#strange aeons

[dashcon-two]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES: THE MUPPET JOKER AT DASHCON 2

(also tickets tomorrow and wristband mailout)

You may know him as the spectre in the corner of your eye, the darkest voice buried in your subconscious mind, the muppet, the joker, or even a beloved mutual, but Dashcon 2 is proud to announce the Croaker as our latest guest! 

Renowned online for their unique writing and a passion for all things Kermit and Joker, the Croaker is a beloved tumblrina to many hellsite locals. Though that’s not to say they haven’t made their fair share of enemies, and we fear a strange confrontation may be brewing.

You can peruse the depths of their sick and twisted mind @the-muppet-joker, if you dare. 

Also tickets are on sale tomorrow at 9AM EST. Admission is $35 CAD before tax.

Wristband Mailout

Since DashCon 2 is only one day, it would be a shame to spend hours stuck in a long line trying to get in. So for $7 CAD you can have up to 10 admissions wristbands mailed to you before the con. We encourage you to buddy up with your friends and buy your admissions together in one order to save on fees (and save us the time using our meat hands to shove them in an envelope). 

Up your mailout fee to $10 to have a DashCon 2 merch sticker mailed with them!

For more information on wristband mailout, visit our website (https://www.dashcontwo.com/admissions/)!

[unmask-strange-aeons]

strange aeons does not work in healthcare

I refuse to anknowledge the Propaganda as real, also maybe Strange does work in HealthCare how could we know?

[gentlemenprefergirlbloggers]

Tumblr halloween costume idea UwU

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Strange aeons was teaching a class about cat food. I remember most of the class remarkably well, but the one line that will not leave my mind is “ham is a type of domesticated politician that we hunt for sport”.

[box-dwelling]

The James somerton stuff is so wild. It feels like an old tale of internet drama from the live journal days or something. I feel like I should be listening to strange aeons talk about it in the past tense not like a thing I should be living through with all the names being recognisable YouTubers I watch instead of some obscure harry potter reference.

[emoghostboy666]

Guys it's Dashcon's Birthday

Happy Birthday Dashcon

[w-i-n-l-l-i-f-o-r]

Duel in the DashCon ballpit, Illustrated - 2024

[women-in-autistem]

A very shitty fancam my friend requested I make of the delightful cats of Strange Aeons

[faerie-punk]

Every new strange aeons video introduces me to new inconceivable horrors

[strange-aeons]

[pakau]

@strange-aeons and @the-muppet-joker duking it out.

[youroldpalsteph]

"Inside the twisted spine" c. 2024

Based on this post by @unmask-strange-aeons

Ps I believe you!! I see you!!

[unmask-strange-aeons]

incase they dleete it later

Its all propagnda.

[into-the-pit]

Time: July 2025.

Place: Dashcon 2

Two forces of personality are colliding.

Noodle strikes noodle, thwack!

Sweat pours down Strange, beads trickle past her iconic hexagonal glasses.

Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!

Three direct hits to her legs, she feels herself buckling.

On the verge of collapse.

Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!

She can’t handle much more, Joker is unrelenting.

With her last bit of strength Strange stares deep into Joker’s eyes.

FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!

Time: July 2024.

Place: Deep within Strange’s mind.

“Prepare for my Muppet Face and Joker Smile, Strange. You will taste my blade. And my hooves I mean feet for when I kick you into orbit. I accept your Ballpit Duel…”

Ceaseless diabolical chuckling…

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Part 1 - The Duel (You are here)

Part 2 - Within Our Mind

Part 3 - Reality

Part 4 - Deja Vu

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was on a date with Gerard Way and we ate cheese. Specifically, the cheese strange aeons had at the start of her Bethany rage video (which after watching the video gives my dream more implications). This is the most tumblr worthy dream I have had. 

[januscorner]

Queer YouTubers That Don’t Suck:

So after all the horrible stuff with James Somerton you might want queer video essayists who aren’t like that. Here are some of my favorites along with my favorite videos of their’s

STRANGE ÆONS - History of Queer Women’s Symbols

Spacey Aces - Asexual Imposterism | Am I Fake?

Rainbott - Why are all Cryptids queer icons?

Lily Simpson - The Trans Boy Meets World Episode

Hana Hyperfixates - Gravity Falls and LGBTQ+ subtext: Decoding the Queercoding

Rowan Ellis - The Tedious Repetition of Coming Out Movies

Oakwyrm - A Delightful Dead End

Jessica Kellgren-Fozard - Are You a Butch, a Femme, or a Stem?

Dreamsounds - Boy Bands & Queer Feelings