#yes-and it.
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johnconstantinesdick · 10 months ago
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Jeanneil fake besties of all time. Kings of committing to the bit. Neil could say whatever and Jean would (rightfully) assume it’s part of a scheme to keep them alive and would corroborate immediately.
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lieutenant-sarcastic · 2 months ago
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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage
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mallalada · 3 months ago
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the voice of the devil
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fl3a-bag · 4 months ago
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It’s their greatest invention as of yet
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bloodbending · 3 months ago
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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again
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goldensunset · 5 months ago
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you! tumblr user!
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planefood · 5 months ago
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When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT
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irate-iguana · 1 month ago
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Yesterday night, I asked my parents to remind me to return The Terror (2018) to the video rental store. This morning I woke up to two — momentarily confusing and concerning — text notifications:
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yesornopolls · 4 months ago
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do you think you could take a vampire?
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noodles-and-tea · 7 months ago
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Last one from the archives
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some-pers0n · 1 year ago
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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery
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nutmargaret · 11 days ago
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macarons
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I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.
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dashcon-two · 8 months ago
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Prepare yourself.
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noodles-07 · 4 months ago
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to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying
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