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Jegulus Headcanon Mini Fic #1/?
Regulus loves watching James apply Mehndi.
He loves the way Jamesā face screws up in concentration; loves watching his hands expertly swirling and dotting the dark ink onto his skin with the delicate applicator pen; loves the way the fact that James creates abstract designs with so much emotion; and most of all he loves that James has shared this part of himself with Regulus.
James has always been the most secretive open book. He gives the perfect pieces of himself away to everyone freely; his smile, his laugh, his humour, and his love. But he hides more of himself away than he shows. The darker, imperfect, breakable parts of himself he keeps under a tight wrap. The world around him can reject his love, ignore his smile, and not laugh at his jokes without hurting him. Regulus isnāt sure when exactly James started hiding his art; when he started moving his henna away from the outside world on his hands and started hiding it underneath his trouser legs and socks, but he certainly has an idea of why James would keep it locked tight to his chest and guard it fiercely. The world is a rotten place and tries to smother beauty in all forms. Merlin help the sorry son of a bitch who ever tried to smother Jamesā beauty should Regulus ever get his hands on them.
So it comes as quite the surprise when, as their combined groups are all sitting around the lake, James reaches into his bag for his henna pen and looks at Regulus with a grin, āCan I?ā
Heās not even really sure what James is asking, but heāll give him the world if thatās what he asked, thereās really no thinking involved before heās telling James yes. It doesnāt really click in his brain until James has rolled up Regulusā left sleeve to his elbow, placed his forearm on his lap, and hunched over the way he always does when he does his own mehndi and sets to work. Theyāve nowhere to be, the lot of them have finished the last of their exams and most everyone, excluding Barty and Sirius, have already packed their trunks in preparation for the summer. The weather in Scotland seems to be in their favour for once, and half of their misfit group seems to be asleep in the warm sunlight. Itās a peaceful sort of quiet between them all
The first touch of ink to his skin is cold. It makes him jump just a bit before he settles. James draws a broken line straight down the centre of his arm, from the inside of his elbow to the start of his palm, and begins his meticulous process of creating some of the most intricate and beautiful art heās ever seen. The ink is vibrant in a way Regulus doesnāt expect against his pale skin compared to Jamesā much darker complexion. On James, the ink seeps deep into his skin, a beautiful red hue left behind when it dries and falls away. On Regulus, the ink is on such a pale canvas of skin, heās sure it will look like someoneās taken an ink quill to him with how dark it is.
Admittedly, heās paying far less attention to what James is drawing in favour of just watching him and his hands work a type magic heāll never truly understand the significance behind, despite his many hours of research and observations since moving to the Potterās residence last April. If he had been paying any attention to what James was doing for the last several hours, he likely wouldnāt have had such an intense reaction to seeing it. Among the myriad perfectly placed dots of ink, the laid lines connecting into mandalas, and the swooping and swirling spirals, rests a sun and a moon.
The moon is lower on his arm, resting just above his wrist in the first break of the line down the centre. Itās half crescent shape swoops and connects at its tips, continuing the line with no trace of it ever stopping. The craters are created by varying deposits of ink, some filled in solid, others with small swirls inside them, and others made into flowers. There is a lot of negative space on this end of his arm, the lines wrapping horizontally around his wrist are made three dimensional by its contrast. The topside of his arm is covered in a mandala flower, but the moon on the inside of his arm is largely the focus, the simpler designs supporting the larger piece, but not drawing attention away from it.
The sun, is placed higher on his arm, nearing his elbow with the rays beaming into different designs around it. He can follow the lines of the rays; theyāre thicker than the others in the outer designs. They crisscross and intersect the other linework, standing out just enough to be seen, but not overpower the rest of the work. His eyes are drawn all around his arm, until his mind fully connects the dotsā¦literally.
Attached to the sunās rays are the Canis Major and Leo constellations. Canis Major is on the left side of his arm and tilted upward so its nose is on the outside of his elbow and its legs feed into ļæ¼bold lattice lines, with thick swirls, bold mandalas, and other loud designs. The Leo constellation connects to the sun by the Regulus star. The other rays donāt reach its other stars. In fact, the sweeping, wispy lines of the lionās mane make it seem as though Leo is recoiling from the sun, but Regulus is keeping it tethered there. The Regulus star is the only bold part of the design. The right side of his arm is filled with gentle brushing lines, blooming flowers, softer, lighter, and more careful swoops and swirls, and tighter and tinier loops. Both sides of his arm are so full of life and love, but theyāre so different from one another.
Regulus has no idea how to respond to the amount of emotion welling within besides grabbing James by his tie and snogging the life out of him. The older boyās muffled laughter against his lips spreads a warmth through him that not even the actual sun could.
Itās that warm feeling and the feeling of happiness and safety heās so unaccustomed to feeling that makes him whisper the words heās been practicing for months against Jamesā lips, āMain tuhanu pyar karda haan,ā I love you.
The look of surprise in Jamesā eyes as he reels back from Regulusā lips is so real and genuine and sweet. It physically hurts Regulusā heart that learning five simple words in Punjabi is enough to make James look like this, the way heās acting as though Regulus has done something so good and amazing.
āSay it again,ā James whispers, choking on the words, āSay it again, please,ā
āMain tuhanu pyar karda haan,ā Regulus whispers back, praying to Merlin and all the Fates he hasnāt completely butchered the pronunciation.
He neednāt worry, though. James is crashing their lips together in a clumsy kiss, one that has more feelings than what can be communicated with words of any language. When they part, a slow, pleased smile curls around Jamesā lips and his eyes close on their own accord for a long moment. Their foreheads are pressed together. Theyāre sharing the same breath. Jamesā dark brown eyes meet his icy blue ones, the gold flecks in them shimmering in the bright sunlight of the afternoon, Regulusā whole world is narrowed down to those eyes.
āMain vi tuhanu pyar karda haan,ā I love you too. James says, his voice no more than a sigh across Regulusā lips, āKi tu apni sari umar mere naal bitayengi?ā Will you be mine forever?
His Punjabi skills are not nearly as good as he wished them to be, but he didnāt need to be fluent to know that he would never be able to deny James of anything he asked him in that reverent, breathless voice.
āYes,ā
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Sirius: Prongs, don't look at my brother like that!
James: I don't just want to look at him.
Sirius: James Potter, don't put a finger on my brother.
James: What about in?
Sirius: In?
James: Can I put a finger in your...
Sirius: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER
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Creep hitting on Regulus @ the bar:
GUY: Whatās your body count, beautiful?
REG: That depends.
GUY: On what?
REG: Wether youāre asking how many guys Iāve ātaken homeā or how many Iāve taken out ā ļø
REG (whispers): Both are higher than youād think.
JAMES: ā¦I want him in a way thatās concerning to my life expectancy.
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On one side of a libraryā¦.
Dorcas: What do you look for in a man?
Regulus: Someone who can cook.
Dorcas: Oh??
Regulus: Yeah. If he knows how to cook, Iād marry him on the spot and get down on my knees everyā
The other side of the libraryā¦
Sirius: Mate, where are you off toā?
James, quickly packing up his bag: I have a cooking lesson to attend.
Sirius: Prongs, you canāt cook for shit!
James, sprinting out of the library: THATāS WHY I HAVE TO GO
#James āI canāt cook for shit but I will LEARN AND MASTER IT bc the LOML wants someone who can cook & that someone WILL be meā Potter#Remus heard what Regulus said and is fighting for his life to not burst out laughing#Sirius ALSO heard it but hasnāt made the connection yet#James Potter in food tech bc I said SO.#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#happy jegulus#pre jegulus#james simp potter#james loves regulus#regulus loves james#regulus x james#james x regulus#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#dead gay witches#dead gay wizards
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James: If you were a flower, Iād pick you.
Regulus: Wouldnāt that kill me?
James: I would water you constantly!
Regulus: Thus drowning me.
James: Well then Iād put you out in the sunniest spot!
Regulus: So I could wither up and die?
James: Iām trying my best okay?!?!!
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Regulus āsee you in hellā Black
And James ā I get to see you?ā Potter
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ākingā - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 372 words
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James and Sirius walk in the front door carrying bags of groceries.
āHeās got you so whipped. You treat him like fucking royalty. I promise heāll survive even if he doesnāt have his specific brand of tea.ā Sirius says the last words in a mocking tone.
āFirst of all, I never said he wouldnāt survive if he didnāt have the tea. He would have been fine. Right now, youāre the one acting like you wonāt survive because it took 10 extra minutes to stop at the other shop.ā James tells him.
Sirius puts his bags down, crosses his arms and opens his mouth presumably to defend himself, but James cuts him off.
āSecond, I wanted to get him the tea. I like doing these things for him. He doesnāt ask me for them or demand I do them. I just know the random little things that make him smile. And if taking 10 extra minutes to stop at a second shop means I get to see his soft, adorable, morning smile when he opens the cabinet tomorrow and sees his favorite tea, thatās completely worth it for me. If that means Iām whipped, so be it.ā James shrugs.
Theyāve finished putting the groceries away and are now leaning against the kitchen counter.
āAnd third, of course I treat him like royalty. I love him and I would do anything to make him happy. It makes me happy to see him happy. And if I get to be the one to make him happy? God, itās one of the best feelings in the world. So yeah, he deserves to be treated like a king, and Iām happy to treat him like one.ā James says simply.
Sirius is quiet for a moment just staring at James.
āYou are such a sap.ā Sirius finally tells him.
āYou are so getting laid tonight.ā Regulus tells him as he wraps his arms around Jamesā waist.
James didnāt even hear Regulus come in the kitchen, but he smiles brightly and turns to face him. Regulus pushes up on his toes to kiss him and James wraps him in his arms pulling him closer to deepen the kiss. Both of them quickly forget that Sirius is still in the kitchen.
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very gay regulus black with absolutely no sense of afab anatomy who meets trans james and instantly falls in love prompting him to subject himself to watching hours of straight porn to try and (unsuccessfully) learn how to eat someone out properly
#heās calling up lily trying to get tips on going down on someone#and sheās just so incredibly confused why the gayest man on planet earth is interested in this all of a sudden#he just wants to eat james out tho#heās never wanted something more tbh#simp regulus black šāāļø#james potter#jegulus#regulus black#jfp#rab#james x regulus#regulus x james#trans james potter
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I just realised
James for Wolfstar
is the same as
Regulus for Rosekiller
The best friend who has to watch his best friends pine for each other.
And... Pandora??
...
Pandora is Pete.
Trying to help, to fix things, but it blew up.
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Trans Regulus who has always had a raspy voice, even as a child, that becomes more prominent when he starts T at Hogwarts.
His voice always takes people by surprise because heās so painfully quiet. The reason why he barely speaks is a tightly held secret between the Black brothers until James earns his trust & he tells him how (even now) Walburga would try to punish his āboyish voice out of him.ā
A few days later Regulus receives a frantic owl about his motherās mysterious āsudden illnessā that has taken her voice entirely; leaving her irreversibly mute.
His eyes snap to the Gryffindor table to find James Potter, looking down at his breakfast with an impossibly smug smile.
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here me out, the Black Brothers are Simpsā¢ļø
artist Sirius has a sketchbook filled with drawings of Remus and every part of him
writer Regulus has a notebook filled with love poems and sad gay poetry about James
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change - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 179 - (Someone asked for Jegulus fluff?)
James had tried. Really, he had.
He'd tried to keep quiet about it, when Regulus had finally agreed to date him.
It wasn't that Regulus had told him to be quiet. Their close friends knew. But he also knew that Regulus didn't like to be the center of attention- to have eyes or rumors focused on him.
So, he'd tried to be quiet.
But the day that Regulus had played against Ravenclaw and pulled off a 300-foot dive to catch the Snitch while only holding onto his broom with his knees, all in the snow?
He'd been so damn proud. So excited. So thrilled. So he'd just...said it.
"Fuck yes, that's my boyfriend!" he'd exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air, grinning from ear to ear.
Only after that had he remembered he was currently guest commentating on the game, and his voice had been magically changed to echo through the stadium.
Horrified, he sought out Regulus, who had lifted in the air again, dreading a negative reaction.
But Regulus was grinning, pink-faced and windswept, right at him.
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Sirius bursting into common room, running to James
Sirius: Am I worth it?
James: Worth what?
Sirius: Dying for.
James: ā¦Yes? I would fight the world for you
Sirius: Great. Better get ready then!
Regulus *blasting the door with dagger in one hand, wand in another, murder written on face*: Sirius!!
James: ......Kiss me?
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āslapā - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 212 words
āI will not be part of your ridiculous prank, Potter.ā Regulus tells him for the hundredth time.
āPleeeease.ā James whines. āWe tried to figure out another way, but this is the best option. And youāre barely part of the prank at all.ā
āNo. I will not get detention for you.ā Regulus says again.
āYou wonāt get detention. All youāre doing is distracting Slughorn. Even if we do get caught, thatās a slap on the wrist, at most.ā James argues.
āNo.ā
āIāll give you extra kisses.ā James offers and Regulus scoffs.
āI get extra kisses whenever I want.ā Regulus rolls his eyes.
āIāll withhold my kisses.ā James tries again.
āYou couldnāt do that even if you tried.ā
James opens his mouth to protest, but he knows itās true, so he shuts it again.
āHow aboutā¦ what ifā¦ justā¦ā James deflates then looks at Regulus with big puppy dog eyes. āPlease?ā James pouts.
Damn those beautiful, sad puppy dog eye. Regulus thinks as he glares at James.
āāāā
Regulus is polishing a trophy as he glares at James.
āThose eyes will never work on me again. Ever.ā Regulus says through gritted teeth and James gives him a sheepish look.
āAnd I am withholding all kisses.ā Regulus continues and is completely unaffected by the puppy dog eyes James gives him.
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Little Harry: what were you and Papa like when you first met?
James, smiling: we instantly hit it off!
Regulus: uh, no. I threatened to rip out your eyes and feed them to you.
James: ah, but that was when I knew you were the one.
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Another jegulus incorrect quote
Euphemia Potter: Regulus kissed you?
James: *staring woefully out of his window*
Effie: and you said thank youā¦?
James: yeah...
Effie: well that was very polite of you
meanwhile
Regulus: thank you?!?! WHO SAID THANK YOU IN THIS SITUATION, WHAT DID HE MEAN
FleamontĀ : I'm sorry reg, my son is stupid, but you already knew this.
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