#yes this is real

[dashcon-two]

Prepare yourself.

[rockymountainqueen2]

From this -

This post is mostly for those who don't want to have to click on the link in order to read the entirety of The Owl House's series bible.

[sirfrogsworth]

Silly me. I would have said GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL.

Had no idea the power of onion feet.

[quinnhills]

with performances by Joe Hills, Ray Duncan, Evi, Kate McGunagle, and more

I'm turning 35 that day. Seemed like a good day to do a show.

I'll be playing a full set of new songs and will bring folks onstage to join me or do their own thing

It's an all ages venue! $10 cash at the door

Tell everyone you know. See ya then :)

[shinobicyrus]

Was minding my own business today when my brain suddenly recalled a history text I read years ago back in college describing homosexuality in medieval monasteries. Being an isolated population of entirely men comprised of the cast-off and spare sons of local lords and nobles, it was not uncommon for the monks to rampantly bugger the hell out of each other.

Then, in a display of rules-lawyering that medieval monks were infamous for, the monks would Confess their recent “sins” to their lover so they could Absolve each other. That way, they could walk around with a spiritually clean slate until the next time they got together with the hot monk in the next cell over and “sinned” again. Genius. Outstanding. Gaming the system. No notes.

[ghoul--chan]

I was reminded of this comic. Which mind you is official OoT promotional material. So now you all have to live with the fact Time would unironically say Groovy.

This is so 90's it hurts.

[chongoblog]

BTW INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT MONKEY BALL UPDATE

DOLE IS BACK BITCHES

[glutko]

My Nendoroid son who I love!

[tyanis]

...anyway, Resident Evil Stage Play.

[defire]

Painful/bad caretaking ideas

Content: very mild gore

(sometimes you don't have what you need or you are STUPID)

(plenty of wives tale type things)

Saltwater bath for cleaning wounds (stings)

I read that you can pee on wounds to clean them (DON'T) but it's a real myth out there (stings, infections)

Whumper that just uses myths for painful "treatment"--"some ammonia in the eyes should fix that defiance!" (Blindness? Burning)

Alcohol on wounds (stings and burns, can make it worse by drying it out)

Cutting away infected skin (you have to cut into the good skin a bit and it feels like ripping it off)

Pulling out the arrow

Stitches obviously but you can also use a good 'ol stapler <.<

"Tonic" for sickness (jalapenos and garlic soaked in vinegar for 3 weeks, or whatever horror you can come up with) (causes stomach pain)

Wormwood. For anything. It's so bitter it brings tears to your eyes (lots of side effects if you have too much)

(yes these are all real)

[jesusdeadbeatdaughter]

Internet gem

[dashcon-two]

Our First Confirmed Event!

Hi all!

We are SO excited to announce a couple of great pieces of DashCon 2 news!! In between clownposting we’ve been working hard in the wings to make DashCon 2 a success. 

First up, we’d like to unveil DashCon 2’s first confirmed piece of programming! The team is very proud to announce that we are partnering with LVLUP GAMES, a wonderful GTA board gaming café, to host an all-day games room! They’ll be running a board game library with tables aplenty. For the TTRPGers - bring your dice! You might meet some like-minded folks interested in snagging a table for a one-shot.

LVLUP Games has been a great meeting space for hobbyists in Mississauga for years now. (We can’t tell you how many of our friends head there every week for their MTG Nights and miniature painting sessions.) Definitely go and give them some love - and tell them we sent you! We’re so grateful to be partnering with them.

We've had some technical difficulties with our newsletter in the past few weeks, and we're sorry about the lack of updates. Please let us know if you see our most recent newsletter in your inbox!

[rockymountainqueen2]

From The Owl House pitch bible - https://web.archive.org/web/20240425221922/https://litter.catbox.moe/581x55.pdf

[peligrosapopagain]

The power of love and friendship. Fc Barcelona

[t4tails]

its come to my attention some of yall have not seen the track list for taylor swifts new "tortured poet" album

[fraudulent-cheese]

hey camning enjoyers, here's some food