#wof incorrect quotes

[resident-wof-expert]

Kinkajou: People with siblings are genuinely so scary. They're always saying insane shit like:

Turtle: "You never played 3-Minute Eye Gouge as a kid?"

Qibli: "You never played Fireplace Chase?"

Winter: "You never played Actual Serial Killer?"

[wof-incorrect-quotes]

Darkstalker: *trying to buy a Father’s Day card at hallmark*

Darkstalker: excuse me, do you have any that just say “you are my dad?”

Associate: well I-

Darkstalker: how about “you banged my mom?”

Associate: no…

Darkstalker: you know what, I’ll just get a blank one.

Darkstalker: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

[straightdragonsdontexistwdym]

Help why is this so low quality

[mythos321]

Starflight:Y’know, while I am happy for the gals, I kinda wish we could have a taste of the royalty. Like, if we could clap our hands and someone would bring us a lemon meringue pie

Clay:Oh I got ya bro!(pulls out a perfectly good Lemon Meringue Pie)

Starflight, smelling it:wow thank you, um, how am I supposed to cut this?

Clay:(pulls out a pie cutter) Here ya go! One Diamond Encrusted pie slicer!

Starflight:???

Clay:It’s a souvenir

[scrollwyrm]

Incorrect quote

Peril: Not everyone will love you, Turtle. That’s okay. You aren’t Clay.

Turtle, confused: not everyone loves Clay either.

Peril: WHO DOESN’T?

Turtle: what?!

Peril: I WANT NAMES!!!!!!

[mothusingtheinternet]

I’m bored here’s WoF incorrect quotes as things I have heard/said/done/witnessed.

Turtle, spreading beans on a tortilla: if this does not touch the edges, I am a FAILURE.

Sunny: that radiator looks like it has chocolate on it. Clay: I kinda wanna lick it. Sunny: same StarFlight, horrified: DUNE! SUNNY LICKED THE RADIATOR!!

Anemone: I’m a lesbian. Pike: with who? Anemone: … Anemone: I never said I was any good at it.

[stars-incorrect-quotes]

WOF

Qibli: I feel so burnt out. Winter: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon. Qibli: Are you gonna... assassinate me? Winter: Well not if you’re expecting it.

[lizard12323]

I just made a incorrect quote for this AU. Carnelian: Tell me why can't you just understand that I care? Moon: I've been hearing other people's thoughts for song long I can't tell what my own are.

"song"

But imagine Carnelian has to do the "show not tell"

[ave1dragon]

*About Fathom and Indigo dating*

Darkstalker: Whiteout, you gotta help me, I just don't get what Fathom sees in her.

Whiteout: Uh, you don't need to

Darkstalker: What are you talking about, she's dating Fathom, we need to get alone and understand each other and be friends and shit.

Whiteout: Alright, I gotta metaphor for your Darkstalker, think of Indigo like this gem right here.

Darkstalker: that's not a gem, that's just a regular rock.

Whiteout:

It might look like a regular rock, but all you have to do to find the hidden gem inside is to crack it open and,

Go fuck yourself.

You do not fuck this up for Fathom, do you here me?

You know how miserable he's been. And if this girl makes him happy, you put up with it because he's your best friend.

Act like an adult, and think about someone else's feeling for once.

Darkstalker: I'm Fathom's best friend, all I do is care about his feelings.

Whiteout:

No. All you do is think about the idea of caring about his feelings, and use that as a boost for your massive ego.

As soon as a situation demands some actual sacrifice from you, look at what you do. You throw a fit, and run away.

Darkstalker: But what if they end up getting married? I'll have to put up with him forever!

Whiteout: Yeah, sometimes you just have to shut up, put on a smile, and put up with some stuff forever. That's what sacrifice is.

Darkstalker: But, that sucks.

Whiteout: You know what sucks? Your mom dying and living with your abusive dad and having everyone make fun of you, while your brother stays in the palace helping the queen. That sucks.

[themightymoose]

Tsunami: Mom, I'm a lesbian.

Anemone: I'm a lesbian too.

Coral: What the fuck?? Is there anyone in this family who likes men?!

Her 32 sons: ...

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Kinkajou, about Winter: He doesn't deserve you! If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone

Moon: I'm gone!

Kinkajou: NOW GO CHOP HIS LEGS OFF-

[resident-wof-expert]

Qibli: My mother hates me.

Winter: That's okay. My mother hates you too, so I understand how you feel.

[wof-incorrect-quotes]

Sundew: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Cricket: Even better!

Sundew: What the fuck did you-

Cricket: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

[straightdragonsdontexistwdym]

[mythos321]

Kinkajou: So you like Scavengers?

Winter: Yeah.

Kinkajou: (tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table)

[ieatsporks11]

Wof but it's GotG Vol. 2 quotes

Peril (to Turtle): You need to find a woman who is pathetic like you. Turtle: I am hideous? Peril: You are horrifying to look at. Yes. But that’s a good thing. Winter (to Icicle): You were the one who wanted to win. And I just wanted a sister! […] But you were the one who needed to win. Anemone: I was enchanted to pilot a spacecraft. Kinkajou: You were enchanted to be a douchebag. Swordtail: What do you say we steal some shit? Tsunami: Later on tonight, you’re gonna be laying down, there’s gonna be something squishy on your bed. And you’re gonna be like, "what’s this?", and it’s gonna be because I put a turd in there. Kestrel: You put your turd in my bed and I kill you! Tsunami: Oh, it won’t be my turd. It’ll be Clay’s. Clay: I have famously huge turds! Glory: We’re about to die, and this is what we’re discussing? Bumblebee: *points to death button* Sundew: No! No, that's the button that will kill everyone! Try again. Qibli: Not a single person has tape?! Turtle: Nope! Qibli: Did you ask Moon? Turtle: Yes! Qibli: Are you sure? Turtle: I asked Winter, and she was standing right next to him! Qibli: I knew you were lying!