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Which of the men would you have to tap out when kissing cause they just won’t stop. Like I’m talking two taps to the arm sir let me breathe plz

soap soap soap and he'll come while kissing

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Dad saw a kitty on the side of the highway and didn’t stop 😔

yall just out here with parents?

fr though when i read this all i could think of was that one tweet that's like kitten ima be honest daddy is about to kill himself lmao

and i'm sorry 😞

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he holds off on showering until he gets home bc he knows he can annoy reader into forcing him into the shower and they can share

will definitely tell you that you haven't showered either, he knows, so get in there.

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https://x.com/_dark_zoldyck_/status/1859149964896604572?s=46

Reminds me of that one college one-shot (no idea wtf it’s called) and it’s just Soap coming in from the gym, taking his rank shoes off and flopping on the couch without even taking a shower because he’s nasty

i 100% believe he'd lie on the bed post mohawk touch up and will take your pillow because it's firmer/fluffier.

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Pulls out because he likes seeing his come on you: Ghost

Pulls out because it's safer even with birth control: Gaz

Pulls out so you can swallow it: Nikolai

Who said anything about pulling out?: Price, Soap

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a fic being rated e and there's 0 smut or even lime is actually criminal

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https://x.com/desisanatani/status/1858564315193757893?s=46

Dare I say bull hybrid ghost?

that's one hefty bull jfc

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Is Bub allowed to scare Soap, Gaz and Price tho?

literally everyone else is fair game

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simon losing all cognitive thought at the sight of you in his gloves. maybe you'd put them on because they're just so comically large in comparison to your own hands or maybe you'd nabbed them from the laundry basket because you'd ran out of latex gloves for chores and those ratty things were the next best thing.

it doesn't matter why. while you look fantastic in his shirt, he thinks you look better naked and he doesn't see you wearing his sweater as marking territory because the darkened blotches on your neck are better for the job anyway but the gloves?

oh, he's hungry.

they're a prized possession; thoroughly worn, more than broken in, the white of the bones cracked and flaking off. no matter how many times they're thrown in the washer they continue to smell of cold steel and acrid petroleum, a life so harshly different from your own. the amount of times he's wiped the sweat with them, the blood-

oh if he hadn't a bit of a tongue tie, he would've swallowed it. (the cartilage he's felt crack and give between his gloved thumb and index- your eyes are so pretty when they creasen with worry. are you okay? not catching a cold, are you?)

of course you know not of the thoughts that fill his thickened skull and send all the blood he'd had pooling under his cheeks from the chilly weather straight to his cock. to you, he's as normal as ever. always quick to press his nose against your core, even faster to tug it to the side so he can eat his fill, tongue flick at your pearl, curl inside, until you're pulling him off of you by his shorn hair.

and if you hadn't noticed how he'd tugged the cuffs, made sure they stayed on while you grabbed onto the thick of his neck for dear life, oh well. it's of no consequence.

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yk those bros who jump out from behind a door for a prank? suggesting ghost is like that as a dad but he takes it a bit more serious to train up bub’s reflexes

and they're not allowed to do it to reader. it is a crime, it is illegal- punishable by death. they do it to each other and each other only. that should also help with the reflexes. gotta recognize the situation you're in fast. can't hesitate when it's an enemy but you can't attack innocents either yknow? grueling work.

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price putting us at the front row bc he can trust ghost to pay attention while staring at our ass but not us at ghosts ass 😢

lmaoooooo honestly!!!! i bet he gotta use two chairs to park that wagon like 🥴

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as someone who can’t cook i’d be mostly grateful for the inhalations

exactly my point. talented or not, down the hatch.

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Your Soulmate!John work just ripped out my heart!💔 And omg awkward supportive Ghost at the end 🥹

ah! i was in SUCH a heartbroken mood when i wrote it lmaooooo and for no reason! like my life was just fine at that point in time. i'd had more plans for ghostie boy because i had no intentions of giving us anything other than a bittersweet ending :)

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One of my favorite things that men do is flex their pecs. It's so simple but so entertaining, and i can't help but smile at it. I feel like Ghost would take full advantage of that fact.

oh oh oh yknow how some folk do that ass jiggling thing in bed for no reason yeah he'd do that with his pecs. like price has to snap his fingers to get your attention cuz ghost out here flexing subconsciously and pillowy male bosom's are your achilles heel.

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hi! ik it’s old but your mistress fic does femdom so well

hello! damn that is old 🥲 i pulled that out of my shallow pool of experience in that particular subject so i'm glad that you liked it!

ty for reading ❤️❤️❤️

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have to buy a second gingerbread house kit bc thing 1 and thing 2 decided to eat the first

all the decor pieces are gone and there was just too much gingerbread to eat so reader is left with the roof 😭

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omg is simon gonna be that dad who ambushes all the time

ambushing is for cowards! keeping it a stack idk what this means lmao