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Yknow it's a good think Kakashi was like "Sasuke. Chill. Sasuke. CHILL SASUKE CHILL" in the land of waves arc because imagine Sasuke had gone through with his consideration to off himself. My god the way team 7 would be in pieces and Itachi would be spiralling. The way Hiruzen would be sweating it out when Kakashi returns with the announcement he's lost Sasuke on their first mission outside the country. Just. Damn.
#Itachi#Kakashi#Sasuke#Team 7#My god would that make for the darkest a fic#I'm sure it's out there#But I'm sure not looking for it! My emotional health could not handle it your honor
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Every few months I remember how much Gai and Neji's dynamic means to me and it puts me in tethers.
#neji hyuga#might gai#Naruto#Hyuuga#Like#Gai is out here giving Neji the childhood he never got to have low key#And I love that for them#Team Gai as a whole has my whole heart#In the trenches being a Tenten fan /j
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Hello! Do you all remember the post I shared about Lucrecia’s scene here in the OG?
If not then let me share a very sad connection I made. In this Lucrecia moment she says about her baby (Sephiroth):
“watashi no kawaī kodomo”
This means along the lines of “My cute baby…” or “my sweet little child.” The use of “kawaī” by Lucrecia is the key point because it shows her affection. “Kawaī” is used for cute little things like a kitten or darling baby.
Now here is what the dream version of Lucrecia in The First Soldier calls Sephiroth:
可愛いセフィロス。こっちへいらっしゃい。
“Kawaī Sephiroth. Come here.”
She fawns over her son with a phrase like “Cute, little Sephiroth” and then hugs him. You can interpret it as “sweet” or “darling” as well and that’s how they came up with “my sweet little boy.” It works just fine because “kawaī” is for precious little things.
The point here is that they have referenced this OG piece of dialogue from Lucrecia about her son. It looks like they make a distinction for Lucrecia to always see her son as this innocent and cute child even in a dream. Let nobody doubt that Lucrecia loved her baby even after everything 😢
#Crying screaming throwing up#They deserve so much better#Hojo when I catch you. When I catch you Hojo.
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he is happy.
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No children were harmed in the creation of Konoha. A lot were in the maintaining of it though.
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Forever thinking about Shisui trying to shield Itachi from things for as long as he could. Only to end up leaving it all to him in the end. With nothing more to give than a weak reassurance that he believed in his friend.
All I can imagine is just how guilty Shisui must have felt as he went over the cliff. How much of a failure he must have felt like hoisting the baton onto Itachi in a last ditch effort to save their home.
Shisui makes me so sad. Him and Itachi both deserved so much better.
#Itachi#Shisui#Naruto#I'm going to crush Danzo's skull#My poor boys#Hopefully this is coherent I have. Such a bad fever rn.#But capitalism demands I'm awake
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The CC scene of him just...standing there is so depressing.
He's not even reading at this point. He's not moving. He's just frozen in complete horror and misery in realizing that his entire life since birth is basically a lie. His friends are gone. His caretakers violated him. He's not even fully human. He went to war for nothing. He killed people for nothing. He endured all that trauma for nothing. He was only ever a pawn, a piece in a larger, crueler game. A weapon. An experiment.
And he festered alone in this mindset for an entire week.
#Wym that never happened#Noooo#Vincent heard him shuffling around and became the dad that stepped up#Shina mysteriously caught on fire#And everything was fine forever
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Kids start losing their baby teeth when they're around 5 and keep losing them by the time they turn 13 (generally speaking). And Itachi had, by that time, seen a war, been sent to a dangerous organization which made him kill people older than him, saw his best friend die, had to carry out the massacre, including killing his parents.
All before he lost his baby teeth.
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mental health so bad you'd think i grew up in konoha
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When you can't decide which POV you want to write from and the concept of a coin flip becomes more and more reasonable the longer you consider it /hj
#Fanfic#Fanfiction#A03#archive of our own#See the problem is I want to write from all of their perspectives 💀#And it's a bit late to start writing in an omni pov
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there really are few emotions i find more compelling in a story than "you should be afraid of me. please don't be afraid of me"
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Izuna ft Tobirama
#Tobirama#Izuna#Tobiizu#Tobirama down in his lab staring at the sandwich#One piece of bread in each hand#Going WHAT is he doing. Did he actually intertwine hate into my lunch.#He's checking for traces of mild herbs meant to upset his stomach but all he finds is Grape
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i don't care if these characters have never interacted in canon. it's called fanfiction, not fanfact
#Me shoving all the hokage towards Itachi and Sasuke going Fix It You Mother Fuckers#You break it you buy it#Or in this case adopt it#/hj
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I was just spitballing a number tbh but. Sitting down and doing the math if Itachi was ~12/~13 depending on if you count the light novels canon. Sasuke was ~7/~8. So yeah roughly 5 or 6 years. I think.
I am shit at math tho so you could very well be right tbh. But still. A long time for Kakashi to sit there going. Orders? What Orders. Send Better Kids Man Idfk.
So like if Kakashi was dropped from the ANBU and moved to be a Jonin instructor when Itachi left the village. That was a good 6 or 7 years before the start of the show.
And all I can imagine is the hokage going "Be a teacher" and watching 20 year old Kakashi proceed to go Get Fucked Hiruzen I'm Not Doing That and fail every fucking group he's sent for half a decade. Not like Hiruzen will do anything about it anyway.
Kakashi being a Jonin Instructor In Theory for +5 years is just. So funny to me.
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My baby girl in chibi form <3 <3 she's so cute thank you so much, I love your art sm fhnrjdnrjn I'm gonna vibrate out of my seat I live for her lil vine
first person who reblogs this with a picture of their oc and a little blurb ab them, Ill draw ur oc for u (quality not guaranteed)
#Naruto oc#I gotta stop procrastinating on updating Guppies my little blorbs deserve to exist outside my head#Guppies vs Dancing of Fire Curve Of Old Bones vs Itachi Week 2024 vs Shape-shifting Tobirama in a fourway deadlock in my drafts rn#Me holding my ~30 Guppies OCs: I love my babies#My brain: What if you. Wrote about them so I don't have to keep holding all this then.#Me scoffing: Yeah wHaT iF stfu
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So like if Kakashi was dropped from the ANBU and moved to be a Jonin instructor when Itachi left the village. That was a good 6 or 7 years before the start of the show.
And all I can imagine is the hokage going "Be a teacher" and watching 20 year old Kakashi proceed to go Get Fucked Hiruzen I'm Not Doing That and fail every fucking group he's sent for half a decade. Not like Hiruzen will do anything about it anyway.
Kakashi being a Jonin Instructor In Theory for +5 years is just. So funny to me.
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**Not my art. Lovely attack from artfight :> (I can't find my original ref rip)
//This is Kamiko, one of Orochimaru's experiments. She's one of his many pet projects involving the Akastuki's DNA and an attempt to create the perfect vessel.
She was made using Kakuzu and Hidan's DNA in an attempt to create an immortal one, but unfortunately procreation is a sin in jashinisism so Jashin was Not Happy with her existence.
He periodically possesses her in a sort of Yami/Yugi situation, using her as a vessel to slay others in his name. Usually her friends or fellow clones (read as: siblings/cousins), considering the whole Slay Thy Neighbor idea jashinism functions on.
So yeah. Not the most well liked amongst her peers, but one of Orochimaru's favorites.
All the gore and heartbreak of existing has left her a pacifist, which she. Tries her best to act on despite the god inside her Disagreeing. She's surviving and trying to be a good person on spite and stubbornness alone low key.
She also loves gardening but unfortunately is terrible at it rip </3
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