#like aoki is a big baby bitch but he really is a master of his craft of not looking insane /immediately/ after something goes wrong | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

todayisafridaynight · 4 months

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aoki deserves a billion and one knives to the organs but tbh if i showed up to the husband of my ex's ceremony Of Which Was The Same Guy Who Made Me Look Like A Jackass On My Birthday and she was like 'wow youre so charming and sophisticated' after i overheard her calling me a creep and a weirdo On My Birthday i think i wouldve killed myself on the spot in front of everyone so good on him for not doing that I Guess

#snap chats #he didnt know it was his own birthday but anyways #PLEAAAASSSEE LIKE THE SELF RESTRAINT #PERCEIVED ex anyway. dont think they ever actually dated so its even worse vjeLKVEJ #like aoki is a big baby bitch but he really is a master of his craft of not looking insane /immediately/ after something goes wrong #give him five minutes but for a solid 4:59 minutes he'll be fine #perks of being a politician ig idk do they teach you that as a political science major. idfk that nerd shit im into human resources #i have to make a comic of that whole thing at some point its so funny to imagine #but no i was thinking about how i wanted to take cosplay pics at some point cause thats a thing i can do i realize #and i wanted to make the aoki caption a joke about aoki shooting himself over yumeno and i remembered this shit ajrGALKEJRLGKJ #moving on i just came in from a walk and dawg its too hot out i brought my umbrella #i mustive looked insane to the mailman tho cause the route i took meant i walked past the mail truck Twice #so sorry if you saw some weirdo with a frilly black umbrella walkin his dog. in the glitteriest crocs around #very confusing to see but not unreasonable i dont think #anyways im sweaty im eating ice cream now #i cant have sweets around me its so bad i eat it all in a sitting

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