welcometosasakiworld
sanity? what is that?
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《demi-fluid/Ace》 《Hufflepuff》 《daughter of Hades, legacy of Nemesis and huntress of Artemis》 《PJO, Harry Potter, Creepypasta, Gravity Falls, DC, Danny Phantom》
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welcometosasakiworld · 2 months ago
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what about KRONOS reaction?
No PJO headcanon got me in a tighter chokehold than Percy being Rhea's lookalike and Jason being Kronos' lookalike.
The FLAVOUR!!! The POTENTIAL!!!
The Big Six mixed feelings about them, the uncanny feeling of seeing your parents in kids that look up to you
Jason doing everything to make Zeus proud, but nothing will ever be enough to get his attention and care because he'll always have the face of the person his father hates the most
But then, Percy is the mini Rhea, so even though Zeus hates Percy by default (because that's Poseidon's spawn), he can't stop but paying attention to whatever Percy is doing ALL THE TIME, because he looks like the person he loved the most in his life (before he became everything she despised)
Also, yeah, very nice Percy looks like mom 🥰🥰🥰 hey 🤨 wasn't mom the one to trick dad and ultimately start his downfall??? Maybe we should worry about that 🤔
Hera!!!!! Zeus gave her his DIY version of their father, and he's a mortal that she can rule as much as she likes. The emotional confusion of it all. And, hey, Poseidon just made a DIY Rhea? Yup, she's stealing it from him. Yay, time to play dolls with mom and dad, literally the closest thing she'll ever got from bonding time with her parents.
Luke having to listen to Kronos rant about how much Percy looks like his wife (creepy)
Krios looking at Jason before their fight like "Bro, why do you look fifteen? Weird."
Poseidon accidentally calling Percy mom and never talking about it again
Makes every time Percy complained about the gods sound like a Mom Scolding Time
Jason and Percy being at the same time and place with the Big Six and they're ALL uncomfortable
Zeus SEETHING that Poseidon got little Rhea and HE is stuck with a little Kronos (I'm sorry Jason, my baby, you deserved so much more than him 😭)
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welcometosasakiworld · 2 months ago
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Consider this: Billy, Percy, Ellie and Dan create a whole ass cabin because they are petty and their parent is Danny.
Oddly enough, Luke approve this.
Prompt 81
Danny blinked at the small children Ellie was holding the hand of, looking quite proud of herself. The small children- between ten and twelve so somewhere similar to Ellie’s age- who both practically stank of magic and Gods. 
He took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose even as Dan cackled while opening the door more to let them inside. “Alright, what’s your name, kids?”
“B-billy…um, Billy Batson...” “‘m Percy! Percy Jackson.” 
“Nice to meet you two- any idea where in your family you have a god or two, because one of you definitely smells like Zeus and I’m pretty sure Poseidon and I am not dealing with either of my half-brothers.” 
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welcometosasakiworld · 3 months ago
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And the kids would ask Maddie and Jack (Good parents) for advice to get those two together.
Stanley Pines vs John Constantine in a con off
May the best con-man win
The biggest tragedy is that John would most likely win as the guy actually knows what various magical items can do and will use them to their fullest extent while Stanley doesn’t fully understand. John is a magician con man while Stan is a traditional one
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welcometosasakiworld · 3 months ago
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So... i love Gravity Falls and I have Opinions.
I think Stanley would win out of sheer SPITE and will, he has to deal with the Mystery Twins.
And they would be the best of friends with a universe on fire behind them, or they would hate eachother across dimensions.
Now I can see the teen heroes and his apprentices stalking Constatine (with the help of ghost powers) to follow him to another dimension and causing ChaosTM and making Bill Cipher cry in despair.
The Three D's (Danny, Dan and Dani) would definitely just Vibe, and get into mischief. Because Why Not?
The teens heroes and Mystery Twins would definitely try the hardest to create the most ludicrous and ridiculous scenes to get Stanley and Constantine to start dating already.
Stanley Pines vs John Constantine in a con off
May the best con-man win
The biggest tragedy is that John would most likely win as the guy actually knows what various magical items can do and will use them to their fullest extent while Stanley doesn’t fully understand. John is a magician con man while Stan is a traditional one
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welcometosasakiworld · 11 months ago
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yes.
They know that Danny is a hero, Ellie recently became his sidekick (for some reason I don't see a lot of Ellie being Danny's sidekick), and Dan work with Jack and Vlad (Redemption Arc, Vlad Version).
And sometimes the kids call B because they have Questions, and because Phantom is part of the JL.
Dick the only one who knows the existence of Maddie, but only that they are childhood friends. He doesn't know about the kids.
So... say hello to Misunderstandings!
Maddie and Jack, with Dan sometimes, creates more equipment for their Hero Work.
Now imagine if a ghost, I'm thinking of Clockwork, appear in the background? entertaining Danni and Danny by showing them the Creation of the Universe?
Playfighting
Imagine, Maddie Fenton having a video chat with Batman or Bruce Wayne her close childhood friend, talking about different ways to help their ghost situation, his children also in the room with them, trying their best to stay awake due to the lack of sleep and exhaustion, caused by the ghosts.
When Danny just pops out of nowhere with his black hair and blue eyes, that made every children of Batman think, if Maddie and Bruce were really just a Childhood friends(Which they are).
"Hello, Mother I am bored, and I want to do something productive but not that productive." Danny stated, while looming behind Maddie who just sighed in stress.
"Go play with your little sister" Maddie exclaimed, and went back to talking with Batman.
Danny let out a soft okay, before disappearing out of the video call.
not even a minute later, a loud bang echoed throughout Maddie's house making all the batkids alert asking what's wrong and if Maddie was alright, Maddie ignored the noise and reassured with a gentle smile that she was fine, before going back into a conversation with Batman.
Talking about perfect timing, here comes Danny and Dani strangling and roundhousing eachother to death, The batkids (except Damian, who was staring at the two trying to figure out who will win) are concerned to an extreme level because why are two 'civillian' kids trying to kill eachother?
meanwhile Batman and Maddie just continued their conversation, like it was just a normal everyday occurrence.
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welcometosasakiworld · 11 months ago
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That thing about babies loving Danny? Potential.
Imagine if the JL or the Batkids were deaged? turned into 2-4 years old?
What about Dani and Dan? Danny's kids who he loves very much? and had to Eat them so they could have stable bodies?
And a Threat(tm) appeared and the children were in danger?
Space (I see you)
Danny has a space core, in the beginning he thought he has an ice core, but it turns out that because he had been highly stressed since his death his core had been underdeveloped and only showed certain aspects to keep him healthy.
Years have passed his 14 birthday (death-day)
He was now 17 and had grown into his core which had revealed a lot about him.
For example, being the Ancient of space distorted his entire view of everything. After all space was everywhere and ever growing, expanding more and more.
Danny could feel himself in his physical halfa body,
But at the same time he was watching people on the other side of the planet: laughing, dancing, celebrating, crying, being born, dying,mourning, and going about their day.
That was only on this Earth he could see every Earth that exists.
Earth was such a small part of space.
He could feel & see entire solar systems, galaxies, nebulae.
More & more
Just continuing to expand
Never ending
As he got older he could understand more his connection to everything.
Being able to help life be born on other planets
Moving moons towards planets
Creating star nurseries
Everything at his grasp
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This would cause him to let his mind wander away from his physical form, which just looked like he was spaced out.
His human form slipping slightly when he does: freckles gaining a glow and moving to form different constellations, his hair moving like if it were weightless, and his eyes
Don't stare too long at his eyes
After all the eyes are the window to the soul
And his hold too much
(Look away)
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Danny casually watches a meteor shower hundreds of light years away, spaced out: Ooh pretty!
The poor goon who taught he could mug a careless teen and stared at his eyes for too long: *Twitching on the ground foaming at the mouth*
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Danny who hasn't blinked in a few minutes: "The pretty space station with heroes in it just made a full orbit on top of us again!"
Tim next to him who's just waiting in line for a cup of coffee or 3: *panicked side eyes him* Wh-What?
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Batman: "We have to find who's taking out all these criminal."
Danny who looks like a Wayne kid therefore getting regularly kidnapped (or at least attempted), focusing on making a good star nursery: " Shhh! I'm concentrating"
Villain & his goons dropping like flies: "Mercy!"
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Just an Idea
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welcometosasakiworld · 11 months ago
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I am of the mind that Talia would be proud?
Like, "I teached you well 😏👍" kinda vibes.
Dick would shortly join Bruce in the corner.
Tim and Jason would be recording, with Jason being some type of narrator.
Steph and Cass will be watching with popcorn.
Duke would be "whatever".
Alfred? he had known way before ANY of them.
and there's chances that Damian would ask Jason to help with the wedding aesthetic.
DCXDP prompt:
Female Danny Fenton (Dead Serious)
You know how some colleges require you to live in the dorms for your freshman year?
Well, Damian was not happy with the fact that Gotham University was one such institution that required their students to live in such subpar living conditions.
Suppose he should count himself lucky that he will be living in one of the newer dorms. Though he wished that they weren't co-ed. The amount of girls who had knocked on his door in order to introduce themselves already was irritating.
So when he heard another knock at the door needless to say he was prepared with a barrage of insults. Only to snap his mouth shut and swallow his words, figuratively speaking; when he laid his eyes on the girl currently standing in his room's doorway.
Holding a heavy-looking box and looking confused." Um hi, is this room 609?" She asked. Looking around at his scattered belongings on his half of the living space.
"Yes, it is." Damian answered, silently thanking nearly two decades of training that his voice did not falter nor stutter. The young woman before him was breathtaking. Literally, as she had stolen Damian's with just her presence.
Her hair was ebony, her eyes a sparkling blue that he swore held stars. Her skin was impeccably pale and held no blemishes. He says that because there was no way that the artfully scattered freckles across her nose could ever be disgraced by ever being called such a thing. She was gorgeous.
And she was staring at him.
"May I help you with something Miss-?" He asked and she smiled as she balanced her box in one hand, holding the other out to him to shake. Which he did with a fluttering heart." I'm Danny, and no I don't think I need help. I just wanted to make sure this was my room." Making Damian pause.
"Your room?" He asked, there had to be a mistake. True the building was for both boys and girls, but surely the housing office wouldn't let two people of the opposite sex share a room." Yes." She said with a smile. Walking over to set the first of many boxes on her bed.
"So are you a friend of my roommate, or are you her brother or something?" She- no, Danny asked him. Shaking his head Damian looked Danny in the eyes," This is my room." He told her.
Damian watched as her beautiful smile morphed into confusion." Your room?" She asked and he nodded." That can't be right. Let's go down to the office and get this sorted out." She suggested," I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding." She rambled nervously.
Sighing the youngest Wayne followed her out and was thankful that his brothers were not there to bear witness to this awkward situation. Goodness knows that he would never hear the end of it.
-Due to a mix-up at the housing office, aka them thinking Danny is a girl; both Danny and Damian get put into the same room. Danny of course blames all of this on the Fenton luck. Despite the fact that she could have fixed this if she had read the paperwork she was given months earlier. Damian tried to resolve the issue himself but it would seem that what's done, is done.
It was the beginning of the year and they had no available rooms to move them to. So they were stuck, and Danny was sure that Clockwork was laughing at her. One day into adulthood and she was already in a mess. Great! As if things couldn't get any worse. Wait, is that Dash?! Oh no, no No NO!!!
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welcometosasakiworld · 11 months ago
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I mean... You can be emancipated when you're 16, at least in Brazil, so you can marry someone.
I do have a friend who did it, that's how I know.
So... yes, it is legal.
DPXDC prompt #23
The Fentons used to he members of the LoA, but to get out unscathed they were forced to sign a marriage contract between Damian Wayne and their second child, Danyal Fenton.
To build a strong union, Damian usually visit his Beloved three times a month, and Danyal was raised in the League for 7 years.
Now they both are 16 and the contract must be fulfilled since they used magic to enforce it, too bad the rest of the batfamily is only finding out about the bonding three months after they married.
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welcometosasakiworld · 11 months ago
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Beautiful!
New official hero Danny Phantom meeting the Justice League for the first time with an excited smile and face that just screams baby: "hi!"
Billy batson AKA captain Marvel wondering why all the gods in his head started screaming at the sight of his new co-worker; "hi?"
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welcometosasakiworld · 11 months ago
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You're right, he can't... 😔
But he can go with the flow, commit to the bit, whatever.
and can you imagine the other heroes reaction? hilarious.
FlashFam: Wha... where did the shortie came from?!
Danny/Dan!Bruce: You say that like you are the only one that do Timetravel-fuckery.
Flashfam/Batfam: Wait... WHAT?!?! *blue screen*
DPXDC prompt #21
Danny hadn't heard of his alternative future version since he and Clockwork worked together to de-age him and send him to some distant relatives 40 years ago, after Dan begged them to do it since he wanted a second chance to live again.
So imagine his surprise when he receives a desperate call from Dan, now Bruce Wayne, raving about clowns and something about Lazarus blood pools.
Sometimes being a Ancient wasn't worth it, but it was better then being the Ghost King.
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welcometosasakiworld · 11 months ago
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Alright, I see your point! :)
But we need to remember that they probably have an idea about what can and can't kill a normal human.
Because before the ghost appeared? They were almost normal, they just had more stamina than a normal human. After? they became more durable and stronger, so...
while they never fought normal humans before the field trip, they know they need to hold back a little.
And i totally agree with your thought about GIW being liminal!
and the chaos and fear about Robins coming from Amity? nyhihihi
It doesn't help that Danny eyes flashed green like Red Hood's and Stabby Robin's do sometimes
Amity Park is different
Amity Park has a local superhero.
He's great. He works hard to protect his town. That said, Amity's local hero is a teenager. The people he relies on to help and support him are teenagers. The town's superhero defense is a handful of kids figuring things out on their own.
They do good, but sometimes the people of Amity have to be prepared to lend a hand or hold their own for a bit. That's just how life is under these ceach other. Communities come together and support each other. It's fine. People adapt. Life goes on. They're really doing quite well.
A class from Amity Park visits a museum in Gotham on a field trip. They get caught in an unfortunately timed Scarecrow attack.
Scarecrow should have known better than to activate the fight or flight responses of a group of Amity Parkers.
The gas canister drops and discharges. The field trip group explodes into action.
A pair of Football players quickly overturns a table and use it as a shield as they charge the goons with the most firepower. Cheerleaders toss each other into the air for aerial attacks. Nerds turn objects from a nearby Janitor closet into a surprisingly effective trebuchet with astounding speed. One girl utilizes impressive martial arts skills.
A boy with Black hair and blue eyes flits about the battlefield pilfering and disassembling weapons with a shocking degree of efficiency as a Goth girl follows him around and bludgeon anyone who attempts to make a grab for him with a stand that had been holding up a rope barrier, and a boy in a beret lays down cover fire by launching pencils out of a makeshift bow formed from a binder and rubber bands with a startling degree of accuracy.
The teacher flits around pulling kids out of the path of attacks they hadn't seen, stowing any injured behind cover, and giving foes solid thwack on the noggin when the opportunity arises. He actually ends up knocking out Scarecrow himself.
The statement "We're not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with us," is repeated several times by different people.
When the Bats or police arrive, they have to carefully pull the feildtrip group off of the unfortunate rogues.
It takes a while to get the antidotes administered, but they do eventually manage. The class remains in defensive formation the whole time.
When the kids finally calm down enough to give statements, they mostly just say that Scarecrow gets what he gets for deliberately activating Amity Parkers' fight or flight responses. After the antidotes take effect, the class seems unfazed and goes about their business as soon as the authorities allow.
Some other visitors to the museum upload videos of the event online with titles like "the one class that was prepared for a field trip to Gotham" and "What kind of place is Amity Park, and why haven't I heard of it before?"
It doesn't take long for people to edit the videos to set the fight to music. Popular song choices include Ballroom Blitz, Bring 'em Out by Hawk Nelson, and the "we like to party" song from the six flags commercial.
Now the Bats are investigating Amity Park (and why they haven't heard of it before).
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welcometosasakiworld · 11 months ago
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where? Because I rarely see it!
Gimme!!!! *grabby hands motion*
New official hero Danny Phantom meeting the Justice League for the first time with an excited smile and face that just screams baby: "hi!"
Billy batson AKA captain Marvel wondering why all the gods in his head started screaming at the sight of his new co-worker; "hi?"
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welcometosasakiworld · 11 months ago
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Nah! They probably would search to buy a bigger house to have enough space!
Now Damian doesn't want to leave Danny to deal with Hero Work, he doesn't want to leave his pets
DPXDC prompt #49
Bruce decides to send Damian to their distant cousins, The Fentons, after Robin disobeyed once again in patrol.
But now Damian doesn't want to leave Amity Park.
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welcometosasakiworld · 11 months ago
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Why i feel Bruce would be crying in a corner because he thinks Damian inherited his taste in woman?
DCXDP prompt:
Female Danny Fenton (Dead Serious)
You know how some colleges require you to live in the dorms for your freshman year?
Well, Damian was not happy with the fact that Gotham University was one such institution that required their students to live in such subpar living conditions.
Suppose he should count himself lucky that he will be living in one of the newer dorms. Though he wished that they weren't co-ed. The amount of girls who had knocked on his door in order to introduce themselves already was irritating.
So when he heard another knock at the door needless to say he was prepared with a barrage of insults. Only to snap his mouth shut and swallow his words, figuratively speaking; when he laid his eyes on the girl currently standing in his room's doorway.
Holding a heavy-looking box and looking confused." Um hi, is this room 609?" She asked. Looking around at his scattered belongings on his half of the living space.
"Yes, it is." Damian answered, silently thanking nearly two decades of training that his voice did not falter nor stutter. The young woman before him was breathtaking. Literally, as she had stolen Damian's with just her presence.
Her hair was ebony, her eyes a sparkling blue that he swore held stars. Her skin was impeccably pale and held no blemishes. He says that because there was no way that the artfully scattered freckles across her nose could ever be disgraced by ever being called such a thing. She was gorgeous.
And she was staring at him.
"May I help you with something Miss-?" He asked and she smiled as she balanced her box in one hand, holding the other out to him to shake. Which he did with a fluttering heart." I'm Danny, and no I don't think I need help. I just wanted to make sure this was my room." Making Damian pause.
"Your room?" He asked, there had to be a mistake. True the building was for both boys and girls, but surely the housing office wouldn't let two people of the opposite sex share a room." Yes." She said with a smile. Walking over to set the first of many boxes on her bed.
"So are you a friend of my roommate, or are you her brother or something?" She- no, Danny asked him. Shaking his head Damian looked Danny in the eyes," This is my room." He told her.
Damian watched as her beautiful smile morphed into confusion." Your room?" She asked and he nodded." That can't be right. Let's go down to the office and get this sorted out." She suggested," I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding." She rambled nervously.
Sighing the youngest Wayne followed her out and was thankful that his brothers were not there to bear witness to this awkward situation. Goodness knows that he would never hear the end of it.
-Due to a mix-up at the housing office, aka them thinking Danny is a girl; both Danny and Damian get put into the same room. Danny of course blames all of this on the Fenton luck. Despite the fact that she could have fixed this if she had read the paperwork she was given months earlier. Damian tried to resolve the issue himself but it would seem that what's done, is done.
It was the beginning of the year and they had no available rooms to move them to. So they were stuck, and Danny was sure that Clockwork was laughing at her. One day into adulthood and she was already in a mess. Great! As if things couldn't get any worse. Wait, is that Dash?! Oh no, no No NO!!!
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welcometosasakiworld · 11 months ago
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But... if it's not because Bruce is a billionaire? Sure, it's play a big factor here.
But it's the vibes? like... Danny senses things and B? is not to be trusted!
Though his children should be saved from the man.
"Daniel, I know this is unorthodox, cornering you in your school cafeteria, but you leave me no choice. I am your father." Said Bruce Wayne, after effectively trapping a teenager in a corner.
"No you're not."
"Daniel I have a DNA te-"
"No you're not. Fuck off."
And with that Bruce Wayne's actual firstborn literally fell backwards out of a window to escape from him before bolting in the direction of a football field.
"Dude that was, like, super creepy," A blond jock says, eyeing Bruce like he's some sort of creepy creep, "I feel so bad for Fenturd to even have to talk to you, I'm not gonna bully him for a whole week, what the fuck."
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welcometosasakiworld · 11 months ago
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unfortunately for Dick, the Supernatural Realm exists.
And werewolf if the species that interact the most with the Default Realm (the human one).
So... Danny doesn't have a cool full moon transformation, but he does have some qualities. Like werewolf's strength, fast reflexes, addiction to bloody meet, feels more alive when it is the full moon (even more because of his ghost side), feral instincts, and his touchy-oriented love language.
Damian thinks Danny is a werewolf (Dick taught him about the supernatural but didnt remember to say they werent real) because Danny has a ghostly meeting on the full moons and is exhausted by them, so he takes a few days off after the full moon. Hence, Damian tries to murder Danny with silver and Danny just thanking him for new cutlery
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welcometosasakiworld · 11 months ago
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Clockwork gives Danny the soul-aura sensing, Kagome-style.
Emotions and Aura are veeery different things. While Emotions tells you the what mood the person has at the moment, the Aura tells you if the person is evil/neutral/good.
Each Aura has a uniqueness that makes you recognize from who it is.
You think the Zone has its version of Comic Con?
Like? Think about it. You have literally all of time to work on it, your Magnum Opus, your life's work. That DREAM comic. All the supplies you could ever wish for. Endless paper. Endless ink. You can practice and practice for CENTURIES until it's JUST right.
Wouldn't you want to share it?
There are definitely Ghosts who have Obsessions that make them collect.
And two people meeting would lead to a group. Lead to a bigger group. Lead to a large group. A gathering. A crowd even. Eventually you need a Lair to meet IN. It becomes An Event.
People hear about it.
Want to bring other art mediums. Food stalls. Report on it. It grows. Shoot offs start happening. Niche meet ups.
But like?
Unlike comic con? It's all FREE. Sure, you might have fork over the ecto to make your copy. And yeah, weaker ghosts can only do that so many times. Will have to prioritize. But? They can come back after leaving for a nap. Ask a buddy to come with. There ARE work arounds.
Just? Imagine the unbelievable HIPE? Danny would feel? But be unable to TELL anyone about? Zone Con happens several times a year! Cause so many people wanna come. The Zone being infinite, after all.
Problem 1? They're using THEIR standard of a "year". Which is actual 5 earth years. So it's only happens every year and a half for him. And Problem 2? He can't even TALK about how excited he is about Z Con with anyone (outside his friends and family) because they haven't heard of it and might Ask Questions.
It's ALSO held in a part of the Zone that's like? Three days of flying away from the portal. And no amount of begging is gonna get any of his loved ones to camp in the Speeder for around six-ish days just to go to a Con.
So you can imagine his DELIGHT. His utter JOY and *Target Spotted* "!!!" Noise, when? In the crowd? He spots A HUMAN! Hi fellow human!!! Omg, wanna be Con Besties? *doesn't even wait for an answer*
So now? This sad, blonde, deeply lost and kinda alarmed, trench coat dude? Is Danny's new Z Con Going Bestie! You got a map yet, bestie? No? That's cool, he has one. By the way, he has human food in the Speeder if you nee-
YES!
Cause, see, here's the THING. John? Lost to the Realms Infinte. Or Infinte Realms. Translation was iffy... and on fire... like the rest of the building. It was him or the kids those psychos had kidnapped, for what fucked "ritual" the voices in their heads, that THEY thought were demons but frankly he's pretty sure was just feedback from-
Look, doesn't matter, he had to choose. He always knew someday he'd have too. That even twisting Luck and talking fast wouldn't quite be enough. And he had to decide, in that moment, which outcome mattered more to him. They get out safe, or he does.
Wasn't much of a question, was it?
So, there he is. Staring down oblivion and all those debts unpaid. 'Bout to see who's gonna come for him this time, and take what left of wretched soul. When? He bleeds on the FUCKIN two-bit crap circle they squiggled in God only knows what. Remembers that "oh YEAH, set dressings!" Sometimes when you focus too hard on insuring a Good Outcome?
You weird weird as shit byproducts happening on the side to balance it all out.
Or BAD ones.
He wakes up someone fucking green and crowded. For the life of him can't tell you which one it is. And THAT was of course, bout two days ago.
Biggest and most immediate problem? He... does NOT recognize what flavor of magical fuckery this is. Doesn't seem Fae. And doesn't smell like Hell. There are... there are honest to God BOOTH BABES hanging around. Hunks too. The view is LOVELY.
And nerdy.
Very, very nerdy.
But he isn't THAT out of touch. So he should recognize SOMETHING. Or at least the languages. But nope! It's like aliens and magic had a nerd baby and dipped it in GREEN. And the worst thing? Is there is food everywhere, but it all glows and John's not stupid enough to eat it.
Then? Sweet merciful fuck. Salvation! Some teeny bopper Barely No Longer Teen fresh faced INFANT of a Hero kid. With a SHIP. Who has FOOD and a clear idea of where they are. Hello~ John's new BEST FRIEND. Yes. Absolutely. Con Buddies, whatever.
Just feed me, kid.
Only? Once he inhales like 5 "Fenton rations"? He only gets half way through introducing himself before getting interrupted. Kid hears "magic" and "occult Detective" and just? Goes "oh! So you wanna check out the magic Ally with me? Sam wanted me to pick up some witchy stuff!"
..............how magic?
(In Which? Constantine becomes Danny's interdimensional Con buddy)
@the-witchhunter @hypewinter @hdgnj @mutable-manifestation @lolottes @nerdpoe
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