#incorrect bellatrix lestrange quotes

[incorrectbellamort]

Bellatrix: Can you keep a secret?

Voldemort: Do you know anything about my life?

Bellatrix: No, I do not. Good point.

[not-rab]

u know how narcissa doesn’t have a star-related name like the rest of the blacks

what if her middle name began with an e

so her initials would spell out neb like the nebula

[iamnmbr3]

Bellatrix: Now that the Ministry has fallen, we can set about accomplishing our central goal of-

Voldemort: Finding a way for me to defeat Harry Potter personally in a duel.

Bellatrix: --purifying wizarding bloodlines by--

Draco: Did someone mention Harry Potter?!

Snape: Potter! Everything comes back to him. My whole life would have been different if only-

Bellatrix: Ok is there anyone here NOT obsessed with Harry Potter?

Fenrir Greyback: I'm just here to bite people lol.

Bellatrix: *facepalms* I'm starting to miss Azkaban.

[toujoursincorrect]

Narcissa: Bella isn’t talking to me.

Andromeda: Enjoy it while it lasts.

[hxuse-xf-black]

[Bellatrix's first ride on the Hogwarts Express] Bellatrix, leaning out the window: Bye Reg! Bye Cissy! Bye Andy! Bye Reg! Bye Siri- Sirius: You said bye to Reg twice. Bellatrix: I like Regulus best.

[percyweasleyapologist]

Bellatrix: You read my diary?

Rita: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

[abouttimeoc]

[deathnguts]

Bellatrix: they’ll send you to Durmstrang, where the bullies will fuck you.

Sirius: …

Narcissa: … and they make you shave your head

Sirius: but my hair defines me!!

[that-bitch-kat3]

“bella is a unique kind of crazy where you kind of have to admire her commitment to it.”

-sirius black attempting to explain his family to the marauders

[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus: Your side of the family isn’t perfect. Your sister is an insane pervert!

Narcissa: Don’t talk to me about the sexual habits of family members, Reg. What about your brother?

Regulus: …My brother has been through a lot

Narcissa: Of dick

Sirius: *gasp*

[illpunchyouintheface]

Bellatrix: We 've made him the perfect killer.

Severus: [gesturing to Draco] You've ruined a perfectly good young man, is what you've done. Look at it. It's got anxiety.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Regulus: It's not Sirius's fault he is like this. Andromeda: True, his mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby. Narcissa: On his head apparently. Bellatrix: He used to gnaw on the crib bars, too. Regulus: Lead paint? Narcissa: Looks like it. Sirius: Funny. Why don’t you four shut up and sleep?

[not-rab]

Bellatrix: You can trust me! Let’s not forget who pulled you out of that river when you were 14

Sirius: Let’s not forget who pushed me in

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Mild spoilers for the beginning of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince I guess

Severus Snape, sliding a cup of this weird, unsweetened tea across the table to Bellatrix Lestrange: It is you who's always questioning my loyalty to the Dark side, yet I am evil through and through, I grew up with it and became accustomed to it, so accostumed that i would dare say not even you can stand this absolute darkness.

Bellatrix: I'm not drinking your poison.

Snape: That's fair. Don't doubt however that I *would* kill Dumbledore with it.

Even though I love the headcanon of Snape drinking pitch black tea with no sugar, I think he's a builder's brew type of guy. Given his lower class background, it's quite possible that in his house the only tea available was a very strong, cheap black tea that had to be sweetened with lots of sugar and milk to give it a little bit of taste, and that he got so accustomed to the flavour he kept drinking it this way in his adult years. So to summarize, Our boi is powered by spite and a cuppa builder's tea.

[toujoursincorrect]

Narcissa: Did you beat up those kids?

Bellatrix: No, they apologized.

Andromeda: I heard screaming.

Bellatrix: That was the apologizing.

[amethystandemma]

Andromeda, sighing: Narcissa will you please stop taking pictures of yourself, Bella is going to Azkaban

Narcissa: *snaps selfie*