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Honestly I think itâs so funny that in the Marvel universe, when someoneâs really smart, they have like eight to twelve doctorates and they finished high school at age twelve.
And then over in the DC universe itâs like. This is Tim Drake. Heâs a genius. He keeps cloning his loved ones. He dropped out of highschool. Over there is Barry Allen. He can reverse engineer a spaceship in less than a minute. He is such a good chemist heâs still going to be known as the best chemist in 4,000 years. He has a bachelorâs degree.
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Batman being aggressively secretive towards the Justice League is one of my favorite tropes, but it gets INFINITELY funnier when you take the younger generations of heroes into consideration.
Barry Allen? He doesn't know shit about Batman, still partially convinced he's not human, still a little bit scared to talk to him. But Wally West? That's Nightwing's best friend. He's been around Dick since both of them were kids. He's had sleepovers at the manor since he was thirteen.
I just think it would be hilarious if all of the younger generations 100% know that Batman is Bruce Wayne. They've slept at the manor, some of them have taken various Batkids to school dances, they've been offered Alfred's cooking. And all because they've gotten close to at least one Batkid and said Batkid wore Bruce down until he let them reveal their identity. But all of them manage to keep this information from their mentors. Either purposefully or completely on accident.
Then you end up with a situation where the younger generations grow up and join the League and the older members Very Quickly realize that they seem a lot more comfortable with Batman than they should be.
#batman#comics#dc comics#justice league#batfamily#batfamily headcanons#justice league headcanon#headcanon#bruce wayne#nightwing#batkids#i think this is the funniest with the flashes#because Wally knows Dick and Bart knows Tim and Barry would just be in the dark
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I originally said this in a reblog but, picture this
Bruce Wayne gets invited by BuzzFeed to read thirst tweets. They are all from his Justice League coworkers.
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Bruce, in a completely monotonous voice: @Superman says: I wanna suck Bruce Wayne's soul out through his dick and spit it back in his face.
Bruce, with a completely straight face: Poetic
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Cue the batkids watching this video after its been uploaded and gone viral on Twitter: Remember when Uncle Supes wrote that tweet about you when he was stoned off his ass??
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Said video was further used as blackmail by Tim, Jason and Steph. Duke couldn't look him in the eye for a week straight. Damian is yet to understand why the kids at school keep making jokes about his dad.
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The Justice League will never live it down
#lol#bruce wayne#dc batman#batman#batfam#batfamily#dc comics#batman comics#dc universe#dc#justice league#justice leage of america#tim drake#tim drake wayne#red robin#jason todd#red hood#stephanie brown#dc spoiler#duke thomas#barbra gordon#damian wayne#robin#clark kent#superman#kal el#superbat#Y'all write some more potential tweets in the comments#Picture Barry Allen clowning every week#Oliver getting jealous he doesn't get thirst tweets written about him
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"My favourite superhero is Green Lantern!"
"My favourite is the Flash!"
"Mine is Robin!"
#dc comics#dc characters#green lantern#the flash#robin#ho boy let's see if i can get them all#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#stephanie brown#wally west#barry allen#jay garrick#bart allen#hal jordan#alan scott#guy gardner#john stewart#kyle rayner#simon baz#jo mullein#jessica cruz#*pants for breath before passing out*#yes i do appreciate the humour in using a Batman Beyond meme for this
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Marvel and the YJ
So, Marvel in the YJ. Heâs one of their den mothers and all that. So like, in this AU, and in fact in all of my posts so far, Billyâs kept it under wraps that heâs a kid. So, as a result, the YJ think heâs just this really cool big brother (dad (they just donât know it)) type of dude. Like heâs so nice. And heâs so nice to them especially. Like, he treats all of them the same way he treats adults. He doesnât doubt their abilities, and when they fail, heâs still there to encourage them to get back up and he doesnât even make them feel bad about it.
Like, the one time he was asked to spar with the YJ cause they wanted to for funsies I guess, he positively whooped their asses and somehow, someway found a way to still compliment their abilities, even if they didnât last that long because the battle was a little one-sided. To be fair though, they had asked him not to go easy, which he didnât. In the end, he got promptly scolded by Canary heavily when she found out he quite literally used Kid Flash as a rag doll and threw him at Aqualad. She said that the entire tape of him having a âfriendly sparâ with those kids, was essentially just him bullying them. To which Billy tried to defend himself by saying those kids were plenty capable. The defense didnât work.
Then, there was this time Kon mentioned he couldnât fly and Marvel offered him a lift. This somehow ended up with Marvel sort of T posing mid air as Kon and Robin hung on one arm, Artemis and Aqualad hung on the other arm, then Kid Flash held onto one leg while Mâgann held onto the other.
Flash: âWow.â *looking up at the YJ and Marvel* âThatâs⊠actually kinda majestic, not gonna lie.â
Superman: *also looking up at Marvel and the YJ* âIs it though? What if one of them falls?â
Flash: âEh. Iâm sure itâll be fine.â
Kid Flash proceeds to almost slip off and fall, which almost gives both the speedster and Kryptonian a heart attack. Thankfully, he catches himself by moving his feet really fast to boost himself back up. Worst part in their opinion is that Marvel didnât even seem to notice.
Then, there was the time Mâgann with Robin about something. Batman was also working nearby on a computer.
Mâgann: âHmm⊠We need advice.â
Robin!Tim: âWe need an adult.â
Batman: *keeping an ear out cause heâs always happy to help one of his kids*
Mâgann and Robin!Tim: *thinking before they speak up at the same time* âMarvel.â *they then both walk out of the room to find the Captain*
Batman: *a little upset that Tim did didnât come to him for help but also a lot more concerned as to why they thought Marvel was a suitable choice to ask for advice, especially considering the fact that just earlier that day, he had caught the man scribbling on one of the meeting tables like a 5th grader scribbling on their desk*
Contrary to what Bruce thought might happen (I.e. something going wrong) apparently Marvelâs advice wasnât too bad, seeing nothing had gone wrong yet. (He later found out that the two had asked for the best advice on how to incapacitate your enemy quickly. He found this out when he saw Tim throat punch a man. Said man went down almost immediately. When prodded for information for as to why he did that, he proudly proclaimed âCap taught meâ)
Also a little tidbit from the Marvel Cursing post about the YJ thinking that Marvel called one of them a dumb cunt. Courtesy to @helps-the-writing-brain-go
Billyâs recently noticed that the kids are acting funny. Though, he supposes itâs not a bad funny. If anything, whateverâs got them acting weird has got them doing better on missions, but still. Itâs weird. Whatâs weirder is that whenever he compliments them, they shine twice as brighter than they normally do. Whatâs even weirder than that is that whenever theyâve messed up recently they look twice as nervous. Speaking of which, this was one of the moments theyâve messed up.
Marvel: âSo⊠Uh- that didnât go so well.â
YJ: *obvious signs of anxiousness on some and subtle on others*
Marvel: âBut thatâs okay! But thatâs okay.â *trying his best to make the anxiety in them disappear* âWe just have to try to be better next time. Like, and I hate to say this, maybe try calling in an adult next time? Like me? I couldâve zoomed over and helped you guys.â
YJ: *look at each other*
Artemis: âWallyâs the one who said that we shouldnât call you in a try to do this on our own.â
Kid Flash: *dramatic gasp* âYou know why I said that! It wouldâve helped us all if Kaldur had tried to put the fires near the gas tanks out with his water powers!â
Aqualad: âI was busy being attacked by nearly five different people.â
YJ: *dissolve into arguing*
Marvel: âWait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wally what did you mean by it wouldâve helped you all? Me not being there wouldâve been good?â *confused*
YJ: *immediate silence*
Kon: âWally found out that you think one of us is dumb cunt.â
Kid Flash: âDude! You guys need to stop ratting me out!â
Marvel: âWhat.â *stares in befuddlement*
Mâgann: âAnd then he told us. So weâve been trying to think of ways to not be uh⊠dumb cunts.â
Marvel: *blinks rapidly* âAgain, what? Wally, where did you get this information from?â
Kid Flash: âWhen you were making cookies! I heard you say blah blah blah, what a dumb cunt.â
Marvel: *still staring in confusion*
Kid Flash: âThen, when I asked what you were talking about, Mary said you were talking about our performance on missions.â
Marvel: ââŠOkay. Iâm going to be completely honest with you. I donât remember a thing of what youâre talking about.â
Marvel then goes on to make a speech about how theyâre wonderful heroes who shouldnât let one personâs words guide them, especially in risky situations like a mission. He then told them that he was now going to stress bake and make some Minnesota cool whip, jello, fruit, not really salad, salad. (Courtesy to @jedipirateking) On the bright side though, the speech did leave the teens feeling better.
#billy batson#captain marvel dc#dc captain marvel#shazam#fawcett#fawcett city#fawcett comics#mâgann mâorzz#miss martian#kaldur'ahm#young justice#aqualad#kon el#konner kent#superboy#kon el superboy#kon el kent#conner kent#artemis crock#kid flash#wally west#tim drake#dc robin#superman#clark kent#the flash#barry allen#batman#bruce wayne
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I never really wanted the heroes to be in this but I thought this time it would be funny. You may or may not see them again idk yet
Part 6 master-post
#LMAO I HAVE MYSELF PISSING#Batman#batfam#batfamily#Jason Todd#dick grayson#tim drake#duke thomas#bruce wayne#Batman Twitter Au#twitter au#hal jordan#Barry Allen#Clark kent#Oliver queen#the flash#green lantern#Superman#green arrow
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dc characters as text posts (pt3)
#dc#dc comics#billy batson#dc captain marvel#dc shazam#shazam#john constantine#dick grayson#nightwing#discowing#tim drake#red robin#azrael#jean paul valley#black lantern#black lantern corps#red hood#jason todd#wonder girl#wonder woman#lizzie prince#flash#dc flash#barry allen#black canary#dinah lance#green arrow#oliver queen#zatanna zatara#green lantern
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she lost her youth, she lost her tony, now she's lost her mind!
#lyrics from copacabana by barry manilow#marble hornets#marble hornets fanart#masky#masky mh#hoody#hoody mh#skully#skully mh#not intended as ship art but idc if you take it that way#jay merrick#brian thomas#tim wright#mh#mh fanart#digital art#rebisrot
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||DC X SONIC!READER HEADCANNONS||
Summary: HEY?! A wild blue hedgehog thatâs as fast as flash?! WHAT THEâ
Sonic!reader who accidentally travels into a comic universe, dc as a choice and accidentally standing in the justice league HQ. âUhhh.. meow?â The hedgehog says with a shrug. Immediately the hedgehog is running as quick as the flash? Barry or Wally, whatever you think is the flash at the moment is trying to catch the damn hedgehog. But the hedgehog only thinks of this as a game! Smiling before feeling his legs get caught in a glowing yellow rope.
âState your business and name!â The lady with the lasso says holding the animal up. Sonic!reader spits the truth out by how he has accidentally traveled into this universe. The team didnât want to believe it, but you were still in the lasso of truth. So you were telling the truth. The hedgehog is already friends with flash, who wants to see how fast the hedgehog can do. And seeing how they both can do speed off and stop time while staying slow, yeah they both are downing food together.
Hal who literally makes fun of the quick hedgehog, that was before Sonic!reader took the ring off his finger so quick, flash laughed with the others. Batman only smiled a little before it quickly gone away.
Superman is gushing over how small the hedgehog is. He canât help but not take Sonic!reader seriously. Really he canât take the male hedgehog seriously because of how small and how funny and how they are determined to help people. Itâs adorable to the man of steel!
Wonder Woman who adore the small hedgehog as well, after learning the adventures Sonic!reader has done and fought during. Wonder Woman smiles at the hedgehog, Sonic!reader then tells about how they have a female friend that wields a hammer. Immediately Wonder Woman is sat down when Sonic!reader describes the hammer and how big it is. Now Wonder Woman needs to know lore.
Gotham villains hate to see Sonic!reader coming when literally next minute they are in jail or in the asylum. Literally poison ivy and Harley were ready for their plan to succeed. But when they took a step forward, they were already in the asylum with a hedgehog swinging cell keys playfully in a guard uniform. âAlready ahead of ya! Bye bye!â Then the blue hedgehog is gone.
The hedgehog being wrapped in a blanket like a baby because he got a bit tried when running. Clark is trying not to cry while holding the hedgehog. âClarkâŠgive me the hedgehog.â" Bruce tries to grab the hedgehog. But the super immediately flies away.
Sonic!reader Who does his idle animation whenever speeding away from danger, mocking them as he wags his finger. âGotta try harder than that!â
Catwoman having her whip around the blue hedgehog, having him hogtied. Sonic!reader is grumbling like the gremlin they are while catwoman, aka Selina is contacting Bruce. âBruce..I got a hedgehog that says heâs with you..â âsigh..here I come.â
Barry and Wally just watching Sonic!reader speed around, they laugh at how adorable and excited the house. They Wally speeds over to try and stop sonic!reader who got stuff in a box.
âThatâs so crash!â Bart says smiling at Sonic!reader who burned into a empty street with their speed. The fire shows a detailed chili dog. âI donât know what that means, but yeah!â Reader says smiling and high giving Bart.
Impulse who likes Sonic!reader like a brother. Always asking for races and who can shove most food, but honestly it makes impulse and the flash family kinda disappointed to see that you arenât really like them as you throw up. You eat for energy, they have to eat or else they die. Impulse still likes you treat you like you are part of the flash family, just like the flash does as well.
âYouâre too slow!â Sonic!reader says when speeding pass impulse, aka Bart. Bart smiles at this and zooms to catch up which his new brother figure.
Batfamily vs Flashfamily wanting custody over the small hedgehog.
Bruce just training and seeing how fast Sonic!reader is and his potentials before treating Sonic!reader like son he just picked up. (He basically did) Bruce seeing how childish and smart mouth he can be reminded him of one of his sons, so he just basically âadoptedâ this small hedgehog.
Dick is just not amused at another speedster, what he is amused that this so called âspeedsterâ is named Sonic and is fast like the flash. Reader just shows up in the manor holding up a chili dog with a goofy smile. âWant one? Itâs still hot.â Dick couldnât help but smile at the adorable hedgehog male and took the chili dog. Only he took the chili dog because he wanted to seem nice
Damian who couldnât care what you are and who you are. Thought he is amused by how quick you are to have the audacity to talk back to him. He found out your weakness and smirks every-time the face of the hedgehogâs face drops at the word âpool.
Tim basically being DR. Eggman for Sonic!reader but more chill and totally not a villian. Tim just wants to know how a hedgehog is talking and is fast like the flash. Maybe he would pull on your quills to get a sample
Jason just reading the hedgehog books, maybe even bringing a comic book to Sonic!readerâs liking as the hedgehog has an oversized shirt with a goofy ahh smile. âSup Jay!â Sonic!reader says with a smile. Jason just stays quiet and prays that he doesnât show cute aggression at this hedgehog ass motherfucker.
Sonic!reader who just relaxes in the Wayne manor, talking to Alfred who just freshly made him some chili dogs. Yeah reader can get use to this.
#sonic!reader#sonic x reader#dc x reader#dc x male reader#damian wayne#damian wayne x male reader#bruce wayne x male reader#dick grayson x male reader#sonic the hedgehog#sega sonic#jason todd x male reader#tim drake x male reader#wally west x male reader#barry allen x reader#hal jordan x reader#wonder woman x reader#bart allen x male reader#clark kent x male reader#harley quinn#posion ivy#catwoman#young Justice#justice league x male!reader#dc x y/n#batboys x reader#dc robin#dc#dick grayson#blue beetle#superman x male reader
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Bart Allen types at a speed so fast Tim had to get Waynetech to make him a phone that can keep up with him, because he broke the last three phones he had by overloading them with typing much too fast for them to handle. Heâs from the future, he didnât expect todayâs technology to be quite so fragile. The young justice groupchat looks something like:
-39492949 year old: GYSS YOKM RBCE BIEV WAHAF BAOPENED GO ME FK DAY J LOTERLALY WA FIBJFING GHIS GUG ANF LIKE HE WSS ?? YAKKJNG ABOJR SIM BE SAKD HE KNE U??
Red nuisance: ?? Are you talking to me?
Cassieeee: okay i don't even know what he's saying sorry
Knock off steel man (aluminum man?): Yeah no what the fuck?
This (to a lesser extent) extends to all the speedsters. As soon as this phone was developed, both Wally and Barry were gifted one by their respective Bat.
Barry now texts Hal faster than people can see during league meetings, making him try not to laugh every time his phone screen lights up.
Wally quotes memes the exact second they become popular, because of course these phones are capable of playing any video at 100x speed without distortion. It makes people think heâs brain rotted. He leans into it because it means people underestimate him. It pisses Dick off though, because he has to explain to people that yes, Wally still trains as much as the rest of him, no, heâs not slacking to watch TikTok, heâs just scrolled through the entire for you page in about a half minute.
#bart allen#barry allen#wally west#hal jordan#tim drake#cassie sandsmark#kon el#superboy#red robin#the flash#kid flash#dc impulse#dc#young justice#justice league#dick grayson#nightwing
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I like to think whenever someone tweets at captain marvel anything extreme or inappropriate, it's quickly dealt with before cap can see it, and billy is just left wondering what happened (just rambling a bit cause i like to see marvel/billy as well as his family/team being protected by others, even if they may/may not know marvel/billy is a kid)
Protection (PM4)
(Please ignore that I got the dates kinda wonky this time. whoops!)
I think this is the end of the Pig Migration storyline! Mostly cuz Iâm forcing myself to stop unless people are still interested in it lol.
Masterlist // First // Previous // Next
#fawcett tweets#pig migration#billy batson#captain marvel dc#dc#dcu#fake tweets#shazam#fawcett city#only in fawcett#dc universe#the flash#barry allen#red robin#tim drake#spoiler#spoiler dc#stephanie brown#green lantern#hal jordan#oracle#barbara gordon#batman#bruce wayne#batfam social media#batfam twitter
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Tim: Really? You donât think you pick favorites? At all?
Jason: No, I donât. You are all one collective thorn in my side. None of you can be my favorite because I hate you all.
Tim: I hear what youâre saying, itâs justââ
Jason: Youâre not hearing a damn thing. Let me put it simply, Replacement. This family means nothing to me. My presence here is temporary. You may still have delusions of one big happy family, but I know better than to get my hopes up.
Jason, holding Cass and Duke under his arms like duffel bags: Câmon, letâs get out of here.
#no one tell jason that this is exactly how Bruce acts with Barry and Clark#I donât think heâd be able to take it#tags time :3#chatterbox behavior#clownpunchers#jason todd#cassandra cain#duke thomas#tim drake#incorrect quotes#batfam
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I need Billy thinking heâs so great at hiding things (and he is) no one knows heâs like fucking eight but they are pretty sure he hates like half the league
Like I need Billy getting along with everyone but heâs kinda stiff around flash and Batman but itâs get worse after most of them have revealed their secret ids and the jls so confused
Billy 100% thought Batman had all these fucking gadgets bc he was like some high up government official and then he found out no Batmanâs just some rich guy and heâs like god no why is that worse
Batman just doesnât care (he does đ heâs so fucking offended esp bc Marvel used to call him Mr. Batman sir but also bc he thought itâd be easier to get marvels secret id and weaknesses) as long as it doesnât affect missions but Flash is kinda concerned bc âIâm pretty nice to himâŠdoes he think I donât like him?? Did I offend him?? Do speedsters like set off the magic balance or whatever??âÂ
They decide to pair up flash, Batman, and Captain Marvel to make sure their issues wonât affect team cohesion so after theyâre done rescuing these kids that got involved in some supervillains masterplan Batman and flash are doing the usual spiel of âthe laws exist for a reason,â âyou can trust the policeâ and âthereâs no good reason to turn to crimeâ
These kids want nothing to do with that shit and theyâre trying to edge away while making excuses âthank you sm!! But no this is so safe, I know this area so well! We can get home ourselves!â as soon as Batman starts asking about their parents so captain marvel just grabs Batman and flash and starts flying in the opposite direction âdo you see that?? No guys seriously look at this cool thing!!â and Batmanâs growling about âchildish to a degree thatâs entirely unprofessionalâ and âneedlessly endangering civilians, civilian children at that-!â and flash is trying to mediate but batman is shoving documents in his face âThey were runaways, they donât have anywhere to go and now theyâre on a hitlistâ the âyou fucking imbecileâ goes unsaid but they all hear it so marvel takes them back to villains lair and grabs a henchman at random and goes âThis guys a copâŠyou can check that with your fancy equipment, right??â and batman checks solely to prove him wrong but that guy is a cop and so are about 60% of the henchmen they took out then marvel goes âSo they wouldnât have been safe even if you took them to a hospital or child servicesâ
Before the id reveals thereâs a mission where the police are involved and flash mentions something about police protocol and marvel is so concerned bc âyouâre still undercover? How long have you been under cover dude??â and flash is confused bc âyou know Iâm not undercover right?? That is my actual real life day jobâ and no one believes him when he says marvel shot him the most disgusted look you can imagine and edged away from himÂ
Batman tries to hold a meeting to address how marvel deals with the police and it goes no where bc marvel is fucking menace and goes âdonât you do that too?? And technically Iâm also a vigilante soooâ and batman is scrambling to get the jls attention back like âmarvel hits cops 62% percent harder than other criminals and is 43% less friendly when interacting with the police in any capacityâ but they donât care bc they want to know why marvel considers himself a vigilanteÂ
They start letting Marvel be the one to approach children and notice that heâs advising them on how to make food last longer and maintain good hygiene while taking care of themselves and a jl members like hey wtf?? and Marvel says some bullshit about how âheâs lived many lives and not all of them were charmedâ and it gets back to cyborg who starts a rumor that he was dracula bc he canât believe marvel had the balls to look WW in the eyes and lie to her fucking face
#billy batson#dc captain marvel#batman#dc flash#bruce wayne#barry allen#justice league#dc comics#green arrow like pulls marvel aside and is like âweâre cool though right??â and Billy just kinda goes âđŹ âŠeat the richâ#yj calls billy timâs apprentice bc he lies to wonderwoman and tim lies to batman#billy and vic being friends is so fucking funny to me like yeah this is my all knowing godlike friend whoâs sometimes a baby#ACAB!billy batson
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Okay okay but consider possible batfam fic idea: Â
so Bruce is in an emergency justice league meeting that got called but because its taking place at night he has a comm on in his ear playing at a low volume because all of the batfam are out on patrol around gotham covering his patrol route for him and because you know B is a paranoid, overprotective fucker he just to make sure everything is going smoothly for his kids but he doesnât plan on actually letting them know heâs tapped into their network because he can already hear the lecture from Dick about trusting them to take care of the city. Â
So heâs listening to them quietly while also paying attention to Clark talking about some alien diplomacy issue and his kids are YAPPING away about the stupidest shit to one another cause they donât have B telling them off for âunprofessional unnecessary chatter while on patrolâ and  youâre getting a mix of all the dynamics between them all and the longer the meeting is going on the more Bâs eye is just TWITCHING because his Dad senses are just going hay wire and he is just here like âI cannot say anything in front of the league because they cannot know I have children cause I'm Batman and I work alone blah blah blahâ, usual brooding, but Damian and Tim are squabbling with one another about a rescue that took place an hour ago and Dick is challenging Jason to a parkour contest and Steph is challenging the Riddler to a riddle off with riddles she made up and have no answer just to piss him off and his dad sense is just like an alarm going off and then he just cant take it anymore cause Duke (pretend heâs on nightshift to make up for the man down or smth idk shh) says something like âI'm going to do my book report in the morning Richard leave me beâ even though Bruce KNOWS he isn't going to do it in the morning, this has happened before they have an AGREEMENT, a CONTRACT god damn it but they don't know Bruce is listening to the comms Duke just goes something like âits fine B won't even find out!â and Bruce just LOSES it there and then and just presses his comm and goes âNO. No, stfu all of you I am taking charge hereâ and he just starts going off on them all for the different things they were whining about like
âNo Signal, go and do your damn book report right now you are not going to be doing it in the morning you always say you will and you never wake up early enough to get it done so then you end up speed doing it in the car while nearly stress crying and I am cannot deal with that while running on 49 hours of no sleep so go and do it right this damn minute. I am TIRED, I am tired boy go. GO. I love you, goodnight.âÂ
âN go and unload the damn dishwasher. I asked you four. FOUR days ago to do it and A is not coming home until next week please I am begging you I have been drinking my coffee out of bowls and a straw for days now. Thank you, I love you goodnight.â Â
âRed Robin. Put the coffee down. No- I know its in your hand I can feel it. I can feel it in my BONES child you cannot hide from me, down. Now. Good. Get a piece of fruit and go to bed. No I don't give a fuck if- no. I don't care if the pentagon has laughably easy security to bypass right now it has been over 72 hours since you closed your eyes I WILL call A I will, Iâll do it right now. Iâm calling him right now- good okay goodnight. Iâm sending Dick to check on you to make sure youâre actually sleep. I love you too goodnightâ Â
âRobin I know you're there. Damn right go to bed, Titus can go with you yes you don't have to ask every night baby its going to be the same answer, I love you goodnight.âÂ
âHood and Spoiler stop trying to goad rogues into fighting each other and go home. Hood will you- thank you. Goodnight I love you both....no S I will not ask Ivy if sheâll make you real life lil shop of horrors plant to leave at your exâs house please stop asking. Goodnight.â Â Â
"C are you- I love you too."
And he just lets out this enormous, patented Dad sigh and looks up after a few moments and realizes the entire justice league is just watching him absolutely GOBSMACKED because oh my god how long has this been going on for?? because like what the fuck this was cold, calculated, âthey think he's actually a robotâ Batman, who just all of a sudden just went BOOM father mode is activated, this is a patriARCH, you know? Daddy bats alright. And he's just like, his facial expression doesn't so much as twitch but a light blush just appears on his entire face and then Clark is just like HEART EYES and Hal is just like HEARTEYES (??!!) and Barry is suddenly having a sexuality crisis because what the fuck is this, and Diana is just like, speechless but in love and he just mumbles after a few moments â...you can continue your speech Clark I apologize for my lapse in professionalismâ and Hal is just like âNAH MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE NOT BREEZING PAST THAT WHAT THE FUCK SPOOKY??â and then the entire situation just devolves in chaos. Â
#ithese are all kinda ooc but shhhh i live in a fishbowl#idk i just want tired single parent bruce doing his best with his chaotic gremlins#dont ask me what timeline this is in because i got nothing for yall#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#dc#dick grayson#batfam#stephanie brown#tim drake#damian wayne#clark kent#hal jordan#barry allen#diana prince#wonder woman#superman#green lantern#the flash#nightwing#red hood#robin#red robin#duke thomas#cassandra cain#superbat#batlantern#wonderbat#spoiler
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"*insert marvel character, usually Peter* in gotham!" WHY DO THE DC CHARACTERS NEVER GO TO THE MARVEL UNIVERSE.
Like I know 9/10 any dc crossover is more like a batman crossover even when it would be much more interesting to see it with any of the other hundreds of DC characters, but can we get some variation? Would it not be interesting to see how they handle NYC's numerous villains and vigilantes?
Just a thought...
#dc#marvel#dc x marvel#spiderman#peter parker#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#the spoiler#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#deadpool#johnny storm#steve rogers#frank castle#billy batson#kon el#barry allen#wally west#just naming some cool characters to include
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