#incorrect wings of fire quotes

[threemoonwatchers]

Every single Moon Rising scene involving Winter and Moon ever:

Winter: (glares)

Moon, panicking: What do you want from me I can’t read your mind???

Moon, who can in fact read his mind: (under her breath) nailed it.

[lizard12323]

I just made a incorrect quote for this AU. Carnelian: Tell me why can't you just understand that I care? Moon: I've been hearing other people's thoughts for song long I can't tell what my own are.

"song"

But imagine Carnelian has to do the "show not tell"

[sparklingflame2581]

Glory: How literal are NightWing names?

Starflight: Morrowseer seers the morrow.

[beebeewoop]

Sunny: That's a nice argument, Senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?

Morrowseer: MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: "Ahh! Another wonderful cozy night in bed! Just me, my girlfriend-"

Vaggie: (asleep) (rolls over to cuddle)

-FWOOMPF-

Charlie: "... and her twelve foot long wingspan~<3"

Charlie: (snuggles under vaggie's feathers)

[resident-wof-expert]

Kinkajou: People with siblings are genuinely so scary. They're always saying insane shit like:

Turtle: "You never played 3-Minute Eye Gouge as a kid?"

Qibli: "You never played Fireplace Chase?"

Winter: "You never played Actual Serial Killer?"

[jflxwr]

hc that qibli and winter trauma dump about their messed up families casually (tbh they already do that LOLL) but qibli does in the sense that he knows normal families don't act like his and uses humor to cope while winter does it in the sense that he thought every family did that and thought he was being relatable

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*that one scene of moon and her mom hugging in book 7*

qibli: damn, must be nice to have a mom that actually cares for you and doesn't beat u and then sells u off lol

kinkajou: u seriously got to stop joking abt this and get therapy dude

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someone: i hate when my mom does [annoying but normal thing parents do]

winter: haha yeah or when they make you practice your guarding stance at every single meal and u werent allowed to eat until u could hold it perfectly

everyone: ...winter wtf

winter: wait did ur moms never do that??

[wof-incorrect-quotes]

Darkstalker: *trying to buy a Father’s Day card at hallmark*

Darkstalker: excuse me, do you have any that just say “you are my dad?”

Associate: well I-

Darkstalker: how about “you banged my mom?”

Associate: no…

Darkstalker: you know what, I’ll just get a blank one.

Darkstalker: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

[straightdragonsdontexistwdym]

Help why is this so low quality

[mythos321]

Starflight:Y’know, while I am happy for the gals, I kinda wish we could have a taste of the royalty. Like, if we could clap our hands and someone would bring us a lemon meringue pie

Clay:Oh I got ya bro!(pulls out a perfectly good Lemon Meringue Pie)

Starflight, smelling it:wow thank you, um, how am I supposed to cut this?

Clay:(pulls out a pie cutter) Here ya go! One Diamond Encrusted pie slicer!

Starflight:???

Clay:It’s a souvenir

[scrollwyrm]

Incorrect quote

Peril: Not everyone will love you, Turtle. That’s okay. You aren’t Clay.

Turtle, confused: not everyone loves Clay either.

Peril: WHO DOESN’T?

Turtle: what?!

Peril: I WANT NAMES!!!!!!

[threemoonwatchers]

Sora, panicking at a job interview: I don’t actually want or need this job, I just really want to get out of the house and be around other people sometimes, otherwise I’ll go insane and, uh, I dunno blow up a library or something.

Sora: (somehow gets the job)

[kora124]

In the royal palace at caldera

Azula: Am I pretty or ugly ?

Tylee: oh of course your--

Zuko: Both, you're both.

Azula: ?!

Zuko: Your positively pretty ugly.

[beebeewoop]

Clearsight: Oh, that's it! Darkstalker you're suffocating me with your jealousy! I can't take it anymore. I'm calling a marriage counselor. I mean I can't even have coffee with a friend without you freaking out. What is your problem?

Darkstalker: You wanna know what my problem is? YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MY PROBLEM IS? I LOVE TOO MUCH!

Clearsight: Darkstalker what are you talking about?

Darkstalker: Don't you see, Clearsight? We're alive!

Clearsight: Darkstalker you're scaring me.

Darkstalker: GOOD! Embrace the fear. Dance with me Clearsight! Dance the dance of life!

[winter-rossie]

Tsunami: If anyone tries to give you a Prophecy, Chase them with a knife.

Moon, Running as Tsunami chases her with a Knife

[resident-wof-expert]

Qibli: My mother hates me.

Winter: That's okay. My mother hates you too, so I understand how you feel.