#lmfbo

[jax2k]

[sp1cyxxx]

[getsugaten-hoes]

35. Do you always fantasise while you masturbate?

Not always, sometimes you just gotta pull up a vid and call it a day but the fantasies have been on one as of late I won’t lie

[prismaticpastry]

fuck you mean I have to buy minecraft again lmfbo what the hot shit is this

[sheilafaye2289]

REAL REAL GORGEOUS GORGEOUS CAT WEARING HER REAL GORGEOUS CAT NECKLACE TOO LMFBO LMFBO!! 👨🏼‍🦱👨🏼‍🦱

[slitwristshawty]

It’s crazy I said 30 days day 1 I get the worst news ever lmfbo . Gotta love this shit

[nicfat621]

Lmfbo

[sheilafaye2289]

HI HI HONEY HONEY ONE MORE TIME LMFBO LMFBO!! 👨🏾‍🦰👨🏾‍🦰

[aycucuy]

How about those cut away shots. Lmfbo

[paruo]

lmfbo laughing my fucking butt off

[jax2k]

[allisonirish]

The Bad Batch Insomnia Day 15

Sorry I took so long to get this done. You know college and work and stuff.

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Hunter Wrecker: Wanna hear a sad joke? Echo: Sure Wrecker: What do you call Hunter when we're out of caf? Crosshair: What? Wrecker: Depresso Echo: *Chuckles* Hunter: *Bursts into tears* Crosshair: *Trying to figure out why it's funny and why Hunter's crying* ---------------- Tech: *Emerges from lab for the first time in 15 days* Omega: TIIIIICH!! Hunter: OH MY GOSH YOU'RE BACK! AND YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! ---------- Wrecker: SO Tech, It's good to have you back Crosshair: Assuming you're still sane and all. Tech: Oh I am perfectly sane, in fact I may have made the greatest scientific discovery in the history of the galaxy. Echo: What? Tech: I have created a fully functioning ION ENGINE out of only DIRT and WRECKER'S TOENAILS!! Crosshair: *Gags* Echo: *Look of horror* Wrecker: SO that's where those went! ----------- Echo: Tech is obviously extremely sleep deprived and needs rest. Crosshair: *Rolls eyes* Like the rest of us don't. ------------ Crosshair: *Listening to Hunter Chew Out Tech* Hunter: What were you thinking? Leaving without telling anyone? Tech: Hunter: Going full fledged mad scientist without giving me any warning beforehand? Do you know how hard my life has been lately Tech? Tech: Hunter: Do you know how long it took me to figure out how to use the microwave oven? Crosshair had to show me! And he doesn't even know how to preheat a normal oven! Crosshair: I object to that! ----------- Omega Wrecker: What have you got there Megs? Omega: He's my new best friend, his name is Mr. Granite! *Holds up rock with face painted on it* Wrecker: Well hello there Mr. Granite! I can tell that you will be a fine addition to our squad!

[getsugaten-hoes]

Has a woman ever made you feel butterflies?

More times than I can count

[aotxcodstanstanaccount]

(Vanguard x My OC)

Wade: NO WAY LUCAS SHE IS MINE

Lucas: NO FUCKING! SHE IS MINE

Arthur: Hey there, calm down! no fight

Tata/Panda: Lucas and Wade I have you two boyfriends Lucas and Wade

Arthur:.....

Wade and Lucas: WHAT!

[1-1-s1ay-2-2]

Until you’ve bled from your penis for three to seven days straight…for your…entire life…since you were young enough to care until you’re too old to care anymore, and built with your actual insides, then also, painfully, like immeasurably painful, passed a ten pound, watermelon-sized human being from your inwards, don’t come at me like you know more about life or my body than I do.

[folkpunkrock-littlewing-blog]

Conversations between @antihirohamada and I at 4 am