#source: keeping up with the kardashians

[everwalldigan]

Dick, picking up his phone that’s been buzzing incessantly for the past 10 mins: UGH. yes Bruce what do you want, to give me more money, convince me to get a more heavily enforced suit again, more patrol together, my soul?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: You wanna know something life-changing?

Natasha: Let’s hear it.

Y/N: In-N-Out just opened up right down the street.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: Benedict, get out of the way. You’re blocking the view.

Benedict: I am the view.

[here-comes-the-moose]

Tech: You look like such a gentleman today.

Crosshair, sarcastically: Really? I was trying to look like a whore.

[batfamgalore]

Tim: Don’t you feel bad?

Jason: I’ve done worse.

[punkiebuttons]

Jason: Bruce what the fuck is up with your wifi?

Jason: You have this big ass house and you can’t afford a wifi box out here?

Bruce: It’s not about affording

Bruce: it’s about… radiation

Jason: You’re going to die anyway you understand that right? Die with a good Snapchat going through what the fuck

[danganronpafakes]

Kaito: Maki Roll, you're doing amazing, sweetie.

Source: Keeping Up with the Kardashians (“Birthday Suit”)

[hxuse-xf-black]

Barty: Don't you feel bad? Regulus, shrugging: I've done worse.

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Don’t you feel bad?

Mike: I’ve done worse

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Magnus: Don't you feel bad? Alex: I've done worse.

[pinkestpeony]

jude: have you ever come across somebody more difficult than yourself?

cardan: you’re up there.

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

Anger management coach: What brings you to the class?

Andromeda: Because I got into a fight with my sister’s boyfriend

Coach: Tell me about this fight, what going on?

Andromeda: He’s a douche lord so I hit him

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Jennifer: Everyone makes mistakes. Are you that perfect that you can’t accept it?

Agatha: Obviously.

[fatdink]

kyle : well, why can’t we just hire someone to do it?

jason : it’s about the experience, about doing it yourself.

kyle : you think the baby’s gonna know if i built this or not?

[here-comes-the-moose]

Hunter: *taking selfies and checking out his hair*

Echo: Hunter stop taking pictures of yourself, your brother’s going to jail.

[batfamgalore]

Bruce: Dick hides it pretty damn good of how upset he actually is. He needs us right now, so-

Jason: I think an email would be efficient.

Bruce: No, it’s not an email.

Jason: Of course.