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“ what ?? no ‘ bless you ? ’ i’ll remember that . ” from alhaitham 😔
@venstm || prompt! || From Alhaitham! || Muses mentioned @shallliveoninsong 's Sissel
Kaveh stared at him deadpanned for once. Nope, he's not going to win him over that easily. This time he'd have the upper hand! "You'll be fine, you'll live."
Then his attention turned back to the strange black kitten in his arms. He's giving him a good chin scratch and a gentle smile. When the kitten sneezes in turn, that gentle smile turns into soft laughter.
"Oh bless you, little Sissel. Bless you."
#shit I say to my dog asks#venstm#ooc. sorry he only helps helpless creatures#ooc. not feeble scholars ;p
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It’s totally fine to dislike ships but I will never understand how some ppl make it their entire personality. You can’t ALL be the “#1 skk hater”
#same with characters like you will rarely catch me making hate posts for the characters i dislike#i think i did it once and it was just to use that kendrick audio#if someone asks me what ships/characters i dislike i’ll happily yap abt it but i’m not gonna give my uncalled for opinion on smth other ppl#love. Like ik their fans don���t give a shit what i have to say anyways so why bother??#respect the hater lifestyle but that’s just not me#i complain but i don’t hate#i’d much rather yap abt the things i love#soukoku#skk#akuatsu#ranpoe#i’ve seen it with them too#kousano#higugin#bcuz some fans care way too much abt hating on them#bungou stray dogs#bsd
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Every once in a while something will happen in naruto that just makes me go,,, Kishimoto,,, have you ever actually interacted with a child,,,
#11 year old Itachi: I must stop this coup and prevent war from overtaking my home. I will risk my life for this.#Me like a week ago watching a group of 10ish year olds try to build up the courage amongst themselves to ask if they can have a second egg:#Kakashi: Graduating from the ninja academy at 6#Me thinking back to the number of times I woke up with my 6 - 8 year old sibling sleeping beside me because they got scared: HM#Naruto and Sasuke: Living by themselves at age like 6/7#Me literally yesterday having to explain that No We Will Not Be Wandering Into The Woods At 11pm Bc You Heard A Dog (/coyote most likely)#Ik these characters are more traumatized shaped by the world around them it's fantasy etc etc#But every time someone's like. Kakashi graduated at 6...itachi at 7...how badass...I'm like...#Those kids couldn't read let alone write not a chance#Naruto is lucky he's durable he 100% tried getting bread out of the toaster with a fork#Don't take this too seriously I'm just saying shit rn
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#every time i ask for werewolf media suggestions this is what i get#''oh you HAVE to watch this movie if you love werewolves!!'' *it's just some guy getting killed for being inherently evil*#i've tried explaining to people that when i say i like werewolves & shapeshifters#i don't mean ''guy that turns into other guy'' or ''guy with yellow eyes''#i mean ''person who turns into an animal or beast & is visibly not human''#but it always confuses people for some reason?? like some people genuinely cannot understand what i'm saying#''i want to see a person turn into a wolf'' is just met with silence & then a hesitant suggestion for a show where that doesn't happen#i made a reddit post on some book suggestions sub & i explained exactly what i was looking for & gave examples of things i've already read#& was still given shit i SPECIFICALLY SAID I DON'T WANT#like they went through the entire ''don't want'' list & looked for the one book that fits every single thing on there#& then got pissy when i pointed that out#why is there so much hate for ACTUAL shapeshifters#like dude i don't think you like werewolves i think you just like vampires with beards#idk i just think it's weak shit to be into monsters when you don't actually mean MONSTERS#when i say i want to shapeshift i don't mean edit my human body i mean i want to turn into a fucking inhuman creature. capiche??#''b-b-b-but the budget!!! no CGI!!!!'' idiot. dumbass. just get a dog
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its me and my modern au trina headcanons against the world
Another sibling in Marika's disaster of a family who is super okay with the fact that Miquella gets so much more attention than her :) really it's fine :) It's great really :) she loves him too so it's all okay :)
When she was little and before things got Complicated with that side of the family, she would go play with her big brothers Morgott and Mohg because they got just as little attention as she did. They're The Same, you see. (It definitely didn't break her heart when they stopped talking to her and seemed to just up and vanish. Who said that)
She got to know all of Miquella's plans before anybody else so she also knew that whatever he was doing was going to ruin his life hardcore. So she's gotta ruin his life first so it doesn't get ruined quite as bad.
Girl who uses a wheelchair after Miquella abandons her on account of her in-game model not having legs, just a stem. She's just like Godwyn with his fish tail fr...
She met up with Godwyn in the hospital after the Abandonment Incident. He's different from how she remembers him but that's okay. She's gonna latch onto any brother she encounters bc she needs something to anchor her.
Godwyn got her a service dog. He's the biggest, wettest Irish wolfhound on the planet. She loves him dearly. His name is Putty (Sir Putty when he has Tasks). When he's off duty he likes to roll around in the mud.
Bonus Related Omen Twins Headcanons
I don't remember who posted about stealth CEO Morgott pretending to be his dad over Zoom or something, but honestly, inspired. He still dresses like a disaster though. Nobody would ever guess that he's in charge of anything. Anyway, he'd have the means to help take care of Trina after the Incident. She'd be like a sad baby seal when she sees him again. Especially if whatever Miquella's doing is affecting business or whatever. She's trying to help and also make Morgott happy bc he definitely Is Not looking like it.
Trina: We could kill him... Morgott: Trina, that's illegal. Trina: ... Putty could eat him probably... Morgott: No.
Idk what Mohg's doing exactly, but Miquella would've ruined his life in the process of ruining his own, so he's gonna have some beef with him. However, he and Trina would have a common goal of ruining Miquella's life before he can do it his own way, so they could have an alliance. Even if Trina's also like a sad baby seal seeing him again. She missed him and feels so so bad about whatever Miquella did. Especially if she kept quiet about it or had some hand in how it happened.
Morgott disapproving of Trina spending time with Mohg bc he's a bad influence but little does he know Trina already has Issues so who's the worse influence really
#epsilon says shit#st trina#mohg lord of blood#morgott the omen king#godwyn the prince of death#ask me if i give a fuck about things being ooc this is my city now#this girl does substances i know it. nothing mohg introduces her to could possibly faze her#this post is mostly so i can tell the world about putty the giant ass dog who trina loves dearly. mr putrescent knight youve been dogified#do i think theres a possibility that morgott would want nothing to do with her bc miquellas a traitor yeah sure but consider this:#shes got big wet eyes like a baby seal and shes so so so sad#also godwyn and trina should hang out bc theyre both death adjacent and i stand by that#if i had more time id write fic but i dont so this is the best i got boss. please talk to me about elden ring im gnawing my arm off
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no one asked but idc i think tma Gerry and Needles should kiss
#needles tmagp#tma gerry keay#tmagp fanart#tma fanart#needles tmp#this all started bc I thot Michael and Needles should kiss bc they’re both cunty and pointy#and then me n me bf were like what if Needles and Gerry kissed but also Gerry isn’t afraid of Needles ofc#bc he have a million tattoos and piercings#I think Gerry makes Needles poke holes in him for free new piercings#i want to draw him being bfs w tma gerry and michael#I think its what he deserves#he’s a bottom he needs to be bullied#I do like the idea of Needles dating Gerry first and Gerry holds off on introducing him to Michael bc he Know Michael is gonna act up™️#esp since it’s rly easy to wind Needles up#god Michael would be such a little shit#but then they would both annoy Gerry#my bf says it’s getting your eldritch horror bf another eldritch horror bf to keep them busy while ur away#like when you get a dog for your dog#anyways once again. I love all y’all’s needles designs 😤💖#I love this stupid pointy little twink sm#also don’t ask me how Gerry isn’t getting stabbed let’s just suspend our belief#smth smth Gerry and Needles both read Hellraiser when they were teens and it sure had an effect on them#I just think mister Gerry Keay is not only a monsterfucker but a monster tamer#i want to draw ink5oul next 😤#i also think they and Needles should kiss#I have a lot of thots abt them djfjjfjf#my art#gerry/needles#gerry x needles#yall should help me name this ship i used all my creative brain juice on drawing them
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I think the main thing that pisses me off about like 90% of mephiles ships is that people will be like "how old is he??" Look that fanwiki says that he's ten and they RUN with it. Like they don't read further. I'm so convinced that most people don't even know the plot of 06 bc the shit I've seen people draw and write with the characters is just mind boggling.
#trash rambles#like yeah i understand thwt nearly all of the named sonic characters are either minors or unspecified#but like#even if he was actually ten#shipping him with other minor characters would be so weird 😭#plus i dont think it would even matter if he has actually a minor because that uncomfortable power dynamic would still be there with most#other characters#and like#god idk#the amount of dog shit mephiles ships i have to have blocked in my tags is extremely upsetting#LIKE. WDYM?#MARIA??????#STOP IT 😭#tikal makes more sense but that one still makes me uncomfortable#idk i dont even remember all the ones i blocked i just remember that find the maria posts was like#devistating#that and the one person who liked all my 06 posts and was a mephiles and elise shipper (theyre siblings to me so someone like that liking m#art of them is understanbly upsetting)#that being said how old do i think infinite is??? because he doesnt have an official age (that i could find)#personally i think hes anywhere from 19 (at the absolute youngest) to like. early 30s idk 💀#somewhere between thoes idk#the only version of him that has a 100% solid age in my head is for the ghost au and hes 22 in that (bc hes a junior in collage)#n e way#i just woke up so ignore if this is illegible#ugh idk i really try not to be gate-keepy about stuff i like because its annoying but like#i love 06 so much it kinda hurts tl see people just kinda not knowing even the basic plot or like. only going off the fandubs (which i#really enjoy but at a certain point you can only say mephiles is ur favorite and have people quote it at you or in the comments of your 06#posts so many times before you just like. idk. (also ive had people irl tell me 06 sucks after i told them directly it was my favorite sonic#game??? like??? bro you asked ME.))
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Gonna say it again, "Just stop consuming the genre" is THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSE to someone complaining about the lack of representation in their preferred genre!! And "Consume other stuff too" is not much better!!! I don't care how much you think varying media consumption is a Good and Holy lifestyle, not everyone wants to do that! There is no obligation to do that and there should not be! Because it's fucking entertainment. It's not a college major.
And! And and and. I would be remiss to not point out that when you tell someone, "If you want well written (minority) just get out of (genre fandom)" you are, regardless of your motivations, rhetorically aligning yourself with the exact same bigots who just want the pro-representation crowd to shut up and go away.
#I don't know how people can say “shonen is written for teen boys so obviously you're the idiot for wanting good rep from it”#as if teen boys don't also deserve stories with well-written diverse casts??#as if the poor reactions they often have to diversity are just inherent to their boyish nature and not a result of a widespread lack of rep#as if diverse casts in popular media aren't A PROVEN WAY to reduce implicit biases against groups of people on a very large scale#you people are dogs. how can you unironically say “this genre was made for teen boys so everyone else should stfu and gtfo”#and not immediately see that you've just aligned yourself with the actually bad people in the fandom#these stances also perfectly miss the point of “I love this genre and want to see a flaw in it corrected” because they are overwhelmingly..#...written by people who do not love the genre in question and are not interested in loving the genre#like yeah ultimately I understand that most of these posts don't give a true shit about helping people find rep in media#their main purpose 99% of the time is to publicly gloat about their supposedly superior media fixations#It's a real autism on autism violence (internet style) so I find it contemptible in a way that pulls all the muscles of my face downwards#“haw haw read another book (the ones I incidentally find engaging) and stop reading your dumb idiot books (the ones you find engaging)”#you can actually shut up tho that's the thing#you can just not say anything and make the world a better place Luigi Marioparty style#it's a wonderful strategy to use#if you've read through all these tags then 1. I thank you and 2. I have a little request if you're willing to give me more thought & time:#try to pay close attention the next few times you're talking about broad media fandoms which you aren't a part of#watch those little twinges in your chest and ask yourself#“is what I'm saying true? do I actually know enough to say that? what is the point of what I'm saying here? what do I want these ppl to do?#I think we all get caught up in Media Gloating sometimes#if you find that your thoughtless comments become concerning after you put thought into them#maybe it's time to not make them#or to even (as a totally random example) make a post arguing AGAINST those comments#because guess what? your bad take there was probably not yours alone; I'd wager 1000 other similar people have made similar takes#but they're not all gonna reflect on that unprompted; that's where you can come in#shonen#lgbtq representation#female representation#representation in media#queer representation
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Been playing Payday 2 again a lot lately and I wanted to draw some of the character's faces as practice.
#Payday 2#payday#jacket#sokol#clover#hotline miami#Jacket hotline miami#Sokol payday 2#clover payday 2#Jacket payday 2#I WISH I FINISHED A JIMMY DRAWING HES MY BABYGIRL I JUST COULDNT GET HIM RIGHT#my friend did not like my jacket drawing 😭😭😭 he wanted me to make him a gross old wojak like the in game model#i wanted to make him drive (2011) and my OTHER friend agreed with me.#the first friend insisted sokol wasnt silly and cute like ??? he can be smart and skilled and kill people and still have a boyish energy#hes got that boyish twink charm he does shit asking chains to take him to a sports game like a little kid#bro he has a reservoir dogs specific line where he says “I have flutters in my tummyplate!” like hes maybe a little immature and silly#my art
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Just got offered 100$ of commissions and of course they are a scammer it was too good to be true 🤪
#I was talking with them carefully and thought I should see in tag if someone talked about them and yes#they send a dm ? message on so many art#so when they say 100$ when I say politely it may look like shit cause I never drew a dog like they asked#they say it’s okay I wanted in your style which is just pokemon style I don’t have my own cjdbxjbds#instead of calling them a scammer I said no PayPal only ko-fi and I haven’t heard from them again so idk cjndjdnd#optimisticdefendorluminary is the url I thought they looked fishy from the beginning but I like the give the benefit of the doubt first#Alex.txt
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aye can i get a fuckin uuuhhhh
break. on my burger
#shit chat#family cw#got sicker than i have been in years my bank closed my checking account on accident work is nightmarishly busy#and my mother is sending strings of long voice memos in the family group chat again#i simply will not be listening to them. at most i'll ask my dad or brother for the sparknotes version#bc her pattern for the better part of this year has been radio silence. no attempt at communication whatsoever#and then BAM like 5-10 min worth of voice memos screaming crying sobbing shaking#I DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO GET MY CHILDREN TO FORGIVE ME. I'M CRAWLING ON MY KNEES ON THE DESERT FOR A HUNDRED YEARS REPENTING#WHAT THE FUCK IS FAMILY FOR YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING AND I'M SUFFERING SO MUCH AND I'M ALONE BECAUSE#MY FAMILY ABANDONED ME. I HAVE NO ONE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I'M BEGGING. I NEED HELP I NEED MY KIDDOS AROUND ME PLEASE I'M DYING#followed by several minutes of sordid updates on her shitty miserable life#which is tbf pretty shitty & miserable. she's extremely physically disabled & mentally ill#her partner had a severe stroke a couple months ago and is still recovering. they've both been in & out of hospital#neither working. partner's adult son who lives with them is the only income in the household#partner's permanently disabled mother also lives with them. plus 2 large dogs 6 cats and 3 each of chickens & ducks#they're in court suing their landlord bc he's trying to evict them but the property is an uninhabitable shithole to begin with#but like. whenever i do make the mistake of responding to one of her groupchat tantrums#she's just like 'oh you know me im a survivor :) i just miss yous is all :) now that you're here i'm gonna bitch about my life for an hour#and ignore everything you have to say and show active disdain & boredom whenever you tell me anything about yourself or your life :)'#and if i offer help she refuses it#like it's just a bid for attention. expecting unconditional love and absolution and salvation from us bc That's What Families Do#she doesn't actually seem to give a shit about any of us as real people. just this ironclad delusion of unconditional family support#that she frankly has not earned#my brother actually did go visit her in the hospital on thanksgiving. driving 2hrs out of his way to do so#and she was a raging passive aggressive bitch to him and threw the gift he'd brought her back in his face#ma'am i know you're Going Through It but so are the rest of us & frankly you've given me zero reason to want to interact w/ ur caustic ass#plus this is petty but yet another way in which she doesn't listen to me & makes no attempt whatsoever at genuine relationship#i've told her numerous times that responding to groupchat voice memos is hard for me. that i love & miss her#and if she wants to see me or needs help or whatever to please contact me one on one either by call or text#nope. refuses to respond to/initiate individual contact. ONLY traumadumping in the fam chat. TLDR MY MOM IS A DISFUNCTIONAL TOXIC NIGHTMARE.
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thinking about the person i could have been if i tried a little harder to find my own way
#probably the thing i am resenting my parents for right now is how good they were at convincing me#not to pursue any career paths other than the ones they laid out#every time i was like hey this seems interesting should i check it out? they would be so quick with the#do you care enough about it to stake your livelihood on it? to do it for your whole working life?#and obviously 8 yo 12 yo 14 yo 17 yo 18 yo me would get terrified and go no sorry and just not look into anything further#supposedly this is the safe option but everything i do feels meaningless#all of the jobs in this field seem meaningless#the job market in this field right now is dog shit and I'm fighting like hell for positions that just make me sad to think about#but every time i think hey what if i tried another thing#now my brain shuts me down with the do you care enough about it to stake your livelihood on it#your whole life on it#and the answer is no and it's gonna be no for a long time i bet#don't know if I'll ever find my way out of it#told my roommate's boyfriend about my general dispassion for pretty much everything in life#he asked me if I'm even a person#which feels very true#i feel like this path I've followed if i keep following it#I'm not going to be a person i can be proud of#i know it's really early in my life to say but#idk if it's nature or nurture or my own damn fault but all the ambition has been weaned out of me and I've been getting just surviving#i just wish i got told more you can be whatever you want to be :)#instead of whatever you'll do you'll be good at so do what makes money and push your hobbies to the side you can do them after you retire#your mom likes this and you're good at it so you'll like it too it'll make you money this is the best thing#the other thing is harder and doesn't make as much money don't do that you won't like it that much i bet#when i was younger#maybe I'd be struggling more but I'd be really happy and fulfilled#or maybe this is genuinely the best timeline and eggs who tried to pursue art hates it now#maybe I'd be really stupid at all the other things i gave a passing glance at#eggsistential speaks#tag rant
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What annoys me is when allos are so caught up in their amatonormativity (or just allonormativity) that any statement akin to "romance is not or less important to some/you don't need a partner to complete you" comes across to them as downplaying their own relationships, present or past, and then take offence, raising their pitchforks crying out about how they love their partner and for good measure throw in something like "being by yourself is selfish", "falling in love is what makes us human", "everyone wants a relationship"...
They don't though. That's the thing. There are people that are perfectly content without a romantic relationship, whether at all or just for the season of life they are in at the moment.
So heres my message to those people:
Me maybe not ever wanting a relationship is my preference and has nothing to do with you. Me stating that there are people like me does not devalue your relationship. If you perceive it as such, then that is on you and you might want to learn to not take shit that isn't an affront personally. End of PSA.
*awkward curtsy*
#aromantic#aro#aroace#fuck amatonormativity#seriously tiring#tired of this shit#when I say I don't want a dog because it doesnt fit my lifestyle or I don’t know how to take care of one properly#or because I JUST DONT WANT TO then no one bats an eye#can we do the same for relationships please#what do you care if I have a partner or not#and if you come at me for using a dog as a metaphor you're getting blocked#you know what I mean and of you dont then just ask#dont be rude#or else like I said youre blocked#i have no fucks to give today
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"Now here's a strange character."
Sparkle commented, regarding the drowsy-seeming man with the sort of lackadaisical pomp you should never approach strangers with. She never cared to mess with the side characters, especially when she had a principal cast to support, but this one seemed a little special. His lazy, disheveled look made him look like an easy target—not even the Bloodhound crest on his uniform could make him look scary ( not that sparkle was usually afraid of the authorities, anyway! ) It could be fun to mess with him—and even more fun if he revealed some dark, hidden side!
Sparkle skipped over to him then, without warning, plucked the badge that sat on his vest. It ripped through the fabric slightly, but Sparkle didn't even wince.
"This—" she lifted up the insignia, her thumb brushing over the sterling silver, "can't be real, can it? Are you actually a cop or some homeless dude pretending to be one?"
The fabric ripped in the kind of way that could be felt, rather than heard - fangs concealed behind a smile. Hers, as much as his.
”Without jobs, aren’t we all homeless?” The remark came out cold, unaware of its own absurdity, as Gallagher swung his arm over the back of the bench where he’d decided to take a break. There had been eyes on him for a while, he could tell, and so this was as much laying out bait as it was his own proclivity for not doing much at all. She’d taken it, just as he’d hoped, but drowsiness belied the sharpness in his gaze, and to add on to the facade, he cracked the seal on a fresh can of soda balanced on his knee.
”If you’re gonna keep my badge, miss, you’ll have to take on my work, and I’ve got a doozy of a case on my desk right now,” he drawled. “A little brown and red fox sent an explosive to the hotel’s bellhop. The Family doesn’t condone terrorism.”
Two gulps nearly emptied the soda halfway, and melted the edges off his smile when he perched the can on his leg again.
”And I don’t condone overtime. That little fox has until this old hound finishes his drink.”
#hahanabi#// no doubt gallagher would have heard about misha getting hit by her prank#// weaving in more instances of him just saying shit that makes you go 'what the hell are you talking about'#// because I feel like that's the quintessential experience in canon that I've been missing from my writing lately#// also literally 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' right here#// anyway thanks for the ask! love u miss spackle
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what 93 clip are we talking abt..
Its that scene from the last episode of 92 where jeans all How Much Do You Love Charles Xavier and eriks blows up all How Dare You Ask Such A Question I Owe That Man My LIFE or w/e
#snap chats#that was the one that hooked me like chat they said the L word#ik its not meant to be romantic but still …………….. woah …….#erik funny as hell in that shit he really got so offended 😭😭😭#it wouldve been kinder to shoot him like How Dare You Question His Love For Charles Xavier#really blew up on her like bro ok we get it you love him😭😭😭😭#sorry for asking now can you help save his life ……..#anyway everyone be nice to me today today keeps getting worse#i accidentally left my computer charger at my moms and its a four hour drive to and fro 🕴#and i have an advisor meeting in like two hours 🕴#i mean my computers at full battery so i can attend BUT STILL IM SO PISSED#i can do my comm work cause Thank The Lord of my tablet but still#im mad ……. im gonna lay in bed and daydream of old man yaoi to cope before working#ILL BE FINE. once the meetings done i just go back and get my charger#say hi to my dog and cat while im there ok Might As Well#and then come back and then it’ll all be ok#im just annoyed because my break’s literally after classes tomorrow fuckin driving around so much FOR WHAT 😭😭😭😭#driving i hate you i loathe you with every fiber of my being. moving on now ….
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idk what to do anymofe atp.
#tonight my mother sat me down at the table and asked me about a friend of mine#this friend is openly a lesbian and my parents know her well because we go spend vacations in the same place#but she lives in switzerland and i don't see her often#and my mom asked me out of the blue if i texted her often in a very suspect way and so i told her that we do in fact text pretty often#because like my parents know her she always bring us chocolate and dog treats for my dog and they never seemed to have issues with that#and she was “what did she say to you?” and at first i was confused and also scared AF#in a 100% serious voice like “if something happened would you tell me?”#and like what the fuck realllg#i eventually understood she was hinting at me buying “men's” clothing in the last year or so#and this friend of mine is very masculine presenting and does the same and i tried to explain my choices had nothing to do with her#but my mother was like “i mean you never did anything like this in the past idk why would you start now” and wanted to show me a picture#of like my twelve years old me wearing a dress???#and then she was like “i think you should stop interacting so much with her because it's not a healthy company for you” like-#what the fuck was that#the whole conversation#scared fbe shit out of me because this is my “i'm not homophobic and i'm in fact very accepting of everyone” mother
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