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The Fox and the Dog

This was not supposed to happen.

But it did.

Kakashi had woken up this morning to feel someone beside him on his bed. When he saw a head of blond hair, his breath hitched. He knew only one person with that exact same shade of blond hair.

Naruto…

His blond student was on his bed, shirtless.

An ANBU mark on his shoulder stood out in the open.

…

Wait, what?!

Kakashi could only stare at Naruto’s shoulder, unable to get a grip on himself.

Naruto was feeling very comfortable while cuddling the human-shaped pillow beside him; it was warm and nice. The blonde wanted to stay there forever but knew he needed to get up.

The young man opened his eyes to stare at a maskless Kakashi beside him.

Damn, what a sight to see!

A delicious eye-candy.

Then Naruto noticed what his sensei was staring at—his ANBU mark.

“Um… oops?” Naruto says it awkwardly.

“So... since when?” Kakashi asked after a few moments of uncomfortable silence.

“Huh?” Naruto blinks in confusion. “Oh, since I was five, I think...”

“Don’t know if I feel proud of your ninja’s skill or feel miserable for not notice it sooner.”

“Better proud, less troublesome.”

“True…”

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I am thinking if I should make a whole fic of this, if you have ideas or questions, send a ask! :D

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I just had another thought.

Imagine a group meeting. They are all drunk, and Naruto has the brilliant idea of belly dancing on the table?

Kakashi is unashamedly drooling, I'm sure.

Naruto is such a gold person I can’t imagine him in silver at allllll

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So! I always thought that Naruto, who lived near Red Light District of Konoha, helped the pretty ladies be it by washing their pretty and shiny clothes, making food for them, or using a henge to look like them when they weren't able to go to work.

So the ladies always gifted Naruto with pretty clothes sewed with gold, jewelry made of gold, and sapphires.

And whenever Naruto is feeling pretty? He will wear his gifts

And Kakashi? Can't take his eyes off him. He's too pretty in gold, looking like a deity in Mortal Realm.

Naruto is such a gold person I can’t imagine him in silver at allllll

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Batfamily: *heard what she whispered* How troublesome are you going to be?

Dani: I am going to rewrite the definition of the word.

Alfred: I approve.

DPXDC prompt #29

Everything was perfect, Jason has an amazing girlfriend, the pit is quieter, and he is getting along well with his family. The only thing he didn't like it was his family demands in meeting his girlfriend, soon to be wife if he got the courage to ask her brother for permission.

Tim: So... how did you guys meet, Jason is considered the 'black sheep'?

God bless his soul, his girlfriend decided to be gremlin.: Oh, everybody has a bad cousin that teaches you a few things... like how to smoke, how to pick-pocket, how to hot-wire a car, how to put tacks on your shoe when you want to throw off a lie-detecting test. :)

Jason: Which cousin was this?

Danielle 'Chaotic Little Shit' Fenton: *whisper to jason* I am the cousin... *throw a smile towards his family*.

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But wait!!!

Tim noticed how Danny said that "unless it's the end of the world, he won't come out of retirement". This need to be investigated, because what???

What do you mean "retirement"???

I want a BEEG Danny Fenton. I don’t just want twink death, I want twink obliteration. I want twinkhood torn apart molecule by molecule. I want a Danny that doesn’t just match his father in size, I want one that makes him seem tiny. I want a Danny that’s 8 feet in human and at least 12 in ghost form. I don’t eant him to just be tall like a wendigo. I want him built not just like a brick wall. I want him built like a mansion. I want him so big that he puts his hand on the top of your head and he’s touching your shoulders.

In other words, I want a Danny that in Gotham, wouldn’t get any mugging attempts happening in a 5 mile radius around him. It would not be because of his ghost half or lady Gotham or whatever. It would be because the risk management of the robber who lives in a city with more vigilantes than 5 cities (minimum) and have it still not be enough, that small atrophied sense risk management that this man is taller than Bane and (somehow) more built than him. And realizes they better get out of dodge immediately.

Bonus points: Danny is a recent hire to an orphanage. So you’ve got a bunch of vaguely underfed teens to children who are backed by what seems to be Bane+

Edit: I just realized I had the moto moto song going through my head unbeknownst to me as it spawned this unit into existence. I would say against my will but it really really wasn’t.

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I think that Damian would be secretly pleased, finally a younger sibling! No more will he be called he youngest, and he will be able to teach his new sibling everything he knows!!!

And the other parent is worth of Father!

Cass would be of the same thought.

The rest would be conflicted, in one hand... New Sibling! On the other... new sibling.

Danny questioning why he's acting like That, and after being threatened by Jazz (She said she would burn is space rock collection), he goes to Frostbite.

It... well...

DP x DC Idea 💡

Danny temporarily overshadowed Batman by accident and then got dipped in Lazarus water.

After the battle, things go back to normal (go their separate ways). BUT. Bruce starts showing wierd symptoms. After much research, they find that Bruce is showing signs of pregnancy. Minus the big belly.

This leads to them looking for Phantom for answers and stumble on the conspiracy that is Amity Park and Ghosts.

The Batfam must now uncover the towns secrets, take down a rogue like Gov branch, and remove the pesky Anti-eco acts to keep the baby safe.

Meanwhile, Danny's family and friends try to hold down the fort and prevent the GIW from gaining access to the GZ.

*Danny and Amity are still under the GIW and Gov. Blackout. The only reason he was in LOA base was because Ra's fished him out of the pool.*

*Bruce gives birth ala Alien style (a core phase burst out of his chest, floats then becomes a baby*

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Danny: please dami...

Damian: I shall be lenient in Baxter's first test to see if he is worthy of your hand Danny.

Dash: wtf is going on.

Dani: *Give him more ideas*.

Maddie and Jack: *knows Danny is Phantom and accept him* *agree with damian about Dash* Damian, dear, let me help you, we have some ideas...

I just wanna say that I think DC x DP combined with Swagger Bishie would be pretty funny. Especially if Damian was Danny’s friend and took one look at his crush, then goes “Seriously??”

The blond jock’s fairly strong, sure, but how well can he fight? And is he smart? How does he do under stress? Is he worthy of being his friend’s significant other?

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But also...

lDani: Mooooom, please!

Danny: I said no.

Dan: Dad, don't worry, I will keep an eye on her.

Dani: Pleaseeee! I will behave!

Danny: *sigh* okay then... please Ancients... don't make me regret this...

Dan&Dani: *scaring the Justice League to stay away from their single parent*

Silly little idea: Big buff brick house Dan all beat up by some villain and he growls for a moment before just opening his mouth and screaming "Daddy!" Then a hole in reality just rips itself open and tiny twink ass lookin' Danny flies out all ice and the crushing existential dread of infinite space and beats like Darkseid or something into a Darksmear for touching his "baby boy". XD

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Imagine Christmas with such a unique family?

Poor Jack and Bruce, Maddie and Talia friendship will cause world domination just because.

The kids? are thrilled to see the Ghost Zone for the first time.

Twins Danny and Damian but! They both know where the other is (Damian going to Bruce and Danny being sent to the Fentons on a mission at a young age), has kept in touch and all that.

They just...never got around to telling anyone about the other.

That is until Danny comes interrupting Damian on patrol one night in a panic, pushes a bundle into his arms and hurriedly says "Read our texts! It'll explain! I gotta go, got a fruitloop on my tail! Be back when I can!"

And rushes off. When Damian looks down at the bundle in his arm, ignoring the yelling on comms and Nightwing rushing over, he is stunned to see a almost identical face to that of his brother staring back at him, only he can tell its female from the more delicate features.

When he later reads the texts his brother sent during his patrol... well he's tempted to go fruitloop hunting but he has a niece to take of... and inform his father of his granddaughter he's currently holding.

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what about KRONOS reaction?

No PJO headcanon got me in a tighter chokehold than Percy being Rhea's lookalike and Jason being Kronos' lookalike.

The FLAVOUR!!! The POTENTIAL!!!

The Big Six mixed feelings about them, the uncanny feeling of seeing your parents in kids that look up to you

Jason doing everything to make Zeus proud, but nothing will ever be enough to get his attention and care because he'll always have the face of the person his father hates the most

But then, Percy is the mini Rhea, so even though Zeus hates Percy by default (because that's Poseidon's spawn), he can't stop but paying attention to whatever Percy is doing ALL THE TIME, because he looks like the person he loved the most in his life (before he became everything she despised)

Also, yeah, very nice Percy looks like mom 🥰🥰🥰 hey 🤨 wasn't mom the one to trick dad and ultimately start his downfall??? Maybe we should worry about that 🤔

Hera!!!!! Zeus gave her his DIY version of their father, and he's a mortal that she can rule as much as she likes. The emotional confusion of it all. And, hey, Poseidon just made a DIY Rhea? Yup, she's stealing it from him. Yay, time to play dolls with mom and dad, literally the closest thing she'll ever got from bonding time with her parents.

Luke having to listen to Kronos rant about how much Percy looks like his wife (creepy)

Krios looking at Jason before their fight like "Bro, why do you look fifteen? Weird."

Poseidon accidentally calling Percy mom and never talking about it again

Makes every time Percy complained about the gods sound like a Mom Scolding Time

Jason and Percy being at the same time and place with the Big Six and they're ALL uncomfortable

Zeus SEETHING that Poseidon got little Rhea and HE is stuck with a little Kronos (I'm sorry Jason, my baby, you deserved so much more than him 😭)

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Consider this: Billy, Percy, Ellie and Dan create a whole ass cabin because they are petty and their parent is Danny.

Oddly enough, Luke approve this.

Prompt 81

Danny blinked at the small children Ellie was holding the hand of, looking quite proud of herself. The small children- between ten and twelve so somewhere similar to Ellie’s age- who both practically stank of magic and Gods. 

He took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose even as Dan cackled while opening the door more to let them inside. “Alright, what’s your name, kids?”

“B-billy…um, Billy Batson...” “‘m Percy! Percy Jackson.” 

“Nice to meet you two- any idea where in your family you have a god or two, because one of you definitely smells like Zeus and I’m pretty sure Poseidon and I am not dealing with either of my half-brothers.” 

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And the kids would ask Maddie and Jack (Good parents) for advice to get those two together.

Stanley Pines vs John Constantine in a con off

May the best con-man win

The biggest tragedy is that John would most likely win as the guy actually knows what various magical items can do and will use them to their fullest extent while Stanley doesn’t fully understand. John is a magician con man while Stan is a traditional one

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So... i love Gravity Falls and I have Opinions.

I think Stanley would win out of sheer SPITE and will, he has to deal with the Mystery Twins.

And they would be the best of friends with a universe on fire behind them, or they would hate eachother across dimensions.

Now I can see the teen heroes and his apprentices stalking Constatine (with the help of ghost powers) to follow him to another dimension and causing ChaosTM and making Bill Cipher cry in despair.

The Three D's (Danny, Dan and Dani) would definitely just Vibe, and get into mischief. Because Why Not?

The teens heroes and Mystery Twins would definitely try the hardest to create the most ludicrous and ridiculous scenes to get Stanley and Constantine to start dating already.

Stanley Pines vs John Constantine in a con off

May the best con-man win

The biggest tragedy is that John would most likely win as the guy actually knows what various magical items can do and will use them to their fullest extent while Stanley doesn’t fully understand. John is a magician con man while Stan is a traditional one

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yes.

They know that Danny is a hero, Ellie recently became his sidekick (for some reason I don't see a lot of Ellie being Danny's sidekick), and Dan work with Jack and Vlad (Redemption Arc, Vlad Version).

And sometimes the kids call B because they have Questions, and because Phantom is part of the JL.

Dick the only one who knows the existence of Maddie, but only that they are childhood friends. He doesn't know about the kids.

So... say hello to Misunderstandings!

Maddie and Jack, with Dan sometimes, creates more equipment for their Hero Work.

Now imagine if a ghost, I'm thinking of Clockwork, appear in the background? entertaining Danni and Danny by showing them the Creation of the Universe?

Playfighting

Imagine, Maddie Fenton having a video chat with Batman or Bruce Wayne her close childhood friend, talking about different ways to help their ghost situation, his children also in the room with them, trying their best to stay awake due to the lack of sleep and exhaustion, caused by the ghosts.

When Danny just pops out of nowhere with his black hair and blue eyes, that made every children of Batman think, if Maddie and Bruce were really just a Childhood friends(Which they are).

"Hello, Mother I am bored, and I want to do something productive but not that productive." Danny stated, while looming behind Maddie who just sighed in stress.

"Go play with your little sister" Maddie exclaimed, and went back to talking with Batman.

Danny let out a soft okay, before disappearing out of the video call.

not even a minute later, a loud bang echoed throughout Maddie's house making all the batkids alert asking what's wrong and if Maddie was alright, Maddie ignored the noise and reassured with a gentle smile that she was fine, before going back into a conversation with Batman.

Talking about perfect timing, here comes Danny and Dani strangling and roundhousing eachother to death, The batkids (except Damian, who was staring at the two trying to figure out who will win) are concerned to an extreme level because why are two 'civillian' kids trying to kill eachother?

meanwhile Batman and Maddie just continued their conversation, like it was just a normal everyday occurrence.

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That thing about babies loving Danny? Potential.

Imagine if the JL or the Batkids were deaged? turned into 2-4 years old?

What about Dani and Dan? Danny's kids who he loves very much? and had to Eat them so they could have stable bodies?

And a Threat(tm) appeared and the children were in danger?

Space (I see you)

Danny has a space core, in the beginning he thought he has an ice core, but it turns out that because he had been highly stressed since his death his core had been underdeveloped and only showed certain aspects to keep him healthy.

Years have passed his 14 birthday (death-day)

He was now 17 and had grown into his core which had revealed a lot about him.

For example, being the Ancient of space distorted his entire view of everything. After all space was everywhere and ever growing, expanding more and more.

Danny could feel himself in his physical halfa body,

But at the same time he was watching people on the other side of the planet: laughing, dancing, celebrating, crying, being born, dying,mourning, and going about their day.

That was only on this Earth he could see every Earth that exists.

Earth was such a small part of space.

He could feel & see entire solar systems, galaxies, nebulae.

More & more

Just continuing to expand

Never ending

As he got older he could understand more his connection to everything.

Being able to help life be born on other planets

Moving moons towards planets

Creating star nurseries

Everything at his grasp

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This would cause him to let his mind wander away from his physical form, which just looked like he was spaced out.

His human form slipping slightly when he does: freckles gaining a glow and moving to form different constellations, his hair moving like if it were weightless, and his eyes

Don't stare too long at his eyes

After all the eyes are the window to the soul

And his hold too much

(Look away)

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Danny casually watches a meteor shower hundreds of light years away, spaced out: Ooh pretty!

The poor goon who taught he could mug a careless teen and stared at his eyes for too long: *Twitching on the ground foaming at the mouth*

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Danny who hasn't blinked in a few minutes: "The pretty space station with heroes in it just made a full orbit on top of us again!"

Tim next to him who's just waiting in line for a cup of coffee or 3: *panicked side eyes him* Wh-What?

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Batman: "We have to find who's taking out all these criminal."

Danny who looks like a Wayne kid therefore getting regularly kidnapped (or at least attempted), focusing on making a good star nursery: " Shhh! I'm concentrating"

Villain & his goons dropping like flies: "Mercy!"

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I am of the mind that Talia would be proud?

Like, "I teached you well 😏👍" kinda vibes.

Dick would shortly join Bruce in the corner.

Tim and Jason would be recording, with Jason being some type of narrator.

Steph and Cass will be watching with popcorn.

Duke would be "whatever".

Alfred? he had known way before ANY of them.

and there's chances that Damian would ask Jason to help with the wedding aesthetic.

DCXDP prompt:

Female Danny Fenton (Dead Serious)

You know how some colleges require you to live in the dorms for your freshman year?

Well, Damian was not happy with the fact that Gotham University was one such institution that required their students to live in such subpar living conditions.

Suppose he should count himself lucky that he will be living in one of the newer dorms. Though he wished that they weren't co-ed. The amount of girls who had knocked on his door in order to introduce themselves already was irritating.

So when he heard another knock at the door needless to say he was prepared with a barrage of insults. Only to snap his mouth shut and swallow his words, figuratively speaking; when he laid his eyes on the girl currently standing in his room's doorway.

Holding a heavy-looking box and looking confused." Um hi, is this room 609?" She asked. Looking around at his scattered belongings on his half of the living space.

"Yes, it is." Damian answered, silently thanking nearly two decades of training that his voice did not falter nor stutter. The young woman before him was breathtaking. Literally, as she had stolen Damian's with just her presence.

Her hair was ebony, her eyes a sparkling blue that he swore held stars. Her skin was impeccably pale and held no blemishes. He says that because there was no way that the artfully scattered freckles across her nose could ever be disgraced by ever being called such a thing. She was gorgeous.

And she was staring at him.

"May I help you with something Miss-?" He asked and she smiled as she balanced her box in one hand, holding the other out to him to shake. Which he did with a fluttering heart." I'm Danny, and no I don't think I need help. I just wanted to make sure this was my room." Making Damian pause.

"Your room?" He asked, there had to be a mistake. True the building was for both boys and girls, but surely the housing office wouldn't let two people of the opposite sex share a room." Yes." She said with a smile. Walking over to set the first of many boxes on her bed.

"So are you a friend of my roommate, or are you her brother or something?" She- no, Danny asked him. Shaking his head Damian looked Danny in the eyes," This is my room." He told her.

Damian watched as her beautiful smile morphed into confusion." Your room?" She asked and he nodded." That can't be right. Let's go down to the office and get this sorted out." She suggested," I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding." She rambled nervously.

Sighing the youngest Wayne followed her out and was thankful that his brothers were not there to bear witness to this awkward situation. Goodness knows that he would never hear the end of it.

-Due to a mix-up at the housing office, aka them thinking Danny is a girl; both Danny and Damian get put into the same room. Danny of course blames all of this on the Fenton luck. Despite the fact that she could have fixed this if she had read the paperwork she was given months earlier. Damian tried to resolve the issue himself but it would seem that what's done, is done.

It was the beginning of the year and they had no available rooms to move them to. So they were stuck, and Danny was sure that Clockwork was laughing at her. One day into adulthood and she was already in a mess. Great! As if things couldn't get any worse. Wait, is that Dash?! Oh no, no No NO!!!

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I mean... You can be emancipated when you're 16, at least in Brazil, so you can marry someone.

I do have a friend who did it, that's how I know.

So... yes, it is legal.

DPXDC prompt #23

The Fentons used to he members of the LoA, but to get out unscathed they were forced to sign a marriage contract between Damian Wayne and their second child, Danyal Fenton.

To build a strong union, Damian usually visit his Beloved three times a month, and Danyal was raised in the League for 7 years.

Now they both are 16 and the contract must be fulfilled since they used magic to enforce it, too bad the rest of the batfamily is only finding out about the bonding three months after they married.