#the quote is probably from
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
feelingtheaster99 · 1 year ago
Text
Do maids dream?
-Fabian Aramais Seascaster, everyone
68 notes · View notes
humming-fly · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever
14K notes · View notes
notrobinsomethingworse · 1 month ago
Text
Dick: Happy Chrismis!
Damian: What is Happening.
Tim: Is Chrismimth.
Damian: what are you fools-
Steph: Merry Crisis!
Damian: Father, they have lost their minds.
[All four stare at Bruce expectantly]
Bruce, sighing: Merry Crysler.
3K notes · View notes
lilislegacy · 2 months ago
Text
percy: *in olympus after accidentally creating a natural disaster and causing mass destruction*
zeus, glaring at poseidon: well? don’t you have something to say to your dear son, brother?
poseidon: er, right. look perseus, what you did was reckless, destructive, and incredibly melodramatic.
percy: *looks down*
poseidon: however, it was also wrong.
4K notes · View notes
galaxymagitech · 11 months ago
Text
Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.
Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*
Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.
12K notes · View notes
cavalierclavier · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
When I broke the cycle, I made sure that the tear was rough. You carry a part of what should be her, and she carries a part of what should be you.
Tumblr media
4K notes · View notes
fanaticalthings · 6 months ago
Text
POV: You're on Gothamtwt
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
just gothamite things
<- Prev Masterlist Next ->
6K notes · View notes
lonesome-dreamsss · 1 year ago
Text
his handprint may be burned into your skin but it's still the gentlest touch you've ever received.
4K notes · View notes
ebysse · 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
the headmasters impart wisdom
4K notes · View notes
28ms28 · 9 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
stumbled on the part 12 of my f1 text post series all by yourself handsome?
482 notes · View notes
gomzdrawfr · 9 months ago
Text
based on @cod-dump's post roight over here
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
ghosteccedentesiast · 8 months ago
Text
*Just the slytherin skittles playing truth or dare*
Barty: Truth or dare Regulus?
Regulus: Truth
Barty: Do you want to kiss Potter?
Regulus: Actually dare
Barty: I dare you to kiss Potter!
Regulus: Never have I ever!
Barty: Thats not the god-damn game!
Regulus: *shrugs*
Barty: Never have I ever wanted to kiss Potter!
Regulus, taking out his wand: Silenci-
*The rest just watching in amusement*
Evan: Should we inter-
Dorcas: No, Regs denial is rather amusing!
1K notes · View notes
szynkaaa · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
oh no, consequences of my own action
sometimes the Destined One is terrified of the things his travel companion says. Not that he understands half of the things.
844 notes · View notes
falling-skyzz · 8 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
"[She] had a life before this … but what [she] had now was alright, too."
1K notes · View notes
lickthecowhappy · 10 months ago
Text
god: "You can only tell if Aziraphale and Crowley are in love by waiting a few millennia because ethereal and occult beings are weird like that and that's how it works."
2K notes · View notes
ruporas · 2 years ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
the blank ticket in your hand is just waiting to be filled in.
happy birthday vash! (ID in alt text)
5K notes · View notes