#strange aeons

[unmask-strange-aeons]

Now this picture...

Statement from Strange Aeons: She does not own any flannel pajama pants as far as she can remember.

Which... they could be Kristins, just saying.

Also those fingernails, 3 days before this picture came out Strange released her Omegaverse Video and what do we see there... unpolished finger nails. Also those are her hands like... look at them.

So yes the resamblance is uncanny, of those hands that is.

Heh... the resemblance is uncanny

[kabobroaster]

I not only believe that @strange-aeons is @the-muppet-joker but also @unmask-strange-aeons

I believe that teya is everyone in this, in fact I’ll take it a step further. I believe that strange aeons was ms. Scribe and the leader of the Portland polycule from Hell. She is the reincarnation of all the gay nuns and she is coming for our kneecaps. She wrote the big book of lesbian horse stories. How did she do all this? Well she used her ultimate ability. And this ability was called: The Mind Hole. Obviously teya was the author of my immortal because she astral projected into her brain that’s why she knows so much my immortal lore. The Strangeverse is just a long con where she takes different internet dramas and weaves them into her web of mythology. She named her son Thursday which is because of out of touch Thursday. Out of touch Thursday is about anime girls of questionable age dancing. Girls of questionable age links back to onision. Onision books were her launch to stardom. She reviews books guess what is a book Satan was a lesbian. Teya is a lesbian. Satan is the father of lies. Teya is father strange. AN ANNIGRAM OF FATHER STRANGE Is Fat Green Trash! Who’s green that we know of? The croaker!!!!!!!! Proof!

[gentlemenprefergirlbloggers]

Tumblr halloween costume idea UwU

[box-dwelling]

The James somerton stuff is so wild. It feels like an old tale of internet drama from the live journal days or something. I feel like I should be listening to strange aeons talk about it in the past tense not like a thing I should be living through with all the names being recognisable YouTubers I watch instead of some obscure harry potter reference.

[emoghostboy666]

Guys it's Dashcon's Birthday

Happy Birthday Dashcon

[w-i-n-l-l-i-f-o-r]

Duel in the DashCon ballpit, Illustrated - 2024

[library-faery]

Every new strange aeons video introduces me to new inconceivable horrors

[strange-aeons]

[pakau]

@strange-aeons and @the-muppet-joker duking it out.

[youroldpalsteph]

"Inside the twisted spine" c. 2024

Based on this post by @unmask-strange-aeons

[into-the-pit]

Time: July 2025.

Place: Dashcon 2

Two forces of personality are colliding.

Noodle strikes noodle, thwack!

Sweat pours down Strange, beads trickle past her iconic hexagonal glasses.

Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!

Three direct hits to her legs, she feels herself buckling.

On the verge of collapse.

Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!

She can’t handle much more, Joker is unrelenting.

With her last bit of strength Strange stares deep into Joker’s eyes.

FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!

Time: July 2024.

Place: Deep within Strange’s mind.

“Prepare for my Muppet Face and Joker Smile, Strange. You will taste my blade. And my hooves I mean feet for when I kick you into orbit. I accept your Ballpit Duel…”

Ceaseless diabolical chuckling…

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Part 1 - The Duel (You are here)

Part 2 - Within Our Mind

Part 3 - Reality

Part 4 - Deja Vu

[januscorner]

Queer YouTubers That Don’t Suck:

So after all the horrible stuff with James Somerton you might want queer video essayists who aren’t like that. Here are some of my favorites along with my favorite videos of their’s

STRANGE ÆONS - History of Queer Women’s Symbols

Spacey Aces - Asexual Imposterism | Am I Fake?

Rainbott - Why are all Cryptids queer icons?

Lily Simpson - The Trans Boy Meets World Episode

Hana Hyperfixates - Gravity Falls and LGBTQ+ subtext: Decoding the Queercoding

Rowan Ellis - The Tedious Repetition of Coming Out Movies

Oakwyrm - A Delightful Dead End

Jessica Kellgren-Fozard - Are You a Butch, a Femme, or a Stem?

Dreamsounds - Boy Bands & Queer Feelings

[edward-cullens-ice-pp]

teya aka @strange-aeons announced dashcon 2 at the end of a 2 hour video about the disaster of dashcon and i’ve got to say…

when do we register?

[unmask-strange-aeons]

THEY ARE THE SAME STRANGE AEONS IS THE MUPPET JOKER

[muppetjokernumbersixtyninefan]

Tonight.

Tonight I will attempt to shift and battle Strange Aeons in the astral plane, in order to counteract the demonic forces she has summoned to besiege Mr. Croaker. I have been studying her content for the past few days to learn how she attacks, and I believe I have identified a weak point in her facade. Wish me luck, my brothers. If I do not return, you should assume I have been slain. Do not weep for me if this should occur- it would be an honor to go out fighting for our cause.

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

There is a youtube video about the polycule situation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRIMb3PTrS0

The Portland Polycule Commune Cult video has arrived, everyone brace for impact