#okay back to snapcube

[humming-fly]

I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

[malpractisingstr8]

every time snapcube releases a new fan dub my vocabulary is irrevocably changed for the worse

[snapscube]

how do you feel about when people append "Snapcube" as a middle or last name when they mention you? I've been doing it for clarity's sake because "Penny Parker" is many people, and just "Penny" is even more people, but "Penny Snapcube", "Penny Snapcube Parker" or "Penny Parker of Snapcube" is specific. But I can also see that being kinda Uncomfortable. Kind of like, a title that isn't Your Name. I think I'd feel a little weird if I was "Amy Washipink", so I figured it was a question worth asking.

it is fully okay to call me Penny SnapCube or even just SnapCube haha, my response last night about preferring when people call me by name and not random other shit i didn’t ask to be called DOES include usernames/handles in the “stuff i asked to be called” category implicitly. i’m not trying to police people lol, you really don’t have to stress yall do you. i just try to keep a very reinforced boundary up when it comes to strangers manipulating my identity on my behalf in ways that make me uncomfortable. especially if they like APPROACH me boasting about how funny its gonna be that they’re doing it. if that person had just on their own decided with their friends that they were gonna call me The Cube and did so privately then i would have no idea it’s happening and thus no desire to push back, but the moment you tell ME about it i have to be honest and be like hey! don’t call me that! i don’t like that! and that’s all there is to it really.

[adyophene]

lucifer x husk is something i never knew i needed and as a multishipper im screaming

literally. king of hell x some alcoholic furry guy

i love them i need to know how they wouldve met, fallen for each other and started dating. and how much thatd piss alastor off

Ooh I am so happy other people are enjoying this pair as much as I am! I've gotten a few asks about my headcanons for them, and I am happy to blab on and on. Fair warning. This is gunna be a long and rambling essay.

I'm gunna put it all under a readmore, just cause I want to insert the art I've done of them so far, since I've been half-heartedly trying to tell a visual story through the doodles.

Okay. On we go!

How they met;

We did see them technically meet in the show, where they shared their singular canon piece of dialogue, which was just Husk saying 'hey'. And then in the finale where we see a literal split second moment of Lucifer holding Husk's arm.

(also seeing the sweet looks huskerdust is giving each other here just makes me feel so delulu for writing this all, but crackships are silly by definition, so lets get back to the lucihusk) For me, what I imagined, is after the Hotel is finished its rebuilding, that is when Husk and Lucifer finally actually meet in a proper manner. I think Lucifer would be trying to make a good impression on all Charlie's friends at this point, endeared to all of them from their actions during the finale. Unfortunately, I think he is also the King of Bad First Impressions.

[Note. I think at this point Lucifer wouldn't even remember Husk's name quite yet. I think he would call him 'Keekee' ( by accident) or 'Dusk' (confidently incorrect) or just be like "Hey!.... Uh... You?" until Charlie or Vaggie finally corrected him. ]

Husk, on the other hand, I feel like maybe wouldn't gel with Lucifer right away. Wouldn't hate him, but also maybe not be enamored with him right away. Same as Lucifer, maybe he would have sweetened on him a bit through the hotel's rebuilding, but I think they'd start out at very neutral feelings. Maybe a vague sense of 'He's okay, but I don't know if we will really get along.'

Despite this, Lucifer is persistent, and he's going to be everyone's (except maybe Al, unless they start getting along by s2) buddy. He'd start hanging around the bar and participate in the redemption exercises.

Now, we know Lucifer struggles with depression, and I think he would be trying real hard to mask anything going on during this time. They defeated Adam! They rebuilt the Hotel! He believes in Charlie's dream, and he's more involved with her life and other people than he has been for years.

His only issue being Husk sees right through it, both because Husk is perceptive, but also because even the King of Hell can't help but have a lonely night or two at the bar where he ends up venting about his divorce and subsequent lingering loneliness.

[snapcube ref aside, )I really do think Husk would start to feel more positively toward Lucifer after Luci would drop the act somewhat. That they could bond over feeling both at their lowest of lows, while also being to admit that things seem to be getting better!

This would be about the point that I imagine Lucifer developing more romantic feelings! Husk would be a bit less prickly, and Luci would just absolutely eat up any and all positive interactions they'd have. I like to picture a lot of little shows of care at the this point, like Husk memorizing what Lucifer likes and even making up 'fun' drinks just to try and cheer the guy up. And Lucifer would fun a fun game in trying to get the grumpy cat to smile, and just, lighting up himself any time he was successful.

And that culminating into the two of them making each other laugh, with Alastor being an easy butt of the jokes, and a good way for Husk, himself, to finally get a chance to vent. I think Lucifer would be one of the only 'safe' options for Husk to do that with, in just so far as Al can't really threaten Lucifer, and Lucifer already sees Al as a bit of a manipulative bastard.

Falling for each other; At this point, Lucifer would start being a bit more caring toward Husk, though with that wonderful, oblivious flair of his. I don't think Lucifer himself would realize he'd have a crush up until he'd start feeling protective or jealous over Husk, and it would really throw him for a loop at first.

Because fake dating is one of my all-time favorite tropes, I have always had a idea for a fanfic (or comic) that I haven't gotten around to yet, based around Lilith coming back, and Lucifer panickily asking Husk to pretend to be his boyfriend, so he can appear well adjusted/completely over her. Of course the whole thing would backfire, as Lilith would see through it (as Lucifer wouldn't be as good of an actor as he'd think), and that Husk would end up kind of feeling hurt by the whole thing.

Husk, who'd go along with the plot with an eyeroll, would find himself seizing up through the whole fake date/encounter. Would find weird, sudden emotions bubbling up and absolutely hating it.

I don't think that man would think about the class difference between him and Lucifer up until someone would say something about it, maybe Lucifer himself trying to rationalize the (at this time still fake) relationship to Lilith. Now, Husk feels uneasy about the whole thing and ends up drinking heavily the whole night so he doesn't have to think about feelings. (Blitz and Stolas who? Ahaha. fuck.) Meanwhile, while the date would be fake, I think Lucifer would really rather like having Husk on his arm and feeling like he'd have a love-life again, while also not really getting why Husk's mood would be getting worse throughout the night. I think they'd still end up on good terms, but both of them would have their feelings in a jumble, and Husk would not like it. (he thinks he's lost the ability to love, after all)

I think somewhere at this point, as they are starting to develop feelings for one another, is when Lucifer finally starts really realizing how tied to Alastor Husk is, and he starts to make it everyone's problem. I do think Al and Lucifer would stay snarky at each other this whole time, but that it'd only get worse, as Al would poke back since he'd find Lu's over reactions funny.

I also think Al would be maybe the last person to realize anything romantic would be brewing between Lucifer and Husk, and he'd just think it'd be a purely platonic thing.

Beyond just bitching about Alastor, Lucifer would really be ramping up his attention towards Husk too. Fully in that 'puppylove/crush' stage, and trying his darndest to make Husk feel good and special. Husk would be resistant to it all, thinking it would just be Lucifer rebounding hard, and not wanting to get wrapped up in Morningstar family drama when he could happily (miserably) keep his head down and just keep drinking the days away.

But then Lucifer would find out about Husk's love of stage magic, and his history as a performer, and it'd be all over for the catman. It would become Luci's new pet project to rope Husk into some joyful self-expression, and after a song and dance number's worth of convincing, Husk would start to come around. I have to post all these images now cause- I drew them with the intention of mimicking a musical number! Husk starting off as a bit resistant before jumping in whole heartedly, and Lucifer overexcitedly dragging him along throughout the music number, hyping him up and just all around being smitten.

And this is where Husk would start really falling. Getting swept up in indulging his favorite, least destructive hobby, and having someone who absolutely loves it to bond with. Especially when it would be over. When they would just settle down and talk, and laugh, and bond over what they love about performing. The spectacle, the audience, the love of the craft. Its about the comradery!!!

@belladonazeppole wrote a wonderful series of fanfics based off these pictures, as well as the songs from 'The Greatest Showman' that really fit the ship! I would be remiss to not mention them here, because Bella and their fics are just wonderful!

How they started dating;

Now. Don't think just cause they both caught feelings for each other, that they'd immediately admit to it. No. I think both of them would drag their heels. I don't think Husk would admit to them at all, without some outside force effecting it. I think he'd stubbornly try to ignore the crush or drink it away, rather than let his heart become vulnerable to anymore damage.

Meanwhile, Lucifer would be struggling between his feelings for Husk and Lilith. (In the actual canon, I do think they might try to rekindle things, depending on what kind of person Lilith turns out to be, but I digress.) Part of him would be so swept up in a giddy kind of excitement, while the other would be set firmly in the camp of 'this is a bad idea, this won't work out, just look at what happened to your last relationship'. It wouldn't stop him from being outwardly more and more affectionate, but it would be weighing on him.

I do think Lucifer would end up being the one who would be thinking; "What am I doing. He'd never like me back." While Husk would be just sitting there (echoing what was said in the ask- sorry I went all wild and wrote this much about the ship dear god)- "I'm just some fucking furry alcoholic, what the fuck would the king of hell see in me??? Am I delusional? What the fuck is going on??" And I feel like this stage would go on for MONTHS and drive everyone else nuts. It would be clear to everyone (except Alastor, who again, would be just this meme

Though that wouldn't stop him from getting a little pissy about it) And then it would all come to a head during something benign, like a board game night. There would be flirting, there would be jealousy, there would be arguing, and then finally, loudly and with a lot of feeling, Lucifer would shout his way through asking Husk out on a date. A real Date. A capital 'D' date out on the town, dressed to the nines and a real good time. The board would be knocked over in the fray, game pieces raining down upon them while Husk would just stare blank faced, trying to process what just happened. An awkward half-minute would pass before he'd finally, trying to play it cool, shrug out a 'sure'.

How much it'd piss Alastor off;

In the aftermath, a radio static would just lowly grate everyone's ears as Alastor would be slowly coming to terms on how just annoying it would be to have his friend (/Unhealthy co-dependent pet friend possession??) romantically involved (ew) with the King of Hell (double ew)??? Then, either it would be something light hearted like 'he keeps trying to break them up but failing cause he hates interacting with romance' or a darker route where 'he keeps trying to manipulate them into breaking up by preying on all their worst insecurities in the relationship'.

And that, my friend, is all I have in mind so far for this delusional crackship au! There is more I could flesh out, of course, like Angel's role as a friend or potential third in the relationship, or what I imagine as Husk becoming like a stepdad to Charlie, but I've typed enough for the whole month. Hope any of that was coherent! I did not bother to edit or proof read it. Just pure stream of consciousness.

[catholic-character-tournament]

Round 5 - Catholic Character Tournament

Jason art credit @Reincao

Propaganda below ⬇️

Jason

Okay it's cannon but like in an alternative universe because Comics. I just think the fact DC made Known Murderer and Reblious Teen with Daddy Issues a Catholic priest in a different universe. Just. Casually.

Jason Todd is may or may not be Catholic in the main timeline of DC Comics, but I the Flashpoint storyline, my man is a priest! He was a drug addict, thief, and in the Blood Brother cult before dying, only to come back to life and decide to become a priest in the hellhole that is Gotham. In the main timeline, he comes back after dying and stuffs a duffel bags full of heads! The common trait before all Jason Todds is that they all have to be as dramatic as possible. Dying and coming back as the most unexpected thing. Unbelievable. I love this man.

Shadow

In sonic destruction (the AI generated fan thing snapcube made a while ago) shadow was catholic or something which I think is reallyyyyyyy funny

Ok listen. I know this is a stretch but hear me out. He says “oh my God” in the Twitter takeovers so we know this is a possibility. I see him as a Christ-like figure because I saw his whole confrontation with Mephiles and was like “this is a thing that happened in the Bible??” and the pose Mephiles shows him in is literally like a crucifixion and Mephiles is meant to be a demon / false prophet reference. And also he’s called a demon in Shadow The Hedgehog 2005 then the guy who calls him that is like “I was wrong I’m sorry” and that also reminds me of a thing with Jesus in The Bible. But the biggest reason is his whole thing with Maria cause I think he’d come to earth and hear Ave Maria once and convert to Catholicism idk he’s like we’re comforted by a female familial figure named Mary sometimes called Maria?? And her color is blue????? Heck yeah I’m in because I Will Cry. Also feel free to share this as propaganda obv even if he doesn’t get in the bracket just. It’s funny.

I feel like he’d battle a lot with being seen or portrayed as a demon and how the aliens he’s related to very much look and act like demons idk lmao- and also I feel like confession would just be good for him I think he needs it for his mental health

There is a debate on the lovely website tunblr that Shadow T. Hedgehog is an allegory for Jesus Christ.

He is Jesus, idk what to tell you. He lived, he was sealed away, he was awakened again and deemed the ultimate lifeforms, he’s angry but not evil, does what he believes is best for people and the world at any given time. Total loser.

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

my dad and i do this fun thing where we randomly break into bad impressions of chip from sonic unleashed, because he overheard me making fun of chip when i was playing unleashed. later her pointed out chip sounds like crocker from fairly oddparents, and i showed him the snapcube crocker clips, which he loved, and that turned into us doing dumb crocker voices. so then we ended up just switching between chip and crocker with no rhyme or reason, and whichever one we're acting as is completely chosen midway through the joke. like i'll say "BYE SONIC I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU" when i leave and he'll yell back "SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FAIRIES TURNER!!!!!!!"

somehow this crossover got worse. it now consists of chip, crocker, hooty from toh, and mr krabs from spongebob, and when we're done we just snap back into our normal voices like nothing happened. so NOW conversations sound something like this

"soniiiiiiiic i'm leaving for school soniiiiiiic!"

"CHIP ME BOY!!!!! AGAGAGAGAGAGAG FLIP THOSE PATTIES!"

"those are a lot of patties to flip turner.... how will you do it? perhaps with the help of your.... FAIRY GOD PARENTS?????"

"HOOT HOOT I WAS A PATTY ONCE"

"okay bye dad"

[moonlit-escape]

‧₊˚꒰♱꒱༘‧⊹ Zane Mystreet headcanons !!

i love this lil emo freak i NEED to get wine drunk n watch ponies w this guy

6'0 (183cm)

go white boy go

hetero. (comfortable with this label, but honestly his attraction isn't limited to cis women and he has even had crushes on femme men (he just wants to be the token hetero friend))

he mostly dresses casual emo, but sometimes my guy wants to rock a pair of demonias and a fishnet bodysuit with some heavy, pure silver chains and rings, alri

piercings,. piercings piercings piecings. no lips piercings... septum and eyebrow, though. and DEFINITELY gauges in his ears. and ABSOLUTELY ones with cute shapes.

if he didn't cover his mouth all the time, i think he would like wearing dark, cool colored lipsticks

and it'd be smudged all the time bc he keeps fuckin snacking on sweets

of course he paints his nails, and he treats them well bc he hates chipped nail polish (rich boy gets the highest quality, strongest clear nail protection youve never seen before in your life)

honestly all the ro'meave brothers are a bunch of gnc kings like okayyy!! pop off boys w your dresses, heels, skirts, n makeup!!

god can that boy sing

idc he listens to vocaloid and his favourites are vflower and rin kagamine

also listens to emo songs (ofc) and cartoon songs

prefers rock band over guitar hero

one time he smacked vylad in the back of the head with a rock band drumstick and he felt so bad he ran off and cried

boy is the most fuck-ugly crier

secretly steals stuff from people he cares about as keepsakes (like, little things: garroth's old gameboy, vylad's old sketchbook, aph's other half of a pair of lost earrings, nana's ribbons and pastry wrappers)

actually has pretty high metabolism, and one time he gloated abt it to aph and accidentally made a joke in poor taste, and she kicked his ass. so, he just lets her call him a lil fat boy as his eternal penance for being an asshole

okay this isn't a headcanon but sort of is but, why were him and dante like Tightrope-walking that fucking incel line as teenagers. like they were one wrong step from falling into an incel category. thank god their brothers would NOT have had that from their baby brothers anyway bc Wtf

anyway

honestly, he doesn't feel as cold toward vylad as he used to as a teen, and kind of wishes he had the strength to show that and reach out and ease the tension between them. but, he's afraid of making it worse by being awkward, so he wants to wait and hope that vylad makes the first move, if he ever does. (and if not, he'll probably ask garroth to do it for them)

has rejection sensitive dysphoria, made even worse by a rejection complex from: garte's blatant favouritism, bullying and rejection in school, and isolation as an adult. it's part of why he became so attached and possessive of aph. but, he's safer now

he was a harry potter kid. garroth was the percy jackson one, and vylad was warrior cats.

he always thought he was a slytherin but i think he's more of a hufflepuff than he realizes (nana on the other hand.)

he has a lot of sanrio merchandise. more than he will ever admit. his pony merchandise does outweigh it, though, of course

yes, his main comfort character and obsession lies with pinkie pie cake. but, the rainbow dash backpack Objectively fucks

you can get him to eat anything, so long as it's candied or chocolate covered. this means if you hand him one of those candied roaches, he won't think twice about gnashing down on one of those suckers

has a plushie collection of really, really soft and sweet-looking animals. and all of them have punk-like accessories (safety pin piercings, spikes, black ribbons, black laces, etc)

the only plush that doesn't have anything on it is an old brown teddy bear with garroth's faded name on the tag

likes to make snapcube sonic fandub references and will just drop random shadow, the devil, and memphis tennessee quotes

[blue2black]

HAZBIN HOTEL BLOOPERS:

BONUS (1 & 1/2)

—🎬—

Vivziepop: Don’t get me wrong; I love working with these people. Really, I do.

Vivziepop: But for the love of everything that is unholy if they make one more Snapcube, Sonic Dub reference…

*Vivziepop, sighing and pinching the bridge of her nose*

Vivziepop: I will go to hell for murder.

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HAZBIN HOTEL X SNAPCUBE

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(Husk and Alastor fight scene)

Alastor: *sighs dramatically*

Husk: 🫤? *thinks Alastor is improving*

Alastor: I miss my wife, Husker…

Husk: Oh—haHA! 😂 *tilts his head back*

Alastor: I miss her a lot 😭

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(Lucifer punches Adam scene)

Lucifer, wired up in the air to appear like he’s flying: I have to contain you in here.

Adam, also wired up in the air to appear like he’s flying: What??

Lucifer: Your—*giggles*—your fart smells so bad… 😆

Adam: Wait, it wasn’t me!

Adam, being dropped: YOU SMELT IT THEREFORE YOU’RE THE ONE WHO DELT IIIITTTTTTT!!!!!

Lucifer, covering his smile: 🤣

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(Vox calms down Valentino scene)

*Vox, coming up from the elevator*

*elevator dings and opens* Vox: 😏

Vox: My dusty bitch senses told me-

Valentino: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH YOU PIECE OF SHIT- 😂 *throws drink*

Director: CUT! Both of you—WHAT THE HELL??

*Valentino and Vox laugh their asses off*

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(Valentino hits Angel scene)

Director: (3…2…1) Marker.

🎬

Director: Action…!

Angel: Val, I didn’t-

*Valentino “hits” Angel* Angel: OW—Val—!

Valentino, holding Angel by his scruff: Shutthefuckup—SHUT THE FUCK UP! EVERYBODY’S FUCKED MY WIFE *laughs*

Angel: *laughing out of confusion* WHAT?!

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(Lucifer in battle scene)

Lucifer, at the edge of the hotel’s roof: GOIN’ UUUUUUUUP!!!

Lucifer: *jumps off*

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*Velvette and Carmella laughing*

Carmella: Wait—waitwaitwaitwaitwait. *smiling*

Velvette: *wheezes* 😆

Carmella: Okay—go ahead. *holding up the angel’s head (fake)*

Velvette: Hey! Give that, that looks really scrumptious! *trails off giggling*

Carmella: 🙂

Velvette: (ಡ 艸ಡ) *barely holding it together*

Carmella and Velvette: …

Carmella: No.

*Velvette and Carmella break out into wheezing laughter*

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(Alastor breaking Vox’s spy camera scene)

Alastor: *picks up camera* HaHA…you’re going to have to do better than that.

Vox: Why are you on the same line as the VILLAIN LI- *Alastor breaks the camera*

*BTS crew bursts out laughing* Alastor: *walking out as if nothing happened*

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(Alastor takes Charlie to Cannibal Town)

Alastor, while linking arms with Charlie: And here we are!

Charlie: Cannibal Town?

Alastor: No.

Alastor, in all seriousness: Welcome to tilted towers.

Charlie: *chuckling*🤦🏻‍♀️ I know you did not just mess up this whole scene on purpose to make that fucking joke. *Director: CUT!*

—🎬—

(Alastor introduces Charlie to Rosie scene)

Alastor: This is Rosie! One of the most darling, daring and dangerous overlord on this side of the Pentagram! *Rosie bows politely*

Rosie: *raises herself back up to face Alastor and Charlie*

Alastor: … :)

Charlie: …? •-•

Rosie: … “:)

Rosie, resiting what Alastor told her to say: We get so tilted at the towers-

*Alastor wheezes* Charlie: OH for fuck sa-

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Vox *trying to fix Valentino’s coat for him before the start of a scene*

Valentino: I got it, Christian, geez! 😖

Vox: I’m just trying to help you, god damn!

Velvette: Hey, can you two stop having relationship issues while I’m on the phone with my nonexistent dentist. 😌

Vox: AhHA! Oh, funny that Lilli, yeah.

Vox: 😒🖕🏻

Velvette: Û🫦Û🖕🏾

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(Pentious and Cherri at the club scene)

Cherri: Why would we have sex?

Pentious: Why-

Pentious: *laughs at his idea* Why are your tits one polygon— *breaks off wheezing*

Cherri: PFF—HAHA! 🤣💥💥 *bangs on the table*

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Husk, running around behind the scenes: HAHA, HAH HAH--

Husk: *jumps up* ONE! ☝🏿😄

Vaggie, witnessing it all: ᵀʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ⁱˢ ʰᵉ ᵈᵒⁱⁿᵍ…? 😆

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(Discussing theories with Alastor and Lucifer 😃)

Alastor: Do you think it's Lilith?...the one who leashes my character.

Lucifer: Ehh, I think it's possible at least.

Lucifer: It feels a little too obvious.

Alastor: Some of the fans add a little more spice to it.

Lucifer: Spice?

Alastor: 😗

Lucifer: 😐

Lucifer: Ew.

Lucifer: You stole my wife, Alastor?

Alastor: Haha! 😆

Alastor: How do you think Lucifer would feel if that happened?

Lucifer: Oh--I don't know Amir, how do you think he would feel being CUCKED BY A DEER?!

Alastor, laughing: I KNEW a reference was coming!-

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(Angel calming Niffty in the club scene)

Niffty: Shut up shut up shut up shut up...

Niffty: Shut up.

Niffty: SHUT UP.

Niffty: SHUT UP!!

Angel, holding her up: Kimiko, no one's saying anything... 😭

Niffty: I'm improving, do me a favor and play along. *flaps her hand in Angel's face*

Angel: But you're just copying-

Niffty: SHUT UP!

[orpheusilver]

okay can i say something abt 4.10 now. i think that jack was banking on silver clocking his half-truth abt philadelphia. i think he probably had another lie in mind that wouldve dissipated flints suspicion a bit better, but he saw how fucking Loud their divorce was on the deck and knew that 1. silver had dealt with max enough to spot the gaps 2. flint had Not dealt with max enough to know her like that 3. [snapcube livedub voice] Something just happened. and he was mainly taking the gamble on whether or not whatever happened between flint and silver would put silver back in line with maxs goals, which isnt really a huge risk bc. thats still the fucker who fucked with him and vane at the wrecks as maxs partner like. a year ago. he cant be That different already yknow

[howlingday]

Team RWBYJNPR + Oscar & Penny spend a night up on Rude Mountain from Until Dawn's Real Time Fandub by Snapcube. What could possibly go wrong?

:)

(I forgot how many characters are in Until Dawn)

DON'T PUT YOUR FUCKING DUALSHOCK CONTROLLERS DOWN!

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Ruby: Ugh... This fucking candle doesn't work at all. There better be some god damn blankets in here.

Mercury: Hey. I'm not a blanket, but I can keep you warm~.

Meanwhile, downstairs...

???: (Looms, Looms elsewhere)

Yang: Whoa... That guy was straight up looming. I wish I could loom like that.

Jaune: (Passed out)

Yang: Hey, will you teach me how to loom?

Meanwhile, upstairs...

Ruby: I have this weird feeling someone is looming around here.

Mercury: I'm about to be looming on that bed, you know what I mean? You wanna join me, girlie~?

Ruby: What? (Looks down)

Mercury: You're wearing a skirt.

Weiss: (Under the bed) Oh my god, she is wearing a skirt! What the fuck!

Ruby: N-Nobody told me I was wearing a skirt today! (WBNPROP jump out laughing)

Oscar: You look so stupid right now.

Blake: You look ridiculous.

Ruby: You told me it was Skirts Sunday!

Penny: (Walks in) I heard there were skirts in here!

Nora: We don't have enough blankets for her!

Mercury: You look ridiculous.

Ruby: (Runs out, Crying)

Penny: Wait, you come back here! (Turns) Did you all make fun of her for wearing a skirt AGAIN?! It's summer! (Stomps out)

Mercury: It was for a prank video! Come on!

Meanwhile, downstairs... Again...

Yang: (Ruby runs outside) Oh wow, now she's looming! (Runs) Oh, she can teach me! Hey, how are you looming like that?!

Yang: (Outside) Hey, did you see where she went?

Nora: It's fine~!

Weiss: It's... It's fine... She... She has a blanket...

Mercury: I think it was already established that I'm her blanket!

Yang: Okay, well, I'm gonna go! (Runs)

Yang: (Running through the woods) Am I looming?! Am I looming yet?! Hey, tree, look at me, I'm looming right now!

Tree: Pretty good job at looming!

Yang: Oh man, I gotta loom at somebody!

Grimm: Hey. You're looming a little too fast. You should loom slower.

Yang: (Rushes them) I'm not gonna take your advice!

Grimm: (Runs away) Oh, that's too fast!

Yang: (Finds Ruby) You're looming... You'll teach me how to loom, right?!

Ruby: Like, the sewing thing?

Yang: Yeah, here, have this arm blanket.

Ruby: At least you're not calling it arm skirts.

Ruby: (Twig snaps) Is... Is that good?

Yang: Something is looming...

[thousand-winters]

You know that snapcube video where the guy goes “I’m going to kill the next person I fucking see, I swear to god” only for the next person to be someone they care about going “Hello! Hi, I’m so happy to see you!”

That’s Darius and Hunter

I did not know it until now but oh my god 😭

I'm picturing the person laughing as Eber, in an scenario in which Hunter knows that Eber knows about the sewing lessons while at the castle so he generally deems it safe to aproach the pair when there's no one else around.

Darius might be annoyed because Terra coincidentially cut short some rebel planning™️ by taking Raine away, or just annoyed at the other Coven Heads as a whole, and Eber is just watching him ranting amusedly, fully believing Darius is about to snap and go off at the next, poor unsuspecting person that takes a turn around the corner and has the misfortune of stumbling upon them and then...

It's Hunter, because of course it's Hunter.

Eber is losing it watching Darius' face going through like twenty different emotions in the span of five seconds until he settles for something gentler and softer because he's nothing if not completely wrapped around Hunter's little finger even if neither of them realizes. Hunter is just vaguely confused because is Darius okay? Is this a bad time? He can come back later if that's the case, or, well, not come back at all because he didn't have anything urgent to tell, truthfully, he was just happy to see Darius and... why is Eber laughing so much?

Eber jokes later that Hunter is Darius' "calm down" button.

[chronicbeans]

I just finished watching SnapCube's fandub of The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog and the freaking ENDING, where Alfred shows up to voice Eggman was a real treat, lol. Tbh, their fandubs and the horror side of the Sonic fandom (like Sonic.EXE and a few other stories), and The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog are the only thing keeping me in the Sonic fandom at this point.

Also, spoilers for The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog:

The train's a freaking platonic yandere for the Conductor and I love it, lol.

Okay, jokes aside, I really like that they touched upon toxic friendships at the end, even if it was in an April Fool's game. Like, for an April Fool's game, it was surprisingly well made and thought out. A lot of Sonic games, as well as games intended for children in general, emphasize friendship as an important part of life, but never really touch much on the toxic side of it. I don't know if Sonic has touched on it before (as I said, I am hanging on by a thread when it comes to the Sonic fandom) but it was very nice to see it brought up. They even foreshadowed the twist with the train in the beginning by bringing up how the Conductor had a long history with it, having him treat it like an old friend, and bringing up all the amazing things that the train could do. Which, well, a normal train wouldn't be advanced enough to do half the things this train does. It still has enough reasonable doubt by the fact that, well, it's Sonic! Advanced technology would be perfectly plausible in the Sonic universe!

The art was also very pretty, too! I love the little designs they gave the characters so much! Character design in general makes me a happy little fella, and each of their costumes has so much character to them! Even the Conductor, too. When I first started watching, I though for sure that the Conductor would be a twist villain, due to the shadows over his eyes. It gave him a slight "I am a shady fellow due to my mysterious look", as well as a cliche "shadows over eyes are a villain thing" vibe. However, after learning that he wasn't a twist villain, whenever I look back on it, the shadows kinda give off a more "weary and tired" look. It shows how the years of working on the train has worn him out and he is ready to leave his old friend and retire.

While I would personally have trouble playing it due to the ring collecting parts giving me a headache from just watching it, it is still a treat to just watch others play it and see the story pan out. I usually watch people play games, anyways, so I guess I am just more used to enjoying media vicariously through others, lol. I much prefer to theorize and psychoanalyze than to play the games myself.

Anyways sorry for my short rant I was just made very happy by the stream and the game itself, lol. I love to overanalyze media, knowing full well that there was probably not as much thought put into it as I am thinking about it. You know? It's fun to me.

[sonic-adventure3]

Thoughts on the new trailer, so spoilers for that (Essentially, above everything I am still SO hyped for this movie but admittedly I dooo have some concerns):

Okay getting this out of the way first: I gave trailer one the benefit of the doubt regarding this and it honestly wouldn't be surprising (just disappointing) if they did go down this route but they really seem to be softening GUN'S role in this entire thing? ESPECIALLY if Gerald is like actually still alive and not some sort of ghost or computer program. I think seeing him interact with Shadow will definitely be interesting given he died before Shadow learned just how much Gerald had manipulated him in SA2 but taking out the execution via firing squad bit seems incredibly disingenuous to me. Also how?? Is he still here????? Seriously just how old is this guy.

Still no last minute Rouge reveal but we keep dreaming.

I was almost dead certain that the ARK was underground instead of in space or something and the black hole thingie was going to be the world-destroying Eclipse Canon equivalent. Mostly due to I heard of a line from the Knuckles series (only watched the first three episodes) that the bowling alley Knuckles and Wade went to had alien visitors fifty years prior which made no sense if Shadow was in space. I'll have to check for myself to see if that line is actually real but alternatively I will accept if the alien in question was Black Doom.

Knuckles was the best part of the trailer hands down.

SHADOW WAS SO COOOOL. I did think it made more sense for Shadow not to have a gun but I lost my fucking mind when he picked it up in the coolest way possible in the trailer so like. Whatever fine you won this time. Shadow with a gun will always be iconic. His run too are you serious. How can I be okay after any of this. I'm not really building to anything with this one I just want to pat his little head.

The Maria glimpses they keep teasing us with are going to kill me I think.

Actually we're circling back around to Rouge. I wasn't really expecting Amy this movie but c'mon are you serious. I may have forgiven them if it looked like any of their human woman characters were going to be more relevant but I think I saw like one glimpse of Rachel and I don't remember seeing Maddie outside that first scene of her. Where was Jojo. Can we please have something for the girls. Still so mad they had every reason to put Tikal in the Knuckles series and opted for her dad and Wade instead (AND THEN THEY DO THE EXACT SAME THING WITH GERALD COME ONNNN). Silver stans I love and see you but if the post-credits scene is him and not Amy or at least Metal Sonic (Sonic CD adaption can be real) I'm going to do something drastic.

Paramount you have one chance to reference THE iconic Snapcube bit do not fucking blow this for us.

[frostytherobot]

What are some of the youtubers you listen to? Give me like, top 5, any you'd reccommend

okay well Red Letter Media is my big channel right now, I put their stuff on and just chill out more than anything else right now, so I’m gonna list a few others that I don’t really talk about much.

Folding Ideas has put out a bunch of really great video essays with profound introspection on top of some of the most amazing analysis I’ve seen from any video essayists. If you’re into Hbomberguy I think you’d also enjoy him quite a bit.

Drawfee is a lot of fun, I love listening to them joke around while they draw silly stuff, and their Drawtectives series is amazing and the world they’ve created there is wonderful. They’ve got a wonderful dynamic in their videos and are another channel I’ll put on just to feel like I’m hanging out with someone.

Guaranteed Video (ran by Neil Cicierega and co). Recently they’ve started playing bad games they find online in a series called Video Game Police and it’s very silly with all the humor you’d expect from Neil and friends. I love listening to their Audio series at work and go back to their episodes on Ernest frequently.

Nyx Fears has done some amazing videos about disturbing internet phenomena and reviews horror films on top of making some kick ass music. I have met her in person at a local show and she’s amazing, please check her out!!

Caitlin Doughty, AKA Ask A Mortician, I really enjoy hearing about innovations in green burial and different cultural practices surrounding death so it’s great to listen to if you’re curious about things like that.

Honorable mentions to Dead Meat, Christine McConnell, Rachel Maksy, Defunctland, FilmCow, EdAtlin, Jack Saint, SnapCube, Sarah Zedig, Tasting History, Nico Animations, Todd in the Shadows, and TomSka. I don’t watch them nearly as much as these other ones, and some of them don’t upload nearly as much as others, but I enjoy them all the same.

[some-pers0n]

Hi there ya silly goober. How's the old life been? Not too hard on ya, I hope--holy frell why am I talking like this

How's your fic writing going? Hope you haven't been doomscrolling too much. What am I saying, I know you spend a good chunk of your time doomscrolling on Tumblr. Just remember that it's okay to step back every once in a while, alright?

Progress on my SANABI essay is... still taking a while, but I finished writing about the prologue and am wrapping up chapter 1 (of 5). Just need to finish writing about the Elon Musk expy, among other things.

Also, I saw Murder Drones and was quite impressed. Thanks for the rec. I'll be checking out HLVRAI later.

Exams week. Just today I have a calculus exam.

It's not terribly hard from what the review packages and subsequent questions have been. My other courses aren't doing exams but so much as projects (fetal pig dissection and lab write-up and building a speaker) buuuutttt I was sick for two days in the semester, and those two days were when I had tests. I have to retake those since I've been putting it off for so long.

I DID actually get some writing done! I was doomscrolling and then I just. tore myself out of it like I was being pulled out of the matrix and forced myself to put on the DE soundtrack and write. It's probably not too legible of writing. Just the intro 500 words to the chapter, setting everything up and whatever. This chapter won't be as long as the 9k behemoth, probably just 3k. Hopefully just 3k. God help me if it's anything more. The next chapter though? Also probably going to be a little longer. It had The Funny.

YAYAYYAYA!! Best of luck with it!! I wish you well and GOD I need to actually play SANABI sometime. I'm just too busy. But, with the semester coming to a close, hopefully I can just sit down and play it.

Yeah! MD is quite cool. It's a show that's consumed quite a bit of my friends. A little note with HLVRAI is that it's very much kinda...a comedic improv livestream. Y'know the Snapcube dubs? They remind me of those. Not to mention HLVRAI also features Holly, who I know mostly from the Until Dawn live dub. She voices my favourite character (Dr. Coomer) :]

[marinaiguess]

I'm only going anon cos this question makes me cringe but like.. have you seen the fandubs? 👀 Do you have a favorite one or a favorite line that catches you off guard?

These days I have been randomly remembering some dialogue from them and then giggle a little out of nowhere and look like a weirdo.

I have! And I absolutely love them :) And I will always praise Snapcube's (plus, including everyone who was involved of course) work on every aspect of those dubs. It certainly has been a while since the last time I watched them but there are a few lines that, sorta exist in my mind at all times and I am randomly reminded of them.

"I'm better than you! I am better than everyone!" SA2 "You're heavy."/don't fall! haha ha. ONE!" Sonic 06 "New idea. Adultery" shth "Then get a job loser./Okay boomer stfu." riders/riders zg

It's really hard to choose a fav one between 06 and riders but ultimately, I'd have to choose 06. I think it was the first one I bumped into back in 2020 and part of what brought me into the fandom again. I also made my friends watch it and we were sort of quoting the fandubs in our everyday lives back in high school, so that was fun.

Oof, I think I wanna rewatch them now LOL