#James being a simp for Reg

[whysosiriushuh]

Sirius bursting into common room, running to James

Sirius: Am I worth it?

James: Worth what?

Sirius: Dying for.

James: …Yes? I would fight the world for you

Sirius: Great. Better get ready then!

Regulus *blasting the door with dagger in one hand, wand in another, murder written on face*: Sirius!!

James: ......Kiss me?

[yourgalgremlin]

James: “Are we soulmates in every timeline?”

Regulus:

[jjamestan81]

its funny how different the black brothers are when it comes to being told what to do

sirius hates being told what to do by other people, like his family so he'll whatever he can to go against it. but when it comes to remus, hes sat.

regulus however, also dislikes being told what to do but he'll just bite his tongue and keep his had down. and then later he'll have full control and command over james

[miriammctroi]

Fic Scrap: Forced Marriage, second chance, Trans-Reg & Simp James

James meets Regulus pre Transitioning when he convinces his family to vacation in the same place as Sirius’s.

He falls in love INSTANTLY

They are 15 and 16 and he looks at Reg and immediately tries to woo him & prepares speeches to ask Sirius for his blessing. They have a short summer fling that neither Sirius nor his parents find out about. The Blacks forbid their children from associating with the Potters anyway.

Sirius runs away at some point. The Blacks are in a hurry to marry off Regulus to another prestigious family.

James didn't have contact with Reg in those years but he shows up before the wedding and begs him to run away with him, like Sirius.

Regulus confesses that he doesn't want to get married but he feels trapped and fears for his safety if he doesn't do it.

Then he confesses that he is trans. James is the first person he tells about it.

James promises to give him a life as a man, do anything in his power to protect him and give him what he wants. He reminds him of their summer and that he has been dreaming about being with him since then.

In the end they kiss, but Regulus can't go through with running away.

He gets married.

James is heartbroken.

Two years later, he gets a call out of nowhere.

"James?" The voice is quiet, shy even. Oddly familiar but he can't place it.

"Yes? Who is this?"

"It's, uhm, ... it's me."

James is about to ask who, when the recognition zaps through his body, making him sit up straight and half get out of his chair.

He almost says the name he has always known him as, but remembering his confession on his wedding day, he decides against it.

"You," He whispered. "Is it really..."

"Yes."

James closes his eyes at this voice. He has missed it far more than reasonable for a teenage summer fling and a kiss at his wedding to someone else.

"How are you?"

"Good. ...No, great. Fantastic even."

He hears a smile in his voice. He rarely ever smiled.

"I just applied for a divorce."

This pulls him out of his office chair fully. Unable - and unwilling - to hide his excitement he asks, "Divorce?"

"Yes. My parents died and... I felt like it was now or never. ...I decided it was now."

"Oh my god, I'm so proud of you. I'm so happy for you."

There is a chuckle. James has only ever heard him chuckle once before. He wants to drink up that sound.

"I was wondering if you'd... like to go to dinner with me. So, I can tell you the details, if you want to hear them."

"I'd love to. Tonight? I'm off work at 6, I could meet you at seven or half past."

"Let's make it eight. I'll send you the address after I made the reservation."

"Lovely. I can't wait to see you again."

"Me neither."

James’s heart skips a beat.

"Are you safe?"

"Yes. Don't worry about me. ...I guess I should let you go back to work. I don't want to take up too much of your time."

"No, please, take up all my time. It's been so long since I've heard your voice. Tell me something, anything."

"Okay... uhm, I made some decisions about my life going forward. Would you like to hear them?"

"In great detail."

Another chuckle. "I'll leave the details for the dinner. For now, it is this: I want to be called Regulus. I want to go on T, oficially change my name and sex, go back to my old surname, at least for a little while. I want to have top surgery. I want to get my own flat. I want to adopt at least two cats. I want to go to university, study something, get a job, earn money. I want to learn things and have hobbies that have nothing to do with chores. ... I want to kiss you."

His heart seemed determined to make up for the lost beats by doubling and tripling in speed.

"I want to kiss you in a very, very messy, improper and gay way. ...would that be okay with you?"

"Okay?" James half laughed, trying not to have a heart attack from pure joy. "Regulus. Regulus, Regulus, I vow that I will not rest until every dream and wish of yours is fulfilled."

"Good," Regulus said, and James could hear his relief. "I should go now. I'll see you tonight."

"Yes, yes you will, Regulus."

"Good. ...bye."

"Bye."

They don't hang up. They can't. They have to say good bye four times more until they finally hang up. James skips through the office, a large grin plastered on his face, telling anyone who doesn't want to hear it how he had a date with the most gorgeous person to ever walk the earth tonight.

When he finally arrives at the restaurant, he sees Regulus with short hair and a suit that doesn't belong to him and he knows this will be his future husband. And their wedding will be much grander and happier than Regulus’s first one.

[star-struck-withantlers]

Okay I'm sure everyone's seen the headcanon about all the school mums being in love with james and heavy flirting with him at pick up infront of reg?? And reg basically shutting them down indirectly and showing off how lucky his is with his hot husband and super sweet, super cute son!?!??!

What about this with Jegulily!?!?!?!?

Imagine parents evening (parent teacher conference??) All the parents simping over the hot couple. All the dads heavy flirting with Lily and Lily's just being polite but quickly shutting them down but they just keep trying and all the mums flirting with James but he's too oblivious to notice and thinks their just being friendly.

Then reg showing up late from work and immediately kissing James and it lasts a little longer than what's acceptable in a school and whispered sweet things in James ear so now james is following his husband around like a lost puppy while they try to find their wife and ignoring all the woman who think he's been flirting with them all night.

Regulus finally finding lily and Harry and Harry running to him, excited to see his pa!! He picks Harry up and holds him on his hip, lily coming over and kissing both her husbands on the cheek and slotting herself into Regs other side and wrapping James arm over her shoulders, winking at the guys who have FINALLY BACKED OFF!!!!!

Omg their so hot I cant

I don't even like men!?!??!

[moonytoast-x]

REGULUS BLACK FIC RECS WOOOOOOOO

*all of these are >1 chapter, none are pwp. most r frickin long*

no greater sin by windyday07: parslemouth regulus at hogwarts with a mission from the dark lord, really long like 250k, tragic jegulus (guys this fic is my favoritest its so good pls read) wip

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53207725

more than magic by hometown_nerd: another regulus lives au, but where he loses his magic and becomes a squib. he saves harry from the dursleys, teaches at hogwarts, and loves his brother. completed (but the next part is a wip)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44168425

whatever happened to the young, young lovers by georgia_sk: regulus fakes his death imstead of actually dying, and after two years he shows up to an order meeting with Voldemort's dead body. endgame jegulus, wolfstar, rosekiller. completed

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42084009

operation walburga's arbitrary no kissing ever rule by courfee: 10 things I hate about you au, jegulus muggles. completed

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47488693

second chances by introvertedhufflepuff: regulus gets turned into a six year old again, he and sirius fix their shit awww. completed

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50286298

black friday by gildedingold: along those lines, regulus and sirius switch bodies freaky friday style and fix their shit awww. completed

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58381954

absentmindedly making me want you by calamitoustide: jegulus wrong number texting fic! completed

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37291312

there's only dreamers left, now by orphan_account: naive james gets scammed by the skittles, finds his way into their found family of crime while they try to save sirius from showbiz extreme edition. wip

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52705465

a star for a summer's day by her_smile_forges_galaxies: bartylus and sunrose fake date to make the others jealous, endgame rosekiller jegulus (+platonic moonwater!!) completed

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42487803

a means to a triumph by naodrith: regulus lives au where he comes back to teach at hogwarts after 12 years of being "dead," eventual moonwater. wip

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46867105

l'etoile noir by moxiereads: reg is a ballet dancer with a drug problem, james is a simp. wip

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55586029

pull the trigger on the gun (i gave you when we met) by ouroboros: bartylus pining and being hopelessly in love and also stupid. wip

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57547309

the golden king by maladaptivewriting: regulus lives but he gets age regressed and ends up going to hogwarts with the golden trio. shit goes down, magic happens, etc. wip (its like 630k tho)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44979484

nights were made for saying things by 300sonnets: muggle au regulus, evan, and pandora move back to england from france, and start meeting the rest of the squad. black brothers drama and jegulus and rosekiller woohoo!! wip

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60403747

every omen in the valley by rweoutofthewods: jegulus college au, also a soulmate au! wip (significant chance its abandoned but the chapters that do exist are 🔥🔥🔥)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52618366

k i think thats all for now 🥳 enjoy 😘

[itsjaywalkers]

can we have some nsfw boxer james hc 🥺 also hope you're having a lovely day !

sure nonnie !! i feel like u guys know more about his sexual life than . james himself at this point considering how horny we all are for him and how often we talk about this but . i'm always happy to indulge u guys <3

he's very sex positive!! he's open about his sexual life despite being a famous athlete and quite the public figure and isn't ashamed to talk about it

he's never had a serious relationship. he's dated people before but it never lasts very long, he usually sticks to casual sex

they paint him like he's a player or a fuckboy but . he isn't . i mean he kinda has the attitude sometimes but he's very clear about his intentions from the beginning, doesn't make empty promises and he's very considerate + attentive to the ppl he fucks (i mean to them as ppl bc we all know how aggressive he can get in bed)

he's Big. there had to be something backing all that confidence up i guess

he likes taking pics + vids of his partners during sex, but he usually deletes them after they're done or after he sends them to the other person!! he does keep some of them tho when they allow him to

more than nudes tho what he has are . a few sex tapes . as we all already know

there's a couple of them on the internet that ended up being leaked and back then ppl thought it was bound to ruin james' reputation but he just . doesn't care

in fact, he's kind of proud of them and how looks in them <3

so yeah seeing him completely naked and having sex is only a quick search away

remus did try to take them down at the beginning but it was . hard . and once he realised james really did not give a fuck (and his fans were literally just . simping and super horny about it) he just gave up

he's also been caught having sex in public places a handful of times. or like, in compromising positions. there's a few very indecent pics of him going around

he's more famous for his sexual prowess and sex escapades than for his boxing lmao

but james doesn't mind (or that's what he says at least) bc he's still an amazing boxer and he proves it every time he steps on the ring

he's very into impact play and spanking and slapping

he's quite aggressive and violent during sex!! when his partner allows it ofc

he's never bottomed before

he has a bit of an oral fixation so his fav part is always giving oral sex, whether is eating someone out or blowing them

has a bit of a daddy kink (as in . he likes being called daddy . sometimes . depends on the partner and the dynamic they have during sex)

he's possessive so even when the whole thing is casual and everyone involded knows it doesn't mean anything he likes all that dirty talk about belonging or his partner being just his

he's been in threesomes AND orgies. more the former than the latter tho

has insane stamina and a very short refractory period

fighting with reg + reg putting him in his place turns him on completely unironically

no gag reflex!!

doesn't exactly have an exhibitionism kink, he just gets horny easily and doesn't care about getting caught and kinda enjoys when ppl watch him with his partner

he tends to dom but . he's lowkey a switch, he just never allows himself to lose control (until reg)

and that's enough for now i think!!

[cressthebest]

Art Heist, Baby! thoughts pt. 11

another single-chapter post

chapter 29:

1. i’m so ready for regulus to get fussy over james’ fun wound. like, maybe it’s just me, but i see this as an opportunity for reg to dote all over james and make sure he’s okay.

2. i love the quiet background rosekiller. god i love them <3333

3. hell yeah! i was right about reg being doting. he called james “love”. the domestic bits will only last so long though

4. kreacher is back babey! i love the way they worked him into the ahb universe

5. i’m so worried about how the police found out and if someone betrayed them, and who

6. reg is crying over james. while this is so sad, i’m actually so excited for the potential angst and all the domesticity this will bring

7. “James put his life in Regulus’ hands a long time ago; he would go happily if that was what was required of him.” 😐 god he’s such a fucking simp

8. james is being held while being comforted for the first time in his life. because he always comforts others. and now reg is comforting him. this fic is destroying parts of me, and healing other parts

9. euphemia thinks james got mixed up with the wrong sort of people, but james knows that he found people he loves and who loves him. and i’m sobbing. the people on the bus see me sobbing

10. thank fucking god that reg realizes it’s not sirius. (but that only further hints at it being peter)

11. 😳 reg is threatening murder on the mole

12. i love how in this scenario, reg takes guilderoy lockheart’s identity like lockheart would always do in canon

13. i love to know that reg was panicking in the other car during the chase and only pulled himself together for the team, and was otherwise a complete wreck

14. siri and reg are 100% a team again fuck yeahhhhh!!

15. nooo this is so funny. reg and james have finally gotten over the shock and reg is asking him to join the mile high club. 😭😭😭😭 he’s so desperate, jesus

[quillkiller]

regmont for the ship ask thing?<3

PLEASE.

doesn’t make sense/compels me

like ok. in an au absolutely everything can make sense if you’re brave enough, but in canonverse……. no. do i care ? also no. i love them and i think they should f nasty . even in canon if they felt like it❤️

also. as we’ve discussed before……. i love the idea of reg simping hard for monty and so barty, being the selfless and loving friend that he is, offers to distract effie. no ulterior motives obviously <3 and that’s when effiebarty comes into the picture<3

reg and barty scheming and plotting, making plans and working harder than they’ve ever worked in their entire lives. barty showing up at effies work when he knows shes getting off/on her way home and he bats his pretty little eyelashes at her and asks if she wants to grab a drink maybe. effie says no obviously because she knows how it would look. lucky for them that effie keeps a bottle of wine in her office tho. meanwhile barty shoots reg a text ’the eagle has landed’ and reg texts back ’text like a normal fucking person i swear to god’ but he doesn’t even have time to send it before monty opens the door to his home, becaus reg was knocking, and reg says something stupid like ’i was just in the area 😍’ and monty says ’oh. well james isn’t here. neither is sirius 🤔’ but he’s also a little distraced because reg just looks so pretty:/ and his wife isn’t home so like. would it kill him to let this kid indulge him just a little. its not like he’d ever act on it…….? its nothing!!!!!! monty was just reading anyway, drinking some tea. so he offers reg some tea too, it’s the least he can do if the kid came all the way over here :/

(ask game!!!)

[plasticfangtastic]

Ladylander would have vagina dentata through muscle force and use it extensively. There would be so many more than just one guy with no dick working at Vought and she probably would have gotten to that writer before Ice Princess. Everyone who knows would fear her but also the men still simp for her because goddess.

... she gives them each a diamond for their troubles after the fact. But from the front hole. Or something.

She turns dicks into diamonds. She could also make a beautiful necklace of them. She probably would turn men into jewelry.

She turns dicks into diamonds and wears them as souvenirs.

She would defo learn the hard way about how tight her pussy and probably be traumatized.

Cannot imagine femlander not being a proper femcel or extremely sexually repressed at least... like for my storyi am thinking that James S. or Madelyn S. be very controlling of her image even more so than reg. HL which meant she cant go around giving the pussy for free as it would be too controversial and might affect her standing with the church.

She would be on the edge of ending up like a disney channel kid.

[lesbwinter]

starting art heist, baby!

ch 1. why is this man being this gay already WITH JUST A VOICE AND A NAME INSTEAD OF BEING ANXIOUS BC HIS LIFE MAY BE CHANGINGGGGG

ch 2. simp alert simp alert

ch 2. be gay do crimes becoming a fanfiction

ch 2. ugh i wish i could be this stupidly gay too

ch 3. "james was panicking. why was everyone so hot?"

ch 3. pls let pandora be in this fic PLEASE

ch 3. i love how the opinions on reg vary from "really smart" to "terrifying" to "im already in love with him, sooo"

ch 4. i love how james didn't question himself and his simp behavior once. man was just obsessed from the start and does NOT care.

ch 4. "james you can come up here and help with peters demonstration" I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

ch 4. I FEEL IT IS NECESSARY FOR ME TO THANK GOD FOR CREATING CLICHES

ch 4. NDBSKJEDKSKD A DATE

ch 5. why are you sabotaging your brother. why are we suddenly ethical.

ch 5. YESSSSSSS PANDORAAAAAAA

ch 5. can i hope for pandorcas to be a thing in this fic please please please

ch 6. ok theres no hope for pandorcas. lily, mary and alice are also out of question. is my girl gonna be solo or is the author gonna throw in another girl?

ch 8. this gave me anxiety.

ch 9. they're so precious :(

ch 10. soft jegulus <333333

ch 12. oh but when the mcd comes ill be devastated

ch 12. why do i get the feeling james is gonna get shot

ch 12. james hating when people watch him cook bc they get in the way, offer help or give input is actually so real. like yes i will use all the space available and i will hate you if you tell me how to do something im already doing. can ppl pls stop assuming im ruining my food just bc i do things my own way?

ch 12. soft jegulus :)))))

ch 12. GOSSIP JEGULUS YESSSSSSS they are the couple that spends entire events gossiping about those around them. they dont need to know anyone at the function, they are each others company and entertainment source

ch 13. "you know why" why am i doing this to myself

ch 14. a lot of future angst material here but why do i feel like theres not going to be that much sadness from them

ch 15. i love them so much im gonna die

ch 15. im already making a lot of progress you should be nervous :))))))

ch 15. as a brazilian i love how brazilian james is always present even indirectly, idc what country hes from in your head, but he would Definitely love it here

ch 15. i KNEW regulus would paint the most beautiful thing ever after he said he wasnt an artist

ch 15. yay the mistake angst trope woo hoo (kms in five minutes)

ch 15. YES HE CAME BACK IT WASNT A MISTAKE, SUICIDE POSTPONED

[t1oui]

here are some recs from my bookmarks !!

first of all, soliloquies by staringathesun. this came out today as part of the ttpd fest and it was so good !! (rated E)

slow endings by rweoutofthewoods - not exactly jegulus, but harry finding out about jegulus after the fact ft narcissa and andromeda. pretty cute, also just a oneshot. (rated T)

the hot topic of james potter's virginity by miriamMT - this was a fun read, i've read it a few times now. james is SUCH simp lmaooo (rated E)

peter pettigrew and the ghost of christmas james by gonzoclock - this one is DEFINITELY a bit of a stretch but it's one of my favorite fics ever so i just had to recommend it. it centers on peter with background jegulily. jegulily isn't together for long before the fic ends, but there is SO MUCH jily pining for regulus at the WORST times. like they are fr growing as a couple over being in love with him and it's so fun to read. (rated T)

when i get home, i'm going to bury you... by sunbiscut (cowboytarlos) - hurt/comfort muggle au oneshot featuring sirius finding out and reg comforting james after effie and monty die. sad but i've read it so many times. rated G but should probably be T or M because of some descriptions of throwing up and dead people :(

even in the darkest times by touchlikethesun - this one made me cry. another harry finding out after the fact au via letters from james in reg's room. angsty but i loved it. (rated T)

and finally, not to toot my own horn (i'm tooting my own horn), but i'll also provide a link to my oneshot if you stayed :) features a muggle au of jegulus raising harry in that reg is looking after harry while james works in exchange for a place to stay. i've been looking into a few ideas for sequels but nothing's set in stone yet. (rated G)

hope some of these help, happy reading :D

Somebody PLEASE PLEASE give me Jegulus fics to read!! (Preferably not soul and heart crushing ones, I’m not in the right headspace to read those at the moment :”)

But please not the very well known ones as I’ve probably either; read it or choosing not to.

I welcome promoting your own fic or just your absolute favourite that you think is very underrated! You can drop as many recommendations as you’d like, Top 3 or 5 or more— I don’t mind! I deeply appreciate it MWAH MWAH TYSM!!! 🫶🩵

[hearts4dorlene]

*Regulus handing the marauders burnt dinner*

James: That is bloody lovely Reg! Who knew you were such a talented chef? You should open your own restaurant or something-

Sirius: Stop being such a bloody simp, it's all burnt, tastes like shit

Remus: He has a point

Peter: *making yummy noises*

[cryonme]

🪄| ok— here are some of the fic ideas currently sitting in my drafts. pick your favorite, and send it to my inbox. whichever one i get the most of in my inbox is what i’ll write next! (if i only get a few, im going to just pick one at random to post next.)

Sirius Black

meet me in the hallway— royal AU prince!sirius black x maid!reader

untitled— sirius x shy!reader, sirius gets uncharacteristically angry, causing shy!reader to panic and use her safe word.

untitled— sirius x reader pre sirius leaving grimmauld place, the black family finds out he’s dating a muggle born and torture them, which is sirius’ last straw and they flea for the potter’s.

Regulus Black

untitled— regulus x reader, regulus and reader are in a secret relationship, reg gets hurt and won’t accept comfort from anyone else, making everyone find out about the two

Theodore Nott

rivals— theodore nott x reader, academic rivals who are definitely obsessed with each other

untitled— theodore nott x reader, reader struggles with picking at her face, and theo just wants to help.

Remus Lupin

untitled— remus x reader, reader often gets a little bit too drunk at gryffindor parties, but this time takes it a bit too far and remus is extremely patient.

you kissed me, just to kiss me— remus x reader, reader’s never been treated so lovingly and been so cared for, and can’t believe remus kissed them just to kiss them.

James Potter

i wish i were lily— james x readerthe reader is head over heels for james potter, but he’s in love with lily. (based on heather by conan gray)

fall for you— james x reader. based on fall for you by secondhand serenade.

untitled— james x reader. just james being a simp for his sleepy love.

🌚 | tagging a few moots, even if not in the hp fandom bc they can still give input and i need helppppp hahahaha

@scandalous-chaos @thesecretwriter @milkiane @sortagaysortahigh @fairydxll @yoooespinosa @o-rion-sta-r @moonlitmeeks

[aithusarosekiller]

OKAY

OKAY

OKAY

BUT

We all know that in a modern au regulus would hate tiktok. He wouldn’t even know about it until he was forced to make an account so James could tag him in cat videos and would literally never use it.

BUT

He would totally do that trend with cool for summer just to see the comments.

It would be like…

(Each section is a thread)

-

Sirius: delete this

Regulus: no

Sirius: but everyone is saying ur hot and as your big sibling it makes me uncomfortable

Regulus: exactly.

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Pandora: *Tags Remus* OH MY GOD THAT’S OUR BEST FRIENDDDD YESSS

REMUS: YESSSSSS OML OUR FRIENDS ARE SO HOT WHAT

Sirius: NO HE IS NOT!

Sirius: MOONY STOP COMPLIMENTING MY BABY BROTHER YOU LITTLE TRAITOR

Remus: …you have jealousy problems, love

Sirius: >:(

-

Marlene: bitch you look awesome where are your shoes from? Your sense of style is so much better than your sister istg

Sirius: >:(

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James: ASKHKGKDJSJ

James: skfkggksjgjsjsjvdjsk

James: PAKFKFKDKSAKGKAKGKSKGKFJVKTIEJVNE

Evan: you okay there?

James: NO

James: I AM CURRENTLY DYING AT THE BEAUTY OF OUR BOYFRIEND EVAN OF COURSE I AM NOT OKAY

Barty: sAme

James: WHY ARE YOU TWO NOT AS OBSESSED WITH THIS AS ME

Evan: oh trust me, Bar is, he fell off the bed when he saw it

Barty: EVAN STFU YOU TRAITOR

Regulus: you okay bar?

Barty: NO

Barty: I AM DYING DUE TO HOW GORGEOUS YOU ARE REG WHY WOULD I BE

James: QUIT STEALING MY LINES YOU LITTLE SHIT

Barty: <3

Sirius: CAN PEOPLE STOP CALLING MY BROTHER HOT IT IS WEIRD

Evan: no

Barty: no

James: no

Sirius: ffs

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Lily: oh wow you posted, nice video :)

Regulus: thanks evans. You’re the only one who hasn’t died in the comments

Lily: yeah, well, I do prefer to not simp over my friends so

Regulus: we’re friends?

Lily: 🤷🏻���♀️ better than enemies isn’t it?

Regulus: tru

Sirius: REGGIE STOP STEALING ALL OF MY FRIENDS YOU ALREADY HAVE THREE BOYFRIENDS YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH LILS TOO

Regulus: piss off Sirius

Sirius: :0

Lily: lol

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Pete: ❤️

Pete: my friends are so angelic wow

Regulus: Aw thanks Pete :D

Pete: np ❤️

Sirius: NO

Sirius: WHEN I SAID YOU COULD BE FRIENDS I DOD NOT MEAN YOU CAN SEND HEART EMOJIS

Pete: ….❤️

Regulus: this is why I love you

Sirius: BUT YOU LOVE ME MORE BECAUSE I AM YOUR BROTHER, YES?!

Regulus: nah I love Pete more, they can be my new sibling. They’re the new and improved version.

Pete: awww ty reg ❤️

Sirius: deleting my account

Regulus: good

Sirius: fuck you

Pete: ❤️

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Snape: ew what is this

James: …

Remus: …

Pete: …

Marlene: …

Pandora: …

Barty: …

Lily: …

Evan: …

Remus: …

Sirius: …

Regulus: it’s called me being hot. You jealous?

Snape: ew

Regulus: *blocks and reports Snape*

Tiktok: takes down account for past cases of hate speech on other videos

[lesbianforregulusblack]

Okay, so this is me relating each and every reputation song to the marauders because it's my fav album for a reason

...Ready For It? - okay so canonically (meaning the space the canon gives us) this has jegulus written all over it (just know, I'm going to say that about almost every song), but I can't help but think about crimson rivers dorlene, like "knew he was a killer first time that I saw him" it's obviously from Dorcas' perspective, because "in the middle of the night, in my dreams" we know she's simping for Marlene from the very beginning, so that's her imagining being with her, "Knew I was a robber first time that he saw me" is her talking about her own background with the phoenix and later on she's saying that no one (not even Lily) compares to Marlene, "Are you ready for it?" I feel like the question is directed at herself because, no she's not ready, she doesn’t want Marlene to know about the phoenix so yeah

End Game - Starchaser!!! "You and me would be a big conversation" damn sure they would, because they are a Potter and a Black (both having a big reputation), "and I heard about you, oh, you like the Bad ones, too" is basically Reg noting that James likes Sirius (a Black, a 'bad' one if you will) so maybe he's going to like reg, too?

I Did Something Bad - okay so this can either be about Sirius or Regulus...in Sirius' case it's obviously directed at his family/parents and how he eventually leaves them (which is bad in their eyes but feels good to him), in Reg's case it's also directed at his family, but at Dumbledore as well.

Don't Blame Me - obviously a jegulus song, very much reminding me of their dynamic in Choices. I have this headcanon that Reg went Horcrux hunting for James, feeling crazy for betraying his family like that but "love made him crazy"

Delicate - again, very much jegulus. "My reputation's never been worse" I imagine Reg thinking that right after Sirius left. James still loved him even though Sirius surely didn't like him very much at that time. In the Refrain Reg (or James, honestly, it's fitting for both of them) overthinks the time he's spending with James, afraid that he'll scare him away

LWYMMD - again, this works for several people but I'm going to go with Regulus..imagine him faking his death in the cave after Dumbledore made it clear that he would never trust Regulus in any way, basically painting him as the bad guy since he is and always will be a Black and Regulus is hunting down all of the horcruxes in secret, totally slaying while doing so. It also works for Sirius, who is talking about his family and how he hunts them down as an order member (I also see Pandora or Dorcas in this song after Reg/Marlene die but I'm trying to keep this as short as possible)

So It Goes... - to me this is screaming MacEvans just because this song is about two people who make each other a better person and know that they like each other. Idk I just feel like this song describes them perfectly (from Lily's perspective)

Gorgeous - okay so this Sirius to Remus or Regulus to James because I think it just sums up how the black brothers act around their crush perfectly

Getaway Car - James, Lily & Regulus, though I'm not sure how I like it better; Regulus being the Getaway Car or Lily. In the end neither of the relationships work out just like they fail in canon (by being murdered lol). It also reminds me a little of Remus, Sirius & Grant, or maybe (and I might actually like this one the best) Regulus leaving Barty for James

King Of My Heart -this is Regulus to James. "Late at night, the city's asleep" pretty much them in choices, only ever neeting when everyone else is in bed. "Your love is a secret I'm hoping, dreaming, dying to keep" from his family because they ruin everything.

DWOHT - Again, Starchaser all the way. "I loved you in spite of deep fears that the world would devide us." Literally James & Reg since they knew they were on different teams in the war. Generally, I think this is Reg's perspective just because then he's the one who keeps having a bad feeling and whose "love had been frozen" before they got together.

Dress - MacEvans, MacEvans, MACEVANS! It's literally them when they realize they have a crush on the other. They're flirting without anyone else noticing, everything hidden away because it's still so new to them. "I don't want you like a best friend" HELLO??? That's them. Period.

TIWWCHNT - this is Sirius "the Drama queen" Black. I have no idea who he's saying this to but it's him. For sure. (Although it also works for (fanon) Barty)

CIWYW - this is wolfstar from Sirius' perspective. Sirius who made out with quite a lot of girls before realizing he has a massive crush on one of his best friends and now (some) people are talking shit about them but Sirius doesn't care he has Remus and that's great. Also, this song is about independence in the relationship which just makes sense for Sirius, considering he grew up in a controlling house and probably wants to feel free after escaping Grimmauld Place

New Year's Day -again, wolfstar. They just...idk it just fits. They're together while the World around them is messy and at times that mess finds a way into their relationship but they try to work through it