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don't be silly, wrap your willy!
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[ sound of waves crashing ] R: It’s almost time for me to leave. J: Don’t remind me, let me enjoy this fantasy a bit while longer. Even the best of fantasies have to end, love. R: You don’t have to go back to her. You can stay here in Tartosa, with me. J: I do have to go back… I owe it to my wife. D: CUT! Great work you two. We’re losing daylight so we’ll wrap up for the day. J: Still up for dinner with the crew? R: Yeah, just have to make a call first. I can meet you guys there. J: I’ll wait for you, I’ll be by the store entrance when you’re ready.
R: Hey, finally finished shooting. V: Did it go well? Not nervous anymore? R: We didn’t get to the kiss scene. The sun sets dast here. V: Well I’m sure you’re freaking out now. R: A bit. I don’t even know why I am nervous… it’s just Joe. V: I think you’re more nervous about the car scene after. R: It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve fucked in the backseat of a car. V: Language please, my niece is suspiciously close to the phone. R: Oh… sorry. V: It’s cool she didn’t hear anything. What are you going to do now? R: Joe and the crew want to grab dinner. So after we hung up that’s where I’ll be. V: You know you don’t have to tell me where you are going right? R: I know but, I want to. So you’re on babysitting duty? V: Yeah I offered to watch the kids for the night. R: That’s sweet. How’s that going? V: Pretty good. Little man went down easy. Mae on the other hand… R: She’s being difficult? V: More like hyper as hell. Currently I am her new favorite thing to climb. R: She probably wants your attention. I should probably let you go. V: Alright, I got to put her to bed so I’ll talk to you tomorrow. R: I’m off so we can talk more tomorrow. V: I’ve got a game tomorrow. R: Shit. Totally forgot. I’ll be watching rooting for you! V: Thanks Reina. Ouch! I gotta go. Enjoy dinner!
D: fuck. D: Hey… This is Dina Caliente. We hooked up like a few weeks ago. Hot blonde with great tits. Well… there is really no way easy way to say this. I’m pregnant. It’s 100% your baby cause I haven’t been with ANYONE else. V: Okay. Here’s my number. Text or call me. We can set up a time to talk about this. D: Sounds good. I’ll text you. I’m texting my mom’s bf to see if he knows any good doctors.
#ts4#the sims 4#ts4 edit#ts4 gameplay#the sims 4 edit#current household#slate#and with that... i will leave you all with this cliff hanger#LMFAO#im going to be taking a small break from slate so i can enjoy the rest of my vacation#how do we their reina is going to react to the news?#YES it is vinny's baby
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#LMFAO#LEAVE HIM ALONE#rui kamishiro#pjsk#project sekai#kamishiro rui#proseka#project sekai colorful stage#hatsune miku colorful stage#vocaloid#wxs#wxs rui#wonderland x showtime#rui project sekai#rui pjsk#rui pjsekai#rui prsk#prsk
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Sexy and they know it.🤣
#love and deepspace#lads#farspace colonel#love and deepspace sylus#lads zayne#rafayel#love and deepspace xavier#lads caleb#lmfao#sexy and they know it
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Just went through an old family album and realised I am by far the ugliest in the family. God dammit.
#desiblr✨#desiblr#desi tag#desi blog#desi aesthetic#desi tumblr#desi teen#lol#lmfao#me irl rn#irl#meirl#me irl lol#me irl tbh#me irl tho#meme#funny memes#haha#humor#memedaddy#its true#relatives#family#drama#family issues#family drama#family love#fun#laughter#children
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@deityofforsakenfates
My friend sent me this with a "this made me think of you."
I feel so seen.
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homophobic after seeing the new stuff coming in the pride update
#LMFAO#i’m a natural born hater i think like 99.9% of pride merch is ugly and tacky don’t listen to me#the knitted flags look cute???#but that MAKEUP……
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since facebook nixed fact checking some really cool things are being shared and I am totally here for it
#facebook#elon musk#elongated muskrat#fuck elon musk#fuck elongated muskrat#lmao#lol#true real verified news#meme#memes#lmfao#funny#relatable meme#relatable memes#relatable#dank memes#memedaddy#funny meme#tumblr memes
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#lgbtq+#gay#lesbian#bisexual#trans#queer#trans men#trans women#non binary#pansexual#asexual#pride#pride month#transgender#transfem#nonbinary#trans joy#trans community#trans beauty#lol#lolz#lmfao#humor#funny#hilarious#comedy#lmao#humour#laugh#meme
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for the last few months, not knowing 100 gecs was a band, ive been saying "100 gecs" whenever i meant to say "lmao", "lol" and "lmfao" as a direct result of me misunderstanding this tweet.
my friends knew the band so they didnt have this misconception. and still they just kinda rolled with it??? like imagine something like your friend seemingly randomly saying the beatles, sometimes in all caps in the middle of their messages HELPP
i also thought the amount of "gecs" would change depending on how funny something was, so for example just sort of saying lol at the end of a message would be translated to about 20 gecs. a standard lmao would be about 60 gecs, and a proper LMFAOO was 100 gecs. i had a whole system
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#haha#ha ha funny#lmfao#hilarious#funny shit#humor#dank humor#dank memes#meme#meme humor#lol meme#lol#lolz#funny#comedy#lmao#humour#laugh#comic#funny memes#funny stuff#memes#hilarious memes#new memes
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The tiktok is especially funny to me because the cyber truck mom is like "it's got this great trunk space and automatic door so our stuff doesn't get wet" and it's like, anyone who's read the bare minimum online about cyber trucks knows you're not supposed to drive the cyber trucks in the rain or through car washes because all the water will go straight through the frame and damage the battery so it's like a net-zero talking point.

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#mine was trueloveneverdies93#it was back in 2011 and i got it from a twilight poster#lmfao#tumblr polls#polls
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LMFAO All the tards thinking federal minimum wage of $7.25 per hour (minimum wage for tipped employees is $2.13 per hour) is somehow magically better than Denmark's "Flexicurity" law. Also, as a Dane or Greenlander, your tuition in the EU/EEA is basically free.

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kim, uhm, kim where's my door
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