#non sims

[bodaccia48]

Amazing

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are walking around London when a cat jumps on Watson and pees on him

"Oh bloody hell" says an upset Watson, "my shirt is ruined"

"Well, you got to take it up with the owner", says Sherlock calmly.

"I've no clue who the owner is!" shouts Watson, still angry.

"Well, my dear Watson", says Sherlock, "You are pissed on and pissed off at the same time, it's Schrödinger's cat"

[simandy]

I have long wondered why you guys are so opposed to dessert pizza and i think i have cracked the code. So I know that one pizza was ABSURD but i really need to tell not-brazilian people that: it doesn't matter which type of dessert pizza you're looking at online, THERE IS NO TOMATO SAUCE UNDER THAT. NO PEPPERONI. NOTHING SALTY. ONLY CANDY!!! The sauce is chocolate! The pepperoni are M&M's! If you see a dessert pizza with tomato sauce please call the cops!

[cowplant-pizza]

sorry i’ve been absent, been spending lots of time resting soo my body lets me enjoy christmas with friends and family 🎄❤️⭐️

[alxandergoth]

List 5 facts about a favourite sim of yours, and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore 👀

omg tyy <3

okay here's charlie facts bc he's my baby and i love him

he's 5'9 (short king rights!!)

loves karaoke even though he sucks at it (he always gets the moodlet that says he butchered the song LMFAO)

slut™

loves getting his makeup done & is getting better at doing it himself (maggie always helps him with the winged liner tho bc its HARD)

loves mischief and was an absolute menace when he was a teen (throwback to when he was constantly asking girls when their due date was like charlie wtfff)

[simnostalgia]

happy mother's day!

[simkoos]

i never thought i'd be making a post like this, but unfortunately, early this morning around 4 a.m., someone crashed their car through the window of our apartment living room. we're all okay (my sister @nucrests, our cat, and i), but the damage is quite severe, and our living situation is not ideal at the moment. while insurance covers damage to our furniture, the temporary fixes to the wall/window are unsafe.

we're in a stable financial position, but if anyone is willing to help us find a new living arrangement, i'll provide more details below (along with photos of the incident).

thank you all in advance! ❤

patreon | kofi | cashapp $simkoos

[liliumsims]

Mr Crawling 🖤👻

[xldsims]

After everything...

[simder-talia-blog]

[savagemagician3]

ty for the tag @occultradio, i love musical tag games 💖

✨When you get this, you have to put 5 songs you actually listen to, publish, then tag others✨

tag you're it: @salemssimblr @communistcatboi @thriftybugfan @butnotyourfriends @living-undead

@chxm1calkid @hymless @succubussally @bubblepopsims @whyisthissimblrhere

+ EVRYONE cos these are fun

[arethabee]

#dark academia ??? 😭

[pancakebobs]

Made Sean + Emily in InZoi. I'm not a huge fan of hyper-realism in simulation games, but it's cool to make OCs in. Gonna be fun to play around with this the next few days.

[simandy]

Time for cleaning your eyes with normal dessert pizza! + a normal oreo pizza that won't send you to the hospital

[rollo-rolls]

Hello, guys! Just a quick life update - I was on vacations for 2 weeks, came back on Monday and... started building my new husband! I still can't believe I managed to do it myself and that everything works. Today I FINALLY installed Sims 3 and made it work. My old hubby served me well for 9 years and it was sad to say goodbye to him but at the same time I'm so excited for my new monster! I love him already, haha :D I hope we have a bright future ahead!

See you very soon! Love you all ♥

[alxandergoth]

wait cam we see a alternative version of June and Charlie of how they were supposed to be? (Blue skin/brown hair Juno and green Charlie?)

ik this isn't rly what u asked for but i found these pics of both juno & charlie when they were born with their original skintones!

[retrotrait]