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Izzy's video from the set of Samalamadingdong x
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'old friend' is about the homosexualest thing you can call somebody. you might as well be fingering them
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*incoherent noises*
#HEY OH MY GOD HELLO#date everything fanart#volt date everything#eddie date everything#breaker box boys#volt x eddie#breaker box fanart
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This is the asexual and monster fucker site - I feel you’ll appreciate my thoughts on this.
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Fanfic Author Asks!
(I love these things so much, I thought I would do my own lol)
How many WIPS do you currently have?
Do you prefer oneshots or longfics?
What was the last thing you looked up for a fic?
Do you save your 'cut scenes' from your fics? (Want to share one?)
Where do you get your title inspiration from?
Do you listen to anything while you write? Or do you prefer silence?
What fic are you the proudest of?
Has anyone ever drawn fanart for one of your fics before?
What time do you prefer to write? (Day, night, etc.?)
How much do you write before you post?
Do you outline your fics before writing them?
Have you ever made a moodboard for a fic? (Do you want to share it?)
Have you ever made a playlist for a fic? (Share?)
What is something you really like about your work(s)?
Do you look at comments right away? Or save them for later?
How do you write your fics? (Handwritten, google docs, word, etc)
Do you regularly discuss your fics, or do you keep most of the info to yourself before you start posting?
How do you decide what POV to write in?
Do you work on multiple fics at once or only one at a time?
What made you start writing?
What is something that no one has caught about one of your fics?
What is one of your favorite tropes to write?
Do you post your fics on a schedule?
Do you have any writing goals? (Word counts, chapters, finishing fics, trying something new?)
Is there a scene you are dreading writing? (Want to share what it is?)
What is your favorite part about writing?
What is a question that you never get asked about your fics that you really want to answer?
Do you prefer canon compliant fics or AUs?
What fic are you the least proud of?
Is there something you would go back and change about a fic if you could?
How do you stay motivated?
Out of all your fics, what is your favorite title?
What is your favorite line from *insert fic name here*?
Have you ever done a collaboration? Would you?
Favorite review you've gotten?
Are/were you surprised by your top fic? (hits, kudos, comments, anything)
Favorite genre?
Fic idea you're most excited to get to?
Do you have a preferred writing snack/drink?
Happy Endings or Sad Endings?
Bonus: Readers, tell your fave authors something you liked about their fics/works!
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What a wonderful piece of media! Surely the fandom will be literate and normal
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hey everything that has ever left me, can you return back to me one final time
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He's and Imbecile and desperately wants me inside of him HE'S EXACTLY MY TYPE.
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Last one for a bit until I feel the need to write more.
Anyway, here's my Luke Nukem headcanons. I <3 the clinically insane microwave man.
Severe insomniac, even before his power crank addiction he had a hard time getting shut-eye
Despite his sleep issues, he is a definitive morning person.
Got a lifetime ban from a large hotel chain for pulling the fire alarm. He was only trying to warn the patrons to evacuate from the bomb threat. The "bomb" was actually a dead golf cart battery that hotel maintenance left on the upper deck.
MC is his second owner, his original owner was a frat house that never used him for things other than pizza rolls and tendies. MC found him at a thrift store for ten bucks and he's been with them since.
Conspiracy theorist. Believes in numerous crackpot theories but not limited to: Chemtrails, fluoride poisoning, Reptilian Elites, 5G, and that Australia is a psyop that doesn't actually exist. Kopi is not amused at the last one.
He didn't know that 'power crank' was just a bottle of extra strength caffeine supplements that fell behind him years ago. He still takes them for their intended purpose post-realization. Yeah he knows they're a placebo for his beloved 'power crank' when he was a microwave but he doesn't care.
If you value your sanity, do not let this man get high on psychedelics. Just ask Parker, he's still traumatized from the last time Luke had psilocybin.
He honestly loves his bomb squad job and if Employee of the month was a thing there, he'd get it every month.
This man goes FERAL for Nutter Butter cookies. He bought a Costco membership just to buy cases at a time. Likes to dunk the cookies in chocolate milk.
Dog dad. Has a German Shepherd puppy named Tank. Can often be seen at the dog park and will ask for a pup cup at the coffee shop drive through on the way home. If he gets a sweet treat, so does his little buddy.
Gun nut. Has multiple firearms and 100% believes it is his constitutional right to acquire as many as he can. No gun range is safe.
He's a regular at the same gun range as Connie. He kinda likes her.
Leg man. Nothing gets his motor revving like a fine pair of gams.
Smoker. He enjoys the occasional cigar.
Tried to join Multiple branches of the US military but every single one of them ended with a Hot Pocket exploding in the microwave during basic training. He took it as a conspiracy from the US Government against himself.
Mostly apolitical with some libertarian leanings but an easy way to get on his shitlist is to call him a Fed even as a joke.
Best friends/Bottle buddies with Kristof. Cannot stand that Jackass Friar.
Carnivore. Want to make him happy? Just bring the meats and a grill. Beer is optional but welcomed.
MMA fan. Really a fan of just about any form of combat sport in general.
Cannot do sad movies. He will BAWL like a baby.
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so yeah, playing with Luke's chassis while straddling his lap, holding his gun to his head and telling him if he cums without permission you'll shoot ❤️ watching him try so hard to be good for his ranger and will himself to stop squirming and whining, until finally you tell him he can cum and he just sobs as he ruins his pants
god he's pathetic i want him so bad
#gonna think about this one for weeks#nsfw#fanfic ideas#gun play#luke nukem#date everything#date everything fanfic#date everything smut
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i think they should kiss
#lmfao#need to be between them#date everything#luke nukem#luke date everything#kristof date everything#date everything fanart#fave
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kicked outta walmart 4 fuckin da microwave
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More date everything textposts! 3/?? Others: 1 2 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
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When Ranger says they'll be back with a clean towel after nutting exploding pizzarolls inside you but you hear the romance novel gays in the utility room starting to act up again.
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