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empyreanparadisaea · 2 months ago

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“ what ?? no ‘ bless you ? ’ i’ll remember that . ” from alhaitham 😔

@venstm || prompt! || From Alhaitham! || Muses mentioned @shallliveoninsong 's Sissel

Kaveh stared at him deadpanned for once. Nope, he's not going to win him over that easily. This time he'd have the upper hand! "You'll be fine, you'll live."

Then his attention turned back to the strange black kitten in his arms. He's giving him a good chin scratch and a gentle smile. When the kitten sneezes in turn, that gentle smile turns into soft laughter.

"Oh bless you, little Sissel. Bless you."

#shit I say to my dog asks #venstm #ooc. sorry he only helps helpless creatures #ooc. not feeble scholars ;p

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musicalmoritz · 3 months ago

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It’s totally fine to dislike ships but I will never understand how some ppl make it their entire personality. You can’t ALL be the “#1 skk hater”

#same with characters like you will rarely catch me making hate posts for the characters i dislike #i think i did it once and it was just to use that kendrick audio #if someone asks me what ships/characters i dislike i’ll happily yap abt it but i’m not gonna give my uncalled for opinion on smth other ppl #love. Like ik their fans don’t give a shit what i have to say anyways so why bother??#respect the hater lifestyle but that’s just not me #i complain but i don’t hate #i’d much rather yap abt the things i love #soukoku #skk #akuatsu #ranpoe #i’ve seen it with them too #kousano #higugin #bcuz some fans care way too much abt hating on them #bungou stray dogs #bsd

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trashcreatyre · 2 months ago

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I think the main thing that pisses me off about like 90% of mephiles ships is that people will be like "how old is he??" Look that fanwiki says that he's ten and they RUN with it. Like they don't read further. I'm so convinced that most people don't even know the plot of 06 bc the shit I've seen people draw and write with the characters is just mind boggling.

#trash rambles #like yeah i understand thwt nearly all of the named sonic characters are either minors or unspecified #but like #even if he was actually ten #shipping him with other minor characters would be so weird 😭#plus i dont think it would even matter if he has actually a minor because that uncomfortable power dynamic would still be there with most #other characters #and like #god idk #the amount of dog shit mephiles ships i have to have blocked in my tags is extremely upsetting #LIKE. WDYM?#MARIA??????#STOP IT 😭#tikal makes more sense but that one still makes me uncomfortable #idk i dont even remember all the ones i blocked i just remember that find the maria posts was like #devistating #that and the one person who liked all my 06 posts and was a mephiles and elise shipper (theyre siblings to me so someone like that liking m #art of them is understanbly upsetting)#that being said how old do i think infinite is??? because he doesnt have an official age (that i could find)#personally i think hes anywhere from 19 (at the absolute youngest) to like. early 30s idk 💀#somewhere between thoes idk #the only version of him that has a 100% solid age in my head is for the ghost au and hes 22 in that (bc hes a junior in collage)#n e way #i just woke up so ignore if this is illegible #ugh idk i really try not to be gate-keepy about stuff i like because its annoying but like #i love 06 so much it kinda hurts tl see people just kinda not knowing even the basic plot or like. only going off the fandubs (which i #really enjoy but at a certain point you can only say mephiles is ur favorite and have people quote it at you or in the comments of your 06 #posts so many times before you just like. idk. (also ive had people irl tell me 06 sucks after i told them directly it was my favorite sonic #game??? like??? bro you asked ME.))

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babybinko · 2 years ago

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Been playing Payday 2 again a lot lately and I wanted to draw some of the character's faces as practice.

#Payday 2 #payday #jacket #sokol #clover #hotline miami #Jacket hotline miami #Sokol payday 2 #clover payday 2 #Jacket payday 2 #I WISH I FINISHED A JIMMY DRAWING HES MY BABYGIRL I JUST COULDNT GET HIM RIGHT #my friend did not like my jacket drawing 😭😭😭 he wanted me to make him a gross old wojak like the in game model #i wanted to make him drive (2011) and my OTHER friend agreed with me.#the first friend insisted sokol wasnt silly and cute like ??? he can be smart and skilled and kill people and still have a boyish energy #hes got that boyish twink charm he does shit asking chains to take him to a sports game like a little kid #bro he has a reservoir dogs specific line where he says “I have flutters in my tummyplate!” like hes maybe a little immature and silly #my art

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yamsarts · 6 months ago

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no one asked but idc i think tma Gerry and Needles should kiss

#needles tmagp #tma gerry keay #tmagp fanart #tma fanart #needles tmp #this all started bc I thot Michael and Needles should kiss bc they’re both cunty and pointy #and then me n me bf were like what if Needles and Gerry kissed but also Gerry isn’t afraid of Needles ofc #bc he have a million tattoos and piercings #I think Gerry makes Needles poke holes in him for free new piercings #i want to draw him being bfs w tma gerry and michael #I think its what he deserves #he’s a bottom he needs to be bullied #I do like the idea of Needles dating Gerry first and Gerry holds off on introducing him to Michael bc he Know Michael is gonna act up™️#esp since it’s rly easy to wind Needles up #god Michael would be such a little shit #but then they would both annoy Gerry #my bf says it’s getting your eldritch horror bf another eldritch horror bf to keep them busy while ur away #like when you get a dog for your dog #anyways once again. I love all y’all’s needles designs 😤💖#I love this stupid pointy little twink sm #also don’t ask me how Gerry isn’t getting stabbed let’s just suspend our belief #smth smth Gerry and Needles both read Hellraiser when they were teens and it sure had an effect on them #I just think mister Gerry Keay is not only a monsterfucker but a monster tamer #i want to draw ink5oul next 😤#i also think they and Needles should kiss #I have a lot of thots abt them djfjjfjf #my art #gerry/needles #gerry x needles #yall should help me name this ship i used all my creative brain juice on drawing them

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eggsistential-basket · 24 days ago

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thinking about the person i could have been if i tried a little harder to find my own way

#probably the thing i am resenting my parents for right now is how good they were at convincing me #not to pursue any career paths other than the ones they laid out #every time i was like hey this seems interesting should i check it out? they would be so quick with the #do you care enough about it to stake your livelihood on it? to do it for your whole working life?#and obviously 8 yo 12 yo 14 yo 17 yo 18 yo me would get terrified and go no sorry and just not look into anything further #supposedly this is the safe option but everything i do feels meaningless #all of the jobs in this field seem meaningless #the job market in this field right now is dog shit and I'm fighting like hell for positions that just make me sad to think about #but every time i think hey what if i tried another thing #now my brain shuts me down with the do you care enough about it to stake your livelihood on it #your whole life on it #and the answer is no and it's gonna be no for a long time i bet #don't know if I'll ever find my way out of it #told my roommate's boyfriend about my general dispassion for pretty much everything in life #he asked me if I'm even a person #which feels very true #i feel like this path I've followed if i keep following it #I'm not going to be a person i can be proud of #i know it's really early in my life to say but #idk if it's nature or nurture or my own damn fault but all the ambition has been weaned out of me and I've been getting just surviving #i just wish i got told more you can be whatever you want to be :)#instead of whatever you'll do you'll be good at so do what makes money and push your hobbies to the side you can do them after you retire #your mom likes this and you're good at it so you'll like it too it'll make you money this is the best thing #the other thing is harder and doesn't make as much money don't do that you won't like it that much i bet #when i was younger #maybe I'd be struggling more but I'd be really happy and fulfilled #or maybe this is genuinely the best timeline and eggs who tried to pursue art hates it now #maybe I'd be really stupid at all the other things i gave a passing glance at #eggsistential speaks #tag rant

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sowearecleariamhere · 9 months ago

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What annoys me is when allos are so caught up in their amatonormativity (or just allonormativity) that any statement akin to "romance is not or less important to some/you don't need a partner to complete you" comes across to them as downplaying their own relationships, present or past, and then take offence, raising their pitchforks crying out about how they love their partner and for good measure throw in something like "being by yourself is selfish", "falling in love is what makes us human", "everyone wants a relationship"...

They don't though. That's the thing. There are people that are perfectly content without a romantic relationship, whether at all or just for the season of life they are in at the moment.

So heres my message to those people:

Me maybe not ever wanting a relationship is my preference and has nothing to do with you. Me stating that there are people like me does not devalue your relationship. If you perceive it as such, then that is on you and you might want to learn to not take shit that isn't an affront personally. End of PSA.

*awkward curtsy*

#aromantic #aro #aroace #fuck amatonormativity #seriously tiring #tired of this shit #when I say I don't want a dog because it doesnt fit my lifestyle or I don’t know how to take care of one properly #or because I JUST DONT WANT TO then no one bats an eye #can we do the same for relationships please #what do you care if I have a partner or not #and if you come at me for using a dog as a metaphor you're getting blocked #you know what I mean and of you dont then just ask #dont be rude #or else like I said youre blocked #i have no fucks to give today

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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 3 months ago

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JoJo Siwa doesn’t deserve all the hate (and homophobia) she’s getting for her style and music; but she does deserve scrutiny for defending Colleen Ballinger and being both active and complicit in abuse that happened on her TV show. Like the girl has been under the public eye in unhealthy environments all her life; cut her some slack — not too much; she’s still a responsible adult — but if you’re going to dogpile her, then at least dogpile her for the right reasons. Jesus Fucking Christ.

#jojo siwa #discourse #Her comment sections are VILE #I actually don’t hate her songs. They’re basically early-2000s new old stock and I like early 2000s music #Is she trying too hard to look like an “adult?” Yes. But that’s understandable.#What isn’t understandable is screaming at children for no fucking reason #and JoJo not helping at all when a girl was hemorrhaging out her belly button #when JoJo’s mother told the girl to “put a pad on it”#I don’t care how afraid you are of your parents; you END that shit the second you see it #I was raised in a cult and I actively sabotaged my parents’ preaching work on multiple occasions #I didn’t know if I’d get kicked out if they found out I did that; the only reason I still have a relationship with them #is because they never found out about my later sabotage #Dad preached to a waitress dangling a cure for her sons’ disorder in front of her nose as incentive to join and gave her literature #So I went to the restaurant with him and insisted I pay for the tip.#I gave her eight dollars and a sticky note with a bunch of keywords about the cult’s abuses to look up #The next time I went there #she said didn’t understand the sticky note and asked me while he was gone what I meant #I hate talking to people especially when I’m under pressure because I trip over my words even when I’m NOT anxious #But her kids’ lives being free of a cult meant more to me than avoiding a momentary discomfort so I gave a quick rundown #She thanked me and heeded my warning basically playing along with me and not saying anything to my dad about it #I was 20; JoJo was about 19 when her show was going on #She had no excuse for allowing her mom to do that.#At the very least she could have said “Oh god I’m so sorry she said that. Please don’t hurt yourself for my show; go to the hospital.”#But no. She didn’t do that. In fact she screamed at children and joked that if they were crying then it was a good show.#Bitch come here and do that in front of me. I double dog dare you. I may only be 5’5” but I fight dirty and I’m angrier than you #Sorry. I guess I do hate her… for THAT specifically.#Like yeah I’ve fucked up with the kids I help and yelled when I didn’t have to but I HATED doing it and tried to do better later #Why someone would SCREAM at kids on purpose for long periods of time for no reason is beyond me

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agriocnemis · 6 months ago

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say what you want about the honkai star rail community, but honestly the best thing to come out of it is just straight up Argenti and his fan base.

like, originally I mained him because he is useful for physical damage and his ult is very fun to use.... but man does he speak like some medieval knight who is so excited about the modern era he's in instead of being freaked the fuck out.

also mostly because of this one meme I have realized how much he literally just acts like this:

I can never see him in a bad light than being far too willing to 1v1 people needlessly. he's just oddly chill and helpful once you convince him of something.

#ymir sketches #'ymir aren't you an argenti main?' yeah. but as I said I didn't realize how drama kid medieval knight he was until my friend pointed it out #I just let him go all out. and just went 'okay knight of beauty. you go say things' and shit.#obsessed with how he just seems to be fairly excited to do anything you ask if he trusts you tho??? like a fucking dog??#sir?? sir??? sir where is your mistrust?? where is your sense of some nihilism?? do you have any???#I am sad he never had other times of bread than HARD?? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THAT FEELS AS I LOVER OF BREADS??#TO GET THAT?? WHILE GOING TO DO A STORYQUEST FOR A FRIEND IN A VC?? TO JUST BE FORCED TO READ THAT?#hoyoverse #honkai star rail #<- the most tags you'll ever get out of me rn

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gregoftom · 2 years ago

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pretty sure i’ve seen romance movies with scenes like this

#tomgreg #where do i even start with t his horseshit okay here we fucking go.#so tom's first instinct is to go to greg when he's on shaky ground with shiv. the only way he feels safe is to have GREG with him.#who tf would want greg as an attack dog??!?!? lets be fucking real. when he says that i think he means just a dog. just someone loyal.#who loves him and won't dick him around. i think he's pretty tired of it by now.#he wants an alliance with like. ok in this show who would you pick to ally with. i love greg but he's abso useless in terms of skills that #would keep you safe. if anything TOM would keep HIM safe. in fact tom himself says who else has taken care of you. literally spells it out.#he even says greg is a joke; will fail; will fuck up; so what use does he have for tom other than companionship. other than love?#a dog might do tricks for you but your main reason for getting one is usually love. right? at least it should be. it would be in tom's case.#and don't even fucking get me STARTED on ''do you wanna come with me? ...sporus?" like girl.#you know what you told him about nero and sporus right. and now you're saying to him; yeah i was talking about you.#you and me. you're my favourite and i wasn't joking when i said i'd marry you.#the whole while tom is asking greg to be his attack dog his fuckin. eyes and expression we get it you're in love with him. like it's ridic.#and all this coming with phrasing it sounds like they're fucking ELOPING. I HATE IT!!!!!! SHUT UP! stop saying that fucking shit god. god #they are so annoying. anyway #the way tom's voice breaks as he says he has things to do [what things. will i find out later.] and the deal and!!#what am i gonna do with a soul anyways... i have you what do i need it for. and as that paragraph said somewhere. he castrates his soul.#then they giggle and are fucking annoying and greg'S HANDS LOOK LIK EHE'S ABOUT TO IDK. HUG TOM? AROUND THE MIDDLE MAYBE #or do something else. and then they just hug instead and i fucking. ugh. i've had enough tbh good fucking bye

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radmista · 7 months ago

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Sowing seeds of discontent and disharmony by hanging up on my parents birthday phone call the second my mom asked if I gained weight. Hope that sits badly on their minds while they think about how that's the first call I've engaged with them in 2 months and it was for the dogs birthday. Dad scrambling to text me for my mom that she didn't mean it. Like fuck I told her I've been having a rough month and day. She couldn't keep it to herself that badly. Fucks sake