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[askjingrandet]

Jin, if my new year doesn't bring me great boobs in some way shape or form, I'm blaming you personally. And it will be on you to fix it.

Hahaha, it's a deal if by the end of the year you haven't had any great boobs in your life I'll do my best to make up for it.

[askjingrandet]

Happy New Year!

Hey there everyone!

Well it's been quite the year I gotta say. A lot has happened to all of us but we made it through all of it (hopefully all in one piece) to the end! I know that some of you have been through a lot this year, whether sickness, loss of family/friends, or just plain overwhelmed but you fought on, sometimes barely but you still fought and made it.

Here's hoping that the New Year is gentler on all of us and brings us nothing but good friends, good times, good booze and great boobs 😉.

[askjingrandet]

Thanks for the tips about Nokto, Jin!

Don't worry, I'll fix him 😋 (Probably not, but whatever)

Hey there again Anon, I'm always happy to help and don't worry I'm sure if you keep at it you'll get there with him (or you'll wear him down 😆). Either way you'll have a lot of fun along the way.

[askjingrandet]

Hey there now, don't go giving Clavis any more bad cooking ideas then he already has! @askyves you better keep a close eye on the kitchen now.

Thoughts on peppermint ketchup?

Too cursed? Seen worse?

Add it to my wiener ice cream? I need to develop a poster, now thinking about it.

Peppermint ketchup? Oh, I love the idea! It’s refreshingly chaotic! Imagine it on a candy cane-crusted hot dog, or drizzled over a frosted sugar cookie burger. Better yet—peppermint ketchup glazed meatballs served on a bed of crushed candy canes. A true culinary masterpiece of madness! Shall we start taste-testing now?!

[askjingrandet]

Oh it's not trying to be sexy 😉

You are right though, more often then not my vibe covers up quite a lot for me including an evil laugh.

i like to imagine jins laugh sounds a little evil but his vibes make up for it

[askjingrandet]

Any tips on how I can be with Nokto? 😔

Hey there Anon,

First I have to ask are you sure that's what you want? I mean his reputation is even worse then mine when it comes to relationships. I could fill the palace probably twice over with the ladies he's upset and that's chosing a nice word.

If you're sure though I guess the next question is are you looking for something long term or just some fun? If you're looking just for fun shoot just go up to him and be honest I don't think I've ever heard him turn down a good time with no strings attached. If you want something long term and serious though well.... you may be disappointed.

See Nokto and I are the same that way, we're not really looking for that but for different reasons. Me, I don't think love actually makes anyone happy it's more hassle than it's worth but Nokto well I'm not sure he even believes in love. I catch glimpses every once and a while that make me think somewhere deep down he does but you'll have to dig pretty deep to find it.

Best I would say is get to know him first non-romantically while trying to make him uncover if he does or doesn't believe in love. He's naturally a deep thinker so as long as you can lead him there he'll think on it willingly, just don't be too upfront about it because he'll just say what he always does. If you want some better tips maybe ask Sariel, despite us being a lot a like Nokto and I have never been super close but he's always been close to Sariel.

He likes strong women too, not in the I can lift 200lbs kind of way though if you can that's great. More he likes women that can keep up with him and even offer him a challenge sometimes while still having times where they need him to take care of them. Brush up on your diplomacy and chess skills, and on your innuendo skills too. Have fun and I wish you luck, you're going to need it to catch that fox.

[askjingrandet]

Psst... How do you charm a certain 5th prince? <.< >.>

Asking for a friend.

Hey there @specters0rd

Dealing with certain 5th princes is a lot like dealing with a cat. You'll want to talk in soothing tones and not sneak up on them or make any sudden movements, you don't want to frighten them or have them run away after all. Plus if you scare him he hides under the sofas and I'm not spending an afternoon trying to coax him out again.

In all seriousness though Yves is a very sweet boy and he deserves somebody special. He can be a bit stand offish and closed off so the biggest tip I can give you is to be patient and eventually he'll come around. I know you already know he likes to cook and fashion so brush up on those and you'll have something to talk about which will help. Make sure to remember to use soothing tones though, that wasn't all a joke.

Hope it'll help you out a little bit but the most important thing with Yves is really to be your sweet self and give whatever you do your all.

[askjingrandet]

With all the stuff I've been through the last few weeks, it's a good thing you've got really deep pockets. Thanks man and I hope Santa brings you something or someone nice

Holiday Wishes

Hey there everyone! I know I've been gone for a bit but it's been a pretty hectic month here in Rhodolite and also for my admin dealing with a whole bunch of stuff at home with her kiddos and other stuff.

I wanted to make sure I got on here though tonight to wish every single one of a very Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah or whatever else you're celebrating right now. I also hope everyone has a great New Year, remember to drink responsibly, and my admin and I will see you all in the New Year.

Remember to enjoy this time of year and be good to yourselves and others!

[askjingrandet]

Holiday Wishes

Hey there everyone! I know I've been gone for a bit but it's been a pretty hectic month here in Rhodolite and also for my admin dealing with a whole bunch of stuff at home with her kiddos and other stuff.

I wanted to make sure I got on here though tonight to wish every single one of a very Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah or whatever else you're celebrating right now. I also hope everyone has a great New Year, remember to drink responsibly, and my admin and I will see you all in the New Year.

Remember to enjoy this time of year and be good to yourselves and others!

[askjingrandet]

Hey Anon and RJ I see your asks but I'm about to head out on a hot date so I will respond to you both tomorrow. Both of you have a good night now!

[askjingrandet]

Never worry about your boobs, I promise you all (wanted) boobs are beautiful. They're just the best things in the world, and make great pillows 😉.

BOOBS

IT’S FINE IF YOU HAVE BIG BOOBS

IT’S FINE IF YOU HAVE SMALL BOOBS

IT’S FINE IF YOU HAVE IN-THE-MIDDLE BOOBS

IT’S FINE IF YOU HAVE ONE BOOB

IT’S FINE IF YOU HAVE NO BOOBS

IT’S FINE IF YOUR BOOBS ARE TWO DIFFERENT SIZES

IT’S FINE IF THEY AREN’T

IT’S FINE IF YOU HAVE FAKE BOOBS

IT’S FINE IF YOU HAVE REAL ONES

YOUR BOOBS ARE FINE

YOUR BOOB VEINS AREN’T GROSS

YOUR NIPPLES LOOK PERFECT

BOOB INSECURITY IS SILLY

THEY’RE LUMPS OF FAT STOP

[askjingrandet]

Ya but along with everything else Clavis is still a gentleman, Gilbert well....ehh as long as your happy and well stocked on bandages. You two kids have fun!

*Bites him, it's not a hard one. Just enough for mischief!*

Hahaha so you need some more attention? Oh look, there's a little red mark. Best be careful now though, Sariel isn't the only one around here who punishes people when they misbehave.

Also be careful who you bite around here, you may not be ready for what you get.

*side eyes.....*

Geez, just how many of you guys have a thing for biting?

*starts counting internally*

Maybe just don't go biting any of the others but especially not @askgilbertvonobsidian.

[askjingrandet]

I'd be careful @specters0rd, that's definitely an understatement from what I know of Gilbert.

*Bites him, it's not a hard one. Just enough for mischief!*

Hahaha so you need some more attention? Oh look, there's a little red mark. Best be careful now though, Sariel isn't the only one around here who punishes people when they misbehave.

Also be careful who you bite around here, you may not be ready for what you get.

*side eyes.....*

Geez, just how many of you guys have a thing for biting?

*starts counting internally*

Maybe just don't go biting any of the others but especially not @askgilbertvonobsidian.

[askjingrandet]

*Bites him, it's not a hard one. Just enough for mischief!*

Hahaha so you need some more attention? Oh look, there's a little red mark. Best be careful now though, Sariel isn't the only one around here who punishes people when they misbehave.

Also be careful who you bite around here, you may not be ready for what you get.

*side eyes.....*

Geez, just how many of you guys have a thing for biting?

*starts counting internally*

Maybe just don't go biting any of the others but especially not @askgilbertvonobsidian.

[askjingrandet]

HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BECOME A MILF IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY NIPPLLEEEESSSS

But I do have nipples so that's not the biggest issue. See there they are,

You can thank @aquagirl1978 for this portrait, she sent it months ago when somebody else asked about my nipples.

[askjingrandet]

Go right ahead

✨ I WoUld LiKE tO be A FlY To stANd oN yOUr sKiN ✨

Did you blush?

*rest on a wall and falls*

@bontu-the-l0ver

Hey there little fly

*gives fly gentle head pat*

You know you don't need an excuse to touch me right? You can always just ask. Though I suppose being a fly let's you explore more places, just don't start tickling me okay.

[askjingrandet]

✨ I WoUld LiKE tO be A FlY To stANd oN yOUr sKiN ✨

Did you blush?

*rest on a wall and falls*

@bontu-the-l0ver

Hey there little fly

*gives fly gentle head pat*

You know you don't need an excuse to touch me right? You can always just ask. Though I suppose being a fly let's you explore more places, just don't start tickling me okay.