#incorrect bts

[7ndipity]

Jin: my fetish is saying incredibly stupid shit and watching Y/n speedrun the five stages of grief as they realize with horror that they still wanna fuck me

[darkpuppysuit]

[The pack in a diner at 2am]

Waiter: What can I get y'all to drink?

Namjoon: I'll take a cup of coffee grounds. Just the grounds or whatevers left

Waiter: Uh...

Yoongi: I'll have a glass of room temperature vodka

Waiter: Jesus Chri- okay

Taehyung: Can I have the experience of tasting a root beer for the first time?

Waiter: .....

Jungkook: I'll have a coffee and bacon, I can mix them together if you don't want to?

Waiter: What the fuck?

Hoseok: I'll have a glass of pancake syrup.

Waiter:You- you want a pint of grenadine?

Jimin: Ooh that sounds good I'll take that please.

Waiter: 👀

Hoseok: Pancake syrup. No pancakes. The sweet stuff darling, pour it down my throat

Waiter: .....

Y/n (very softly): I just want a salad...

Waiter: I'm afraid to ask....

Seokjin, as loud as he can: Steak, rare and a bottle of goddamn wine. Please, for the love of fuck

[btsicedtea]

hobi: I'm back (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

the sun : oh crap there goes my job

[vanilla-almond-cupcake]

jungkook: so did you know that an owl's eyes are made of tubes? I wonder what kind of tubes they are tho

namjoon: it is three o'clock in the morning i beg you to not.

jungkook: I can't sleep until i find out. so what are they made of?

taehyung: plastic?

yoongi: *mumbling in his sleep* they'll be made out of your skin if you don't shut up right this minute

[incorrectnamgi]

Yoongi: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Namjoon: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Yoongi:

Yoongi: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

[fandomcentralsstuff]

[taechnological]

Incorrect Bangtan #189

seokjin : let's go to church

namjoon : i'm atheist

seokjin : ok how about when the heist is over?

[exslytherin]

hoseok: hyung, what's a metaphor? yoongi: my life is a trainwreck hoseok: I know that, but what's a metaphor?

exslytherin on tumblr

[suga-kookie-chaos]

Yoongi:*talking about babies* I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time.

Yoongi: little one, you can't even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely, but who are you going after? Who's trying you?

[weird-bookworm]

Hobi: I made everyone friendship bracelets! Yoongi: Eh, you know I'm not really a jewellery guy. Hobi, stepping towards him: Oh, it's fine, you don't have to wear it. Yoongi, hissing: Step back, I'm wearing this forever.

[weishenbwi]

Jimin: What's something that no matter how it's explained to you, you just can't understand how it works?

Yoongi: Space, it's so big that it is unfathomable and I think it's expanding?! Into what? How did it start? It's all a mindfuck

Jin: "Into what ?" haunts me.

Jungkook: Thanks for sharing that nightmare.

Namjoon: What's worse...There is no center.

Hobi: Sure there is, you’re there center. And I’m the center. And you, whoever is reading this is the center.

Tae: Thanks. I needed that.

[7ndipity]

Y/n: when I asked for a spoon, I meant the utensil

Hobi, hugging them from behind: oh

[darkpuppysuit]

Y/n *having a very bad no

good day*: Today sucks

The Guys: ... *Trying to figure out a way to cheer them up*

Yoongi *quite serious*: What has two legs and bleeds?

The Guys: 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

Y/n:....🙄

Yoongi *still very

serious*: Half a dog

Namjoon *slightly nervous*: Yoongi you can't just say-

Y/n: *Bursts out cry laughing at Yoongi's dry humor*

[asadfangirlbitxh]

In 2025

Namjoon:

Jin:

Yoongi:

Jimin:

Taehyung:

Jungkook:

Hobi: Is it just me or did we all get sexier?

[namjoonknee]

taehyung in france thats tae amo

[incorrectnamgi]

Pre debut namgi be like:

Namjoon : *Gets down on one knee*

Yoongi: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Namjoon : *Falls over*

Yoongi: The poison is kicking in.