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dreamlogic · 8 days ago

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fucked up & funny also how i had a bizarre prescience that my mother would pull some shit today. woke up in the mood to wear the perfume that reminds me of her. kept thinking abt texting her & being like "nah i don't need that bullshit rn." as i was making dinner started thinking the family groupchat was overdue for a Mom Bomb & isn't that just what the holiday season is missing this year. and lo and behold, this very evening, the beast rears her head as foretold in the ancient prophecy¹.

¹bad vibes i had all day.

#shit chat #family cw #ctxt #she's always been childish & selfish. but i miss when she was more than that. it was easier to overlook when she had better traits.#now it's childish & selfish all the way down. 😔

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sundove88 · 2 months ago

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You bet!!

fan fic authors be like yes i know this will flop however i simply have too much love for this character and my very niche headcanons for them. and i think that is so fuckin sexy of us

#yall are really out here writing for no one but yourselves #shit chat

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here-there-be-drag0ns · 4 months ago

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hey so since we're talking about how awful the minecraft movie looks we're all going to agree not to go see it in theaters right? not even to hatewatch it? we all are in agreement that its a soulless cash grab movie, so we all know that the only way to stop them from making more like it is to give them no cash to grab, right?

yes this includes watching it for the bit. yes this includes bringing your friends to go make fun of it. yes this includes just watching it out of curiosity.

do Not go see this shit in theaters. do Not give them your money. they dont care whether you enjoyed it or not, they only care about what number the box office gives them. so make sure the box office cant give them shit.

#dragons chatting #minecraft movie #im so serious about this by the way #if youre gonna watch it out of curiosity Pirate That Shit #if you dont know how to find a friend who does #do Not give them your fucking money

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kakavashaspromise · 6 months ago

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okay blitz I fucking love you and feel you so much

but your a dickhead rn

Oh shit

erm

#theri quit yapping #SHIT CHAT #THIS ISINT GOOD #i’m about to lose it

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mens-rights-activia · 5 months ago

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The most vile and vitriolic person you know is online right now talking about the importance of building community and there’s nothing you can do about it

#nothing you can do but maybe shit talk to your group chat #edited because I was redundant using vitriolic and unkind

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ochiody · 5 months ago

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saw this and was reminded of them

#dont really like this one though lol #godddd #achilles watching them do this shit like once a day from his little corner #hes on his last legs chat #my artwork #art #sketch #hades game #hades supergiant #hades fanart #thanatos #zagreus #thanzag #incorrect quotes

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queerdraws · 1 year ago

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it's zoro's birthday!! happy birthday big guy, may you say many more insane things to your enemies in the coming years

#one piece #zolu #comic #a while ago I reread some of the earlier arcs in one piece and was caught off guard by zoro's dialogue in the daz bonez fight #finally got around to making a comic abt it #boys fluctuating wildly between chatting shit n making jabs at eachother n having a sweet heartfelt moment #they have the range #the weird shape next to zoro's face in the second panel used to be a question mark #umm but it didn't get erased fully apparently #and im too lazy to do anything about that now that i've noticed it so enjoy!#oh also when luffy says baaastard hes imitating zoro saying temeeeee #does quite have the same feel...“baaaa” like a sheeps bleat vs the kinda drawl-y rumble of “meeee”...oh well

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tizzymcwizzy · 8 months ago

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!!!! the lore has dungeon meshi spoilers !!!!

hey adrien why's ur family so fucked up

,,,,,,so uuuhhh i made a dungeon meshi x miraculous ladybug au HJEBEJDJFJSHH SORRY GUYS IM CRAZY

#ive got designs and shit in mind for the rest of marinettes party and some basic plot structure i just gotta draw it #CAN YOU TELL IM OUT OF SCHOOL HDHDHFG I HAVE FREE TIME FOR INSANE SHENANIGANS!!!!#miraculous ladybug #chat noir #adrien agreste #emilie agreste #gabriel agreste #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #ml #mlb #miraculous #mlb x dm au #my art #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #dunmeshi spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #delicious in dungeon manga spoilers

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zhelin-thames · 20 days ago

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Danny as a popular ghost-hunting streamer and Tim as his (secretly smitten) tech-savvy boyfriend

Danny: Soooo, how did the new setup look on stream? 👀 Tim: Flawless. Your transitions are smoother than Nightwing on a trapeze. Danny: Thanks! …Wait, was that a compliment or shade at Dick? Tim: Yes.

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Danny: Dude, someone in the chat said my ghost puns are cringe. Tim: They’re right. Danny: Rude. I thought you loved me for my humor. Tim: I love you despite your humor. Big difference.

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[Group Chat: "BatFam + Phantom"]

Dick: Wait, Danny’s a streamer? Like… famous famous? Danny: Yeah, just hit 1M subs last week! 😎 Jason: How do you even ghost hunt on stream? Danny: I vibe with the ghosts. Sometimes literally. Tim: [uploads spreadsheet of Danny’s analytics] His audience engagement rate is 37%. Insane. Damian: You’re dating a YouTuber. Have you no dignity? Tim: Says the kid with a secret animal rescue TikTok. Damian: …

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[Danny streaming with Tim in the background]

Danny: Alright chat, today we’re exploring an abandoned warehouse! Should be super haunted. Tim (off-camera): Or just structurally unsafe. Danny: …Ignore my very responsible boyfriend. We’re doing this. Chat: WE LOVE TIM!!! Danny: I thought this was my stream. 😒

Tim: I saw you fell through a floor last stream. Care to explain? Danny: Ghost-proof floors aren’t a thing, babe. Tim: And neither is common sense, apparently.

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[Chat watching a rare collab stream]

Danny: Okay, Tim is joining us for this stream because chat kept asking! Chat: TIMMMMM!!! 🥰🥰🥰 Danny: What the heck, I’m literally right here. Tim: [flawlessly hacks into ghost-detection software on stream] Chat: TIM IS THE BEST. 😍 Danny: I can literally fly.

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dreamlogic · 8 days ago

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aye can i get a fuckin uuuhhhh

break. on my burger

#shit chat #family cw #got sicker than i have been in years my bank closed my checking account on accident work is nightmarishly busy #and my mother is sending strings of long voice memos in the family group chat again #i simply will not be listening to them. at most i'll ask my dad or brother for the sparknotes version #bc her pattern for the better part of this year has been radio silence. no attempt at communication whatsoever #and then BAM like 5-10 min worth of voice memos screaming crying sobbing shaking #I DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO GET MY CHILDREN TO FORGIVE ME. I'M CRAWLING ON MY KNEES ON THE DESERT FOR A HUNDRED YEARS REPENTING #WHAT THE FUCK IS FAMILY FOR YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING AND I'M SUFFERING SO MUCH AND I'M ALONE BECAUSE #MY FAMILY ABANDONED ME. I HAVE NO ONE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I'M BEGGING. I NEED HELP I NEED MY KIDDOS AROUND ME PLEASE I'M DYING #followed by several minutes of sordid updates on her shitty miserable life #which is tbf pretty shitty & miserable. she's extremely physically disabled & mentally ill #her partner had a severe stroke a couple months ago and is still recovering. they've both been in & out of hospital #neither working. partner's adult son who lives with them is the only income in the household #partner's permanently disabled mother also lives with them. plus 2 large dogs 6 cats and 3 each of chickens & ducks #they're in court suing their landlord bc he's trying to evict them but the property is an uninhabitable shithole to begin with #but like. whenever i do make the mistake of responding to one of her groupchat tantrums #she's just like 'oh you know me im a survivor :) i just miss yous is all :) now that you're here i'm gonna bitch about my life for an hour #and ignore everything you have to say and show active disdain & boredom whenever you tell me anything about yourself or your life :)'#and if i offer help she refuses it #like it's just a bid for attention. expecting unconditional love and absolution and salvation from us bc That's What Families Do #she doesn't actually seem to give a shit about any of us as real people. just this ironclad delusion of unconditional family support #that she frankly has not earned #my brother actually did go visit her in the hospital on thanksgiving. driving 2hrs out of his way to do so #and she was a raging passive aggressive bitch to him and threw the gift he'd brought her back in his face #ma'am i know you're Going Through It but so are the rest of us & frankly you've given me zero reason to want to interact w/ ur caustic ass #plus this is petty but yet another way in which she doesn't listen to me & makes no attempt whatsoever at genuine relationship #i've told her numerous times that responding to groupchat voice memos is hard for me. that i love & miss her #and if she wants to see me or needs help or whatever to please contact me one on one either by call or text #nope. refuses to respond to/initiate individual contact. ONLY traumadumping in the fam chat. TLDR MY MOM IS A DISFUNCTIONAL TOXIC NIGHTMARE.

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koukouture · 3 months ago

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WAIT CHAT HOLD ON-

SENTINEL HAS WINGS!!!!!

"Yeah obviously he turns into a jet-" NO!!!!!

Initially I thought they were like angel wings (which yeah, they are) and it's great symbolism because of his whole false Prime thing. He has this façade about being a noble leader and all that and he probably thinks that he's Primus' gift to the universe. The Devil disguised as an angel. Or something something the Devil was once the most beautiful angel of all. Idk lotsa places you can go with the angel symbolism.

HOWEVER

They're GOLDEN. You know who else had golden wings? Icarus. Who flew too close to the sun. Who's entire myth is about hubris and how pride can be your undoing. Does that sound familiar to you guys???

Sentinel flew too close to the sun believing that he could kill the Primes and seize all that wealth and power with no consequence. He thought that he was sooo great and nothing bad would ever happen to him because he won!!! And then he got too comfortable and sloppy and everything he built fell apart in just one day.

Whoever was on the design team for Transformers One you cooked hard with this one

#transformers one #transformers one spoilers #i actually really love his design and entire character tbh #yeah he's obviously a piece of shit but he's a fun piece of shit to watch #i do think he deserved to die but megatron kinda got lost in the sauce but that's a whole other discussion lmao #sentinel prime #tf one #tf one spoilers #tf one sentinel prime #maccadam #tf one 2024 #sometimes you just need to love a character who's a bad person #i'm not a sentinel simp tho chat i've seen hotter robots

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thebibliosphere · 11 months ago

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I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.

He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.

Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.

In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.

Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.

Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?

That kid?

You think that kid is Red Robin?

Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.