#shit I say to my dog asks

[empyreanparadisaea]

“   what ??   no   ‘  bless  you ?  ’   i’ll  remember  that .   ” from alhaitham 😔

@venstm || prompt! || From Alhaitham! || Muses mentioned @shallliveoninsong 's Sissel

Kaveh stared at him deadpanned for once. Nope, he's not going to win him over that easily. This time he'd have the upper hand! "You'll be fine, you'll live."

Then his attention turned back to the strange black kitten in his arms. He's giving him a good chin scratch and a gentle smile. When the kitten sneezes in turn, that gentle smile turns into soft laughter.

"Oh bless you, little Sissel. Bless you."

[musicalmoritz]

It’s totally fine to dislike ships but I will never understand how some ppl make it their entire personality. You can’t ALL be the “#1 skk hater”

[trashcreatyre]

I think the main thing that pisses me off about like 90% of mephiles ships is that people will be like "how old is he??" Look that fanwiki says that he's ten and they RUN with it. Like they don't read further. I'm so convinced that most people don't even know the plot of 06 bc the shit I've seen people draw and write with the characters is just mind boggling.

[princeofuchiha]

Every once in a while something will happen in naruto that just makes me go,,, Kishimoto,,, have you ever actually interacted with a child,,,

[babybinko]

Been playing Payday 2 again a lot lately and I wanted to draw some of the character's faces as practice.

[yamsarts]

no one asked but idc i think tma Gerry and Needles should kiss

[eggsistential-basket]

thinking about the person i could have been if i tried a little harder to find my own way

[sowearecleariamhere]

What annoys me is when allos are so caught up in their amatonormativity (or just allonormativity) that any statement akin to "romance is not or less important to some/you don't need a partner to complete you" comes across to them as downplaying their own relationships, present or past, and then take offence, raising their pitchforks crying out about how they love their partner and for good measure throw in something like "being by yourself is selfish", "falling in love is what makes us human", "everyone wants a relationship"...

They don't though. That's the thing. There are people that are perfectly content without a romantic relationship, whether at all or just for the season of life they are in at the moment.

So heres my message to those people:

Me maybe not ever wanting a relationship is my preference and has nothing to do with you. Me stating that there are people like me does not devalue your relationship. If you perceive it as such, then that is on you and you might want to learn to not take shit that isn't an affront personally. End of PSA.

*awkward curtsy*

[sappho-favourite-pupil]

idk what to do anymofe atp.

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

JoJo Siwa doesn’t deserve all the hate (and homophobia) she’s getting for her style and music; but she does deserve scrutiny for defending Colleen Ballinger and being both active and complicit in abuse that happened on her TV show. Like the girl has been under the public eye in unhealthy environments all her life; cut her some slack — not too much; she’s still a responsible adult — but if you’re going to dogpile her, then at least dogpile her for the right reasons. Jesus Fucking Christ.

[lostandbackagain]

see the trouble with having things far out to look forward to so you don't die is that those things are so far out sometimes they do the opposite of helping

[agriocnemis]

say what you want about the honkai star rail community, but honestly the best thing to come out of it is just straight up Argenti and his fan base.

like, originally I mained him because he is useful for physical damage and his ult is very fun to use.... but man does he speak like some medieval knight who is so excited about the modern era he's in instead of being freaked the fuck out.

also mostly because of this one meme I have realized how much he literally just acts like this:

I can never see him in a bad light than being far too willing to 1v1 people needlessly. he's just oddly chill and helpful once you convince him of something.

[gregoftom]

pretty sure i’ve seen romance movies with scenes like this

[radmista]

Sowing seeds of discontent and disharmony by hanging up on my parents birthday phone call the second my mom asked if I gained weight. Hope that sits badly on their minds while they think about how that's the first call I've engaged with them in 2 months and it was for the dogs birthday. Dad scrambling to text me for my mom that she didn't mean it. Like fuck I told her I've been having a rough month and day. She couldn't keep it to herself that badly. Fucks sake

[wellthatschaotic]

neurotypicals are so frustrating,, i keep forgetting that "can you do x" means "go do x"

[healingheartdogs]

Doctors visits as an AFAB person that have absolutely nothing to do with potential pregnancy and do not at all match symptoms of pregnancy be like:

Doc: "When was your last period?"

Me: "I'm currently on my period, it started (date)."

Doc: "And are you on any birth control?"

Me: "Yeah I have the nexplanon arm implant."

Doc: "And are you currently sexually active?"

Me: "Nope, haven't been for years."

~ Fifteen minutes later ~

Doc: "Well your pregnancy test (that we didn't tell you we were doing or ask your consent for) came back negative so it's not that."

No. Fucking. Duh.