#my bf says it’s getting your eldritch horror bf another eldritch horror bf to keep them busy while ur away

[yamsarts]

no one asked but idc i think tma Gerry and Needles should kiss

[nezumithewriter]

season four of the magnus archives was

ep 121: was that a will wood reference-- *SATELLITE EXPLOSION SFX*

ep 122: bro woke up from a six month coma with an identity crisis and a hunger for statements

ep 123: I'M GOING TO KILL MY BOSS (THIS IS A LEGALLY VIABLE THREAT) (I BROKE THE WALL)

ep 124: Tragic events in history; simon's death. when jumping out of a cable car, simon forgot his parachute, and fucking dIED

ep 125: SURGERY AT 3AM (GONE WRONG) (I STABBED MY BITCHASS BOSS)

ep 126: "thanks bestie i really wanted to make this gift to my spiral bf special" "mary is in my basement"

ep 127: "Jonah i fucking hate you i'm not gonna talk to your bitch ass anymore" proceeds to go on in great detail about eyes in some guys organs

ep 128: how did they get me to feel bad for the creepy gay delivery guys

ep 129: man loan companies are crazy nowadays

ep 130: normal woman gets dragged into helping with eldritch god's dinner

ep 131: "(joking) all i need is my rib removed" melanie king with a practiced top surgeon in the basement (the hallways tm)

ep 132: THEY FUCKING LEAD HIM OUT WITH HIS FAVORITE FOOD (statements)

ep 133: worst fate imaginable; being just like Jon

ep 134: throwing peter into the ocean rq

ep 135: Hey check out this cool black hole i made

ep 136: "boohoo I'm so alone and a monster"

ep 137: "Daisy has me listening to the Archers so maybe death is the answer."

ep 138: "NO LITTLE BRITISH BOY (jonah) DON'T GO TO THE EYE" "oh mein gott i have 20/20 vision"

ep 139: how to make your own jesus christ in ten steps. number ten; don't let them read ao3 coffeeshop aus

ep 140: I FUCKING HATE EDMOND HALLEY. HE AND HIS CULT FRIENDS KEEP THANKING ME FOR TURNING HIM INTO AN ELDRITCH MONSTER AND SAY "GO LITTLE SAND BOY GO"

ep 141: hungy

ep 142: hungy pt. 2 ft. Jon Sims' tired boyfriend

ep 143: damn cool black hole you got there *perceives it causing it to collapse in on itself*

ep 144: bro was forced to become a gravity falls fan against his will

ep 145: fire x ice wlw

ep 146: jon's intervention pt. 2 but everyone there is a hypocrite

ep 147: the horror of knowing you don't want to stop

ep 148: let the boy eat i swear to god

ep 149: yall ugly *peaces out*

ep 150: the lonely fucking malding after accidentally helping someone's relationship

ep 151: simon fairchild is my favorite now actually

ep 152: Hezekiah "Please god i just want to sleep" Wakely fucking hates bells (kills a baker)

ep 153: my silly ass enjoying the genuinely disturbing cult narrative only to get hit with the Trevor and Julia jumpscare

ep 154: i fucking love eric delano, oh and "i'm not gouging my eyes out and running away with you jon"

ep 155: EYE QUIT MY JOB (GONE WRONG) (HAD TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT)

ep 156: martin no

ep 157:

ep 158: "Peter, I want another divorce."

ep 159: GET HIS ASS JON

ep 160: world's weirdest clipshow pt. 2 that ends with the world fucking exploding