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There are multiple swordplay disciplines at the gym where I study longsword and I feel so masc when the rapier swordsmen train at the same time as me. Their blades are so delicate and sharp, their hilts are twisted and polished into floral designs and they’re always dancing around and lunging gracefully with perfect lines and tight doublets and twirling capes. meanwhile I am putting in reps on a move that can best be called the decapitator 2.5

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wade wilson when i GET you

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(She was a pitbull husky mix, close enough)

pitbull with no reference

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Richard Siken… Richard Fucking Siken. You asked RICHARD SIKEN if his poems were inspired by BUDDIE. Gay men do not exist in people’s heads except as props huh?

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Watched the 2004 Phantom of the Opera film for the first time ever, ask me anything

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why is it so hard for able bodied people to believe that doctors are sometimes just incompetent? you realize doctors are people, right? people that can be bad at their job. that happens sometimes. they don't know everything because there's a piece of paper on their wall that says they're smart, actually. they can sometimes be wrong, actually. they can sometimes cut corners and take the easy way out, actually. they can sometimes hate their job and make that their patients problem, actually. doctors aren't all saints who do everything right the first time. please stop invalidating disabled people when they complain about their terrible treatment at the hands of medical professionals. please stop putting the feelings of doctors over the lives of their patients.

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he would do numbers

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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

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Giggling at the idea that Paradox becomes Deadpool and Wolverine's Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Somehow Paradox gets out of TVA prison or whatever they did to him, and starts causing pesky problems in Wade's universe. It becomes a weekly thing where Deadpool and Wolverine solve whatever problem Paradox makes before dinner and Paradox curses them everyday and vows to hatch the evilest plan yet for next time. They would report him to the TVA, but its sorta fun getting out of the house. They make a compromise, no evil plans on the weekend, and Paradox makes a little villain life in New York. One week its robots, one week its dancing pollen, one week its zombies, but hey, Wade and Logan get to kill some things and bond over fighting together and they sometimes give Paradox a black eye or two for the trouble. It's a good system for them. Logan still considers this retirement compared to the shit show his life was in his universe. Wade also gets his hero status fighting neighborhood crime weekly. And Paradox can make his little schemes. It's a win for everybody.

Also might write this after I graduate! A fun little one-shot series if it strikes me. Would anyone be interested in reading if I publish it?

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Thank you for the tag @valentinsylve !

I have so much gender envy for this picrew I made...

I love this for me

Tagging @swordsonnet-bardofwar @blue-vvitch @junkdrawertales @judge-tenderly

Thanks for the tag, @stolennumbers! My mission: do this piccrew and take this uquiz to find out how the fandom would characterize moi.

Haven't done a piccrew in a hot second. My hair is currently varieties of dark brown and gray, and I have a fuck off leather jacket which needs to be refurbished since I've been wearing it since 1993 lol. My favorite eye shadow is gold. I don't have fangs irl but they are cute, so there.

This is my character result. Okay!

@bringbackmaes14, @uttermywish, @itsthetreesknees, @love-songs-for-emma, @divinebruises... anyone?

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Wade and Laura do a hear me out cake except it’s actually one of thouse foreshadowing memes with the short clip interspersed throughout the video being the cake getting thrown and Wade getting his face sliced open and at the end we find out it’s because wade’s last (and favorite) hear me out was Logan—

Queue Laura yelling: IS THAT MY FUCKING DAD??? Before punching him claws out and throwing the cake

…. (This may or may not lead to them brawling on the floor— or more so Laura mauling him and Wade laughing his ass off- Logan walks by in the background, taking a long casual sip from his whiskey as he does before realizing what’s going on, back tracking a few steps, and tryna pull Laura off him before the video cuts out)

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I doubt I'll get around to a 600 Strike animatic in the near future, so this'll have to do for now.

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Among kids of my generation and class I think it was fairly common for our parents to have a self-store unit for at least a portion of our childhood, and I think also probably it was pretty common for us to witness them being kind of ashamed of it. The feeling that my parents had, and I to some degree internalized, was that if you needed to store stuff outside of your home, well, you had too much stuff. I've heard other people my age express the same sentiment.

To an extent I can understand the feeling, but it's something I and my peers are having to unlearn. Because finally I came to the conclusion that the idea of offsite storage hits differently when you live in a city apartment, when you don't have a garage or a garden shed or a basement. You live amongst everything you own. My friends agree -- you might not want to get rid of your Christmas decorations or your LARP costumes and props or your camping gear, because you do use those things, but you also don't need to keep them in the home. And if I were offered an extra walk-in closet in my condo for $30 a month added onto my mortgage, I'd take it in a heartbeat. The fact that it happens to be about a mile away instead of inside my bedroom is almost immaterial at that point.

There's no real goal in making this post other than to talk about it, because I think it's something a lot of us unconsciously hold onto. And I know that also a lot of people hold shame about having a "cluttered" home, or being unable to part with things you don't really need anymore, so you know.

I've carefully packed up my Halloween decorations in a watertight bin and soon I'll stash them away until next year, when I'll be able to just go over to storage and haul out my winter clothes and my Halloween stuff and enjoy it, instead of watching it attract dust in the closet.

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Daddy, Daddy, I wanna go over there!! To the ice cream shop!!!

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Sketches by A.K. MacDonald, 1932

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Ok I’ll just start the x-men posting off with this one. Pretty much the first thing I drew upon realizing that they were spinning in my head and I was screwed

(Btw, I finally caved and made a bluesky account; my handle is m0rbs.bsky.social)

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I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.

If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.

If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we’d never come up with those ears.

If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn’t know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.

We wouldn’t know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.

My point here is that we don’t know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they’d been all around us the whole time.