#LMFAO

[the-sun-is-also-a-star]

I'm a simple human i see moon and be instantly amazed every time

I’m a simple human i see sunset and be instantly amazed every time

[tinkerbitch69]

The old gang getting all excited and emotional over saving the world again while Percy just sighs out “I’m so tired” is such Only Human in The Party vibes.

[fastboatsmojito]

Carmy with ❛ shut up and kiss me already. ❜ and high on adrenaline kind of sex maybe after he receives a Michelin star for the bear

HEHEHEHEHE incredible, thank u Sonia 🫡

notes; writing celebration reqs like it hasn’t been over a month whoopsies I’d apologize but it will happen again unfortunately

cw; smut btc, gn reader, a little fingering, mostly a lot of praising Carmy, enjoy <3

he was usually full of anxious energy, nervous, stressed, panicked about whatever thought — or thoughts rather, his brain had clung to that particular moment.

this was different, of course he was worried he’d made it all up or said something stupid during the phone call and blocked it out but even the panic was hard to grasp onto; being pushed out by the sweet sound of you congratulating him.

the second he walked through the door you were wrapping your arms around him, praising him repeatedly between kisses like you’d just die if he didn’t know how proud of him you were. ‘Carm’ and ‘you did it’ and ‘you deserve it’ on repeat by you and his own mind.

“baby — baby, thank you, can I take my coat off please?” you’d barely noticed you were crowding him at the door, stepping away only long enough for him to be ‘couch ready’ before wrapping yourself around his arm.

with his coat seemingly went his inhibitions, bringing his mouth back to your own and stumbling your way to the couch.

any other day he’d be slower — take his time focusing on all the ways to drive you crazy before his pants were even off, but the rush of finally being able to accept the recognition you’d told him time and time again he deserved made him hasty, greedy, and focused.

tattooed hands found their way below the waistband of your pants, skilled fingers pleading to be occupied, and your continued praises against his tongue — though revered, were getting in his way of hearing you moan against him. how else was he supposed to know he was doing his job right?

“you’re so proud of me, I know. will you shut up for a second so I can hear you?” though contradictory to the pleasure-filled mind, you knew what he meant.

moving your head to nip at the side of his neck at his tone, and returning your mouth to his as he slid a finger into you, earning him the privilege of a moan right into his mouth that he had deemed so necessary.

[titnof]

ofc he would

Likely thing for him to do

[shutinthenutouse]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

no hate to people that think reality shifting is real you do you but the thought of someone genuinely wanting to live in yellowjackets is making me SCREAM

[rosekasa]

accidentally started headcanoning chat noir always kissing ladybug's neck whenever she's in reach while doodling their hotel shenanigans...

(also pages 1-3 of this comic is up on patreon rn)

[thelunarsystem2426]

IM LOSING MY SHIT

"I SHOULD HAVE ABSORBED YOU IN THE WOMB" OH MY FUCKING GOD AKDJAJJDJAJSHAHSHAHSH

the sibling havers

[sturnioloho]

ik his shit taste like battery acid

[sethjarvy]

[kacchanot-fucking-deal-with-this]

another nerd hopelessly devoted to their first real friend… hmmmm… this sounds… familiar…

(bad first drawing under the cut)

[shutinthenutouse]

[rangerweezy]

I am Allie, god of did you know I was in a relationship

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

[snowyroads]

im fucking dead 😭😭

[nibblette]

🤣🤡

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

[mcyteggs]

ro....crumbs........?

(transcription under the cut 😭😭😭)

Zam: Although, try not to pick somewhere super far away because I might die to kinetic energy.

Mapicc, overlapping: Can we go to the Roshambo room? In my castle?

Zam: We are not gonna go there, no. We are not going there, no.

Mapicc: It's a strip club! Derap, it's a strip club!

Zam: No! No.

Derapchu: I don't actually like those actually— shocking.

Zam: Yeah not, we're not going there. We're not doing that.

Mapicc, overlapping: Yeah don't lie, bro.

Derapchu: Okay.

Mapicc: It's a Roshambo strip club..

Zam: Stop saying those words.

Derapchu: That's not— I think he's under the age of 18, actually.

Zam: Oh my god.

Derapchu: That might not be a good idea actually.

Mapicc: No he's not!

Derapchu: Wait really? I actually don't remember, actually.

Mapicc: [laughs]

Zam: Okay, let's start over. Hi Derapchu, so nice to talk you today! Let's completely start over.

Derapchu: Hi! [laughs]