#now there are two of them

[medical-anon-whau]

@egrets-not-regrets @kit-williams

Pen Thief Alpharius update

You were correct when you mentioned that there would be more Alphariuses (Alpharii? Sneaky-Cheeky Astartes?) then the one I first met. I know this because there was Pen Thief Alpharius in the house with his bonded companion…

When I know for a fact that Pen Thief Alpharius was participating in one of the classes that we offer for lay-caretakers. The patient cheerfully interacted with Pen Thief Boogaloo as if the two of them were the same being.

Should… I… Should I ask if they know they have multiple Alpha Legionnaires with them? Are they being kept in the dark about this? From what the patient has told me, they've known at least one Pen Thief for most of their life. Would that cause more problems or increased aggression?

[dougielombax]

Okay.

This is gonna get nasty.

Parallels

Or

Seeing Patterns in Things that Aren’t There

Part 45

There Can Only be Two

Or

Mitosis

*sorry for the shitty image quality*

1. Farscape. Season 3. Infinite Impossibilities Part II: Icarus Abides (2001).

Thanks to some fuckery I can’t exactly recall, John Crichton is split into two versions of himself.

Two of him.

Speaks for itself.

2. Doctor Who: Journey’s end (2008).

Thanks to some regenerative fuckery and a severed hand, the ensuing biological MetaCrisis creates a half-human clone of the Tenth Doctor.

Doctor Who: The Almost People (2011)

Thanks to the Ganger cloning technology, a clone of the Eleventh Doctor is brought into existence.

Sadly he doesn’t last long. Poor bastard.

Doctor Who: The Giggle (2023).

Thanks to the occurrence of a bi-generation (an exceedingly rare and violent form of regeneration), the Fourteenth and the Fifteenth Doctors are able to exist at the same time as two separate people.

Fifteen eventually goes on to travel the universe as always, Fourteen settles down and lives with Donna Noble and her family.

Aside from that last instance, I’m not counting multi-Doctor stories. The last one just happens to be both.

[numahachi]

[tlmtwelve]

August 14, 2024: Waxer and Boil

[j-lo-ker]

Got so many jokes I see myself coming and going

[ikeharris128]

When you find out, that there are two fully painted movies:

[alwayschasingraiinbows]

Burrito blanket time

[appalachianmounta1n]

ADHD vibes

[maeamian]

Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.

They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.

So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.

[eastgaysian]

compiling a far from comprehensive list of palestinian fundraisers i'm aware of that are far from their goal (less than 25% raised) and/or stagnating. i will try to update this post at least every couple days - please check the op for updates.

if you can donate at least USD $15 (€14, CAD $20, kr160, £12) and dm me proof, i'll offer a colored sketch commission akin to these drawings (more details here). [EDIT: not accepting new donation comms at the moment until i've worked through my backlog; check back in a week or two!]

even if you're not able to donate that much or at all, please share, and follow the links to the fundraisers - there's much more important information for each one than i'm able to quickly compile into one list.

(created aug 2, updated aug 15)

Hazem Khalil (hazempalestine) - vouched for by bilal-salah0, who has been vetted - €6,015/50k (USD $6,556/$54.6k) raised to evacuate 7 family members

Mohammed Haboub (mohammedhaboubsblog) - shared by 90-ghost - kr85,347/300k (USD $8,108/$28.5k) raised to evacuate 4 family members, along with paying for rent and medical expenses - URGENT RENT + MEDICAL COSTS

Walid Al-Qatrawi (waled-family, waledps) - shared by 90-ghost, instagram - €2,164/€50k (USD $2,362/$54.6k) raised to evacuate a family of 5 with a child on the way - GOFUNDME HAD TO BE CLOSED, DONATIONS STAGNATING SEVERELY

Bilal Abed Rabou (bilalassadabedrabou) - verified by 90-ghost - €7,169/80k (USD $7,814/$87.3k) raised to evacuate a family of 3 + living and education expenses

Israa Alazaiza (isra-elazaiza, sarah-family) - verified #236 - CAD $5,480/48k (USD $3,946/$34,593) raised to evacuate 9 familly members - DONATIONS STAGNATING

Abdelmutei Al-Habil (abdelmutei) - verified by 90-ghost - €8,985/50k (USD $9,794/$54.6k) raised to evacuate 7 family members

Heba Al-Anqar (heba-baker) - shared by 90-ghost - €3,170/60k (USD $3,455/$65,499) raised to evacuate 7 family members + provide for living expenses - DONATIONS SLOWING DOWN

Salahaldin Hor (salahaldinhor) - shared by 90-ghost - €5,032/40k (USD $5,485/$43.6k) raised to evacuate 5 family members + medical and education expenses

Mohammed Atallah (mohammed-atallah) - shared by 90-ghost, organizer's instagram - €11,542/82k (USD $12,581/$89.5k) raised for a bone grafting procedure + rebuilding family home

Fatima Alanqar (fatma93-gaza) - shared by 90-ghost - €4,730/20k (USD $5,156/$21.8k) raised to support a family of 7

Mohammed Matar (matarmoh) - verified by el-shab-hussein - €1,119/€20,000 (USD $1,220/21.8k) raised to evacuate 5 family members, including a 6 month old baby daughter

Mohammed Iwais (mohdiwais) - shared by 90-ghost - kr156,227/500k (USD $14,842/$47.4k) raised to evacuate 10+ family members

Ahmed Abu Shammalah (ahmed8311) - verified by el-shab-hussein - €12,051/100k (USD $13,136/$109k) raised to evacuate 8 family members and provide living expenses - DONATIONS STAGNATING

Wafaa Resh (wafaaresh) - shared by 90-ghost, tiktok - €26,122/100k (USD $28,473/$109k) raised to support 15+ family members

Musab Abed (musababed) - shared by 90-ghost - £3,780/8k (USD $4,838/$8.7k) raised for living and education expenses

Fadi Zakkout (burningnightgiver) - shared by 90-ghost - CAD $10,310/50k (USD $7,423/$36k) raised to evacuate children who have been separated from their parents; their daughter Wafaa needs insulin

Malak Dader (malakabed) - verified by 90-ghost - €5,646/€25k (USD $6,154/$27.2k) raised to support a family of 6 with living and medical expenses + education

Shymaa Taiser (shymaafamily) - #141 - USD $10,878/$50k raised to reunite a father with his children in Gaza and provide for medical expenses

Yousef Hussein (adham-89) - shared by 90-ghost - USD $11,001/50k raised to evacuate 6 family members - DONATIONS STAGNATING

Sujoud Al-Sarsawi (sojid222) - #155 - CAD $10,587/45k (USD $7,623/$32.4k) raised for a single mother and her 3 children - DONATIONS STAGNATING SEVERELY

Siraj Abudayeh (siraj2024) - #219 - CAD $36,515/82k (USD $26,291/$59k) raised to rebuild a family home

[dougielombax]

“TWOOOOO TRUCKS!!!!!” - Father Jack Hackett.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Abby let’s Cassidy meet her FNAF movie friend!

[akanemnon]

I don't like this place. It's turning everyone edgy and sad.

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[astradella]

Siblings but in space

[marymunchkiin]

I fucking knew someone would point this shit out omg 🤣🤣

[paintedcrows]

Holiday Classics

Been thinking about Ford watching the 70s Animated Lord of the Rings Movies... (companion comic to this post!)