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Hey, DC

Stop being cowards and just let them fuck already.

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Guess who's spending their third birthday in the last 10 years in a hospital emergency department?

This guy!

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Hey, hey! It's my birthday! And in true Fuck My Life fashion, I'm spending it dealing with a severely painful infection brought on by a ruptured hemorrhagic ovarian cyst (remember me having to take the ambulance to the hospital? Turns out I fainted because of blood loss.)

Want to help make today suck marginally less? If you have a few bucks to spare, you can toss them in my little tin cup and fund many lovely birthday treats, like:

An online grocery order so I can spend the next week curled up in bed whimpering in pain without having to go out and brave crowds

A new body pillow so my week in bed will be more comfortable

Cheese. Because cheese

A fun craft thing

Over the counter painkillers

More cheese?

This is obviously not any kind of an emergency. I just don't feel good and am mopey because I can't afford any little luxuries to make myself feel a tiny bit better.

Birthday wishes are also very welcome!

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Hey, hey! It's my birthday! And in true Fuck My Life fashion, I'm spending it dealing with a severely painful infection brought on by a ruptured hemorrhagic ovarian cyst (remember me having to take the ambulance to the hospital? Turns out I fainted because of blood loss.)

Want to help make today suck marginally less? If you have a few bucks to spare, you can toss them in my little tin cup and fund many lovely birthday treats, like:

An online grocery order so I can spend the next week curled up in bed whimpering in pain without having to go out and brave crowds

A new body pillow so my week in bed will be more comfortable

Cheese. Because cheese

A fun craft thing

Over the counter painkillers

More cheese?

This is obviously not any kind of an emergency. I just don't feel good and am mopey because I can't afford any little luxuries to make myself feel a tiny bit better.

Birthday wishes are also very welcome!

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they make me want to eat rocks

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Solitary bee houses, also called Bee Hotels because adorable, are basically a bunch of tubes in a structure that becomes a sort of apartment block for the bees. Each tube is like their studio apartment. While you can get a dozen or so bees living in the house, they're still solitary in the sense that they don't have a social structure like you'd see in a honey hive. They're all just doing their own thing.

The easiest way to make one of these is drilling holes into a block of non-pressure treated wood, and hanging it up somewhere close to flowering plants. The holes should be about half an inch in diameter. Those straws you see in the picture make it easy to clean and reuse the house every year. You just take them out and replace them with a new one.

Trying to learn more about the mud daubers in my bee house and all the search results are about getting rid of them 🔫🔫🔫

I don't WANT to get rid of them or kill their babies, I LOVE them and I want them to be HAPPY.

Anyway if you hang up a bee house (one of those structures with a bunch of tiny places for solitary bees to nest) you're going to attract a lot of animals that aren't bees, like wasps and beetles, because they also have solitary species who like the same things bees do. If you have a bunch of tubes for mason bees, you'll probably get mud dauber wasps too, and that is FINE. They're chill, mud daubers do not bother anyone unless you fuck with them first, just take a moment to appreciate nature and how many creatures you can help in such a small way.

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Okay let's see how interactive my followers are--I'm taking kiss requests. Rarepairs get priority but I'll take popular pairings into consideration. wlw, mlm, and wlm pairs are a-ok. DC and Mouthwashing are on the table of Course but I'll draw for anything as long as you include the character names and sources. Got it? Great! Go for it!

Comment here or get in my inbox @nopes-and-dreams to request kisses.

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think of me connorkyle version

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A heart warming family moment 💕💖💖

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I love how horses can look so majestic and so dorky from moment to moment

@_merilver_

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Backgrounds from BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES (1992)

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Duke and damian are best brothers. I will die on this hill

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Full view right here on Bluesky.

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wet beasts