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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years ago

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16-year-old Tom Riddle: Do you know anything about horcruxes? Specifically, how to create them? Slughorn: Horcruxes? What is this for? Tom Riddle: Fun.

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incorrectbella · 1 year ago

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Voldemort: Severus, how long do you estimate this task will take? Snape: By myself? probably around 25 minutes. Voldemort: And if I made Bellatrix and Lucius help? Snape: Oh an hour and a half at least!

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not-rab · 3 months ago

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*at a death eater meeting*

Barty: They hate our strategies because we're dating!

Evan: …

Evan: We’re not dating?

Regulus: YOU’RE NOT!?

Barty *getting off Evan’s lap*: We’re not?!

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abouttimeoc · 1 month ago

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made-by-moon · 9 months ago

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The Marauders era characters as things people in my school said:

"You look like my grandma... and she's dead."- Evan Rosier to Regulus Black

"I've got that ipad kid mindset."- Barty Crouch Jr.

"Born to be a whore, forced to be in a committed relationship."- Sirius Black

"It's just a Nazi egg hatching."- Lily Evans about students with dark marks

"Eat the British."- Remus Lupin, my lovely Welsh representative

"Very much gag but not in a slay way."- Marlene Mckinnon

"So you have dysfunctions? Great, me too."- James Potter, the ADHD king

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hpseeker99 · 9 months ago

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Hermione: And that's the plan! Hermione: Now let's see who was paying attention. *Kahoot music starts*

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forensic-b1tch-aiden · 3 months ago

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Marauders incorrect quotes

Sirius, about Barty: how did he get away?!

James: I let him go. I let him go!

James: because shit got weird, okay?

James: I had him cornered, we were fighting, it was a normal altercation!

James: and then my hand ended up around his throat

James: he looks me dead in my pupils, into my soul, and says “harder”

James: and I’m- I’m looking at him, and I’m like, “excuse me?!”

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jmwdoesthings · 8 months ago

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Lucius: (holding baby Draco) We made this!

Narcissa: ...I believe so.

Lucius: He's an absolute treasure, a thing of perfection, beauty! How was this even possible?

Narcissa:

Lucius: I mean, look at me. I'm a horrible person.

Narcissa:

Lucius: the only good thing about me is genetics, really, and those aren't even mine to begin with. Yet look at this!

(holds up Draco like he's Simba)

Lucius: *tearing up* This is literally an angel, a cherub straight from the heavens! And we made this! This is half me! I can't believe I did this.

Narcissa: Do you know what else you've been doing?

Lucius: what?

Narcissa: Drinking.

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roxthemoonchild · 1 month ago

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Malfoy: Good morning.

Snape: Good morning.

Pettigrew: Good morning.

Voldemort: You all sound like robots, why not spicy it up a little bit?

Bellatrix: MORNIN’ MOTHERFUCKERS!

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drowsystarlight · 2 months ago

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Kofi sketch commission for @raythebrutallyhonestguy ! ⭐️

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incorrectbellamort · 10 months ago

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Bellatrix: Can you keep a secret?

Voldemort: Do you know anything about my life?

Bellatrix: No, I do not. Good point.

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hxuse-xf-black · 3 months ago

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Draco: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this. Theo: Apparently, we're not.

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incorrectbella · 8 months ago

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Bellatrix: All in all a 100% successful mission. Rodolphus: But, Bella, Severus is missing. Bellatrix: Like I said, all in all, a 100% successful mission. Rodolphus: I don't think Sev would agree. Bellatrix: Well, Snape's not here to argue that point is he? Lucius: Be-Because he's missing.

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that-bitch-kat3 · 5 months ago

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marauders as shit my friends have said part idk:

marlene about the jr deatheaters: how can you be gay AND racist? pick a struggle!

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abouttimeoc · 3 months ago

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made-by-moon · 3 months ago

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The Marauders era characters as things people in my school said:

"He is such a sweet man and I always have to write to him as i murder his family"- Barty Crouch Jr., after becoming a death eater

"I ascend to godhood while blacking out."- Sirius Black

"I may be an academic weapon but you're an academic terror"- Remus Lupin to Lily Evans

"Someone has to pussyfy this land."- Mary MacDonald

"It makes you a bitch and a dick at the same time. It makes you a ditch."- James Potter to Severus Snape

"Snitches get stitches and get no bitches."- James Potter to Sirius Black after the prank

"I'm a skinny legend so I need skinny cigs."- Dorcas Meadowes

"Life of a gangster is not that easy."- Evan Rosier after Barty Crouch Jr. got the shit beat out of him during a fight

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