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I’m sooooooo convinced focus are cooking something up and it has something to do with the bugbombs exploit
#lifesteal spoilers#sketchy.txt#🌀#idk bruh#like they vagued about spoke that one time#and the whole softlock thing that needed admins#and then the weirdness around 4c ban#they’re covering something up#and also I’m choosing to believe that there is a small bit of truth#from what spoke was saying yesterday#*someone* is going to end the server and he knows who#and the focus spoke vaguing#it really does feel like they at least *talked* to spoke about world-end-y things#they’re so suspicious#I think mainly I’m suspicious of them because of the covering up#like squiddo is omitting details for a reason#idk#I want something big so bad lolz!
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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)
#leverage#nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve#he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him#parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff#but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank#sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties#which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be#manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties#she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i#manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard#so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu#goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting
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A few more Freaky Friday au doodles, Dream is trying to keep up the act and Nightmare has been worn down
#UTDR#UTMV#Freaky Friday au#Nightmare sans#Dream sans#My Art#Neither of them are convincing but Dream is clinging to his act for dear life#Nightmare has done far too much people pleasing and is giving up#Luckily Blue is so incredibly chill and just rolls with it#The boys are pretty suspicious but they’re more worried than anything#Like boss did something happen? should we call someone??#I want to draw more but I have to sleep 😔#One more day of work and then I have some free time!!
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Whenever the news talks about the Adjuster:
#the adjuster#brian thompson#uhc ceo#uhc shooter#uhc#united healthcare#deny defend depose#luigi mangione#ngl I’m suspicious of hell of that claim#I’m like 90% sure they’re just saying it’s him so we don’t “lose faith in law enforcement” or smth#obviously it’s so we don’t think we can actually do anything about the hell hole we’re living in without consequences#I’m DEFINITELY NOT condoning murder of mass murderers btw#obviously#I mean who does that?#Couldn’t be me#Nope
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[jttw swk oc children] tried out giving them some new clothes but I dunno bout this one… 🤔
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#drawing them again because I love them#you Will Look 🔫#/threat#digital art#my art#journey to the west#jttw oc#jttw sun wukong#jttw au#original character#for those not aware these are my swk children ocs#they’re powerful but obviously not as much as their dad#I imagine they just have high ranking roles in his monkey army and defend huaguoshan while he’s off journeying#shooting comet and frozen river#my son tomato and his brother turnip#tomato was born first#I’m torn between making them twins or half brothers born at the exact same time#tomato’s actually very nice but other monkeys find it a bit hard to read him cuz he’s always making the monkey#face equivalent of killing intent face#turnip was born without eyes so he has no problem just letting em bangs hang#I imagine they were like toddlers when swk left and when he comes back he gets like two full grown adult demon monkeys thrown at him like#welcome back father!!! and he’s just befuddled standing there like who are you people 🗿#they have so many other half siblings I think#don’t ask me who their mothers are#I hc swk as on the aroace spec now but back when I first started getting into jttw I imagined he would have a lot of concubines#or willing partners at least - of both genders of course I’m not stupid#his advisors looking for him like where is dasheng??! 😨#meanwhile there’s a pile of babies with a suspicious tail peaking out from under them
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PART 1/2 - Storytime!
Once Upon A Time… Things were great! Until they weren’t. dun, dun, dun
Every great fictional world starts with a history lesson!
#Gerson is the resident Snowdin Shopkeeper!#i think this suits what im going for pretty well…#not a big long con comic#more a series of short stories#kinda like how Handplates started out???#They all will and DO have important lore in em though#god its gonna be hell not talking about all the silly forshadowing and little details I put in 😭😭😭#watch me post these here then lore dump on my main acc#AUGH IVE GOT SO MUCH PLANNED!!!#hope you tune in to see the development of captain bone and his side kick *TRAUMA*#btw I ALSO PROMISE THIS IS NOT JUST A SKELEBRO THING#they’re important#but so is basically every other main character!#theyll get their turn to BASK in the suspiciously *Delta Rune* shaped sun#storyshift#undertale storyshift au#undertale au#storyshift sk#Gerson Boom#Librarby#Short stories#short comics
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Jeanneil fake besties of all time. Kings of committing to the bit. Neil could say whatever and Jean would (rightfully) assume it’s part of a scheme to keep them alive and would corroborate immediately.
#aftg#all for the game#the sunshine court#tsc#tsc spoilers#Eli rambles#I want them to get caught in lies I want neil to make up outrageous stories for the press during his pro career and jean to unhesitatingly#yes-and it.#they’re going to have to be each others best men so the fbi doesn’t get suspicious and I just know Matt and Kevin and Cat are all fuming in#the corner#the long term effects of the fbi con are going to be so funny. imagine if you’re an exy fan and these two pros on different teams don’t#really interact much but then you find out they were both in the mafia and trauma bonded because of it. they were each others best men but#they haven’t been seen in public together in like three years
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Prompt 152
A child has interrupted a Gala in Gotham, which wouldn’t be too much of a note except the fact that they’re obviously not human and they have an armful of scrolls. And look incredibly frazzled and exhausted.
Which, who wouldn’t be confused and curious about such a situation? Except asking the child what they’re doing here only causes more questions.
“So some dimensions’ governments are deeming undead and ecto-contaminated living as non-sentient, so uhm, we’re getting sent to send out these warnings to people in places that are in danger of that. As like a warning in case their government does the same? I-I don’t know I’m just the messenger :(“
#prompts#dcxdp#dpxdc#Danny is Not the Ghost King#Danny & his siblings (& clones) are technically high in the Zone tho#But their mere presence isn’t as inherently destructive to the living world so#they’re acting like messengers & delivery persons at the moment#Bruce is suspicious but also incredibly concerned#Why yes DC america does have an equivalent of the anti-ecto acts in their laws#Not helped by the fact that No Man’s Land might be planned soon as part of it#Gotham at least got a warning that their government would probably turn against them so they were more prepared
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(semi future au) magolor needs to start asking questions before taking jobs
#i have extras for this but ill put them in a reblog#i know this guy looks suspiciously like max haltmann i just needed something simple and very obviously evil#magolor really got hired by the pringles man /j#kirbyposting#my art or something#quinn does comics#magolor#sailor dee#magosailor#this is ridiculous but i thought it would be funny#drawing the expressions was fun at least lol#obviously dreamland doesn’t have much of a ‘military’ but like what do you call the meta knights post romk? idk#i actually drew this a while ago but i got so hung up on that detail i put off posting it all this time#i just think they’re fun#tbh half of my reasoning for giving sailor the role they have is just that it’s fun to imagine them both as space pirates lol#i mean…they’re not space pirates but it’s close enough#semi future au
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You know what. I’ve realised a massive part of why I dislike tommy so much!
He’s a shape shifter.
Think about it for a moment. We know next to nothing about this dude because he just shifts into whatever role he needs to play for whomever he’s with. We know he was military but have zero context beyond that but it’s implied he was the ‘perfect’ soldier.
Under Gerrard he’s a bigoted misogynistic racist homophobe.
Gerrard leaves and he magically becomes someone who can fit in with the 118 under Bobby.
Leaves the 118 and we don’t know what he’s up to.
Reappears on the scene when the firefam show up at the hangar and becomes what they need him to be in that moment.
Is essentially actively pursuing Eddie but is quick to switch to buck when it’s clear he’s an easier target. Drops buck when bucks not ready with zero explanation but is happy to go along with what buck wants when he calls him.
Man doesn’t have a personality of his own because he just shifts into whatever he needs to be for whoever he needs to be it for.
#I have a slightly out there (ok very out there) theory that Tommy is actually under Ortiz’s control and that Gerrard is just a decoy#that Tommy is infiltrating the 118 to take them down#because Gerrard is too obvious he’s too panto villain#but Tommy - who appears back on the scene concienetly at the same time as Ortiz starts up her vendetta!!#he’s much better placed to create issues and problems that Gerrard is.#his shifting personality is suspicious to me because in all the begins episodes he was just going wherever the wind was blowing and has no#actual characteristics of his own - it was all words out in his mouth#do I think this is what they’re actually doing with mr plot device - not remotely!#he’s there for bucks arc and then he’ll be gone#but so I think it would be a fun and interesting thing to do with him - completely - but that would mean more screen time#and I’m getting as much as I can handle already!#anti tommy kinard#911 abc#911 speculation#sort of I guess#more me having a random theory that will come to nothing!#although he is a shape shifter - that part is not a wild specualtion!
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bro I hate when guys say anything about women's 'biological clock' like honey your sperm count is not gonna be the same either
NO SERIOUSLY…. I was so freaked out when he said that I was like no way this man is talking like this to me when I just graduated college like 2 seconds ago and have not seen much life at all and like want to be a doctor and actually foster my hobbies?????????? Before I think about raising someone’s spawn???????????????????
#I will say that the shift to conservatism in Gen z is very real and also a lot of people just lead#Boring lives#so to them the next step is having a baby#Like I also understand that some people really DO want kids that badly but when I see people#Who lead empty lives want a kid I get suspicious#When they’re young I mean like early mid 20s etc
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DPxDC Writing prompt: A new circus is in town appeared seemingly overnight, a circus of meta humans with red eyes and equally terrifying and wondrous acts. It’s suspicious as all hell and even more suspicious when Jason suddenly feels overwhelmingly compelled to join it when he sees the commercial for it on the TV. Seriously, where the hell did this ‘Circus Gothica’ even come from?
Ok hear me out; y’know in that one episode where we’re introduced to Freakshow and he brainwashes Danny but then it’s ok because he’s saved by his friends?
What if Sam and Tucker and been too late? If Danny had been successful taken?
What if no one believed Sam and Tucker when they said Danny had been kidnapped and he’s not a runaway?
And what if he’s been brainwashed for over 3 years while travelling in the Circus, the only people caring enough to find him being unable to do anything about it?
And what if Freakshow made the mistake of preforming in Gotham where the Bats dwelled? And where they’ll take a deeper look into the circus’s suspicious behaviour…
#dcxdp#this is just an excuse to have more sibling Danny & Jason#and an excuse to use Freakshow more as a villain#that fucker is TERRIFYING when you think about it#and creepy as all hell#I want to see him in more in fics during flashbacks#danny phantom#jason todd#Freakshow#circus au#I headcanon that Danny is somewhat more aware as the years go by but he’s still heavily under the influence#because he’s a halfa#and he got the werid biology#brainwashed au#idk what I’m doing with Jack and Maddie in this fic#bad parents?#i guess so#Jazz?#she’s going feral#same with Sam and Tucker#but they’re minors so they can’t do anything#Jazz can’t pinpoint and get to the circus in time whenever it stops#Danny is really edgy due to the orb’s influence so I can imagine if Jazz does get there in time that he’ll just dismiss her#or tell her to fuck off#look he’s been under the influence of the orb for years rn#give him a break#No one bats an eye at the REALLY suspicious stuff because of the orb’s influence or the circus just up and leaves before an investigation#seriously#it’s hard tracking a magical ghost train#and the ghosts working there overshadow the authorities whenever things get too heated
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men love to try and tee me up for their next relationship while they’re still dating their current gf and i am never interested. NEVER.
#i don’t even fuck w men like that#mind you i’ve told this man that i am NOT INTERESTED in dating SEVERAL TIMES when he’s asked ab my romantic life#but he’s saying some suspicious ass stuff#like today he was like ‘yeah and it’s hard bc i’m starting have feelings for….this isn’t about anyone in particular….others outside#the relationship. and it’s making me feel guilty’#and i’m like hm. um. okay.#and he’s being weirdly cryptic with me in the way men get when they think they’re being sly ab their feelings for you#😭😭#he’s texting me a bunch lately too like ‘you just really inspire me to be the best version of myself i can be’#and ‘i had a really bad week and i just wanted to thank you for being so kind and funny and awesome’#mind you i didn’t do anything out of ordinary for him#mind you he’s my coworker!!!#i see him every day!!#i’m not stupid idk 😭 you complain ab your gf to me and the shower me in praise like pls stop im uncomfortable 😭😭#i’ve already told him i don’t really want this dynamic with a coworker and he kinda just continues and idk what to do anymore!#like we work closely on everything!#he sits directly beside me in the office!#BLAH#cielo rambles!
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Just remembered that Will sat on the icebox in the van for the 30 hr ride back to Hawkins
#byler#stranger things#that willelmike dynamic in the van after the monologue needs to be studied under a microscope#like why couldn’t we see the aftermath of his monologue???#what happened??#when will sat on the icebox did el and mike look confused??#did they offer to leave room for him to sit there but he declined politely like no that’s okay…#followed by the next 30 hrs of awkward#I know the vibes were OFF#that’s the reason they only let us be confronted with them by the time they arrived in Hawkins#they needed to shift the mood to confusion about Hawkins’ state#bc they could not reveal what the vibes were like before that#no but the prospects of el hugging all of them after saving max#and it’s like emotional and they’re all so relieved she’s alive#but then shortly after that when they’re planning going back to Hawkins#she’s distant again#maybe it’s with everyone so they just brush it off as her needing time to process everything#but it’s still suspicious because…#why are things with her and mike still feeling very off#and then that’s when they’re getting into the van and then will just adds to the awkwardness even more by sitting on the icebox 😭#I also noticed 2 pillows on the backseat so it’s likely that’s where byler slept in s4 during their shenanigans#so I’m guessing that where el and mike slept while Will slept on the floor 😭#no but seriously they could not show any of that without giving it all away#the angst and heartbreak and confusion and regret would have been so loud 😅
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so like in college do u think ford always goes home for winter break…? he wanted to get away from home so bad, would he even want to spend the holidays there? if he decides not to, do u think fidd ever invites him to spend the holidays with his family instead? he asks ford how he usually celebrates hanukkah and tells his family they’ll be adding to their holiday plans this year?
#i feel like fidd’s definitely got a close family#and like they’re religious but i’d imagine they’d love to get to know a friend of fidd’s and would be happy to change traditions that year#some of his family might get suspicious of the nature of their relationship (as a religiously homophobic family may do)#but in college they haven’t actually gotten together because. well. they can pine after each other and have many Almost moments but…#it was in fact the 70s and they were in fact not raised to be self accepting when it comes to liking men#anyway.#this’s turning into a discussion about them being closeted my bad#MY POINT IS !!!!!#fidd invites ford to spend the holidays with him and ford accepts#and he’s touched that fidd makes sure to include him and celebrate with him#so fidd experiences hanukkah for the first time and ford experiences christmas for the first time#gravity falls#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#ford²#fiddlesix#heyyyy… ahaha#just thinkign about them being able to spend holidays together ahgggk#having visions of that time they made snowmen of each other and fidd made him handmade gifts#😇😇😇
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realized that part of the reason the charmed au brainworms are getting to me is that this is? the first time? I’m writing a long fic where they are in love from the start? Like don’t get me wrong they’ve got so much to figure out and it’s def still a slow burn but these women will be YEARNING from chapter 3 onward
#chapter three bc that’s when Nancy shows up#ronance#they’re just so *dreamy sigh*#I outlined a scene last night where Nancy is like ‘Robin is blatantly lying that’s suspicious’#and then robin looks at her pleadingly and Nancy sighs and says ‘oh well I guess she can lie a little’#charmed au#writing things#th fun dynamic of two people very willing to break rules to do the right thing#only to end up in situations where they have to break each other’s rules#it’s called Tension#I’m so hyped this is gonna be so fun#if only it wasn’t also SO LONG
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