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You don't want to spend another hour and a half reading almost-satisfying-but-not-quite fanfics and fuck up your day tomorrow. You want to go to bed and Imagine Scenarios for your little guys.
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Just realised I follow three different nonbinary people named Maia. The nickels keep rolling in.
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All animals are either Beasts or Creatures. This is usually consistent for a given species, but not always; for example, most dogs are Beasts and most cats are Creatures, but occasionally one will encounter a cat who is clearly a Beast, or dog who's an absolute Creature.
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My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.
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Hey! If you have ocs you need to hear this
Your oc is really cool and Im glad you made them :)
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*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*
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There are moments in your life when huge revelations about yourself dawns on you. They come without warning, and they don't always happen in ideal times and places. She'd realized a part of her regretted not going to Korea with her mother when she was ten, eating her lunch in a bathroom stall because another kid said her kimchi smelled weird. She'd realized she wanted to be an idol when she was thirteen, desperately trying to tape back the Sunlight Sisters fanzine she made herself in her room because a classmate ripped it apart. Now, at nineteen years old, she's sitting naked on a stool with suds in her hair when she realizes she's falling in love with the girl tracing shapes with the freckles on her back.
from my fanfic "Caught in the Middle". This was my personal favorite part to write.
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some old anne art bc i recently got into amphibia again
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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
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