#send asks

[lurkingheartbrat]

Ask away~

Anonymously ask me anything you want.

[reader-from-another-dimension]

Ask (Wild) Shockwave! The camera go pro has found himself a sparkling, what will he do?

[1ittlet0yy]

do u like my cute ruffly panties dad? i got them just for u! 🫶🏻

send me icky threats pls???🥺

[woodsmanwife]

Your wife/page is so hot. Thank you for posting her pics. Very lucky man. Have a great day bro.

Thanks!

[thedemonofcat]

Alright, so, toxic witchers.

As in poisonous witchers. The mutagens altered them to the point where pretty much every fluid in their body could kill someone.

They only go into towns to find the contracts. They don’t eat with humans, sleep in their homes, or visit brothels. Their very saliva could be dangerous.

When Geralt tells Jaskier that following him will kill the bard, he means it quite literally.

Maybe Jaskier is a creature immune to poison. Maybe he builds up a tolerance. Maybe Yennefer makes a potion for Jaskier.

Whatever solution they come up with, it all ends with Jaskier holding a severely touch-starved Geralt in his arms.

Geralt cursed himself for not being faster. The werewolf had managed to drive its claws deep into his chest before he could react. It had threatened Jaskier, and Geralt couldn’t let his bard be harmed. Now, lying inches away from the slain beast, he was bleeding out on the forest floor.

“Geralt, you’re taking too long,” Jaskier’s voice called out, anxious. When the bard finally spotted him, he rushed over, panic setting in. “Oh gods, you’ll be okay,” Jaskier cried, hastily removing his doublet to press against Geralt’s wounds.

“You’ll get sick,” Geralt murmured weakly. “Touching my blood... it’s dangerous.”

“Right now, that doesn’t matter. Just tell me what potion you need,” Jaskier pleaded, his voice trembling.

“It does matter. I don’t want you getting sick because of my mutation,” Geralt insisted, his voice fading.

“I’m immune, remember? The freak who can’t die,” Jaskier choked out through his tears. “But you can’t die on me, Geralt. You can’t.”

Geralt reached up with a trembling hand, gently brushing away Jaskier’s tears. “Don’t cry. I prefer your smile.”

Jaskier forced a shaky laugh. “Then tell me what potion you need, and I promise, I’ll keep smiling.”

[ask-jax-things]

*holds her bunny out to him* You haven't seen arson so I brought arson to you

- @ask-pomni-things

ARSON!!! *picks up arson and starts petting him* awww, he’s so cute! almost as cute as me :D

[ficandkaboodle]

She do like to yammer…

Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP AHHHH

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?

[themouthwashes]

Could you draw Anya getting angry at daisuke over their game. I think she deserves being more than just sad or scared

I bet Daisuke won with probably the worst card i can think of.

[mimisplayground]

Ghost who fucks NASTYYYY, he gets so sweaty and he’s licking the tears off your face, licks away sweat on your neck.

NASTY!! Has got you in a tight grip, one arm wrapped around your throat and the other wrapped tight around your waist to move your body against his as he thrusts harshly. Can barely moan because you feel like he’s stealing all the air from your lungs.

Licks your teeth until you open up and let him kiss you. Barely lets you breathe between kisses. When he gets close he just starts to thrust harder. Going as far as to get a foot on the ground for better leverage to pound into you.

Finally cums inside of you, rubbing you until you cum too. Loves the overstimulation of you squeezing around him after he’s painted your insides. Lets out the closest thing he could to a whine from the feeling, pressing his body as tightly against you as he can while he bites into your shoulder.

God he’s so gross and nasty i love him….

[thedemonofcat]

Jaskier unthinkingly pulling on Geralt’s medallion for some reason, and the witcher makes a *noise*.

Fae are always drawn to shiny objects, and Geralt had quickly learned that for fae like Jaskier, this included his witcher medallion.

"Jask, stop pulling," Geralt grumbled as the bard made his fifth attempt of the day to snatch the medallion.

"I was just looking," Jaskier replied innocently. "Besides, I enjoy the funny noise you make when it gets tugged."

"That would be the sound of me choking," Geralt muttered, earning a small pout from the bard. Sighing, Geralt reached into his pocket and pulled out a sparkling bracelet adorned with jewels. "If I give you this, will you leave my medallion alone?"

A mischievous gleam appeared in Jaskier’s eyes as he eagerly grabbed the bracelet. "Yes, please!" he chirped. As Jaskier admired his new shiny treasure, Geralt wondered how long this trinket would hold the fae’s attention.

[yuckiemouth]

NSFT JAKE AUDIO

you and Jake watches porn together and gets a bit too handsy

[needymvtt]

ugh all I can think about these days is taking cock, don't even care about being fucked or getting to cum, just want to feel it in me twitching and hot and hard unlike any dildo I've used...I want the other person getting visibly aroused watching me take it and telling me in detail how it feels to be inside me..

And if I get to cum while they're fucking me senseless and filling me with their hot sticky seed? Well that's just a bonus

[kaybedenlerkulubu10]

Aesthetic.

[incumingbaby]

Need daddy 🥹🤭🤤🤤🐻

[siffrin-enthusiast]

which mutual am i? ask game