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unauthorized-author · 3 days ago
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i find the idea of StarClan not being that much better than the living world SO funny
it's just maximum copium for the other cat like "What do you mean I can still feel pain? Do I get anything at least?" "uhghh the food is free lmfao"
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unauthorized-author · 8 days ago
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Names: Aspenkit, Aspenpaw, Aspenshade, Aspenbird Clan(s): ShadowClan, SkyClan Position(s): Warrior Kin: Unknown Cause of Death: Died in Battle Age at Death: 33 Moons History: Aspenkit was born in ShadowClan under the leadership of Houndstar. His mentor has long since been lost to history, but Aspenpaw recalls being dissatisfied with ShadowClan's peaceful, reclusive nature, and Houndstar's gossipy nature. When it was time for his warrior ceremony, he was named Aspenshade, but he rejected this name and declared that ShadowClan was not the Clan for him. Aspenpaw was forbidden from stepping a paw on ShadowClan territory again if he went through with his wanting, to which Aspenpaw agreed, and he left ShadowClan without looking back, Houndstar constructing a patrol to escort him to the edges of the territory. He initially planned to remain a rogue but heard of a Clan in peril. He had no intention to help, but Aspenpaw ended up joining SkyClan under the leadership of Spiderstar. Spiderstar informed Aspenpaw that SkyClan was no more, and Aspenpaw agreed to stay with Spiderstar in the gorge. Aspenpaw was determined to prove himself to the sullen Clan, often hunting to exhaustion and offering to build nests for the elders. His history as a ShadowClan apprentice sparked controversy among SkyClan since ShadowClan refused to let SkyClan stay under Cloudstar's leadership, but Spiderstar was satisfied with Aspenpaw's will to be a SkyClan cat, or whatever remained, and despite no longer considering SkyClan a Clan, Spiderstar named Aspenpaw Aspenbird. Like with ShadowClan, Aspenbird found SkyClan's resigned nature after the rat attack off-putting.
The conflict w/ the rats (prior to Aspenpaw arriving) convinced Aspenbird that the rats were a major problem, despite SkyClan having no major issues with rats afterward.
So Aspenbird, despite being a SkyClan cat, still had the stalking skills of a ShadowClan cat. The reason Aspenbird waited until his warrior ceremony to leave ShadowClan was so he could get all of the training he could. So Aspenbird would pick off the rats one by one and murder them, bringing them back to the gorge for food. This earned him the favor of the remaining of SkyClan, so he was convinced he was right for mass-murdering rats.
This started conflict with other cats in the area, namely rogues and such, because their prey was being killed for no reason (in their POV) by one cat. Aspenbird would at first flee whenever rogues attacked him while hunting, but he eventually came to the realization that he was bringing less food back for SkyClan, and more importantly, it was interfering with his mission to kill every rat he came across to bring peace.
Aspenbird also realized that he had the training of two clans.
So whenever he was interrupted by a rogue or kittypets, he'd just kill them. Murder them and still kill rats afterward to bring back to the gorge. He never told anyone about these murders, and Spiderstar was too defeated to question Aspenbird's rusty scent, so Aspenbird just continued.
Until he came across an opponent stronger than him. Aspenbird refused to retreat, so he was killed by a rogue and his body was left to rot. When it was discovered by the elders, Spiderstar was convinced that StarClan abandoned SkyClan. Aspenbird was their one bright light, and he was killed. He wished Aspenbird a peaceful rest in StarClan.
Aspenbird did not end up in StarClan. At his trial, his killings were deemed "mindless," and despite Aspenbird arguing against it, the ruling ultimately condemned him to the dark forest. This convinced him that StarClan was full of fools, and now he willingly walks the dark forest, sticking to himself.
i will give each of these characters a name and history and i dare someone to stop me
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unauthorized-author · 9 days ago
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i call it a pseudo-au bc it's mostly filled w/ concepts i keep in a chest
and different interpretations of characters i know will never happen "well why are you revamping the family tree if your au is filled with concepts?" because it pisses me off
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unauthorized-author · 9 days ago
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i will give each of these characters a name and history and i dare someone to stop me
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unauthorized-author · 9 days ago
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I used to play adopt me A LOT as a kid and I decided to revisit it about a year or so ago for nostalgia I can't stop logging in for the streak now. When I have no internet I use my phone's data, and Roblox is so janky on my phone so I sit at the loading screen for 20 minutes but the grind never stops 💔
Can't let the boys know I'm obsessed with adopt me
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unauthorized-author · 10 days ago
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i wouldn't say I'm obsessed, more like I'm addicted to keeping my login streak it's 700+ days...
Can't let the boys know I'm obsessed with adopt me
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unauthorized-author · 10 days ago
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It's said that Hollytuft is a spitting image of Hollyleaf. (Of course she is, they're both black cats lmao) When it comes to discussions about Hollytuft, it usually becomes "she should've gotten Nightheart's arc," and sure, I agree, but I don't want to just give her his arc. Sharing is caring, and caring means paralleling each other :D
Nightheart was originally Flamekit and then Flamepaw, named after Firestar, and he would've been Flameheart, but he rejected his name at his warrior ceremony, and so Bramblestar named him Nightheart as a compromise.
What if Hollytuft did the opposite? Cats keep mistaking her for Hollyleaf, and she keeps correcting them over and over, but it drives her to a breaking point, and so at her warrior ceremony, instead of being named Hollytuft, she wants to be named Hollyleaf. Kind of like a silent mental breakdown.
"What's the point of having my own identity if I'm just confused for someone else" thing.
And I say parallels because Nightheart and Hollytuft can be really similar here. Hollytuft, canonically, doesn't seem to be the easiest cat to get along with, and she knows it; Nightheart, canonically, isn't the easiest cat to get along with, but he doesn't know it.
They can both have strained relationships with their parents for naming them after dead cats.
They can both be driven up walls for constantly having pressure and being mistaken for something/someone else being put on them.
And it can all culminate in them rejecting their original names and wanting something else, but where Flameheart becomes Nightheart, Hollytuft becomes Hollyleaf II.
The vision.
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unauthorized-author · 11 days ago
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unauthorized-author · 11 days ago
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this is inspiring me to change my art style for the 50th time
Snowbird
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Ferncloud has nothing on her
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unauthorized-author · 11 days ago
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why did so many cats in shadowclan take so many mates
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unauthorized-author · 11 days ago
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i feel like Fernshade should've been livid when Badgerfang died. so, in my pseudo-au, she completely cuts ties with Flintfang and Blackfoot when Flintfang told her the news, threatening to murder them if they ever approach her again. Flintfang tried to calm her down, but it culminated in Fernshade attacking him when Blackfoot approaches Fernshade again when she is expecting a second litter, looking to make amends, she murders him, and this is how ShadowClan finds out Blackfoot is Blackstar, and he has more than one life Fernshade doesn't come to regret this, even after the endless scolding from the Clan. and when the second litter is born, she forbids anyone who isn't Wolfstep from seeing them, until they're apprentices, knowing her brother is a 'star, and he once knelt to another broken star without any question.
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unauthorized-author · 11 days ago
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cheese
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unauthorized-author · 11 days ago
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i think it'd be neat if dotc was a time of bloodlusting monsters that roamed the earth casually and it was glorified by the clans in the modern day since they're, yk, violent now obviously dotc has Clear Sky and One Eye and whatever the hell Slash is but it can always be more complex yk? like, there's sexual assault (it can be considered such) in that arc, why do we need to murder women and come to the shittiest conclusions ever "Slash can't love-" sure he "can!" he "loves" his group! It would be neat if the narrative never tried to redeem Clear Sky, and if he never tried to redeem himself, because he doesn't believe he needs redeeming but his loyalists forgave him anyway (cough cough Gray Wing the bootlicker) and tried to convince others to do the same, with varying degrees of success I see a lot of "Star Flower would be great as a villain" and i can see it, but i'd prefer if she was merely an antagonist following in her father's footsteps instead of a villain
she could be redeemed, but not everyone wants redemption, and i can see her struggling to take it. antagonists can be irredeemable without being villains! (check this out (each word is a different link!))
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unauthorized-author · 12 days ago
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the more i go through the changing skies tag, the more i absolutely hate it [not] sorry moonpaw, but even your design won't save you from my innate hater energy anymore
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unauthorized-author · 12 days ago
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clangen shenanigans
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unauthorized-author · 12 days ago
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i never played subnautica and i have little intention of doing so, but oh boy do i love watching videos about it
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unauthorized-author · 12 days ago
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Jury of the Soft - monsters. they have zero morals Sharpest Alignment - vampires :D 2000s goth fashion but cats Odder Tribe - play on the word "otter." they're very strange Crown of Diamonds - vanity looks itself in the mirror Gilded Scale of Silver - cultish atheists and dangerous Spark Tribe - assholes
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