#star wars humor

[amandamadeathing]

Do you ever have a stupid idea that you just have to get out?

[patches4thechaos]

doodle on honor of Yoda desperately trying to not train Luke, even though Obi-wan's very tired force ghost pleaded.

Sorry for the sudden star wars post, I was watching the empire strikes back and that scene made me giggle for too long

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

You know the more we learn about Tatooine, the more you realize Luke does have a point about Jakku being nowhere even though he came from another backwater dust ball.

"You mean you didn't even have one crime lord? No spice smuggling? The only criminal was that one guy who traded portions for junk?"

"Yup. He did a bit of slavery, but he let you go when you were old enough. I don't know if he even killed anyone."

"He didn't even kill anyone....."

[apocalyp-tech-a]

Just sayin!

[troythecatfish]

Star Wars but Anakin reads theory

[dailydragon08]

Why do I feel like Anakin and Padmé both had some INCREDIBLE puppy eyes

Rex: no, sir, we can’t do this maneuver, it’s too—

Anakin: 🥺

Rex:…r-risky…and um, Master Kenobi said…

Anakin: 🥺

Rex:…n-not t-to—

Anakin: 🥺

Rex: *sigh* all right FINE

~

Some other senator: I’m truly sorry, Senator Amidala, but this policy is just too—

Padmé: 🥺

Senator: it’s too…I don’t think I can s-support…um…

Padmé: 🥺

Senator: DAMMIT FINE

And they both passed it onto the twins, so:

Han: no

Luke & Leia: 🥺🥺

Han: n-no…stop that

Luke & Leia: 🥺🥺

Han: Chewie, back me up h—

Chewie: *sad Wookiee noises* ☹️

Han: FUCK’S SAKE

[funny---pics]

I just read. The most hilarious fucking fic

ft. Codywan, Mace Windu/Clone trooper Helix, & different Clone characters and others, all of them just. peak humor

It's a crackfic chat-fic version of another fic (longer, also really good but very dark with pretty explicit torture and war and psychological horror and all, if you're only here for the fun I'll put a summary below the cut)

Anyway

Have fun!

In the long fic General 'Negotiator' Obi-Wan Kenobi gets killed by Dooku or at least that's what everyone thinks, turns out he's being tortured instead, they (his Clone Troopers fr Commander Cody & medics Needle (hilarious) Stitch (he's babey) and Helix (badass competence and hots for Windu) eventually get him back, Helix and Mace watch the torture footage so they can help Obi-Wan heal (and start comfort-fucking in the process), Dooku is captured alive, Mace really wants to kill him but has to force himself not to, everyone hates Dooku, everyone loves the General

[brainrotcharacters]

Free my man he cannot see anything 😂

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Lawyering through fandoms: Impossibility in contract law

When you become a Jedi, you have to give up all attachments as part of the Code. This includes romance as that is an attachment to your partner, which is why Anakin Skywalker kept his marriage to Padme Amidala a secret.

Under contract law, a party can raise an impossibility defense when an unforeseen event occurs after the contract is made which makes performance impossible. If this happens, impossibility can be used to excuse non-performance (basically, you don’t have to abide by the terms of the contract anymore).

Now, let’s say the Jedi Code is the contract you sign when you become a Jedi and the no-attachments rule is one of the terms. Well…Vader and the Empire destroyed the Jedi Order. Vader’s actions were unforeseeable since who the fuck expected Anakin to just wipe everyone out. Thus, we can say that anyone who signed up to be a Jedi no longer has to be bound by the Code since performance is impossible.

So, when this happens with Cal Kestis and Merrin:

Cal is all good since he has an impossibility defense, just in case some Jedi veteran asshat sues him by claiming he’s gone against the Jedi Code. In fact, Cal even says that the Order is gone and he’s not bound to the Code anymore.

(There, I justified Merrical on a legal basis LOL)

[i-am-trans-gwender]

A Hufflepuff you are not. Harassing trans people online you are. Hrrrm.

[wormiemybeloved]

This is the cutest ever ❤️

[amandamadeathing]

Social network post for Echo

[kyber-collector]

Hello and welcome to the first episode of:

My Best Friend Who Has Never Seen Star Wars Rates And Names Star Wars Men.

Today I had her rate the members of the Bad Batch.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The thing is, when you take Rebels and Ahsoka together there is a very clear pattern of Thrawn making perfectly sound military decisions only to have Weird Force Bullshit smash into it, so after getting warped to another galaxy by Space Snow White and his whale friends he decides enough is enough and teams up with the Weirdest Force Bullshit he can find. Like, these women can bring back the dead and have ominous coffins and pull swords out of nowhere. Even Ezra, previous conveyor of Weird Force Bullshit, seems to avoid them. So of course Thrawn thinks he’s finally won the Weird Force Bullshit arms race.

The thing he doesn’t realize is that Weird Force Bullshit is a spectrum, not a ranking system. He hasn’t even gotten to the teleporting fairy wolves or the dead owl goddess or the flashback dimension or whatever Luke is digging up on his Jedi archeology missions. Sorry Thrawn, it’s the GFFA, no one is safe from Weird Force Bullshit.

[apocalyp-tech-a]

There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead! TECH LIVES!!!

@eclec-tech 😂 @allmytechlivesandBBmutuals

[troythecatfish]