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Place an Ice Cube on a Burger When Grilling

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I was working on this few weeks ago but got stuck :p

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what if the Narrator got hired at Lumon?

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Imagine suddenly experiencing the deaths of your wife and best friend and (it's implied) your parents and at the same time you're gaining a professorial level of WWI knowledge. Mark S is a true innovator in depression and I salute him.

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Shoutout to Dylan, "he dumb?" is the funniest thing to ask about the other guy using your brain

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not innie mark risking his life to get a message to the outside and outie mark and devon spending so much effort to say *old man voice* "huh????? what did you just say???"

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they fucking killed mark s…… my sweet boy…. I’ll never get to see him again

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chat i gotta be honest......the mark/helly romance puts me right to sleep. they're clearly going to set up a situation where reintegrated mark can only save gemma or helly, and the two halves of himself are gonna be at war about it, so they're trying crank up the drama by having 2 romances. and they're ALSO playing around with helena having complicated feelings about her innie finding love when she is so alone (and maybe helena also developing feelings for mark if you believe helena is the one on the severed floor). i can appreciate what they're going for character-arc wise......but sorry. they have EXACTLY the amount of passion and chemistry you'd expect from a work crush relationship 💀

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man I'm worried for innie mark. I hope he didn't get completely subsumed. He did not know what was going on. We never got a proper goodbye for him 😔

Got people in the Severance fandom debating the ethics of reintegrating two distinct personalities without the consent of both and whether or not the distinct personality is dead after it happens and lil old trekkie me is just sitting here like, let me tell you a little story about a guy named Tuvix...

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i desperately need devon and reghabi to 1. meet 2. kill some people and 3. have a lesbian affair

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2. "SHIT!"

top 10 things patients love to hear from their brain surgeons

“I’m better at it now”

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this is absolutely it!!! even though his previous position was lower in rank he spent most of his time effectively dealing with children. the only person he really answered to was cobel. and now he's in cobel's position and he's the one in that uncomfortable power play with the board and he's the one who's liable for anything that goes wrong. it's like his customer service smile went from smug to survival mode. going from the fun play role where everyone has to respect you to the big stage having to fight for respect. LOVE his arc this season so far

i suspected this was the case for a while but i love the fact that the innies don’t even know management’s first names. “who’s seth?” they’re like kindergartners in some little ways. and obviously treated as such.

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this show is making me contemplate ending it all

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dylan asking ms huang if shes okay and if they’re forcing her to be here is so important to me actually

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Lumon does so many deranged things but doing a blackface rendition of their history as a gift to one of their few black higher up employees is so insane I had to blog about it.

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SEVERANCE 2x03, "Who Is Alive?"