#star trek scotty

[star-trek-shallot]

Sulu: What superlatives did you all get in the Enterprise annual yearbook?

Uhura: Prettiest smile.

Kirk: Nicest personality.

Scotty: Most likely to start a bar fight.

Spock: Least likely to start a bar fight but most likely to win one.

source: @adventures-in-teyvat

[seven-coordinated-moths]

Sorry I couldn’t post yesterday for startrek day, but my friends and I had to re-watch “Devil in The Dark” and “A Taste of Armageddon”. Here’s a bit of Spirk with some Scotty Appreciation thrown in for flavor.

[noxequusart]

The officers are resting

[sad-trekkie-life]

Ok, but why he kinda?…

[citizenkampbell]

Behind the scenes of TWOK, I love how Nichelle and De are in their robes.

[starofhisheart]

Spock: *spocking autistically*

Jim: ah thats my husband ❤️

I mean-

[anewstartrekfan]

I forgot Scotty was the first person to curse in Star Trek

[undyworld]

if montgomery scott has 0 fans i'm dead

[t0mashek]

"Give me a moment, Ms. Scott, I haven't climbed down here in quite a while."

"Aye, don't be afraid to take all the time ye need, Cap'n-"

Finally added my Scotty design to my collection of Star Trek TOS ladies >:))) shoutout @dustykneed here is ur girlfriend ❤️❤️❤️

[daily-young-sheldon]

Kirk: Ensign, do you know where Mr. Scott is-

Chekov: He's Vucking the shiep, Sir!

[star-trek-shallot]

Scotty: The moon landing was staged?

Scotty: Aye, that's how all orbital rockets fucking work.

source: @kawaoneechan

[timelapsequeen]

Funniest thing to happen in Star Trek. A whole damn plot that was an ad to save the whales

[t0ast-ghost]

I will not shut up about Star Trek TOS yet and you’ve decided to listen in on that. So welcome to my thoughts on the 11th episode (The Corbomite Maneuver):

- starting off strong with these camera angles and movements

- *sees a spinning colourful cube in space* just go a bit to the left (he is not up for shenanigans today)

- can’t wait for Checkov to be introduced, I hear he gets a gun or smt

- WHAT IS THAT PHYSICAL CHECK??? Why does he have to lie on his back?? And why does he have to have his shirt off?

- if I were Spock trying to call the captain and he picks up and all I’d see was his tits… all I’m saying is he keeps a really good straight face

- OMG we got a “what am I a moon shuttle conductor or a doctor?”

- Sulu laughing at Spock’s sense of humour

- the close up on Kirk’s ass as he leaves the room is so intentional

- Bones sitting on the railing…

- how many surfaces can I sit on competition but my opponent is Leonard Bones McCoy

- just to prove my point the next scene starts with him sitting on a table

- god I feel bad for Scotty having to sit between McCoy and Spock in some of those meetings

- Sulu was cool as a cucumber

- “do you ever tire of questioning me on things you’ve already made your mind up about?” “it gives me emotional security” they are each others emotional support guy (Spock & Kirk)

- Kirk saying“navigation, you’re timing was lousy. Same with engineering, Helmsman” then Bones immediately after “you’re timing was lousy”

- how can you sit in a chair like that even (bones)

- Alexa play tik tok by Kesha

- (okay now I’m just imagining Spock dancing like one of those spider-man memes but completely straight faced (also Spock now listens to Kesha canonically but like in my head))

- THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKING THING??? THAT IS A PUPPET!

- Bones is so caring, he has so much fucking compassion I won’t shut up about him

- “you now have seven minutes left” but there’s 23 minutes left in the episode. Guess a lot of it’s just gonna be dead air… er space I mean (yeah I can come up with a better line than this later (edit: no I can’t I’m tired))

- SPOCK IS SO SAD. He truly thinks this is a hopeless situation.

- Bones is about to die in four minutes and he’s threatening Kirk because of the fact that he put Bailey’s health at risk… I love this man

- “Anytime you can bluff me, doctor” I can’t legally say what I thought was said but maybe the ancient archaeologists will know from context clues

- I don’t think Uhura has spoken to most of the bridge crew up to this point, she barely has had plot or even dialogue, I can’t wait till they give her an episode or just even make her more central

- Spock going to Kirk’s side after the bluff for emotional support

- Spock is so proud when talking about his mom :)))

- Your science and medical officers usually shouldn’t stand so close to your chair and clutch at it while leaning over you. It’s not normal behaviour.

- Okay I’d like to mention how calm Sulu has been and how much I love him, can we please get more of him in future episodes?

- wait so Bones is just gonna let Bailey go back to work? Like I get they apologized to each other but that doesn’t change that it’s still a bad idea to have him there

- Spock, Kirk, and McCoy immediately after the death threat is gone: guess it’s time to start flirting again

[Video description: Spock stands on the bridge, he says, “A very interesting game, this poker.” Kirk sitting in his captains chair replies, “It does have advantages over chess.” McCoy smiling at Spock adds, “Love to teach it to you.” Spock smiles back at him. End description]

- he’s got a twinkle in his eye

- The shake on the bridge as the tractor beam tows them is so funny if you watch Spock and McCoy (it continues to be funny for the next couple minutes)

- "Captain request to-" "Denied. If it's a trap.. If I'm wrong, I want you here" awwe he wants him safe (idc that this is not what the writers are trying to say, HE WANTS SPOCK SAFE)

- they all have to bend over on the transporter pad but when they get transported Bones isn't even bent he's just standing at his normal height slightly hunched

- HOLY CRAP I HATE THAT THING... I'm so glad it's a puppet

- nope okay I don't know what's happening, I can't. I'm. What.

- that is apple cider, they are sitting around this guy trying to drink apple cider

- McCoy doesn't know what the fuck to do right now and neither do I

Now imagine, if you will, Spock dancing

Thank you, and have a good day.

Master post of past/future episodes

[citizenkampbell]

Some behind the scenes pics.

[rainpelt25]

Absolutely insane about western AU scones rn,,

Like Bones lives on a ranch with the whole enterprise crew and suddenly a train breaks down nearby with a very handsome enigneer!!! Oh nooooo!! 😍 noooooooo omg that's so too baddd 😍 and so they offer him a place to stay while he repairs it and they fall in LOVE uhg I love these little nerds

Very much inspired by @/busterkeatonholic adorable post with the same concept!! I see it every time I look at the scones tag it's sooo cuteeeeee!!

[the-leech-lord]

🔧Caregiver! TOS Montgomery Scott Stimboard🔧

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