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The belivers shall protect the ball pit.

I PISSED IN THE DASHCON BALLPIT

AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN.

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Father strange picmix blingee :)

I literally looked for ages for transparent pngs of the binguses but i never found any so. I made them myself. in mspaint.

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Intersting... also what if she just did the emo curse set up but didnt curse herself... maybe this too is but promotion for "the dashcon2 battle?

Hope she brings that muppet joker puppet to dashcon2... maybe thats "the battle".

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Strange, did you expirence any disconcerting body sensations today? I'm asking for no reason at all.

@the-muppet-joker have u experienced any disconcerting bodily sensations today. Asking for no reason.

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I do not know much about the religion of emo, but do emo curses count if you curse yourself?

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This is the funniest thing ever.

When I was in 8th grade my friend had this app where you could put in a picture and it would add randomly generated text to create memes. Those painfully 2010s top text / bottom text memes. and i remember getting so mad at her when we were at camp for doing it with really bad pictures of me. it's been 13 years and i haven't spoken to her in 7 and i've changed my mind this is actually the funniest thing i've ever seen

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Thanks to new strange aeons video I’m now getting bread tab ads on here!!! So much better than Flesh Hat McGee

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Confession:

I thought that video was going to be about wonder bread... which... while weird for Strange, would totally be in brand for her...

I apologise for nothing.

STRANGE AEONS MADE A VIDEO ABOUT HORG let’s go

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I'm a believer, but what about hymen restoration process saying she knew the muppet joker irl?? Is it all a smoke screen or is strange not the muppet joker???

My take:

The Person we see in the Bethany interview just is a Strange Aeons Patreon member, which btw is true, she is a Patreon member... and when they say they know The Muppet Joker irl they just mean Strange Aeons.

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Strange Aeons is The Muppet Joker. No conspiracy. Not like the people that think that Strange is every tumblr blog... those people are weird. But i am telling 100% the truth.

questions from exploring the croakerverse ( pt1 )

Is the forest guy just larping?

wtf is ambrosia

is there a picrew cult? Why is everyone making picrews?

why are so many ppl talking about being in hell?

who is minus-eyes and why is tumblr telling me the account isn’t real?

who are the sheep and apple pie ppl

how many ppl are in this?

is the croakerverse real?

who tf is strange eons

srsly what is going on with “the croaker”

who is the inquisitor?

why are worms?

what is the ceaseless watcher and is @themuppetarchives in on it

this thing is driving me insane

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I would go and try to illegally vote in canada to get this sticker.

sticker for you

thank u

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scared to say that i love kermit the frog on the website which is home to The Muppet Joker… and what if i said kermit is a lesbian

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this is by far the funniest gimmick blog I've ever seen. if I showed it to my grandpa he would simply explode. keep up the good work.

I live to serve the universal truth and to bring it forth to Tumblr.

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Have any others within the croakerverse itself come to accept the Universal Truth?

There are to my knowledge some smaller blogs that have embraced the Universal Truth, there was a time that the Muppet joker has accepted it... idk about his level of acceptance today however... my last account was of him liking a bunch of my posts so... I don’t really know.

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Bye Sage!

are you in the discord server called “unmask the strange aeons?”

oh. I almost forgot. I meant to leave months ago.

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Youtubers who talk about silly internet holes and "cringe" art from a perspective of genuine investment and enjoyment >>>>>>> every other type of Youtuber