Call me Bee or Romeo! he/they/bug pronouns. Asks are always open! I'm queer as hell. You are wecome here, as long as you're not an asshole. title from Love Run by The Amazing Devil. I don't do tag or reblog games. Pro-ED/Thinspo blogs DNI
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look, if i catch sight of a mutual's unfortunately popular post in the wild dragging their flailing body behind it, i am obligated to smack that pony's ass and send them for another round of the pasture. i'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but it's in my contract
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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
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"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions
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you used to be able to play games on cartoonnetwork.com . . . now every company's website wants to give you spyware and spread corporate propaganda but I REMEMBER when you could play a BEN 10 adventure game in-browser without so much as giving away your e-mail. people's heads should be on pikes for this
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listening to hamilton and I just had the most cringe thought of my LIFE somebody should make an animatic of washington on your side for the current. gestures vaguely. situation. I mean "this immigrant isn't somebody we chose" something something elon musk the connections just draw themselves
#so he's cut the efficiency of government wanst the trouble with much of the campain effeciency or smth idk I just work here#do you ever have a Thought that wont go away til you express it bc this is that#I may be cringe but I am free. or wahtever#this is the kind of post oyu'd normally get at one am when I'm half delirious consider it the midday special
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it's really such an experience to go from "oh this is really cool wow" to "aw man i like this so much i need to eat glass about it" i cant even pinpoint when it happened
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overheard these two guys talking and they're like. very obviously cowboys and one of them goes "man when I was young I used to think everyone had horses I didn't even know there were ppl w/o horses" and the other one goes "shows how horseified we are"
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do you have malocclusion?
Malocclusion refers to a misalignment of the teeth and jaws, resulting in an improper bite.
#used to#shoutout to my miracle workers of an orthodontic team#teeth were so bad I used to not be able to bite into an apple properly
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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain
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