what Jazz said?! He literally has abandonment issues and codependency!! Y'know what his name was before we came here?! It's "World Destroyer"! The only reason he hasn't done anything is because he really likes you and wants to spend most of his time watching you and keeping you safe instead of going around and causing destruction!"

Dick blinked. "But he also—"

"Wrong! He uses clones to do stuff while he keeps watch over you, and you're the only reason he has a moral code at all."

Dick made a considering face and then he smiled. "Aww, that's kinda cute. I didn't know he was so clingy."

Danny muttered to Cass, "Are you seeing this bullshit?"

She giggled again and patted at his arms that were wrapped around her neck.

Duke nodded, amusement on his face. "I see your point. But what about Dani? You're definitely clingier than her."

Danny made an error noise. "Nope! The entire Young Justice is codependent and clingy, so it just looks normal. And Dani just follows around Kon and Tim in intervals so you can't see either of them." He also grimaced at Tim, who was still working at the computer. "And Tim is already watching them, aren't you? You three are a bunch of freaks."

Tim looked up with a small smirk, much to Damian's audible disgust. "You got me there. I keep trackers and cameras on all of them. And Dani's usually just invisible."

Danny smiled triumphantly. "Hah! See? I'm the least clingy!"

There were murmurs of agreement and then Duke said, "I don't know, I think all four of you are clingy and weird."

Danny sulked. "No I'm not."

Duke gestured to all of him. "You're literally climbing Cass like a koala."

Okay, so his legs were wrapped around her waist and he was hanging onto her like a sticker, but so what? She didn't mind!

Cass snickered and said, "It's okay. He's light."

"Yeah, I'm light," grumbled Danny as he squeezed her.

Duke and Damian shared a look, as Duke said, "We should get out of here. Thank god these freaks are taken."

"Agreed. Thank goodness we are the most normal."

Now there were cries of outrage throughout the entire cave all over again.

[sunnytheopossum]

Oh dear lord, they’re multiplying… and they’ve already committed a hate crime ):

[thomashelbyswife]

Thomas Shelby - Peaky Blinders - S2E6

[windybluebelles]

Duke: Awe look at us, it’s just you, me, and the literal manifestation of your childhood innocence.

Jason: 😐

JayBin: 😋

I need more fics where JayBin is a literal tiny ghost that Jason can see all the time, the others can see him every so often but they think he’s a hallucination, and Duke can see him due to his powers

Honestly any au where Duke can see ghosts is a win in my book.

[thasorns]

Muenfah looking at others vs. Muenfah looking at Teerak

YOUR SKY กี่หมื่นฟ้า (2024-2025) dir. Kla Nathawat Piyanonpong

[bruciemilf]

I can’t explain, it but Thomas Wayne should be a cigarette mom

God help you if you cross this man at 4 in the morning at a Krispy Donut parking lot cause his cat of a child chased a rat. Voice sounding like a broken car motor, but like. Sexy. “The hell are you lookin’ at?! God damn it— BRUCE. Take that outta your mouth.”

[fluentisonus]

thomas

[phewgitoid]

'' yeah i like drawing characters with their exact canon outfit-- '' BWOBOWBOW 💥💥gets possessed

[densewentz]

hey if you guys go back to the scene where the Cat King puts the truth compulsion on Edwin and, after removing it, asks him "now, doesn't the truth feel better?" if you watch carefully you can see Edwin give a tiny shocked and vulnerable little nod right before the Cat King nods back and you TOO can start screaming and crying inconsolably like I am