Call me Bee or Romeo! he/they/bug pronouns. Asks are always open! I'm queer as hell. You are wecome here, as long as you're not an asshole. title from Love Run by The Amazing Devil. I don't do tag or reblog games. Pro-ED/Thinspo blogs DNI
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please fucking watch this because i've been hyperventilating trying to not laugh so hard at it i wake my fucking spouse up
#PFFT#the one time the subtitles are wrong being turning ''fuck out of here'' to ''begone with you'' is HILARIOUS#also I love this genre of video of person in full attire talking in character in front of their obviously modern living room and lamp#/gen I find it beautiful and hilarious
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ancient greek trans girl who is still painfully oblvious to her true gender: yeah man it was so weird, i stumbled upon artemis bathing in the woods and i thought oh great now im gonna get turned into a stag this sucks, but instead she let me go lol isn't that so weird? she even asked if i wanted to join up with her hunters haha which is like so weird because only girls are allowed to join right? so weird lmao
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burying your face in warm laundry fresh out of the dryer my beloved
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Amazon AND Starbucks workers on strike?? solidarity summer carrying over into worker’s power winter???
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#how can you say that looks like shit it’s a beautiful and humbling reminder that we are not the only ones floating in this big old fish tank#that we call a solar system
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Not to be a pretentious asshole but yes there is a problem with people no longer reading the classics. A lot of the YA literature romance novel crowd perpetuates the myth that the classics are inherently boring and stuffy and there’s nothing you can relate to or learn by reading them. And they’re not. These beautiful universal things we enjoy, comedy, romance, tragedy, family strife, they’re still so ponient centuries after they’re written.
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What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what
#robert macintosh#never heard of him but apparently he was the first professor of anaesthetics outside the United States#so good for him#damn and he lived to 91 my man was born in 1897 and died in 1989 that's impressive as fuck#HE WAS KNIGHTED !!!!!#I love learning about people
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my wife has shingled her gingerbread house with peanut butter and cheezits
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my most boomer ass take is that i hate when i unmute a video of a cat and its just the most obnoxiously loud pop music playing over it. bro put that shit away i'm here to listen to your cat. i wanna hear what he has to say.
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the menswear guy added mr beast to his kill count
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we have GOT to find a way to make mental health medication taste better. I swear that the day we figure out how to make antidepressants in fun shaped fruit flavored chewy gummy format will be the day depression rates plummet. don’t quote me on that
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“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually
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the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it
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I’m actually remarkably chill considering I’m consistently under the spells of many wizards
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Men’s 38-in-one night time sickness cold & flu shampoo & conditioner toothpaste and mouthwash combo (plus nourishing skin formula with hydrating aloe)
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Someone didn’t stop at a 4-way intersection and I was given such a fantastic opportunity to honk at this guy as much as I wanted to. I kept honking and honking and honking. Like 8 times I honked at this guy. At least 12-20 seconds of nothing but pure, pure horn. Also I was the only other guy at the intersection. It was my private little show.
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