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Ok so boyfriend upgrade then…cool

yeah cuz if you lie like oh i'm taken he's just gonna slap you with a no you're not and now he's def losing his chance to wine and dine and rail you.

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Why does reader always have a boyfriend man just let me be a single loser for once plz 😔

because it's better when he purposefully doesn't care about your personal life and unless said bf is a big a tank as simon is, prepare to have a new boyfriend.

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I’m not surprised tho I did giggle a lil bit cause that’s just how he is-he’s an idiot

a down horrendously idiot ♥️

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simon being quid pro quo and you're like hey i live right down the hall, could i possibly get a tablespoon or two of salt from you?? hah, it's friday and i have no intention of going out tonight and he's just shrugs. "sure but in return i get to eat you", and nothing about the way he's looking at you has you thinking of cannibalism.

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It’s 11:54pm. my brother is now home from college. he announces his arrival to the whole house by having his suitcase bang down every step downstairs 😭

he can sleep with the dog in his kennel atp ✋ like you could've been asleep, that fool of a took

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speaking of of!reader x ps!simon... 👀🤲🏻

i'm very tempted to make it a one night with a fan but its a very well known in the AV community ghost who's come begging for crumbs of pussy

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I would then take that moment as a lesson to wear black pants cause I’m not having him ruining my jeans- they be expensive 😓

or naked. who is gonna walk into his garage??? soap nobody!

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Being in college is so great bc on my way to the lunch room I saw a random person cosplaying 09 ghost so I giggled and waved and showed him my soap keychain and my I heart ghost one and now I have his number and we're going on a date tomorrow?!??!?!

AYO??? AND ITS OG GHOST???

GET 👏🏽 IT 👏🏽

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Tbh in your sex worker/of! Reader, i like the reader being more desperate rather than ghost 🤭

desperate to get away lmfaoooo

ugh it would need to be one of those situations where it's a one night with reader as the fan and you're a bumbling flustered mess who's so achingly desperate to get folded like a lawn chair and fucked through his couch and he's just like that's nice sweetheart go drink some water first and he gets so pussy whipped after that he's breaking protocol and shooting you a text to come through on the weekend just so he can feel it around him again 😌

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When you wrote about reader having a mistletoe navel piercing, I took notice of how Soap wasn’t included anf ai got curious about his reaction to seeing it?😅😂

Just ignore this, if you dont feel like writing about this🫶

soap was in the tags but DONT. LET. HIM. KNOW. He's the type of bloke to throw a closed bag of mistletoes at you at full speed just to have a reason to shove his tongue down your throat and now you walking' around with a piercing???

until you're sobbing, next.

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I need mechanic ghost so bad it’s not even funny

No but the idea of being his little helper and giving him each tool as he works (and the occasional kiss/grope in between)

OH and he leaves a thick greasy handprint on your bum post arse grope and doesn't give one damn when you scold his ear off about how your jeans are now ruined and unwearable like ok?? go out there naked then??? confused as to what the problem is.

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don't yell at me but i'm kinda tempted to go further into sex worker reader having a one night with a fan trope and it's our regular old bitter ghost who cherishes nothing else in life other than your work (vids, pics, mags) and when he finally does show up because he forcefully took the winning ticket from the bloke whom he knows wouldn't be able to handle all of you in bed, you're torn between locking yourself up in the bathroom to call the police or simply risking breaking your ankles by hopping out the window because this is not your average maidenless porn addict.

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🫣🐻

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Just got a jumbo rice kripsies treat I’m boutta fuck this shit UP

that sounds like it's gonna hurt i wish you luck

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the guys having their usual poker night after a stressful job except this time nothing about it is casual. no one is drinking, price is missing his trademark cigar and they're all sitting up in their chairs and that's because ghost decided to up the stakes aka whoever wins gets you for the week.

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Old lady secretary cooing again about young love lmao

lmfaooooo omg her being the one that told price to pay attention he's not this dumb surely! his precious little secretary stopped bringing him muffins because he's been humoring that pretty girl and secretary is ✨ jealous ✨

if he wants his muffins back, kick ol girl to the curb. neow.

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Reader: HOW do you guys sleep on deployment without me

Ghoap: we don’t, duh

the way they sleep like logs when on leave is because their body is catching up on their much needed rest since they're finally home to paw on their favorite tit/arse cheek