#bad humor ship

[demonic0angel]

Dan being forced to go to anger management therapy hosted by Harley Quinn.

(I refuse to believe that Dan would be forced into anything, so this is a Dan in Arkham AU lmao)

Wraith huffed angrily. “And that’s why he deserves pain and suffering.”

Harley stared at him in fascination, tapping a finger on her lips. It had been weeks after their breakout from Arkham, and Wraith was quickly becoming a good friend of the Sirens. It had reached a point where now, he was spilling his secrets over a glass of wine (stolen from a Bruce Wayne-endorsed party), about a boy he used to be and the timeline he came from.

It wasn’t the weirdest thing ever, since this was Gotham after all, but it was still both disturbing and thralling.

Harley could not help but stare as Wraith grumbled to himself, blue eyes flashing crimson and sharp fangs being bared in a snarl. Then she asked, “Did your sister ever say anything about this?”

Wraith huffed and swirled his wine lightly. “She said it’s a form of self-hatred. Because I blame myself for our family’s deaths, I blame Danny too. But I don’t care. We are the same person but we are not the same. He is still human, while I have transcended past mankind to be something greater.” His fingers clenched on the stem of the wine glass. “It’s not fair how he gets to be happy, but I can’t.”

A god complex, a superiority complex, and an inferiority complex, all born from the loss of family and self-identity. His psyche was absolutely damaged by his previous experiences, and trauma had made him into something very, very twisted. It was probably true that he was not human anymore, but it was so interesting how he had abandoned his humanity so thoroughly and thrown it aside.

“You can’t?” Harley asked. “Or you won’t?”

Wraith’s expression twisted. “I can’t.”

That didn’t seem right.

He was happy when eating red meat and drinking expensive wine. He was rather happy when they went shopping and included him in their jokes and games. He was plenty happy when he talked about his sisters. He was very happy when interacting with Nightwing, who seemed to effortlessly peel away his layers to reveal a playful, gentle personality that did not seem to be a facade.

“You seem happy around Nightwing,” Harley said. “And us. What do you think of that?”

Wraith glared at her lightly, but he didn’t seem angry, not like how he was when he talked about his little brother, his other self. The venom in his voice and eyes when he talked about his younger self would’ve been better deserved if he was talking about the Anti-Christ, but Harley didn’t voice this.

“Nightwing has the purest soul in this world. It’s strong and beautiful because of how kind it is. It should be a crime to be cruel to it, not when he’s so… good.” His expression gentled and he swirled his wine again before taking a sip. “And you and the others are… nice to me. I don’t want to spoil your fun.”

Harley beamed. “Aww, we like you too, Wraith-y poo!”

Wraith rolled his eyes and took another sip. Harley poured him some more without him asking, and they drank their wine in silence.

Eventually, Harley said, “It’s not healthy to hate yourself so much, y’know? Maybe you don’t want advice, but I think your sister would agree with me. You should let go of the past and live in the present. That timeline doesn’t exist anymore, does it?”

Wraith scowled. “It may not exist anymore, but I came from that timeline. I am who I am because of my family’s deaths and because of Danny.” The hatred in his voice was deep and potent, making Harley shiver. “It can never let me go and I can never let it go either. The past shaped me in ways that cannot be undone.”

Harley took a sip of wine to think. Then she said, “Well. No matter what, me and the girls are here for you. And I think Nightwing really likes you too! Really!”

Wraith hummed, eyes half lidded before he turned and looked at her with a quirk to his lips like a small, genuine smile. “Yes, I know. Thank you, Harley.”

She grinned. “No problem!”

They continued drinking together in companionable silence.

[pinklotushere]

Promot "kisses with a height difference - one leaning down while the other is on their tiptoes"

Pairing: dick grayson× Dan phantom

(Do they have a ship name?)

Dan stares down at dick with what could only be amusement. "You're short," he says slowly, a grin spreading across his face.

Dick looks away, fighting the blush creeping up his neck. "I'm not short, you're just freakishly tall," he mumbles, pointedly avoiding Dan's gaze. Dan chuckles, the sound low and warm.

"Aw, come on, sweatheart. It's cute." He reaches out, gently tilting dick's chin up. "Makes things interesting, don't you think?" Dick's eyes flicker to Dan's lips, then back to his eyes. He swallows hard,"I guess," he manages, his voice barely above a whisper.

Dan leans down, his eyes softening as they meet dick's.

The shorter boy stretches up, balancing on his tiptoes, his hands reaching to cup dan's face.

There's a brief pause, a shared breath, before their lips meet.

It's soft, gentle, a contrast to the usual chaos of their lives. Dick's fingers thread through Dan's hair, pulling him closer, while Dan's arms wrap around Dick's waist, supporting him as he strains upwards.

The kiss deepens, and Dick makes a small noise in the back of his throat that has Dan smiling against his lips.

Dan pulls away, his breath cold against dick's forehead. Dick's toes ache from stretching up, but he doesn't want to come down just yet.

He savors the closeness, the way Dan's arms encircle him, strong and secure.

"You're an asshole," Dick murmurs, nuzzling into Dan's neck. Dan chuckles, the sound rumbling through them both. "Says the guy on his tiptoes." But he doesn't let go, instead pressing a soft kiss to Dick's hair.

They stand there. Dick's heart feels full, overwhelmed by the tenderness in Dan's touch, in the way he holds Dick like he's something precious.

Dan leans back down, his hair brushing Dick's forehead.

Their lips meet in a soft, sweet collision that sends sparks dancing through Dan's core. He can't help but smile into the kiss,hands move to dick's hips, strong and sure, keeping him balanced as they sway slightly.

When they part, breathless and giddy, dick's feet settle back on the ground. "You're too tall," he grumbles, but there's no heat in it.

Dan just grins that heart-stopping grin of his and swoops down for another kiss, Dick melts all over again because, really, how is he supposed to argue with that?

[windydrawallday]

"You have another copy of the keys, right?"

My excuse for POCKY DAY 💥 I've been waiting to post this since last year, time flies...

Tagging these peeps because if it wasn't for all your support on my shippy work over the years idk what it would have been of myself right now @emisatea @sug4r-melon @ivycorp @jarofloosescrews 🐦💚🦡 Thank you so much!

[amandamadeathing]

❌ Single

❌ Taken

✔️ In a very healthy relationship with five fictional men

[kevindavidday]

need u to share your kandrew agenda 🫶 tell me all about them

ALL about them? dangerous territory my friend...but i will try my best

kandrew are my favorite pair of worsties like i'm not even kidding i love writing them as friends to lovers because they could be having r-rated pg 18++ thoughts about each other at any given moment but they will die before they confess. im talking off the charts sexual tension okay the air is fucking charged. i do have a few fics on them but they're building up to kandreil...sadly no solos yet...

my brain says (🤓☝️) they have an understanding that goes deeper than a lot of the other relationships kevin has. i think one of andrew's best qualities is to listen to someone talk about the worst thing that has happened to them and not overreacting or coddling them afterwards (which is something im personally fond of and love to see) so he may as well have been a tether for kevin when he left the nest. (not to mention how similar jean and andrew are and going from one 3 to another would fit kevin well) to me, if someone sees them together at times they'll feel like andrew and kevin DETEST each other. they're ultimate bickering couple, constantly roasting each other, arguing as a build up to sex, they drink like their life depends on it, they hate each other, they're in love and i am watching all this with popcorn. they get each other tbh like they get it. they may not fully understand but they do get it.

also something about a dog collar but that thoughts not fully developed yet.

have some memes that might help:

[gophergal]

the explosive ladies.... look at them......

(looks better on pf)

[homoquartz]

i think archie ofmd and zheng yi sao should kiss

[fine-nephrit]

🥏 TXF Fic Rec #39: "Jabberwocky" by the Sybarite Collective

“Bad Blood” remains one of the funniest, most brilliant hours of our series, and this post-ep couldn’t be more fitting: hilarious, original, perfectly in tune with the episode.

Here’s what you will find in it: a casefile with more vampire shenanigans, an original character who happens to be a feisty redhead, another sighting of our allegedly buck-toothed gentleman sheriff, Alice in Wonderland references, sleazy bars, our feds being jealous and bantering in a way that makes you grin, and a sweet ending that melts you in your chair. Now you simply must read it :)

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🥏 on Gossamer

authors: the Sybarite Collective (bcfan, MaybeAmanda, Amy aka Spookey247, Tesla, msk, Lucy Marchmont, kmom) length: novella, 15,000+ words season: season 5, 5x12 Bad Blood pairing(s): M/S UST to RST tags: episode-related, casefile, humor, jealousy rating: mature/R

tagging @today-in-fic

[thatguywhodoesstuff]

How I Envision HaloSnake:

[2lurslinger2000]

I love hearing venus laugh sm like ITS SO CUTE IT SOUNDS SO SILLY I wanna see like,, mars or sm tell a pun or sm and venus laughs at it <33

I just love the fact that venus and mars are at least friendly w each other <33

(hstrhayh sorry if me rambling is annoying lmao)

Accidentally included my og panel 4 venus questioning mars but it looked cool. Kinda like venus doing a double take !!

[demonic0angel]

Ok I think you've answered this before but beside anger management, What are you favorite ships for other characters?

Ofc, my top fav ship in general and for Jazz is Anger Management/Hardcover (Jason x Jazz) XD

Another one of my favorite ships in general and for Dan is Bad Humor (Dick x Dan) AKA First Failures (but I hate that name). I can write other stuff, but I hardkey don’t care for it.

My favorite ship for Dani is any combination between her and Kon or Tim, or all three of them together. However, I do also like her with Valerie lmao.

For Danny, I am a multi-shipper so I kind of don’t care that much? However, I prefer Dead Silent (Danny x Cass), Deadlight (Duke x Danny), or Gray Ghost (Danny x Valerie) over the others.

The only hard limit I have is Dead on Main, and any ship with Jason or Jazz that aren’t involved with each other (Talia is an exception with Jazz bc I love the idea of Damian being Jazz’s kid bc they’re my favorite characters). But for the most part, I’m okay with most ships :3

[fountainpenguin]

Congrats!! You've broken City Lights Dale down to his core components!!

Being a "good son" for his dad and going along with Hadley's ideas because following instructions is safe and low-brainpower!

[ultfreakme]

Thinking so hard about how Zuko and Asami would get along so well. Just the whole fixing the institutions their fathers ruined at a very young age, battling public opinion and doubts within themselves about said institution.

(also zukka and korrasami are same ship different font but korrasami superior because they’re canon and have a happy ending sorry not sorry)

[fabrizio-art]

These Are The Days- Pokémon Sun & Moon Tribute Art

Future Elio X Lillie slice of life shipping

Fun fact- I completed this Nov 17, the anniversary of Ultra Sun/Moon release, but did NOT realize since then.

Tribute to my favorite scene in Pokémon S/M, where the MC and Lillie wait out the rain in the Exeggutor Island cave.

(Also wondering if my usual MC group will see and enjoy this, they are a romance loving bunch after all)

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

I forgot April Fool’s day was a holiday

[twistedappletree]

My all-time favorite zhuiling + LJY dynamic is just Jin Ling lowkey being a hopelessly romantic Disney princess like “ohhh what if I moodily stepped out into this misty night into a lush forest of bamboo 🥺✨ what if he noticed I was gone and ran after me and followed me here and we—“ and out of nowhere Lan Jingyi pops out of a bush like “nice cringey storybook daydream you got there, would be a shame if all you got was me being the most annoying person you’ve ever met in your life”