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Old Alcor sketches

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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

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One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.

"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."

And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.

"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."

And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.

"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."

And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.

"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."

"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."

"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."

And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.

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shirt that says "i love redundancy!" on the front and on the back it says "i love redundancy!"

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hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

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Is this anything

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Doodle inspired by the meteor geese

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Where are his 𝒷𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓈 ⁉️

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i love how she doesn't gaf

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graders gave me full points on a question where my answer was wrong and in my justification I wrote yeah no this is wrong this is why it's wrong it's a Christmas miracle!!

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Was going through my art and realised I never shared this one :3

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working theory is my cousin keeps setting alarms on MY alarm clock, leaving without cancelling them, and no one in my goddamn household can figure out how to turn it off so they just unplug the entire thing so first thing i get to do coming home now is crawl under my bed to fix it

Someone killed my alarm clock and I lost that slow 27 minute early buildup I was accumulating since sixth grade :(

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need everyone to know that pyramid steve has been sitting here in the bottom corner of my computer screen watching me study this whole week

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guys i've let my ego get wrapped up in my gpa again but even worse than high school this time