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we need to bring back silly words
I want to be able to say folly in a sentence, call someone a rapscallion, a fiend, I want to say oh codswallop and not be looked at weird. How hard it is to say snaffle, call someone a laddy. This is the change we need and I’m not afraid to say it
#coswallop#folly#real shit#shitpost#silly words#idk#idk how to tag this#hot twink#shit I meant hot take
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Other post Journey to Babel mood: Where the hell was Scotty?
#star trek tos#star trek watch through#star trek scotty#journey to babel#Star Trek#why did spock need a reason to relinquish command?#I mean even Kirk realized he just needed to walk around for a hot minute to call Scotty to take over#did he stay in engineering when shit hit the fan?#all the guest stars meant Scotty and sulu couldn’t actually appear this time
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i cant do all of this
#tw bugs#and gross shit idk#i was doing my laundry and theres fucking bugs in it#i think i killed them all#im going to put them on a hot wash and hopefully that'll be enough to get rid of them#idk what they were#i need to donate some old clothes amd and i need to clean my room its fucking disgusting but i just cant#i don't have the energy#im so fucking tired and im disabled and no one fucking helps me#no one helps me they just leave me to deal with everything.#i dont have the time or energy to do my laundry#i cant clean my room#i bet there's more bugs#and i cant tell anyone theyd call me lazy#its my fault#everyone else manages this shit#I dont know what im meant to do#I dont know how im meant to do school and take care of myself#i dont know how everyone else does this#i cant do shit#i go to school and i sleep its all i can manage.#i dont know what I'm meant to do and no body listens and its not bad enough for anyone to care#my rooms a tip im not surprised there are bugs#and no one fucking helps me
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HER <3
#sorry gale i didnt catch what you were saying there i was too busy taking 500 screenshots#bg3#i'm SO bad at combat in this game#like laughably bad#my brain and tactically thinking are not meant to be 😔#non sims#going to catch up with kmik this morning#i think i'll read it from the start again actually#i also want to make a sim for the office. its been so fun seeing the sims for it on my dash#it's so fucking hot today but the farmer is spreading slurry in the field#so i can't open any windows or the whole house will stink#can't decide if i want this place to be grossly humid or smell like cow shit for the next week 😔
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ho take but ''revenge party'' is the ''if i had my time again'' of Groundhog Day, or ''you will be found'' of Dear Evan Hansen. it's the promotional positive uplifting first act banger before the 11 o' clock number.
#i meant to say ''hot take'' but yeah that too#not me listening to MEAN GIRLS MUSICAL on repeat#and i had to include the random Andy Griffith edit because reasons#if karen is so dumb she put a 'd' in the word orange then barney's really dumb because he misspelled 'revenge'#mean girls#mean girls musical#mean girls (2024)#personal shit
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aoki deserves a billion and one knives to the organs but tbh if i showed up to the husband of my ex's ceremony Of Which Was The Same Guy Who Made Me Look Like A Jackass On My Birthday and she was like 'wow youre so charming and sophisticated' after i overheard her calling me a creep and a weirdo On My Birthday i think i wouldve killed myself on the spot in front of everyone so good on him for not doing that I Guess
#snap chats#he didnt know it was his own birthday but anyways#PLEAAAASSSEE LIKE THE SELF RESTRAINT#PERCEIVED ex anyway. dont think they ever actually dated so its even worse vjeLKVEJ#like aoki is a big baby bitch but he really is a master of his craft of not looking insane /immediately/ after something goes wrong#give him five minutes but for a solid 4:59 minutes he'll be fine#perks of being a politician ig idk do they teach you that as a political science major. idfk that nerd shit im into human resources#i have to make a comic of that whole thing at some point its so funny to imagine#but no i was thinking about how i wanted to take cosplay pics at some point cause thats a thing i can do i realize#and i wanted to make the aoki caption a joke about aoki shooting himself over yumeno and i remembered this shit ajrGALKEJRLGKJ#moving on i just came in from a walk and dawg its too hot out i brought my umbrella#i mustive looked insane to the mailman tho cause the route i took meant i walked past the mail truck Twice#so sorry if you saw some weirdo with a frilly black umbrella walkin his dog. in the glitteriest crocs around#very confusing to see but not unreasonable i dont think#anyways im sweaty im eating ice cream now#i cant have sweets around me its so bad i eat it all in a sitting
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not a drill i have a lil over an eighth of shrooms i am TRIPPING today
#hallucinogens my love my love my love#going to paint and have An Experience with Music#i never do shit on shrooms. like i dance around my house and listen to music for hours#which is what i do ‘sober’ so like. lol#if i lived somewhere less busy i’d take a walk#maybe i will anyway. i think it’s meant to be hot but what can u do#i’ll wear my big flowy linen skirt and my big flowy cotton shirt and it will feel like my whole body is breathing
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i have created yet another pitch bending tuning test using Sweet ANN, this time being much more fleshed out than the last one!! then i sloppily threw it together with an instrumental and then equalised it in Audacity. get al bowlly'd nerd
also here's the un-equalised Vocaloid track for those who want to hear it
#sweet ann#sweet ann vocaloid#vocaloid#vocaloid 4#vocaloid4#vocaloid 2#vocaloid2#vocaloid cover#heartaches#al bowlly#a better one this time!!! :D#i'm really proud of how i tuned this one it took way too long but it was WORTH IT#also i keep hearing heartaches as ''hot eggs'' lmaooo#my loving you meant only hot eggs....#idk why sweet ann pronounces aches as ''aaegks'' but she does#i love tuning stuff so much but it takes so long lmaooo#i'm gonna see how much i can absolutely break vocaloid by tuning the shit out of it heeheehoohoo#i also wanna do a cover of that sweet ann vs kitto video cause it's such a funny little video#so sorry to my followers who don't know who or what sweet ann is i'm posting about her so much lolll
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Haelena: why does everyone hate us D8 Haelena: I was happier before I was queen D8 Haelena: I won't burn anyone D8 Alicent, suddenly remembering her daughter is technically the only innocent in this entire fucking family: HoW DaRe YoU SuGgEsT ShE RiDe To BaTtlE AeMonD I aM SuDdEnly A DecEnt MoTheR who ReMemBers I hAvE a DaUgHteR-
#personal#hot take: I think this happened when she realized her virtue meant jack shit to all the men involved#spoilers#hotd#house of the dragon#haelena targaryen
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Fuck me its too hot to work.
#day 4 of working in an uncondioned warehouse box next to 180F chemicals in gloves and a jacket#my brain is fucking fried#amd its just as hot outside#literally just fucked up#boss: tank leaked. go pump it out. i turned the line on#me: okay pumping waste and tank out. better turn off line#boss 40 minutes later: ... wait you pumped out the tank? with the waste? well fuck guess that perfect bath is garbage now#me sweating didn't take lunch until two yesterday came in early left late last three days barely got out of bed: ... fuck#thats what you meant#its too fucking hot#dropping shit on ny feet fucking with nasty chemicals listen to loud ass cranes beep too fucking hot ass day
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yknow i know i built my own timeline/dashboard here but getting so sick of the constant talk about toxic love what about something that makes me feel good and is interesting. what then. what if they dont wanna kill each other what if all they want is handjobs. cant handjobs be enough <- im immediately taken out by snipers who are sick of the normies always talking about wholesome shit
#doesnt help im in complainer mode i just wanna feel good you guys#i dont even hate toxic love thats not what i meant i just want#to read/watch/feel something that is quality again#some shit i can immerse myself in#not twitter hot takes about smut that make me feel like ass and intellecutally lobotomize me#negative/#my disclaimer to this is I cant wait every week till sunday for storytelling to get good again#ignore the previous post i made
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some of the g0re / bl00d kink blogs on here are literally insane. imagine getting an ask saying will you ever carry out ur murd3r fantasies and you just say yeah one day I will k1ll my SO (with their consent) 😭😭😭😭 psych hospital for you broooo
#idk if it’s meant to be fantasy#also it doesn’t read like a shitpost. bc like i know some ppl will shitpost about this#maybe I take it to literal#but like this shit does exist#remember that case where that woman who was married had a whole double life where she was a sub#and then she met up with some online dom who then murdered her#but like she wanted it and asked him to ?#like these wild ppl do exist and it’s not all fantasy#and to share this on tumblr of all places#but then I need to remember that I am responsible for my own “’for you’ page on here#💀💀💀💀#yeah bl00d is hot but not that nah
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sdfghjkl i have state-mandated exams starting tomorrow that determine if i graduate also fragile mental health this week and listening to home video by lucy dacus a normal amount but tbh i'm chilling totally
#also i have to take the SAT in one month. totallyyyy chilling. i take more breaks than i'm meant to but tbh#i'm exhaustedddd. but i also dont have the academic legroom to be exhausted#bc i was early on and that fucked literally everything up sooo i gotta work like 10x harder#n if i flunk this basically all the good work will feel insignificant#will try to be on here more once i'm done w/ exams but i wont be fully done until april n then i got more stuff to#worry about in may/june not even mentioning all the shit i gotta do for fucking college.#still not 100% sure what i actually want to do BTW. so pray i figure that out asap#goddd i dont wanna be a human being. dont wanna. really do anything tbh#but also i'm clinically depressed according to every therapist i've had ever n anyone who's ever looked at me. FORK SPOTTED IN KITCHEN#but yeah complaining. boo/ gn..#stream home video. good album but idk much about good music i listen to whatever. please stay + hot n heavy + cartwheel + thumbs my faves#my text#Spotify
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Therapists have two genders:
Professional Asshole and
Well-meaning Incompetent
#color says shit#text post#replying to my therapist is the most frustrating thing in the world. ma'am you think you're building rapport with me?#I hate to tell you but you've been wildly unsuccessful if that's what you think you've been doing here.#stop trying to educate me about my bullshit diagnoses that I already know about from my years on the internet.#like. babygirl I'm over here trying to build up to feeling comfortable enough to talk about the six-layer trauma cake I've got going on#and you're over here showing me a diagram consisting of two concentric circles meant to convey the idea of self versus other#you're very nice and trying to be helpful but I don't want to fucking talk about the girlfriend I want to talk about the issues that matter#girlfriend is an experiment. the other shit is stuff that lives in our fucking soul. shit that made me into the weird person fragment I am#and I had to fight for an hour. therapist kept on scheduling us for half an hour. HALF A FUCKING HOUR HALF AN HOUR ISN'T ENOUGH TIME TO TALK#I had to fight for it and even when she finally scheduled us for an hour she still tried to cut it short#I had to pull up the appointment confirmation to prove I had an hour allotted. like seriously what the fuck.#one of those people who had their own mental struggles and then is like “I want to become a therapist and help other people uwu”#and then is fucking useless and projects their own issues onto someone else and shoves their personal solutions onto you#like someone in r/aita projecting their own shitty relationship onto someone else. some of us are different Daryl#ugh I'm so fucking pissed and I'm not giving up the controller until I get this shit sorted out for now.#r wanted to hop back on this morning in the shower and we had a shouting match but our deal was she takes a week break so I'm keeping it#because too much shit has built up and she's been not doing so hot so I'm gonna get this mess cleaned up before I let her back on.#I bought groceries. I did laundry. I got the car repairs done. I got our bike fixed up. I showered. I did dishes. I'm going to#and I'm going to get even more done tomorrow. maybe then I'll go back to watching over her shoulder and backseat gaming but not for a while.#it feels nice though. like I get to finally stretch my arms and yawn real good.#and btw to answer the question she's always fucking asking. she's not ace in the slightest lmao. I am and the bleed over confuses her.#there. question answered so maybe she can stop asking about it.#I feel like in her push to find herself she kinda pushed me back into the corner. which... ngl that hurts a little.#oh well. you don't need to hear about our lovers' quarrel. I'm going to bed in these cozy fresh bed sheets I just put on the bed.
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Is it bad I have an entire playlist of mildly fucked up songs for the sole purpose of oc x shinobu thoughts? like do other people have those or–
#suika isn't even an insert is that more sad#they weren't even meant to be romantic#but suika's gay ass said “nah the butterfly's kinda hot ngl”#and then proceeded to rizz the absolute shit outta poor closeted lesbian shinobu#what happened#I just went “what if shino had a demon in her basement to take her anger out on/experiment on?”#“wait that's a lil fucked and I like shino”#“morally grey shino hours but like what if the demon was a masochist”#“wait why are they kissing–”#characters writing themselves strikes again#gay ass bitches (judgemental) (not a homophone way tho)#god I'm rambling#oc x shinobu#shinobu x oc#kocho shinobu x original character#shinobu kocho#kocho shinobu#original character x shinobu kocho#original character x kocho shinobu#shinobu kocho x original character#original character x shinobu#shinobu x original character#❦pt!au🥜#❦ꨄpt!au🍀🥜
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oh also i didnt specify but while that last post is true for all versions of papyrus i was especially thinking about horrortale. because of their past making and sharing food and making sure the people you love are well fed is such a huge huge huge important thing 4 them so it matters even more that i eat regularly
#cherry chats#the story for my horrortale self insert and ship with sans takes place in the underground and also they dont know how to eat to begin with#(umm...... dont worry aboutwhat that means its a bit hard to explain)#but right now im imagining post-surface recovery stuff#i think horrortale can be split into two categories if that makes sense?#like. imagine a flowchart with the original horrortale comic in the middle#and then two arrows pointing from it in separate directions#one of those arrows is the version i like the most which is the fandom of the actual comic#its dark and disturbing and probably angsty because its HORROR. its meant to be scary and dark#the second arrow is‚ like‚ a semi-canon interpretation of the comic focusing mainly on mental health issues and trauma recovery#where some aspects of the canon comic are ignored in favor of proper coping mechanisms#not all the content for that version of the fandom is happy and comforting. its sort of like the menhera subculture#(and by extension yamikawa‚ a little bit)#as in‚ there might be lots of unhappy vent content in order to deal with trauma rather than other‚ actually harmful alternatives#i think both of them are really good even though i prefer the first one#(i mean.... i literally decided to read horrortale because i think scary horror shit is hot‚ after all)#but this post is leaning a little bit more towards the 2nd kind#i went off there a bit but what im saying is im so bad at eating and i think horrortale papyrus would help me with that in anyway he could
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