#incorrect wings of fire quotes

[lizard12323]

I just made a incorrect quote for this AU. Carnelian: Tell me why can't you just understand that I care? Moon: I've been hearing other people's thoughts for song long I can't tell what my own are.

"song"

But imagine Carnelian has to do the "show not tell"

[threemoonwatchers]

Sora, panicking at a job interview: I don’t actually want or need this job, I just really want to get out of the house and be around other people sometimes, otherwise I’ll go insane and, uh, I dunno blow up a library or something.

Sora: (somehow gets the job)

[sparklingflame2581]

Glory: How literal are NightWing names?

Starflight: Morrowseer seers the morrow.

[beebeewoop]

Sunny: That's a nice argument, Senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?

Morrowseer: MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: "Ahh! Another wonderful cozy night in bed! Just me, my girlfriend-"

Vaggie: (asleep) (rolls over to cuddle)

-FWOOMPF-

Charlie: "... and her twelve foot long wingspan~<3"

Charlie: (snuggles under vaggie's feathers)

[resident-wof-expert]

Qibli: My mother hates me.

Winter: That's okay. My mother hates you too, so I understand how you feel.

[jflxwr]

we know icicle and winter were in the same hatchling and r twins but i hc that icicle hatched first and will NOT let winter live that down. like she does that thing where when she runs into him she goes "hey lil bro" and winter goes "you hatched like five minutes before i did ."

[straightdragonsdontexistwdym]

Help why is this so low quality

[mythos321]

Starflight:Y’know, while I am happy for the gals, I kinda wish we could have a taste of the royalty. Like, if we could clap our hands and someone would bring us a lemon meringue pie

Clay:Oh I got ya bro!(pulls out a perfectly good Lemon Meringue Pie)

Starflight, smelling it:wow thank you, um, how am I supposed to cut this?

Clay:(pulls out a pie cutter) Here ya go! One Diamond Encrusted pie slicer!

Starflight:???

Clay:It’s a souvenir

[wof-incorrect-quotes]

Squid: fatekspeaker-

Fatespeaker, sighing desperately: Starflight used to call me Fatespeaker.

Squid: because it’s your fucking name.

[scrollwyrm]

Incorrect quote

Peril: Not everyone will love you, Turtle. That’s okay. You aren’t Clay.

Turtle, confused: not everyone loves Clay either.

Peril: WHO DOESN’T?

Turtle: what?!

Peril: I WANT NAMES!!!!!!

[threemoonwatchers]

“Well, you know what they say, when life opens a door, it closes every door on the map.”

-Qibli, probably

[stars-incorrect-quotes]

WOF

Qibli: I feel so burnt out. Winter: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon. Qibli: Are you gonna... assassinate me? Winter: Well not if you’re expecting it.

[beebeewoop]

Clearsight: Oh, that's it! Darkstalker you're suffocating me with your jealousy! I can't take it anymore. I'm calling a marriage counselor. I mean I can't even have coffee with a friend without you freaking out. What is your problem?

Darkstalker: You wanna know what my problem is? YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MY PROBLEM IS? I LOVE TOO MUCH!

Clearsight: Darkstalker what are you talking about?

Darkstalker: Don't you see, Clearsight? We're alive!

Clearsight: Darkstalker you're scaring me.

Darkstalker: GOOD! Embrace the fear. Dance with me Clearsight! Dance the dance of life!

[themightymoose]

Tsunami: Mom, I'm a lesbian.

Anemone: I'm a lesbian too.

Coral: What the fuck?? Is there anyone in this family who likes men?!

Her 32 sons: ...

[resident-wof-expert]

Kinkajou: People with siblings are genuinely so scary. They're always saying insane shit like:

Turtle: "You never played 3-Minute Eye Gouge as a kid?"

Qibli: "You never played Fireplace Chase?"

Winter: "You never played Actual Serial Killer?"