#source: the game grumps

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

JNPR and JACC

Jaune: You need a hobby.

Dawne: I have a Hobby!

Jaune: Obsessing over the fact Pyrrha's better than you isn't a hobby.

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Dawne: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.

Cadmine: Wow, I've gotta hear this.

Dawne: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.

Cadmine: You forgot pride.

Dawne: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

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Dawne: Would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name?

Eren: Legally, I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws. Morally though… I don't know.

Dawne: I believe god is on my side when it comes to Dawne's Doughnuts.

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Cadmine: How long until Eren snaps and finally kills somebody?

Zhe: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to Her.

~~~~~

Pyrrha: You bought a TACO?!?

Dawne: Yeah?

Pyrrha: From the same truck that hit Jaune?!?

Dawne: *Talking with his mouth full* Well, me starving ain't gonna help him.

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Cadmine: Eren? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry?

Eren: *nearing the end of her rope* Cadmine, I swear to god—

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Nora: I’m sad.

Zhe: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.

Zhe: And das not good.

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Eren: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance!

Dawne: And “father” is for emotional distance!

Eren: That is also correct!

Cadmine: ... Who hurt you two?

Dawne: Our dads, weren't you paying attention?

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Cadmine: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Eren: *About to lose it* Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?

Dawne: Ya know… it might be.

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Pyrrha: I don't want to fight you!

Dawne: I wouldn't want to fight me either!

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Team JACC Does some stupid shit

Eren: *Stomping away*

Cadmine: EEERRREN! I love you!

Eren: *Turning around* No! I'm Done! I'm fuckin' DONE!

Dawne: No your not-

Eren: This is BULLSHIT! Fucking BULLSHIT!

Eren: WHAT IS THIS! WHAT IS MY LIFE!

Eren: I can't do it Dawne! *Breaking into tears* I Can't do it Anymore!

Zhe: YOu Know what Eren! You can give up now, or you can see it out, Because we certainly can't do it without you, and I know you can't do it without us!

Eren: I Appreciate it, but Look what I'm Dealing with ZHE!

Zhe: Eren-

Eren: You Gotta draw the line somewhere man! You Gotta draw a FUCKIN' line in the Sand! You've Gotta Make a Statement! You've Got to look inside yourself and "What am I willing to put up with today?"

Eren:

NOT

FUCKING

THIS!

[ahfrickenfrick]

the batkids decide play a new game on patrol where they try to yell the most outrageous thing jumping into a fight

bruce bans the game after stephanie runs into a crowd of bystanders and muggers yelling

‘bienvenue power bottoms!’

and it causes jason to crash into a power pole from how hard he was laughing

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: As you know, I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. We've established this.

Clark: Where am I on the list?

Bruce: Well, I can't tell you that because then you'll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

[percabethconvos]

Percy: This reminds me of a dream I had where I was kissing Ann-

Percy: -a girl

Grover: uh-huh, good save

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: As you know, I keep a list of all my friends and family in order of how likely they are to betray me. We’ve established this.

Colin: Where am I on the list?

Eloise: Well, I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: I feel dead inside.

Wade: But at least I had pizza!

[unfortunately-a-miraculous-fan]

Master Fu, handing out the miraculous: It is not an easy task. It will require honor, chivalry and above all, strength. Do you think you can handle it?

Literally the two least-okay teenagers in the entire city: Yeah, probably.

[7ndipity]

Jin: I'm a truth seeker dammit! And if I can't find the truth, then by God I'll kiss your dad!

Y/n: EXCUSE ME?!

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Bard: I’m a firm believer in ‘if you’re going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly.’

[stardust948]

Callum: You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?"

Callum, pointing at giant Aaravos: NOT FUCKING THIS!!!

[resident-wof-expert]

Qibli: *pissed that he's losing at Battleship* F3 is a hit, and I hope someone in your family dies soon.

Winter: Still waiting on my mother.

Qibli: [W H E E Z E]

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Miguel: "As you know, I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. We've established this."

Peter B Parker: "Where am I on the list?"

Miguel: "Well, I can't tell you that because then you'll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction."

[ahfrickenfrick]

bart: -and i almost got a million points

tim:…

tim: thank god fish aren’t into cash

bart: like they’re stealing my cash?

tim: yeah- well… alright i’m gonna be honest with you.

tim: i fell asleep for a second there, like like a two, i had a two second dream-

bart: yeah?

tim: -that like fish were stealing stuff, and then when i woke up I was like ‘man could you imagine if like- they didn’t just want your valuables they wanted cash

bart: *cackling*

tim: and then i said it out loud and like i dreamed that, you didn’t see any of that fish thing i just went through

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Daemon: As you know, I keep a list of all my allies in order of how likely they are to betray me. We've established this.

Corlys: Where am I on the list?

Daemon: Well, I can't tell you that because then you'll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2625

Close enough. (Dialogue from Our Flag Means Death.)