#incorrect bts

[7ndipity]

Taehyung: alright, so you and I are married-

Y/n: we are not married

Taehyung: relax, it's just pretend

Y/n: I don't wanna pretend

Taehyung, grinning: scared you'll like it?

Y/n: okay, if we're married, I want a divorce

Jin: are you two like this all the time?

Taehyung and Y/n: yes

[vanilla-almond-cupcake]

jungkook: so did you know that an owl's eyes are made of tubes? I wonder what kind of tubes they are tho

namjoon: it is three o'clock in the morning i beg you to not.

jungkook: I can't sleep until i find out. so what are they made of?

taehyung: plastic?

yoongi: *mumbling in his sleep* they'll be made out of your skin if you don't shut up right this minute

[incorrectnamgi]

Yoongi: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Namjoon: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Yoongi:

Yoongi: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

[taechnological]

Incorrect Bangtan #189

seokjin : let's go to church

namjoon : i'm atheist

seokjin : ok how about when the heist is over?

[exslytherin]

hoseok: hyung, what's a metaphor? yoongi: my life is a trainwreck hoseok: I know that, but what's a metaphor?

exslytherin on tumblr

[btsicedtea]

hobi: I'm back (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

the sun : oh crap there goes my job

[suga-kookie-chaos]

Yoongi:*talking about babies* I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time.

Yoongi: little one, you can't even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely, but who are you going after? Who's trying you?

[weishenbwi]

Jimin: What's something that no matter how it's explained to you, you just can't understand how it works?

Yoongi: Space, it's so big that it is unfathomable and I think it's expanding?! Into what? How did it start? It's all a mindfuck

Jin: "Into what ?" haunts me.

Jungkook: Thanks for sharing that nightmare.

Namjoon: What's worse...There is no center.

Hobi: Sure there is, you’re there center. And I’m the center. And you, whoever is reading this is the center.

Tae: Thanks. I needed that.

[weird-bookworm]

Hobi: I made everyone friendship bracelets! Yoongi: Eh, you know I'm not really a jewellery guy. Hobi, stepping towards him: Oh, it's fine, you don't have to wear it. Yoongi, hissing: Step back, I'm wearing this forever.

[asadfangirlbitxh]

In 2025

Namjoon:

Jin:

Yoongi:

Jimin:

Taehyung:

Jungkook:

Hobi: Is it just me or did we all get sexier?

[namjoonknee]

taehyung in france thats tae amo

[7ndipity]

Hobi: aww fiddlesticks, this really ruffles my feathers-

Yoongi: JUST SAY FUCK

[btsmosphere]

bts as things my friends have said #42

Jungkook: a pond is like an aquarium you can’t go in

[incorrectnamgi]

Pre debut namgi be like:

Namjoon : *Gets down on one knee*

Yoongi: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Namjoon : *Falls over*

Yoongi: The poison is kicking in.

[taechnological]

Incorrect Bangtan #190

customer : i'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese

seokjin : sorry we only take cash

manager: can i talk to you

[exslytherin]

jungkook, after waking up from a 12 hr 'nap: where am I?

jin: heaven

jungkook: oh

jungkook: didn't think you'd be here