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Then don't try to convince me I've bitten into your forbidden fruit.

Just tried a pomegranate for the first time

Persephone was so real, actually

I, too, would stay in the underworld half the year for some bomb ass pomegranate.

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had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

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got bored and put this together

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The FINAL Sonic the Hedgehog 3 trailer will release on November 25th. A time has not been specified as of yet.

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haha look at him go oh my god is that a tails adventure reference

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How did starkid go from Harry Potter dick jokes to a deconstruction of the human fear of inadequacy and not being loved while criticizing our hyper consumer capitalist culture?

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Wait so they ACTUALLY made a cartridge that WORKS that has a cheat code that reveals the next trailer for sonic movie 3 is coming on Monday

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Dear whoever is reading this: I wish you a life full of warmth and happiness and love. I hope you’re okay. And if you aren’t now, you will be.

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oh dang, it's gonna take them even longer to get home in that

[Image description a news screenshot reading "Physicists make tiny model of Star Trek's USS Voyager that's smaller than a human hair"]

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He's just a lil guy :3

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My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

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Those female bad guys that force Wolf and his gang to help them are actually from the book series the movies are based on! They were originally the "International League of Heroes", and Diane's book counterpart was their leader, so I hope this movie goes where I think it's going

oh that's cool! it could also explain why they barely showed diane in the trailer too, if her role is kind of a spoiler

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i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff

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Getchu a friend who’s on your level of passive aggression

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A Sonic Boom version of Starline would be the one character in the entire Boom universe with absolutely ZERO medium awareness. He has NO clue regarding the state of everyone else’s life and is convinced that he can utterly break everything to rule the island because everyone is incompetent and actively preventing a future. 

He is literally the ONLY one who cannot process the idea that he is actually a character in an episodic, comedic Saturday morning cartoon. Even though Eggman, Sonic and Sticks have all already tried to explain it to him multiple times.

Even Boom! Surge and Kit are aware they’re in a show. They figured it out without the heroes’ “help.”

“Yeah, we know our actions don’t affect anything in the end, but this is still our only coping mechanism.”

Starline is convinced the tone of the show dramatically shifts every time he shows up, but in reality it gets sillier if anything because Eggman now has a salty ex-husband with two whiny evil illegitimate kids who will backstab their dad at any given opportunity.

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I really, really like this.

So often in these teenage-protagonist-coming-of-age type stories it's just kind of a given that kids are part of the conflict. There will either be no adults around, or they won't know about it, or they'll just offer support in some way. But Eda couldn't be like that. Eda is far too close with Luz and far too motherly to stand by as she gets wrapped up in all this. For all her shenanigans, she's a responsible adult, and Luz's guardian, and she wants to keep her safe no matter what. Even if that means sending her away. Even if that means giving herself up.

I really, really like Eda.