#incorrect death eater quotes

[hxuse-xf-black]

16-year-old Tom Riddle: Do you know anything about horcruxes? Specifically, how to create them? Slughorn: Horcruxes? What is this for? Tom Riddle: Fun.

[incorrectbella]

Voldemort: Severus, how long do you estimate this task will take? Snape: By myself? probably around 25 minutes. Voldemort: And if I made Bellatrix and Lucius help? Snape: Oh an hour and a half at least!

[made-by-moon]

The Marauders era characters as things people in my school said:

"You look like my grandma... and she's dead."- Evan Rosier to Regulus Black

"I've got that ipad kid mindset."- Barty Crouch Jr.

"Born to be a whore, forced to be in a committed relationship."- Sirius Black

"It's just a Nazi egg hatching."- Lily Evans about students with dark marks

"Eat the British."- Remus Lupin, my lovely Welsh representative

"Very much gag but not in a slay way."- Marlene Mckinnon

"So you have dysfunctions? Great, me too."- James Potter, the ADHD king

[abouttimeoc]

[hpseeker99]

Hermione: And that's the plan! Hermione: Now let's see who was paying attention. *Kahoot music starts*

[wildoceanstarz]

Peter: You ever grow apart from your bestfriend, on whom you had a crush since you were like 8 years old, because he found someone else to call his brother and they understand each other on a deeper level and you’re still friend so you’re stuck watching them grow closer and closer as you stand on the sidelines, up until the point you grow so sad and resentful you participate in a plan to kill them and their family, and then blame it on his new “brother”?

Lucius: That’s an original experience I fear.

[jmscornerlibrary]

Lucius: (holding baby Draco) We made this!

Narcissa: ...I believe so.

Lucius: He's an absolute treasure, a thing of perfection, beauty! How was this even possible?

Narcissa:

Lucius: I mean, look at me. I'm a horrible person.

Narcissa:

Lucius: the only good thing about me is genetics, really, and those aren't even mine to begin with. Yet look at this!

(holds up Draco like he's Simba)

Lucius: *tearing up* This is literally an angel, a cherub straight from the heavens! And we made this! This is half me! I can't believe I did this.

Narcissa: Do you know what else you've been doing?

Lucius: what?

Narcissa: Drinking.

[incorrectbellamort]

Bellatrix: Can you keep a secret?

Voldemort: Do you know anything about my life?

Bellatrix: No, I do not. Good point.

[regulusblock]

Regulus, on his hotel room balcony: *sneezes*

Barty, on his room balcony above him: Bless you

Regulus: God????

[that-bitch-kat3]

marauders as shit my friends have said part idk:

marlene about the jr deatheaters: how can you be gay AND racist? pick a struggle!

[rudamaruda520]

Barty: I want you to fuck me. Right here. Right now.

Evan: We're literally in a Death Eaters meeting. Shut up and listen.

Barty: Why don't you stick to the script, huh? When I rehearsed this in my head in the shower last night we were already naked.

[incorrectbella]

Bellatrix: All in all a 100% successful mission. Rodolphus: But, Bella, Severus is missing. Bellatrix: Like I said, all in all, a 100% successful mission. Rodolphus: I don't think Sev would agree. Bellatrix: Well, Snape's not here to argue that point is he? Lucius: Be-Because he's missing.

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Snape: The kids get worse and worse every year, but people keep making them.

[abouttimeoc]

[chocoramo-cow]

Lucius: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Snape, not bothering to look up from his book: who says I love you now?

Lucius: :(

[wambsroy]

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