#timkon imagine

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Tim: ..so that's the plan. Anyone got any questions?

Kon: *raises hand*

Tim: yes?

Kon: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Tim:

Kon:

Tim: no. You're all dismissed.

Kon: WAIT–

[axiliern]

some various timkons 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

ft me playing with them like toys

[frownyalfred]

Tim/Kon being a peak ship except every few days they realize they’re acting too much like Bruce and Clark and have to ditch the relationship until they can look at each other again without flinching.

[shortnsweetsposts]

Tim: I think I'm bi.

Stephanie: Which one?

Tim: What do you mean?

Bat!reader: Bisexual, bilingual, bipolar?

Damian: I know.

Damian: A bitch.

[arunneronthird]

drying ur friend who on all levels except physical is a wet cat

[hyperblue]

dick once took a photo of tim softly rocking his clone baby in his arms on one of those sleepless nights and when he showed it to him tim had to take a moment to restart his brain because he remembered a very similar looking photo of him with his mom

[mamawasatesttube]

no more "kon got his piercing by asking tim to use a kryptonite needle" (lies, straight up wrong, ignores the significance of kon's earring as a reclamation of his own bodily autonomy after being dehumanized to the point of being tagged like a lab mouse).

instead, if you want something about timkon and intimacy, listen. just picture tim "overthinker" drake in the jewelry store staring at two nearly-identical pairs of simple studs for a full 30 minutes as he tries to determine which would make a better gift for kon (he got overwhelmed by the novelty earrings rack. too many options). he knows why kon wears an earring instead of letting the piercing close up (kon likes the look, but moreover, it's about the fact that it's his body to do with as he likes). so picking the one kon would like best is important!!! he has to get it right!!! he needs to make sure kon has that special little smile on his face when he opens the gift box and understands how much thought tim put into it!!!

(coda: tim sees kon actually wearing an earring he bought him and runs into a mental blue screen of death, realizes he's staring, and then immediately climbs out the window.)

[somepinkthing]

Something something tim drake who has never been put first by anyone he's ever loved in his life being told he is not only kon's first but also his only robin..... for the only thing that kon cared abt to be the fact that tim felt wanted and treasured and important to someone....., that he didn't give a damn about how other ppl might feel about what he just said....... esp knowing that he literally had his home and title and dad ripped from him in the last year......

[magicpiano]

When Tim is 10 years old his parents force him to go to some boring party in Metropolis held by Lex Luther. This would have been relatively normal if he hadn't ended the night kidnapping rescuing a clone of superman he found when he was snooping in the basement.

The good news is Tim is literally the last person Lex would suspect of stealing his clone, so he doesn't come looking (at least for a while.) Also Tim's parents are barely home! So with Superboy's powers he can easily stay quiet and hide. The Drakes don't even notice someone else living in their home.

The bad news is Tim has no idea how to take care of a super powered clone with no life experience (or even a name) when he himself is still a child. But whatever, at ten he is old enough to raise himself, so surely he is old enough to raise his new friend too?

Something, something, hijinks ensue, Tim is adopted by the batfam early and Clark steps up to be a dad.

[brungeons-and-bragons]

Tired of love triangles? Don’t want a throuple for your character? I present to you the funniest fucking situation ever: the love recycling symbol!

It’s got everything you could ever need

-friends to lovers (classic)

-amicable divorce (hilarious)

-a new secret third thing of your ex and current partner being best friends (wow!)

Tired of the current dynamic your characters have? Rotate that shit again and see what happens!

It’s messy, it’s new, and it leaves no one left out from a strange new situation

[discowingsbian]

Bruce and Tim commiserating on the mortifying ordeal that is being carried by your Super

Bruce: unfortunately, I have yet to find a dignified solution to this problem, but I have narrowed it down to several of the least humiliating

Tim, recalling Kon throwing him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes: well at least yours is willing to work with you

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Kon tells Tim that he'll take him somewhere life-changing for their date and then brings Tim to therapy

[oookaline]

just thinking scary dog priviledge but its tim x kon vs red robin x superboy ig

like in civvies scary dog priviledge goes to Kon when someone is being just a bit too friendly with the Wayne kid

Or when he and Tim go to get some coffee and the bartender slips her number onto tims cup who gets picked up by Kon and thrown across the room in such a speed that you blink you miss but- is that coffee running down the window..?

Or in galas where Tim is charming some old ladies and entertaining their grandkids when suddenly they seem nervous for some reason so Tim turns around to see Kon standing behind him with the biggest smile ever just to turn back around and see that the girl/boy who was so willingly flirting with him earlier has gone pale and gave a quick goodbye, "Human disaster strikes again and fumbles badly-" "Shut it Meatsack-"

Or just walking in general, when Tim Drake isn't Tim Drake-Wayne and he doesnt have to wear gala smiles and expensive three piece suits so he's bundles in a hoodie and hunched and cluching his messenger bag like his lifeline depends on it; but to a passerby all they see is tired cat™ Tim Drake who looks delectable and- is that a monster behind him? (It's Kon who's making himseelf taller and puffing his muscles and making sure to hold intensive eye contact with every passerby who looks in Tim's direction with some kind of interest)

But when if their supersonas? Tim takes the scary dog priviledge to a new level.

They just saved some people from a collapsed building and some person is draping themselves all over superboy and exaggerating their hurt ankle. How do we know they're exaggerating? Well, purelly because Red Robin just appeared out of nowhere and slammed the head of his bo staff so hard on the ground near them that it made cracks on the concrete while makingg the pperson jump up and scurry away as well, ankle suddenly fine enough to move again. Red's excuse? "Oops. bug."

Patrolling toguether one night and people are asking for superboy's phottos and autographs and he laughs and smilles and poses and people question why he's alone while laughing and brushing their hands against his arms and he just cocks his head "alone?" and a presence is suddenly felt in the alley nearby and if you focus just enough you can see the outline of someone who absolutely looks and feels like they're planning a murder and everyone just respectfully tales a step back because what the fuck.

Or when they're either talking with new heroes/heroes who don't know them well and just get a bit too close to Kon and suddenly they feel a murderous aura around them just to look around and see Red Robin just staring them down with no smile on his face and they frown because surely this feeling is not becaause I feel threatened by a human out of all-

[magicalcreeks]

My fave timkon is them taking a long time to get together but they’re doing relationship things along the way.

[shortnsweetsposts]

*Tim smiling while texting*

Bat!reader: What are you doing?

Tim: *Stopped to look at bat!reader* Texting?

Bat!reader: Texting who?

Tim: My brother...?

Bat!reader:

[lucifers-favorite-child]

Kon after being lost in space for a week: Tim, I'm home! How's our kid-

Tim:

Kon:

Tim:

Kon: Where did you get a second baby?

Tim, who got scared two days into Kon being lost: ... You knew what I was like when you married me.