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[askjingrandet]

*Bites him, it's not a hard one. Just enough for mischief!*

Hahaha so you need some more attention? Oh look, there's a little red mark. Best be careful now though, Sariel isn't the only one around here who punishes people when they misbehave.

Also be careful who you bite around here, you may not be ready for what you get.

*side eyes.....*

Geez, just how many of you guys have a thing for biting?

*starts counting internally*

Maybe just don't go biting any of the others but especially not @askgilbertvonobsidian.

[askjingrandet]

HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BECOME A MILF IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY NIPPLLEEEESSSS

But I do have nipples so that's not the biggest issue. See there they are,

You can thank @aquagirl1978 for this portrait, she sent it months ago when somebody else asked about my nipples.

[askjingrandet]

Go right ahead

✨ I WoUld LiKE tO be A FlY To stANd oN yOUr sKiN ✨

Did you blush?

*rest on a wall and falls*

@bontu-the-l0ver

Hey there little fly

*gives fly gentle head pat*

You know you don't need an excuse to touch me right? You can always just ask. Though I suppose being a fly let's you explore more places, just don't start tickling me okay.

[askjingrandet]

✨ I WoUld LiKE tO be A FlY To stANd oN yOUr sKiN ✨

Did you blush?

*rest on a wall and falls*

@bontu-the-l0ver

Hey there little fly

*gives fly gentle head pat*

You know you don't need an excuse to touch me right? You can always just ask. Though I suppose being a fly let's you explore more places, just don't start tickling me okay.

[askjingrandet]

Okay okay I know my hair isn't the best look for such a handsome man like myself just....I can't bring myself to change it. It's pretty much the same way it was the last time my Mom ever did it for me.

It's alright though, I mean with this smoking hot bod if I had great hair to it just wouldn't be fair to the other Princes.

I KNEW IT, ITS THE GODDAMN HAIRCUT

Cybrid better give ma man a freakin' haircut,

i don't even recognize that this is jin. I thought it was luke for a second and i was like... "hold up-"

[askjingrandet]

[sits my chin on my fingers and gives you a big :3 face] What level of bribery do I need to engage in to make you into a milf?

Hey there Anon! Don't think you'd need bribery so much as magic or witchcraft for that.

As for making me a true dilf well I've been lucky so far but I suppose enough liquor and very good timing could do it....

I would be such a smoking hot milf though, I mean pregnancy and childbirth just accentuates a woman's curves and especially if I was still breastfeeding my boobs would be spectacular.

*daydreams about being a milf*

Mmm ya they'd definitely be big and soft

*admin walks in just then and sighs then turns around and leaves mumbling not again*

[askjingrandet]

My older sister is too shy to ask, so I will for her

What do you say to a talented artistic and mature woman, who is peaceful?

Hey there Anon!

Aren't you being a great little sibling for your big sister! Just from the little description you give she sounds great.

Artistic women no matter how talented they are are always fun. Painting, sewing, writing, dancing, singing, playing an instrument and even baking. They're all great and make a pretty lady more interesting, there's a lot of artistic things out there to discover and I love seeing what other people can do in the different arts and how they execute them.

Mature and peaceful is also a great combination, even though I'm still in my prime I'm no longer a hot blooded youth so a woman who can enjoy the simpler times together sounds great to me.

It's a nice thought to just be able to sit out, maybe near a lake on a quiet afternoon with some good food and drink. Not worrying about anything else but enjoying eachother's company and laughing.

Also mature women generally know themselves better and what they want for their lives. They also come with a wealth of experience or knowledge in many different topics if you know what I mean.

[askjingrandet]

*boops* :)

I know it's late but

*Boops you on the cheek*

Boop!

[askjingrandet]

*Emma Boop* BOOP! not boob -3-

@ask-ikepriemma

Aww I know I'm a bit late on this but

*boops Emma's nose*

Boop!

Also did you know that you can use a boob to boop, not just boop them? I can show you how later if you like.

[askjingrandet]

Jin, can you teach me how to flirt with Clavis 🥺

Hey there lovely lady, are you sure about this? I mean he is my partner in crime after all so I know just how much of a handful he can be.

If you're sure though hmmm let's see.... Clavis generally prefers to be the one doing the flirting to be honest. He seems like somebody who enjoys hearing comments and don't get me wrong they're a good place to start but, deep down he doesn't really like the shallow flattery. Being princes too may ladies just flirt with us trying to get ahead so we've kind of been turned off of it.

That being said though sincere and personal compliments would work to get you in the door. If you've got a strong stomach let him feed you the...creative...dishes he makes.

Another thing that'll work but again you have to mean it, find how he's better than Chevalier and point it out. Will make his head a bit big but you'll definitely get points. He's also a leg man so even though it's not flirting maybe get yourself some shorter skirts 😉

Hope some of this helps you in winning him over, seriously though stock up on stomach medicine if you go the food route.

[askjingrandet]

Jins Wisdom 3: Cleaning a Huge Mess.

Hey there everyone, it's another installment of Jin's Wisdom. Now I know what you're all thinking, Jin we've seen/heard about your factions office. Do you really think you're qualified to give cleaning advice? Yes, yes I do.

Now unlike Yves and Chevalier (surprisingly also Nokto) and how they do things I'm not talking about cleaning clean places. If you've got a nice tidy space that takes you less than 15 minutes to be guest ready nah this ain't for you. What I'm talking about is places in a real bad need of cleaning. The places so bad you have no idea where to even start.

Maybe you got injured or sick, maybe your mental health was struggling, maybe you had a baby or maybe your wife/husband left for a few weeks and now they're due back tomorrow and you have one day to do 2 weeks of cleaning, maybe you share an office with your brothers and every so often one of them forces you to clean the whole place because it ‘looks bad’ and is ‘dangerous’. Whatever the situation, this advice is a starting point for those types of cleaning situations.

Before I get into the specifics though, if you're struggling I want you to know it's okay to ask for help, professional or personal, even just some words of encouragement if that would help. If you don't take care of yourself, you can't take care of anything else. That said, let's get into how I do it and hopefully it helps somebody.

Gather up the very basic supplies you'll need. Broom/vacuum, garbage bags, some boxes/baskets. That's it for now we want to get it started, worry about dusting and all that later.

Pick a room/corner (not kitchen that has its own technique), start with an easier one that will go quickly so you can be encouraged by having something cleaned up quick.

Gather up all the dirty dishes you can see in the room and take them to the kitchen. Don't worry if you find more later it's ok, you'd be surprised how often we find plates hidden under stacks of paperwork in the office.

Now that the dishes are out, pick up all the big garbage or anything broken and toss it or recycle it. Don't worry about the chip crumbs or anything like that we're getting those soon.

Next pick up anything big/obvious off the floor that isn't the small trash, so things like toys, clothes, paperwork whatever it is. If it belongs in that room/area set it aside if not stuff it in one of the baskets keeping all of the same category together. I set the baskets on the sofa when Yves makes me clean so I don't have to keep bending down, don't want to hurt my back after all.

Now here is where your floor type matters, if you have carpet you need to do things differently because this is for wood/tile/vinyl/marble. What we do now is sweep everything into one big pile into the center of the area/room. Then we give the pile a look over, are there small objects that aren't trash like toys, gloves, cufflinks etc. If there is dig em out and put them in the proper basket. Once you're sure nothing is left just sweep it into a dust pan and toss.

With the floors done, do the same with any other surface that has stuff on it like desks or bookshelves, not sure why there was a sheath hidden behind some books that one time but…If there's anything like crumbs or something on these surfaces just wipe them onto the floor.

Next we're going to take the vacuum or broom again and go over the floor again, getting up the really fine or stubborn dirt we didn't get earlier along with all the crumbs and stuff we just wiped onto it.

Take those baskets to where whatever is in them belongs. So for example all the clothes go to the laundry area. I'd you want to tackle a second room/area go back up to step one, if not move to the last step.

This is the last step and it's to wash all those dishes you brought into the kitchen earlier, not all the dishes just those we brought in. My admin said this is a lot easier if you have a dishwasher to do it for you if not then we'll put on some good music.

With all of that done you're on your way! I know it's not doing everything like dusting, mopping, windows etc but as I said that's not what I'm going for with this. This is advice on how to do it when it's become so overwhelming it paralyzes you. At least with the very basics done, if you can keep on top of it for a while then you can slowly work up to doing the bigger tasks when you're ready.

Just take things one step at a time and don't overwhelm yourself, especially if you've been really struggling. Remember take care of you first otherwise nothing else is going to get taken care of, not properly anyways.

Miscellaneous Cleaning Tidbits:

Hand wash dishes by starting with the least dirty moving to dirtiest. So cups/glasses, utensils, plates/bowls then pots/pans.

If you don't like strong chemical cleaners, vinegar or lemon juice can be used instead. You can find loads of recipes out there for cleaning pastes and sprays using them.

Don't be afraid to wash your wood floors! Find a good product and follow its directions (my admin uses Murphy's oil) the floors will thank you.

Beat/shake out your rugs every so often, it's a great stress reliever especially if you pretend it's somebody you hate or are angry at.

Got dusty blinds? If they can easily come down, take them down, put them in the bathtub and pour water over them. Gets rid of the dust fast, just make sure to handle them gently, like you would if it was a beautiful woman. If they can't be taken down lay a towel under them and use a spray bottle with a bit of dish soap then rinse with another spray bottle of just water.

Rinse blood out of fabrics while still wet if you can it helps to not stain them.

Toss out or donate toys when your little kids are in school or gone away for a while. This way no fighting over them wanting to keep a toy they hadn't played with in six months just because they saw it again. This one was from my admin.

Don't mix cleaning chemicals!

Put on upbeat music, it will usually help and at the least won't hurt.

Open up your windows for a bit each day to get some fresh air in, weather permitting of course.

[askjingrandet]

Hahahaha, well you got me there. You're too sweet little rabbit Lizzie.

*ruffles your hair*

Here's a little treat for you!

(shh i found it on google, baking is not available to me rn lol)

Oh wow little rabbit Lizzie (it wouldn't let me tag you) those look real tasty! It's ok that you can't bake any for me I'll just ask @askyves if he can whip up a batch, for all of us of course.

Now for your treat... why don't you come over here like a good little bunny and snuggle up in my lap and I'll pat your head. I can even whip you up some carrot cake cupcakes, just don't eat too many or bring them anywhere near Licht.

Have a great Halloween!

[askjingrandet]

Why hello there

*softly strokes your hair*

How about later on we go and get into some magical mischief, fairies are known for both after all.

Here's a little treat for you!

(shh i found it on google, baking is not available to me rn lol)

Oh wow little rabbit Lizzie (it wouldn't let me tag you) those look real tasty! It's ok that you can't bake any for me I'll just ask @askyves if he can whip up a batch, for all of us of course.

Now for your treat... why don't you come over here like a good little bunny and snuggle up in my lap and I'll pat your head. I can even whip you up some carrot cake cupcakes, just don't eat too many or bring them anywhere near Licht.

Have a great Halloween!

[askjingrandet]

Trick or Treat!!

Hope you had a fun Halloween @pathogenic! Here ya go, have some nice lollipops

When I was pretty little, maybe 7 years old, I once spent an entire afternoon wondering if I could use a lollipop like those to hypnotize someone. Even tried it out on @askclavislelouch but sadly it didn't work.

[askjingrandet]

Hello! Hope you’re well!

Treat, please 😊

< if I’m still within the time frame 🥲😂 >

Happy Halloween @ike-garden2024. Now let's see what would be a good treat for a beautiful lady like you? How about some flowers

And if you don't like roses or want something more colorful

I'll let you in on a little secret, I think orchids are one of the prettiest flowers around.

[askjingrandet]

Treat, please.

Though a sweety like you might be enough of a treat already.

Hey there @rjthirsty your pretty sweet yourself handing out a compliment like that.

Now let's see a treat for you...well seeing as how you said I'm enough heres a little tid bit about me and a pic, both slightly naughty of course after the great fic you wrote about me 😉.

My favorite time of day to be in bed with a woman is actually at sunset. The way the setting sun looks on flushed skin, gorgeous.

Have a great Halloween!

[askjingrandet]

Here's a little treat for you!

(shh i found it on google, baking is not available to me rn lol)

Oh wow little rabbit Lizzie (it wouldn't let me tag you) those look real tasty! It's ok that you can't bake any for me I'll just ask @askyves if he can whip up a batch, for all of us of course.

Now for your treat... why don't you come over here like a good little bunny and snuggle up in my lap and I'll pat your head. I can even whip you up some carrot cake cupcakes, just don't eat too many or bring them anywhere near Licht.

Have a great Halloween!