#wof incorrect quotes

[resident-wof-expert]

Kinkajou: People with siblings are genuinely so scary. They're always saying insane shit like:

Turtle: "You never played 3-Minute Eye Gouge as a kid?"

Qibli: "You never played Fireplace Chase?"

Winter: "You never played Actual Serial Killer?"

[wof-incorrect-quotes]

Clay: you know, it’s fine to admit you were wrong.

Glory: *sipping her drink after accidentally adding salt* I just like the way it tastes.

[straightdragonsdontexistwdym]

Help why is this so low quality

[mythos321]

Starflight:Y’know, while I am happy for the gals, I kinda wish we could have a taste of the royalty. Like, if we could clap our hands and someone would bring us a lemon meringue pie

Clay:Oh I got ya bro!(pulls out a perfectly good Lemon Meringue Pie)

Starflight, smelling it:wow thank you, um, how am I supposed to cut this?

Clay:(pulls out a pie cutter) Here ya go! One Diamond Encrusted pie slicer!

Starflight:???

Clay:It’s a souvenir

[scrollwyrm]

Incorrect quote

Peril: Not everyone will love you, Turtle. That’s okay. You aren’t Clay.

Turtle, confused: not everyone loves Clay either.

Peril: WHO DOESN’T?

Turtle: what?!

Peril: I WANT NAMES!!!!!!

[mothusingtheinternet]

I’m bored here’s WoF incorrect quotes as things I have heard/said/done/witnessed.

Turtle, spreading beans on a tortilla: if this does not touch the edges, I am a FAILURE.

Sunny: that radiator looks like it has chocolate on it. Clay: I kinda wanna lick it. Sunny: same StarFlight, horrified: DUNE! SUNNY LICKED THE RADIATOR!!

Anemone: I’m a lesbian. Pike: with who? Anemone: … Anemone: I never said I was any good at it.

[stars-incorrect-quotes]

WOF

Qibli: I feel so burnt out. Winter: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon. Qibli: Are you gonna... assassinate me? Winter: Well not if you’re expecting it.

[lizard12323]

I just made a incorrect quote for this AU. Carnelian: Tell me why can't you just understand that I care? Moon: I've been hearing other people's thoughts for song long I can't tell what my own are.

"song"

But imagine Carnelian has to do the "show not tell"

[themightymoose]

Tsunami: Mom, I'm a lesbian.

Anemone: I'm a lesbian too.

Coral: What the fuck?? Is there anyone in this family who likes men?!

Her 32 sons: ...

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Kinkajou, about Winter: He doesn't deserve you! If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone

Moon: I'm gone!

Kinkajou: NOW GO CHOP HIS LEGS OFF-

[ave1dragon]

*Foeslayer and Darkstalker at the end of book 10*

Foeslayer: You must think Arctic is a real monster

Darkstalker: Mother

Foeslayer: I don't want to fight you, I just want to tell you I know. I know you want to be happy, but you won't be, and, I'm sorry.

Darkstalker: What?

Foeslayer: It's not just you, you know. Your father and I we, well, you come by it honestly, the ugliness inside you.

Foeslayer: You were born broken. That's your birthright. And now you can fill your life with projects. Your subjects, and your conquers, and your enchanted girlfriends, but it won't make you whole.

Foeslayer: Your Darkstalker of the Nightwings. There's no cure for that.

[resident-wof-expert]

Qibli: My mother hates me.

Winter: That's okay. My mother hates you too, so I understand how you feel.

[wof-incorrect-quotes]

Waiter: what would you like?

Clay: bring a milkshake with two straws.

Peril: *blushes*

Clay: *puts both straws in his mouth* watch how fast I can drink this!!

[straightdragonsdontexistwdym]

[mythos321]

Clay:I have a headache-

Peril:NOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY GOD WHY?!? WHY HIM!? (punches a wall)TAKE ME INSTEAD

[ieatsporks11]

Wof but it's GotG Vol. 2 quotes

Peril (to Turtle): You need to find a woman who is pathetic like you. Turtle: I am hideous? Peril: You are horrifying to look at. Yes. But that’s a good thing. Winter (to Icicle): You were the one who wanted to win. And I just wanted a sister! […] But you were the one who needed to win. Anemone: I was enchanted to pilot a spacecraft. Kinkajou: You were enchanted to be a douchebag. Swordtail: What do you say we steal some shit? Tsunami: Later on tonight, you’re gonna be laying down, there’s gonna be something squishy on your bed. And you’re gonna be like, "what’s this?", and it’s gonna be because I put a turd in there. Kestrel: You put your turd in my bed and I kill you! Tsunami: Oh, it won’t be my turd. It’ll be Clay’s. Clay: I have famously huge turds! Glory: We’re about to die, and this is what we’re discussing? Bumblebee: *points to death button* Sundew: No! No, that's the button that will kill everyone! Try again. Qibli: Not a single person has tape?! Turtle: Nope! Qibli: Did you ask Moon? Turtle: Yes! Qibli: Are you sure? Turtle: I asked Winter, and she was standing right next to him! Qibli: I knew you were lying!