#shit I say to my dog asks

[empyreanparadisaea]

“   what ??   no   ‘  bless  you ?  ’   i’ll  remember  that .   ” from alhaitham 😔

@venstm || prompt! || From Alhaitham! || Muses mentioned @shallliveoninsong 's Sissel

Kaveh stared at him deadpanned for once. Nope, he's not going to win him over that easily. This time he'd have the upper hand! "You'll be fine, you'll live."

Then his attention turned back to the strange black kitten in his arms. He's giving him a good chin scratch and a gentle smile. When the kitten sneezes in turn, that gentle smile turns into soft laughter.

"Oh bless you, little Sissel. Bless you."

[musicalmoritz]

It’s totally fine to dislike ships but I will never understand how some ppl make it their entire personality. You can’t ALL be the “#1 skk hater”

[princeofuchiha]

Every once in a while something will happen in naruto that just makes me go,,, Kishimoto,,, have you ever actually interacted with a child,,,

[yamsarts]

no one asked but idc i think tma Gerry and Needles should kiss

[trashcreatyre]

I think the main thing that pisses me off about like 90% of mephiles ships is that people will be like "how old is he??" Look that fanwiki says that he's ten and they RUN with it. Like they don't read further. I'm so convinced that most people don't even know the plot of 06 bc the shit I've seen people draw and write with the characters is just mind boggling.

[babybinko]

Been playing Payday 2 again a lot lately and I wanted to draw some of the character's faces as practice.

[dreamlogic]

aye can i get a fuckin uuuhhhh

break. on my burger

[eggsistential-basket]

thinking about the person i could have been if i tried a little harder to find my own way

[sowearecleariamhere]

What annoys me is when allos are so caught up in their amatonormativity (or just allonormativity) that any statement akin to "romance is not or less important to some/you don't need a partner to complete you" comes across to them as downplaying their own relationships, present or past, and then take offence, raising their pitchforks crying out about how they love their partner and for good measure throw in something like "being by yourself is selfish", "falling in love is what makes us human", "everyone wants a relationship"...

They don't though. That's the thing. There are people that are perfectly content without a romantic relationship, whether at all or just for the season of life they are in at the moment.

So heres my message to those people:

Me maybe not ever wanting a relationship is my preference and has nothing to do with you. Me stating that there are people like me does not devalue your relationship. If you perceive it as such, then that is on you and you might want to learn to not take shit that isn't an affront personally. End of PSA.

*awkward curtsy*

[garmgeyr]

"Now here's a strange character."

Sparkle commented, regarding the drowsy-seeming man with the sort of lackadaisical pomp you should never approach strangers with. She never cared to mess with the side characters, especially when she had a principal cast to support, but this one seemed a little special. His lazy, disheveled look made him look like an easy target—not even the Bloodhound crest on his uniform could make him look scary ( not that sparkle was usually afraid of the authorities, anyway! ) It could be fun to mess with him—and even more fun if he revealed some dark, hidden side!

Sparkle skipped over to him then, without warning, plucked the badge that sat on his vest. It ripped through the fabric slightly, but Sparkle didn't even wince.

"This—" she lifted up the insignia, her thumb brushing over the sterling silver, "can't be real, can it? Are you actually a cop or some homeless dude pretending to be one?"

The fabric ripped in the kind of way that could be felt, rather than heard - fangs concealed behind a smile. Hers, as much as his.

”Without jobs, aren’t we all homeless?” The remark came out cold, unaware of its own absurdity, as Gallagher swung his arm over the back of the bench where he’d decided to take a break. There had been eyes on him for a while, he could tell, and so this was as much laying out bait as it was his own proclivity for not doing much at all. She’d taken it, just as he’d hoped, but drowsiness belied the sharpness in his gaze, and to add on to the facade, he cracked the seal on a fresh can of soda balanced on his knee.

”If you’re gonna keep my badge, miss, you’ll have to take on my work, and I’ve got a doozy of a case on my desk right now,” he drawled. “A little brown and red fox sent an explosive to the hotel’s bellhop. The Family doesn’t condone terrorism.”

Two gulps nearly emptied the soda halfway, and melted the edges off his smile when he perched the can on his leg again.

”And I don’t condone overtime. That little fox has until this old hound finishes his drink.”

[xxplastic-cubexx]

what 93 clip are we talking abt..

Its that scene from the last episode of 92 where jeans all How Much Do You Love Charles Xavier and eriks blows up all How Dare You Ask Such A Question I Owe That Man My LIFE or w/e

[sappho-favourite-pupil]

idk what to do anymofe atp.

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

JoJo Siwa doesn’t deserve all the hate (and homophobia) she’s getting for her style and music; but she does deserve scrutiny for defending Colleen Ballinger and being both active and complicit in abuse that happened on her TV show. Like the girl has been under the public eye in unhealthy environments all her life; cut her some slack — not too much; she’s still a responsible adult — but if you’re going to dogpile her, then at least dogpile her for the right reasons. Jesus Fucking Christ.

[lostandbackagain]

see the trouble with having things far out to look forward to so you don't die is that those things are so far out sometimes they do the opposite of helping

[gregoftom]

pretty sure i’ve seen romance movies with scenes like this

[radmista]

Sowing seeds of discontent and disharmony by hanging up on my parents birthday phone call the second my mom asked if I gained weight. Hope that sits badly on their minds while they think about how that's the first call I've engaged with them in 2 months and it was for the dogs birthday. Dad scrambling to text me for my mom that she didn't mean it. Like fuck I told her I've been having a rough month and day. She couldn't keep it to herself that badly. Fucks sake