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Me putting my Sasuke figures in a cardboard box every time I let my cats into my room: I'm sorry my boy. It's for your own saftey 😔.

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fish boy sketch (ft. the Definitely Not Stolen sharingan)

I know his shirt is backwards, ignore it.

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Ideal Tobiizu couple dynamic is

Judgemental Izuna (Loud) x Judgemental Tobirama (Quiet)

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As if the horrors weren't enough the first time

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what if tobiramas summoning contract was with weasels. what then

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Every good team 7 time travel to their twelve year old bodies au, regardless of where it takes place in the timeline, needs a healthy dose of “everyone is a little concerned about what Sasuke is going to do” (not entirely unwarranted, if they’re called to Hiruzen’s office there is a non-zero chance of him jumping the desk and strangling the fucking Hokage)

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Hey so I'm gonna go cry now

where was Sasuke getting his clothes though. like was he wearing Itachi’s old clothes. keeps me up at night.

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Writing fanfic is just Type type type oops I'm on tumblr Type type type oops I'm on tumblr type type type oops I posted on tumblr type type type oops I'm on tumblr type type- FUCK I'm typing in tumblr's url

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Me: Okay need a synonym for 'exhaused' bc it doesn't quite fit what I'm trying to say. What do we have here that fits into the sentence below, google? "Tobirama's gaze had always seemed _______" A.) Sleepy B.) Depleted C.) Drained D.) Infertile

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I think it'd be really funny for Mikoto or Fugaku to find out, years into Itachi's shinobi career, just how many classes he skipped. Shisui mentions their first meeting and Fugaku fully puts down his paper like. What. Pardon.

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yea

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Izuna Behaviour

I had a beloved psych teacher in high school who got warned by the principal at least once to stop running psychological experiments on students - he was literally made for prank YouTube before YouTube even existed, these weren't even formally constructed tests of the scientific method, it was just clownery and tbh I think teaching at a catholic school for 2 decades does something to you psychologically.

but anyway the one that went down in history was when he faked his own death in front of a classroom full of his students "just to see how they would respond, for science"

but he couldn't just fake a heart attack...because that would be lame... he concocted an elaborate scenario where a former student of his came in during a quiet self-study time and got in an argument with him about past grades. and the situation escalated, and this kid pulls out a fake gun and the teacher is like "oh my god!!" and gets shot in the chest - he had fake blood and everything and was doing his best to serve an oscar-winning performance. but I mean if you're known for clownery then. lol. most of the students were like "oh. we're being experimented on again" and just sat back mentally eating popcorn as a handful of people who didn't know him well freaked out.

nobody got hurt but he didn't record data or anything he was just like "wow that was interesting...let's talk about why none of you over there cared I was dying...it hurt my feelings...."

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Why was Deidara a terrorist for hire at 15? He should've been at home playing guitar hero

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Me falling asleep under a 25lb weighted blanket: Ooo much rest. Much compression. Very nice.

Me trying to make my bed: please I've done nothing to deserve these horrors

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Hokage and Itachi fics have me in a chokehold. And it's a damn shame there are so few of them. Please gods please they have so much potential to explore. With Itachi as someone so devoted to the concept of the village and aligning so closely with their founding message. While also being the embodiment of everything they were trying to stop from happening. The meeting with Sasuke in the cave with the Hokage would have been improved by 200% in my eyes if they had at all addressed it. "He was a true shinobi" Hashirama ily but I'm going to throw you out a window. No! His life directly disrespects all you have worked to build. Please.

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Me looking through the 'rules' of assigning godparents and reading that the request is voided if you assign two people of the same sex to fulfil the role: Oh no I forgot. This is a religion thing.

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Rae Taylor and Shen Yuan online bestie dynamic

all of you are underestimating what a lesbian and her little bisexual freak can accomplish together