#me lol

[helianthus-annus-thoughts]

TWICE. tWICE IN A ROW I AM ATTACKED LIKE THIS. FINE THEN.

lotr version because this meme encompasses my entire being

[megalomaniacz]

ellie hitting it from the back and you're just completely in subspace, taking everything's she's giving you completely blissed out and brainless:))

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omg the way she’d be fucking you so good you’d only be able to see stars. you’ll actually be drooling and brain dead like a cock drunk dummy lmao. her hand on the back of your neck keeping you steady while she hits your weak spot over and over and over again. you’ve forgotten what it’s like to not have her stuffing your walls. other hand gripping the plump flesh of your ass so hard you’re sure that it’ll leave a bruise. the kind you look at in the mirror that sends memories rushing to your stomach.

speaking of stomachs, she’s fucking you so deep you’re positive she’s blending your guts. turning you into a pleasure smoothie. and you feel like fucking jello because it’s all too much. you’re so gone you can’t even hear her talking to you. “you’re taking me so well. you can barely respond. fuck, can you hear that? you’re so fucking wet for me.”

and then she slows down. slow, hard thrusts. one after the next making you grip the sheets and stuff your face into the mattress. all while’s she’s got the stupidest smirk on her face. (probably thinking about how next time she’s gonna fuck you in front of a mirror and make you watch yourself become her cock slut.)

[creative-anchorage]

Tags by @0ryza13:

#the trick to being a decent person i think #is recognizing when your takes are garbage and keeping them to yourself #if you cant change your opinions

There is some great balancing force on Tumblr where everyone has to have at least one topic where their takes are absolute garbage.

[browngothdummy]

Just saying hi💕

[rizdoodls]

GNEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEE!!!!!!! FINALLY!!! (╯▔皿▔)╯

I finally finished editing my website! Go check it out!��🎉🎉🎉

[konoko]

[sweetheartdaytonababy]

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tumblr won’t let me post the video :,(

[skyfallscotland]

via FanFicWit

LMAO

[emichevy]

Guys I fear I made him too pretty I gotta kill him off now ☹️

/j

[imagination-phantom]

I like mah angels big, I like em chunky~

He’s like a Totoro with his big tummy. x\\\D

[pepsichel]

[unhetalia]

ivan being in love with an alfred who is with arthur and using their terrible relationship to get away with spending time with him like a dog desperate for scraps. he tries to goad alfred into physical altercations because at least he's touching alfred, and maybe he'll close his eyes while he's got alfred pinned to the ground and squirming and try to imagine —well. something different.

arthur sees right through him, but he doesn't mock him or threaten him like ivan expects. instead, he looks at ivan with something like sympathy in his eyes, and ivan HATES that even more. he loathes arthur, who receives all of alfred's love and never seems to appreciate it. who doesn't know what it feels like to have the sun shine on you one day and then disappear, because even when arthur and alfred were at odds, they always orbited each other.

arthur knows that it could have been ivan. that once upon a time, when his and alfred's relationship had been at its worst, ivan had been there, and alfred had noticed. he knows that if the wind had blown differently, he could've been in ivan's place, pining over someone happily unattainable. he looks at ivan and wonders: if he couldn't kiss alfred or hold him close at night, would he resort to violence for a poor facsimile of the experience?

alfred looks at russia and only sees someone who loathes him. he doesn't remember looking at him, his country fighting each other and another trying to take his place, and his mind almost forming a maybe. a tiny blip that could have blossomed into something had it been watered and allowed to grow.

(but it hadn't, because ivan had left and hadn't been allowed to look back, and the seed never got a chance to be planted and instead arthur had come back into his life and made a garden.)

[z0mbiesnoon]

kiss kiss fall in love :3

[refusing2sink]

Hand down Hand up

[rizdoodls]

In the middle of my exam, my calculator stopped working...

So I punched it hard.

And it started working again.

Violence isn’t a solution... it’s THE solution.

my honest reaction when it happened.