#first failures

[r3ynah]

I Can be everything and anything, at once

A 27 years old Phantom was challenged to a bet, by his co-workers at the watchtower. Green lantern stated along with the the other heroes that If he could help every single one of them at least once in a month while not using any his powers and he also had to be physically and mentally there as he helps them. the cherry on top was that he needed to use his real identity instead of his ghost form in this mission.

If Phantom successfully conceals his civilian identity, while helping them, he gets to know everyone's deepest darkest secrets.

But if he loses, he must do everyone a favor and must keep it no matter how outrageous it is.

Ofcourse Phantom agreed, because he was no bitch, okay so maybe he is, he only accepts bets like this if he knows that'll he'll win. so yeah.

Besides, having no powers for this, is really a piece of cake, if you're a raging gender fluid that knows his way around makeup and can easily change the sound of his voice, to be honest the shapeshifting parts that he got from his powers are basically just add-ons.

Well what was he waiting for? afterall he needed all the blackmail he could get, not as Phantom but as Daniel James Fucking Fenton, this was an opportunity to go batshit crazy and he was absolutely stealing it.

The very first hero Danny approached to help was Wonder Woman, who thanked Danny who was now disguised as a woman wearing a long ass Red wig, and some clothes he "borrowed" from Jazz who just joked about Danny being her twin, and wished him luck.

"Thank you, young lady for your brave actions to help me." Wonder woman sincerely thanked the boy in disguise as she held both of Danny's hands as gratitude "may I ask the name of my savior? "

"My name's El, It's a pleasure to know you." Danny smiled a little wider.

The second was Flash, which Danny found completely amusing because of the way he helped the speedy hero, who tripped while patrolling around the city.

Danny who was now in a more gothic attire( thanks to Sam's help) caught the hero's wrist before he embarrassingly fell face first on the ground.

"You okay there sir?" Danny asked, as he kept a firm grip on the man's wrist to make sure he doesn't fall.

Meanwhile Flash who thought he was in those korea tv romance dramas only blue screened for a few seconds before finally get his shit together. "yeah- um- name's Flash, and you are?"

The hero tripped on his own words, making Danny amused as fuck. "James, it was nice to finally meet you"

Okay, about like three weeks in, and Danny managed to help almost everyone in the watchtower, and only a few more to go,( he didn't get why most of the heroes he helped either started to stutter or blue screen in their spot once they talk to him. like damn is this how all of you treat every civilian who interacts with you? that's just sad) but at this time, Dan and Elle found out, and were now demanding to join, with the excuse of basically being Danny but in alternate or clone form, which Danny had no choice but to give in, I mean he wasn't breaking any rules so technically this was alright.

Danny wanted to take a break so Dan took over this time.

currently Nightwing was observing the outside of the gala, Bruce was invited to, something about a bunch of drugs being hidden within the crowd, and was now being passed around.

He intently remained focused on his observation, while also keeping a conversation with Oracle and the others on the comms, he didn't realize that he was too far off the edge of the railing he was standing on, until he missed a step.

Nightwing would never admit that he let a quiet squeal to his siblings ever as he fell, he closed his eyes and braced for impact, he would never expect to fall into the arms of a man 3x bigger than him, he stared at the man, and the man stared at him. 'holy shit' Nightwing thought.

The man, chuckled making Nightwing internally scream. "When I wished for Desiree, to make someone from above to save me from this trash party, I didn't think it would be one of the birds of gotham, to come and fall for me let alone the handsome one."

Okay Nightwing was now full on red from blushing, he was put down gently by the man on the ground, before offering a handshake, once Nightwing accepted the handshake, Dan pulled the hand closer to his mouth then gave a quick peck on the back of the hand vigilante's hand. "My name's Dan Masters, it's a pleasure to meet you."

his siblings can eat dirt on how they were teasing Nightwing Right now, but this was fucking worth it.

And the last to have gotten help from Danny was John Constantine, Danny actually had a reason on why he saved John for last, and that's because John actually knows Danny's identity, so for this mission he asked the help of his daughter Elle.

Elle had helped John by fixing a ruined summoning circle, who also helped him negotiate with a demon, and somehow all day, Elle just stuck to Constatine's side, her explanation? 'He'll die without me' fair point John thought as he took the kid, to order ice cream and to hangout in the park.

"You know kid, you remind me of someone." Constantine stated while keeping his eyes on what's infront of him, which was just a bunch of trees.

Elle who sat next to him, still eating her Ice cream looked up at him and said. "Really?"

"Yeah like you two literally have the same aura and all just a little different, but I don't know who yet." He replied and ruffled the kid's hair. making the girl laugh.

"Hey John!" Danny greeted behind them, and then all the gears inside of Constantine's head began to work. he let out a groan as he realized the girl beside him was the clone of the man behind him, well he needed to kiss that secret of his goodbye. here on this spot right now or he'll die of embarrassment if he waited any longer.

"Danny, let's go on a date." Constantine stated, not facing the Man.

this comment made the Father and Daughter choke on literal air.

[pinklotushere]

Promot "kisses with a height difference - one leaning down while the other is on their tiptoes"

Pairing: dick grayson× Dan phantom

(Do they have a ship name?)

Dan stares down at dick with what could only be amusement. "You're short," he says slowly, a grin spreading across his face.

Dick looks away, fighting the blush creeping up his neck. "I'm not short, you're just freakishly tall," he mumbles, pointedly avoiding Dan's gaze. Dan chuckles, the sound low and warm.

"Aw, come on, sweatheart. It's cute." He reaches out, gently tilting dick's chin up. "Makes things interesting, don't you think?" Dick's eyes flicker to Dan's lips, then back to his eyes. He swallows hard,"I guess," he manages, his voice barely above a whisper.

Dan leans down, his eyes softening as they meet dick's.

The shorter boy stretches up, balancing on his tiptoes, his hands reaching to cup dan's face.

There's a brief pause, a shared breath, before their lips meet.

It's soft, gentle, a contrast to the usual chaos of their lives. Dick's fingers thread through Dan's hair, pulling him closer, while Dan's arms wrap around Dick's waist, supporting him as he strains upwards.

The kiss deepens, and Dick makes a small noise in the back of his throat that has Dan smiling against his lips.

Dan pulls away, his breath cold against dick's forehead. Dick's toes ache from stretching up, but he doesn't want to come down just yet.

He savors the closeness, the way Dan's arms encircle him, strong and secure.

"You're an asshole," Dick murmurs, nuzzling into Dan's neck. Dan chuckles, the sound rumbling through them both. "Says the guy on his tiptoes." But he doesn't let go, instead pressing a soft kiss to Dick's hair.

They stand there. Dick's heart feels full, overwhelmed by the tenderness in Dan's touch, in the way he holds Dick like he's something precious.

Dan leans back down, his hair brushing Dick's forehead.

Their lips meet in a soft, sweet collision that sends sparks dancing through Dan's core. He can't help but smile into the kiss,hands move to dick's hips, strong and sure, keeping him balanced as they sway slightly.

When they part, breathless and giddy, dick's feet settle back on the ground. "You're too tall," he grumbles, but there's no heat in it.

Dan just grins that heart-stopping grin of his and swoops down for another kiss, Dick melts all over again because, really, how is he supposed to argue with that?

[ekat-fandom-blog]

Soulmate Song

After a long day at his work, Dick starts walking back to his apartment humming his soulmate song. A large man that looks vaguely like Clark shows up and starts calling him "Dan" and telling him that he shouldn't wander off in a new city without letting him know. There was also something about "changing appearances" in the lecture too, but he wasn't able to get a word in edgewise. So, he just stood there letting the man fuss over him.

After a while, another guy shows up whistling his soulmate song! The new guy was just as tall and broad shouldered as the first but with wavy silver hair that he had in a low ponytail. The first guy called him Dan and quickly realized what had happened. He'd been mistaken for his soulmate. How did that happen?

As he starts trying to talk to the guy, the two men apologize and disappear.

Now, Dick had to find his soulmate before he leaves Bludhaven.

[silusvesuius]

baby👶 drawings. these are very dear to me rn.. 2nd pic is my Nelavis with @barvin0k's Varonur 🩵 last one is a baby bosmer and snow elf, hairiest of them all. although the bosmer was meant to be my girl Barletta too lols

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I want it back / I drag its dead weight forward.

[simply-ivanka]

DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas is reportedly considering stepping down, seeking guarantees of immunity from any potential investigations when a future Trump administration takes office.

Arrest & Prosecute this POS!!

[welcometosasakiworld]

The Dannies decide to come celebrate Christmas with Jazz, and they get to meet interrogate and threaten her new boyfriend, Jason.

Ellie: I will castrate you with a dull rusty spoon and pointy press on nails if you make her cry.

Danny: Break her heart and I will incinerate your soul in the damndest flames of hell, and I have the ways to take you there.

Dan: If you let her be killed, I will make what she did to Joker seem tame.

And now Jason can tease his siblings for having a Nightingale Taste. Damian falling in love at first threat by Ellie, Tim for the mad scientists vibes Danny have, and Dick for buffy man that will take shit from no one.

Then Bruce meets the parents and is like: Is this type of attraction contagious?!

More than Jazz as a psychiatric I see her as a Social Worker that focuses on Children and Family.

Leaving the plot aside, Jazz may have had the CPS visit her home (or never) and saw how the system failed her and her brother, who ended dead.

She could still study psychology and focus to get a degree in children welfare (or whatever is called) to help children out of abusive/neglectful families.

And then I introduce you "social worker Jazz Fenton Nightingale meet crime lord/children defender red hood"

You are SO RIGHT and actually I had an idea like that written down.... somewhere.

Basically social worker Jazz tries to fix the system from the inside etc etc etc and becomes trusted contact for Red Hood to properly relocate the kids and help them recover.

Everyone knows about Ms. Fenton. That Hood approves of her, that she will always have warm food and a blanket, no questions asked.

And that she would fist fight anyone if they try anything funny with the kids under her protection.

Even Batman.

[hornyverymuch]

starting a 2nd run be like

[trumpamerica]

It is unfortunate that Joe Biden turned out as bad as he did. He's rotten to the core.

A true statesman, someone that loves this country more than himself, would have conducted himself on a much higher level over the past 4 years. An open border never would have happened, woke special interest groups would have not been placed first, and a path to return America to its traditions and principles would have been taken.

Biden is a miserable human being. He is unhappy, vengeful and lashes out at everyone. He is a coddled, overindulgent little boy.

If Biden was any kind of leader, he would insert himself into the lawfare that is going on against President Elect Trump and exert the power of the executive office to have them all go away.

[fanaticloser]

I need a tag that says “Fake dating but one of them thinks it’s real and the one who knows it’s fake actually falls for them and there’s angst but they end up together in the end”

[farshootergotme]

What's the worst lie the popular batfam fanon has made you believe?

I'll start:

'Worst' might be an exaggeration, but the fanon that says Jason is Bruce's favorite son.

[perplexingly]

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[black-rose-writings]

My mom, after spending an extended weekend with my dad's old college classmates and their families: It's so weird that all of these very weird, intelligent and structured men who got their masters in engineering in the late 1980s have sons that are all autistic and daughters who all have mood disorders.

Me: Yeah, very weird. Why could that be?

[grismavessel]

Volo has officially reached boomer status

[piracytheorist]

Yor worrying that her disappearing because of her job would mean she betrayed the Forgers vs Yor realizing that the risk is worth protecting them.

Grey colours, the Forgers as she first met them having their backs at her with empty, disappointed faces, vs bright, warm colours, the Forgers as she now knows them facing her directly and smiling at her.

She starts the story feeling like an outcast, fearing that no-one, not even her brother, will accept her as she is. That people will turn their back on her, and her life will continue being colourless and lonely.

Then her life fills with colour, with people who will face her head-on and accept her. She develops into confidence that the Forgers care for her and is reminded that even if she ever has to leave because of her job, the knowledge that she protects innocent people...

and that this work of hers will be acknowledged...

... is enough to give her the strength to carry on.

[driftingvoid-155]

So you know that ff story into the pit? How the bunny man replaced the kids dad and just. Kept doing dad things. Yeah that was what it was like growing up with William Afton for a father. Man wore that costume religiously. He claimed it was easier to change into it at home rather than the restaurant and that excuse might have flown when he was just driving his kids to school and then himself to work but it started falling apart after he did everything from vacuuming to raking the yard in it. Man slept in the thing. There was a reason Evan hated the animatronics sm. Imagine having that thing for a dad.

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This is what the Afton kids had to put up with everyday: