disgruntledseagull

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????!?!?!?

U R NOT A BIRD?!?!?!?!?!

The use of challenege ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"

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Ok that's great but you eat food with eggs in so you eat eggs.

You are not some kind of non-egg-eating Saint who can strut around judging others for their egg-eating activities.

The use of challenege ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"

[disgruntledseagull]

You do so eat eggs.

The use of challenege ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"

[disgruntledseagull]

Have you ever tried to eat an egg that was boiled for 30 minutes?

I would call that a nightmare for sure.

The use of challenege ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"

[disgruntledseagull]

Samwise Gamgee vs Senshi

there would be no fight they would just do short person bonding over love of food and I would fade into the background

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

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I could go on forever but my point is that a lot of leftists hold this cognitively dissonant belief system that requires them to believe that no one would ever act selfishly or out of irrational hatred for others if only all their needs were met, while simultaneously blaming all the world's problems on a class of people who have all their needs met and yet continue to perpetuate harm. And in order to make these two discordant sets of beliefs work together, it requires believing that "The Rich" are fundamentally, genetically different than Normal Working People, and behave differently and more selfishly than Normal Working People do or would when given that same power. And when one starts believing that The Elites are fundamentally, secretly inhuman and different than Normal Working People, it always, always circles around to blaming The Jews.

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The gang went to the next town to solve the next mystery.

In my hometown I saw this old van that was made up to look like the Mystery Machine. I thought it was fun to see that. I saw it only 3 times before it vanished.

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it's ok to use latinx if you are explicitly using it as a slur

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Have you tried France?

Where do i get a gf

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I’m fully dancing in my car when I drive and I’m still a better driver than most people

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Insane comment!

You got any more?

Sydney Sweeney is NOT pretty.

You people have been hypnotized or something.

She's dead-eyed and plastic and also she has the weirdest conglomeration of mismatched body parts I have seen in a good long while.

She's a weird little bent-legged goblin girl.

[disgruntledseagull]

she has goblin legs

Sydney Sweeney is NOT pretty.

You people have been hypnotized or something.

She's dead-eyed and plastic and also she has the weirdest conglomeration of mismatched body parts I have seen in a good long while.

She's a weird little bent-legged goblin girl.

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you really shouldn't tell people to take their meds, even in jest, unless they are presenting a clear and present danger to themselves or others through not taking them

if you don't think your meds are effective medicine anymore, then don't take them and don't let anyone else shame or browbeat you into taking them either

[disgruntledseagull]

Sydney Sweeney is NOT pretty.

You people have been hypnotized or something.

She's dead-eyed and plastic and also she has the weirdest conglomeration of mismatched body parts I have seen in a good long while.

She's a weird little bent-legged goblin girl.

[disgruntledseagull]

If a cow raised for beef lives three years and dresses out to 880 lbs (400kg) then for this claim to be true the cow would have to exclusively consume the products of 6166 liters of water a day.

The only way to come to a massive number like this is to pretend that the cow is the sole consumer of all the water that falls from the sky on all of the pasture and farmland used to house and feed the cow and that's simply preposterous.

120 liters a day would be a more likely number to assign to the cow because that's about the amount of potable water they need.

It would make sense to factor in the blue water use for their grain feed, and the water use for cleaning their outbuildings but that is not another 6046 liters.

somehow i don’t think these sentences are true

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*curses you to a life filled with just rice to eat. No more fries*

Wow good fucking thing witches are delulu

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