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feelingtheaster99 · 1 year ago
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Do maids dream?
-Fabian Aramais Seascaster, everyone
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galaxymagitech · 9 months ago
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Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.
Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*
Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.
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lilislegacy · 14 days ago
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percy: *in olympus after accidentally creating a natural disaster and causing mass destruction*
zeus, glaring at poseidon: well? don’t you have something to say to your dear son, brother?
poseidon: er, right. look perseus, what you did was reckless, destructive, and incredibly melodramatic.
percy: *looks down*
poseidon: however, it was also wrong.
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fanaticalthings · 4 months ago
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POV: You're on Gothamtwt
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just gothamite things
<- Prev Masterlist Next ->
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cavalierclavier · 1 month ago
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When I broke the cycle, I made sure that the tear was rough. You carry a part of what should be her, and she carries a part of what should be you.
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lonesome-dreamsss · 11 months ago
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his handprint may be burned into your skin but it's still the gentlest touch you've ever received.
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gomzdrawfr · 7 months ago
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based on @cod-dump's post roight over here
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ghosteccedentesiast · 6 months ago
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*Just the slytherin skittles playing truth or dare*
Barty: Truth or dare Regulus?
Regulus: Truth
Barty: Do you want to kiss Potter?
Regulus: Actually dare
Barty: I dare you to kiss Potter!
Regulus: Never have I ever!
Barty: Thats not the god-damn game!
Regulus: *shrugs*
Barty: Never have I ever wanted to kiss Potter!
Regulus, taking out his wand: Silenci-
*The rest just watching in amusement*
Evan: Should we inter-
Dorcas: No, Regs denial is rather amusing!
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ebysse · 1 year ago
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the headmasters impart wisdom
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falling-skyzz · 6 months ago
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"[She] had a life before this … but what [she] had now was alright, too."
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lickthecowhappy · 8 months ago
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god: "You can only tell if Aziraphale and Crowley are in love by waiting a few millennia because ethereal and occult beings are weird like that and that's how it works."
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ruporas · 1 year ago
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the blank ticket in your hand is just waiting to be filled in.
happy birthday vash! (ID in alt text)
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szynkaaa · 23 days ago
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oh no, consequences of my own action
sometimes the Destined One is terrified of the things his travel companion says. Not that he understands half of the things.
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violent138 · 8 months ago
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fanaticalthings · 5 months ago
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Jason:
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Also Jason:
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when you're worried about your dad but you also have a reputation
Masterlist
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correct-hermitcraft-quotes · 5 months ago
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Impulse, talking about Grian shaming them for playing Phasmophobia without him: 24 hours of gifs was like, h- how has he not run out of gifs yet! *laughing* That's what I kept thinking! How has he not run out of gifs to make us feel bad! He keeps finding 'em from the dark corners of the internet.
Skizz, with exactly the same tone for both sentences: Doesn't make me feel bad, I don't have a soul. Dude, I- Bro, I am having blueberries. They're the size of small apples.
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