#LMFAO

[warningengine]

[bunnithechubs]

don't be silly, wrap your willy!

transcript:

[ sound of waves crashing ] R: It’s almost time for me to leave. J: Don’t remind me, let me enjoy this fantasy a bit while longer. Even the best of fantasies have to end, love. R: You don’t have to go back to her. You can stay here in Tartosa, with me. J: I do have to go back… I owe it to my wife. D: CUT! Great work you two. We’re losing daylight so we’ll wrap up for the day. J: Still up for dinner with the crew? R: Yeah, just have to make a call first. I can meet you guys there. J: I’ll wait for you, I’ll be by the store entrance when you’re ready.

R: Hey, finally finished shooting. V: Did it go well? Not nervous anymore? R: We didn’t get to the kiss scene. The sun sets dast here. V: Well I’m sure you’re freaking out now. R: A bit. I don’t even know why I am nervous… it’s just Joe. V: I think you’re more nervous about the car scene after. R: It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve fucked in the backseat of a car. V: Language please, my niece is suspiciously close to the phone. R: Oh… sorry. V: It’s cool she didn’t hear anything. What are you going to do now? R: Joe and the crew want to grab dinner. So after we hung up that’s where I’ll be. V: You know you don’t have to tell me where you are going right? R: I know but, I want to. So you’re on babysitting duty? V: Yeah I offered to watch the kids for the night. R: That’s sweet. How’s that going? V: Pretty good. Little man went down easy. Mae on the other hand… R: She’s being difficult? V: More like hyper as hell. Currently I am her new favorite thing to climb. R: She probably wants your attention. I should probably let you go. V: Alright, I got to put her to bed so I’ll talk to you tomorrow. R: I’m off so we can talk more tomorrow. V: I’ve got a game tomorrow. R: Shit. Totally forgot. I’ll be watching rooting for you! V: Thanks Reina. Ouch! I gotta go. Enjoy dinner!

D: fuck. D: Hey… This is Dina Caliente. We hooked up like a few weeks ago. Hot blonde with great tits. Well… there is really no way easy way to say this. I’m pregnant. It’s 100% your baby cause I haven’t been with ANYONE else. V: Okay. Here’s my number. Text or call me. We can set up a time to talk about this. D: Sounds good. I’ll text you. I’m texting my mom’s bf to see if he knows any good doctors.

[frankencanon]

WHY

[pinkunokoneko42]

Sexy and they know it.🤣

[7975348473]

Just went through an old family album and realised I am by far the ugliest in the family. God dammit.

[callsigndreadfrost]

@deityofforsakenfates

My friend sent me this with a "this made me think of you."

I feel so seen.

[tricoufamily]

homophobic after seeing the new stuff coming in the pride update

[casualfoxwitch]

since facebook nixed fact checking some really cool things are being shared and I am totally here for it

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[lanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

for the last few months, not knowing 100 gecs was a band, ive been saying "100 gecs" whenever i meant to say "lmao", "lol" and "lmfao" as a direct result of me misunderstanding this tweet.

my friends knew the band so they didnt have this misconception. and still they just kinda rolled with it??? like imagine something like your friend seemingly randomly saying the beatles, sometimes in all caps in the middle of their messages HELPP

i also thought the amount of "gecs" would change depending on how funny something was, so for example just sort of saying lol at the end of a message would be translated to about 20 gecs. a standard lmao would be about 60 gecs, and a proper LMFAOO was 100 gecs. i had a whole system

[shutinthenutouse]

[bringbackmaes14]

The tiktok is especially funny to me because the cyber truck mom is like "it's got this great trunk space and automatic door so our stuff doesn't get wet" and it's like, anyone who's read the bare minimum online about cyber trucks knows you're not supposed to drive the cyber trucks in the rain or through car washes because all the water will go straight through the frame and damage the battery so it's like a net-zero talking point.

[readandwriteclub]

LMFAO All the tards thinking federal minimum wage of $7.25 per hour (minimum wage for tipped employees is $2.13 per hour) is somehow magically better than Denmark's "Flexicurity" law. Also, as a Dane or Greenlander, your tuition in the EU/EEA is basically free.

[cpericardium]

kim, uhm, kim where's my door

[knightofleo]