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officiant at sd!ghost & bs!reader’s wedding: speak now or forever hold your peace

bub: PRHADEMALABA

sd!ghost: i thought u were on my side

and soap has to get physically restrained from breathing during this time

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Something so so so devious about playing Simon back and how he breaks nonchalant and starts chalanting REAL quick. He’s your long term situationship and you caught another girl leaving her things at his place? No worries, talk over drinks. Just watch him try not to explode at the security says “here comes trouble” and the DJ is hugging you and asking how your mom is.

(Two can be ran through)

OH. i know that man is sick to his stomach. he'd quit talking to every link on his cracked phone expeditiously! omg yall having some hungover breakfast round the corner and here comes this guy who recognizes you in day old makeup, greasy hair and oversized sweats and he's like hey stranger, ain't text me in a minute~

next time you see him it's gon be on his mama's shirt 😔

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me trembling at the thought of writing something and having simon take off his mask and he's just not attractive. his looks are the kind you forget as soon as you look away. crooked nose, skin marred by scars and a general lack of care and lips that twist into a sneer more than even a sliver of a ㅤㅤ smile (revealing teeth that are far from perfect)

can't even say that what matters is on the inside because the inside is as bleak and uninviting as the outside. straight repellant.

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https://x.com/mik_d0/status/1879292419864395993?t=KrFbGLaf-Wnl_dDaJlJM4Q&s=19

TONIIIIII LOOK AT PRICE'S BACK MUSCLE

THE POST WAS DELETED NOOOOO!!!!!

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Thinking abt Paypig Simon and Paypig Johnny having the same mistress (is the correct term for this Mistress? Idk.) and not knowing abt it. Reader putting the two into her wishlist on several websites and adding stuff while they're away on missions. Like it's a competition. The two racing to find service so they can outdo the other random guy that's been added. Whoever buys more/spends more money gets praised while the other gets recked verbally. It's all over the phone with fake accounts so nobody knows who each other are.

it can be mistress, depends on the person. i went by that but a friend went by master 🤷🏻‍♀️

and ugh!!! they're biting their nails to the quick stressing over how long the next job's gonna be and price is just like ??? nothing new here boys but it falls on deaf ears cuz the wishlist looks a little longer than it did a few hours ago and they haven't gotten the chance to buy a thing yet

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getting ate out during some downtime somewhere that isn't ass biting cold and then realizing you hot-mic'd the whole thing 😌

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Comments “THATS MY GF IM HARD” under every thirst trap you post Soap vs snatches the phone out of your hand the second you step in front of a mirror with your hip popped Ghost.

soap "i come in her every night" mactavish v simon "only i am allowed to see this" riley

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Nips have been so sore lately its so annoying 😔 it hurts to move, what do i do toni

have you tried turning them off and on again?

got any ibuprofen around? idk bout yall but any ache anywhere has me darting to the medicine cabinet. im here for a good time not a long time.

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whats that meme of being facedeep in pec… i wanna face deep in ghost titty thats my comfort

this is me

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when I’m tired or late at night my brain will take shapes/figures and turn them into real or creepy things. Kind of like seeing a lump of clothes in your room that looks like a monster at night. That kind of thing. So when I tell you that circle of light in the window looked so much like a face when I saw it (even looked like Simon lol I don’t know) I FREAKED

i don't play with any of that lmao i'm a coward and if i thought i saw something i scrunch my eyes closed and turn over because no tf i didn't.

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i've been playing the last of us recently and i'm having thoughts of reader doing some scavenging, going from house to house trying to find anything that can be of use later only to end up cornered in a living room by a man in a mask who is as broad as the fridge with the fruit magnets in the kitchen and while you're thinking about how fast you're gonna have to be to get past this behemoth, he's already got the perfect house in mind to stuff you in and that little tyke of yours that's got you scrounging around in dangerous territory.

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Who would offer comfort tho?

my our angel. he'd be the best at it because to him, it's a double win. you no longer feel like shit which makes him happy and he gets to slide between your legs after too which makes him happy^2

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lmao I had the exact thought. Comfort and ghost do not correlate. But I get it

hes so the type to give you an awkward pat on the back then that same hand starts moving lower

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https://x.com/glitch__0666/status/1878617523735912591?s=46

You think him and Soap wax together? Not even baby smooth but some weird patterns? Big heart on the chest, stripes on the legs?

yes yes yes and they demand the same wax tech too (you) and the only reason you service them still is because even though they don't stop hitting on you, their tips alone can pay your rent and then some.

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i forgot just how tiring a school day is 😭 i’m not even a teacher im just adjacent toni why did i take this job

insert ghost to comfort blease 😭

i'm so sorry 🥲 but he'd be the exact opposite of comfort. overstimulated? tired of being needed? he's your weighted blanket from the moment you trudge through the door, pawing at your chest from under your work shirt.

oh, and he's hungry.

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had an experience recently that was very Soap™ coded- was hooking up with a guy and he was going down on me, started to squirm away a bit bc overstimulation, and he goes “no you don’t, this is the best pussy i’ve ever tasted” and hauled me back 🥵. did end up accidentally kicking him in the side because my leg spasmed but was still fun lol

IS WHAT IM TALMBOUT and soooo

soap coded ™️

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CAPTAIN JOHN PRICE | CALL OF DUTY WARZONE