#incorrect bellatrix lestrange quotes

[incorrectbellamort]

Bellatrix: Can you keep a secret?

Voldemort: Do you know anything about my life?

Bellatrix: No, I do not. Good point.

[percyweasleyapologist]

Bellatrix, eating a meal: I poisoned one of our glasses… but I forgot which one. Regulus: The way this dinner is going, I pray to God that it's mine.

[rudamaruda520]

Narcissa: Where are the kids?

Andromeda: I thought they were with you...

Narcissa: ...Wait... So that means...

Andromeda: Oh shit!

*They both starts running as fast as they can up the stairs and burst through the door, just to find perfectly fine baby Reggie and Sirius sitting on the floor, listening to Bellatrix explaining in details how to kill a person with a fork in 7 different ways.*

[abouttimeoc]

[not-rab]

u know how narcissa doesn’t have a star-related name like the rest of the blacks

what if her middle name began with an e

so her initials would spell out neb like the nebula

[iamnmbr3]

Bellatrix: Now that the Ministry has fallen, we can set about accomplishing our central goal of-

Voldemort: Finding a way for me to defeat Harry Potter personally in a duel.

Bellatrix: --purifying wizarding bloodlines by--

Draco: Did someone mention Harry Potter?!

Snape: Potter! Everything comes back to him. My whole life would have been different if only-

Bellatrix: Ok is there anyone here NOT obsessed with Harry Potter?

Fenrir Greyback: I'm just here to bite people lol.

Bellatrix: *facepalms* I'm starting to miss Azkaban.

[toujoursincorrect]

Narcissa: Bella isn’t talking to me.

Andromeda: Enjoy it while it lasts.

[hxuse-xf-black]

[Bellatrix's first ride on the Hogwarts Express] Bellatrix, leaning out the window: Bye Reg! Bye Cissy! Bye Andy! Bye Reg! Bye Siri- Sirius: You said bye to Reg twice. Bellatrix: I like Regulus best.

[deathnguts]

Bellatrix: they’ll send you to Durmstrang, where the bullies will fuck you.

Sirius: …

Narcissa: … and they make you shave your head

Sirius: but my hair defines me!!

[that-bitch-kat3]

“bella is a unique kind of crazy where you kind of have to admire her commitment to it.”

-sirius black attempting to explain his family to the marauders

[daddiesdrarryy]

Bellatrix: I always said if I wasn’t a star by time I was 35, I was just going to be a serial killer

Sirius: …

Sirius: Well girl, how old are you? I’m getting nervous

[illpunchyouintheface]

Bellatrix: We 've made him the perfect killer.

Severus: [gesturing to Draco] You've ruined a perfectly good young man, is what you've done. Look at it. It's got anxiety.

[percyweasleyapologist]

Bellatrix: You read my diary?

Rita: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

[roxthemoonchild]

Malfoy: Good morning.

Snape: Good morning.

Pettigrew: Good morning.

Voldemort: You all sound like robots, why not spicy it up a little bit?

Bellatrix: MORNIN’ MOTHERFUCKERS!

[abouttimeoc]

[not-rab]

Bellatrix: You can trust me! Let’s not forget who pulled you out of that river when you were 14

Sirius: Let’s not forget who pushed me in